Stuck On You

"Oh, gods _damn_ it!" "Don't pull, you'll hurt yourself. "I can't fucking believe this..." "Relax, you'll spoil your afterglow." The melodious tenor voice chuckled. "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." The tall, well-formed Akita resumed his silent...

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No More Monday Memos

He stuck his snow-white muzzle through the open window of the passenger side of my van, blinked his crystalline blue eyes and hesitated. "You're human," he said. "I don't mean to be." I saw him wince. "I'm sorry; that was rude." "I've already...

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Commission: Full Contact

Entering the college gymnasium at precisely 7:20pm, Rave Raccoon once again experienced the sensation of being in some sort of prison-break movie. He had watched carefully, and from an appropriate distance, until he was certain that the nearly...

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The Subject Under Discussion

# The Subject Under Discussion If science ever does figure out how time actually works, I would be willing to wager that it will stem in part from discovering how placing the words "look" and "out" in close proximity seems to have an effect on that...

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Collar

Rain can be a blessing or a curse, a pleasure or a penance, usually dependent upon three things: How much of it there is, whether or not you have to venture out in it, and what sort of things happen to you while it's going on. On a day when you can...

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Academic Defenses

The cremello-colored mare's pastel blue eyes focused sharply on the crystal screen before her, studying every word, mark of punctuation, and turn of phrase of the document that she was perusing. At one point, she snorted faintly, making the student on...

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The Lion Has Landed

Not many people can say that perhaps the most romantic night of their courtship started out at a dance recital. I hope you'll bear with me, because this tale will take far longer in the telling than in the performance. It's something that I feel I...

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Lycans in the Sky

The flight looked to be ordinary and boring, until the werewolves came on board. Two of them, slumped down to avoid hitting their heads on the roof of the cabin, did their best to shuffle down aisles built for slim, ordinary humans, many of whom were...

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Expiration Date, Part 1

I can't begin to tell you the number of people who tried to talk me out of marrying him. He's more than twice your age, they said. He's unstable, they said. He's a hack trying to play in the big leagues, one of them said (and it felt so good to tell...

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Thong Theory Explained

_ **This one's for Cheetahpaws**..._ Harlan had never thought that wearing shorts and muscle shirt would make him feel overdressed, but this particular beach sported a crowd of males (and some few females) that were as close to "fur only" as he'd...

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Character Reference

The muscled young lion shifted the pin in the weight training machine to add another five kilos to his lift, then returned to his position in the chair, readying himself. He breathed slowly and fully three times, then pushed his arms smoothly,...

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After Hours

**After Hours** Inspired by Flare Starfire Thank you, noble Shire-Ram Jamey contemplated the glass tumbler in front of him, not entirely sober, not entirely drunk, hammered more by depression than by the depressant. The dingo's white-furred paw...

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