Now That's a Big Bang!
I am actually alive! Just... haven't had must inspiration to write lately! But while chatting with Empress Decadence over on F-List, I got some inspiration for... well... this most absurd piece of what I am dubbing "esoterotica." It isn't meant to be sexy, it isn't meant to be all that coherent, it was just a little writing exercise that I decided to run RAMPANT with it. This was written in ~30 minutes with the most simplistic writing prompt ever, specifically:
[4:33]Empress Decadence: I will never be satisfied! Not even when I stuff my dick into a black hole and children actually come out!
Soo yeah. Enjoy, or not. I'm just posting this for posterity's sake in case anyone might enjoy it, with no editing, no additional formatting, just a quick story-sketch so to speak. It was fun to write, just... totally not my usual thing =P
A great shadow appears over entire continents, people panic in the streets as some mysterious, giant object blots out the sun. Global temperatures plunge, the tides become erratic, the loons all come out of their usual hidey holes and proclaim to everybody that they were right, then end truly IS neigh -- Err... Nigh. Satellite communication soon becomes impossible as the giant unidentified mass seems to knock them all out of their normal geosynchronous orbit. The last transmissions from the global surveillance network sending back very confusing imagery showing mountainous structures that looks almost like veins, one image showing -- very clearly -- a well defined ridge which seems to encircle the entirety of the strange thing. Gravitational forces become erratic as the entirety of the solar system shifts its orbit, the night-time sky showing a new arrangement of stars as the giant sky-filling object becomes the planet's new moon and sky simultaneously. Occasionally, when the position of the sun is just right, the sky flares up a deep crimson, strange currents of thick, creamy fluid seeming to flow through the center of the cataclysmic cock. All the while, the thing would be exposed to the sun's radiation, entirely unprotected by an atmosphere or magnetic fields or any of that, triggering yet more changes within it. The next "day" people observe strange tadpole like structures within those currents, experts on land theorizing that it is some sort of transportation network for a hyper intelligent amphibious race. All the while, the night sky continues to change, stars racing by at unsettling speeds, the oceans have become still, the crops are failing, but the world's food stores were holding up just fine. Terrestrial observatories are jam packed with scientists trying to see what exactly is happening, and something truly horrifying can be seen. A spot of pure darkness in the distant (event) horizon, worse yet, the structure seemed to extend all the way to it, seeming to throb and pulse like a living creature as it sought to reach what could only be a super-massive black hole, the largest ever detected by earth-based optics.
More weeks pass, churches are packed full, standing room only, air raid sirens blare in the distance as the planet launches its final defense. Every nuclear warhead is fired at the physics defying thing in the sky. Light from the successful strike could be seen on the opposite end of the planet, and a great cheer goes up, until the smoke clears, showing that the thing has only grown larger, and by the end of the week, the world's greatest minds announce that whatever had captured the earth's orbit had accelerated as a result of the strike, estimates placing the entire planet's velocity at a reasonable fraction of C, certainly capable of relativistic time dilation effects. Which is to say... what feels like hours on the surface, would actually have been measured in days at Sol/Earth-standard timekeeping. Before long, a new object was visible in the sky, a pure black spot, growing larger by the second. Occasionally a bright speck of light could be observed orbiting the "end" of the world-ending object, only to suddenly be "put out" by that black spot. The world was at peace, the looming end making all the past wars and conflicts seem meaningless by comparison. And then, everything shifted once again, and that black spot would rapidly become smaller and smaller, fading to a distant speck before the light-years distant stars went still in the night sky... this didn't last long, before the entire planet began to accelerate even more rapidly toward that spot, the entirety of the fleshy sky/moon/transport network... whatever it was, seeming to throb and pulse. Suddenly every object on the planet begins to resonate, a loud... whinny? audible 'round the entire world as it is thrust deep inside the black hole, gravitational forces tearing the planet and everything on it apart into its component atoms. Stillness then, for what could be observed simultaneously as an eternity, and an un-measurable fraction of a fraction of a microsecond.
Something happens within the black hole, a rich, creamy eruption of something is expelled from it, filled with proteins and electrolytic compounds and all sorts of wriggling things. The seeds of life for this new universe, seeming to travel through the vacuum in search of newly formed planets. Over billions and billions of years, large collections of this voluminous fluid will coalesce, creating its own gravity wells, and forming planets, stars, moons, and so on... all from this most important building block of the new universe created by that big bang so many years ago. Then, on one particular planet, a rather interesting one... the third one from a rather normal looking star, in fact, something interesting happens. Swarms of these wriggling tadpole-like things seem to converge on it, billions of them in fact, all trying to make it through the atmosphere of this planet. The vast majority burn up attempting to make it through, but one enters at just the right angle and speed, tail flailing wildly as it makes landfall, the sheer force of it burying it deep, deep inside the earth's crust, where its genetic material takes root. Over the coming centuries, life appears in truly absurd amounts and varieties all over the new planet, from simple single celled organisms, to great scaled equines, until eventually, Equus Sapiens arise as the dominant species, creating a vast empire utilizing the crystalline structures of the planet's unique makeup for everything from roads, to buildings, to power generation facilities...