Janestuck
Yes, another Homestuck thing. You've been warned.
The kitchen always gets hot. So friggin' hot. It made things a bit of a pain if you weren't dressed right, but its always worth it in the end. Especially if you're Jane Crocker, with a bit of a thing for cooking confectionary goods. And by bit of a thing, I mean your entire life is dedicated to learning how to cook just that much better and fill her cook book with another recipe, one idea at a time.
Occasionally, being such a confectionary goddess got a little.. lonely. There was the occasional prank in the kitchen, but when she really cracked down and got to baking, people tended to leave her alone, and she got a little lonesome on her own. But there was always ways to allieve such sensations. Like the one that she had going in the oven, right at that moment! Mmh, how fun it was to remember the last 'treat' she had made. A little bit crusty, firm, with a thick, tight inside, perfectly shaped to her-
DING. The dark haired girl jumped a bit as the sound rang thorugh the kitchen, shocking her out of her reverees. She blinked, turning her head to the nearby oven, before giggling madly. Her private confection was done!
Pulling on a pair brand new heat sistant mittens (She kept burning them out with use), she pulled the oven open and reached in, dragging the confection free. Emmiedietly, one could see that it was NOT a normal treat, and not likely one meant to be strickly eaten. And it was far from something you'd show off to guests, either.
With a thump, the heavy platter was set on the table, and the rather realistic ass that set on top of it gave a wobble in reply. The color was just right, apricot pink with a hint of rosy red on those thick cheeks. The curves were just right, nice and meaty, even, the coloring had come out nicely, the cleft of that ass was just deep enough.. Nnh, it was perfect. She'd even gotten the small section of thighs right this time!
With a giggle of excitement, Jane jumped up and down, clapping her mitten clad hands, before pulling the baking oriented gloves off and setting them on the table next to the 'treat'.
"I wonder how good it will turn out this time.. The last one was just a little bit too juicy after I applied the cream.." The baking mistress murmured to herself, thinking. With a shrug, she reached down and gripped the front of her skirt. The cake had to cool off, and she had to get ready to apply the final mix.
Speaking of which, her manually operated turkey baster was just about ready to rear the cake she was eyeballing. With a tug of her skirt, she pulled it down.. and down.. and back, before slipping it back up. The motion unveiled her baster, which she kept on her at all times, for obvious reasons. Perfect for basting turkeys, cakes, delicacies, pussies, mouths.. anything that happened to be around when it was ready!
A nice fat shaft hung from her groin, held aloft slightly by the hefty, cum filled orbs just below it, now resting on the skirt it was holding down, hooked behind her big orbs. Though her batter makers weren't the only things holding her shaft up.
Mostly erect, she was about as long as she was going to get at a solid 9 inches, though she wasn't quite as thick as she could get. Now was the perfect time to insert and start the filling! Jane walked right up to her cake, grabbing her special baster, and pressed the head of her thick shaft right between those cheeks. With a bit of adjustment (One had to make sure someone's bumhole was in the right place!), her hips lurched forward.
The slightly tough outside of the cake soon gave way under the pressure, crushing inwards and making a nice hole the shape of her dick. Slowly she sunk in, watching as inch after inch of pale flesh dissapear into that freshly made rim.
When she finally felt her balls brushing up against the bottom curve of that ass, she gripped both cheeks firmly, digging her fingers in just a bit as a shudder washed over her. It was so warm, just a touch crispy, and the spongyness let it expand around her shaft and hug her nice and tight. Just the PERFECT hole to use. Maybe she'd finally perfected her South End Dickery Special! ...Not the most imaginate name, but it got to the point. Speaking of points, her's was getting thicker.
The cake slowly stretched around her more, making it tighter as her shaft engorged completely, her body shuddering. She waited until she's expanded completely, stretching that cake nice and snugly, before letting out a happy sigh. The perfect way to make a good cock hole in a cake WITHOUT destroying the crust, was to just grow inside. Lets it expand without too much destruction. ..Cake dicking science, ho!
Once Jane was sure she'd made the hole as big as it needed, she drew her hips back, sliding her dick free carefully. Withdrawn to the head, she gripped those big pastry cheeks, before driving forward. She wasn't gentle this time, and the whole of her length drove in, balls bouncing against the cake's side. The cake visibly shook under the force of the impact, and very nearly looked like a pair of real cheeks shaking.
Biting at her lower lip, Jane began to thrust steadily. Her eyes watched as her shaft drove in and out of that hole, her body shuddering a bit as she fucked that cake nice and rough. Each impact drove a firm shake from those wobbly cheeks, and the special soft sponge of the bottom section made a nice place for her balls to smack against.
Her hips worked back and forth as she enjoyed the tightness of that cake, shaft acting as a piston for delights. She could already feel a thick glob of pre spurting inside of her treat, her balls bouncing off of that spongy section and beating out a rhythm.
Every thrust had those big doughy (hah!) cheeks jiggling, and it was starting to get rather hypnotizing. Especially to her steadily bloating balls. Her legs spread just a bit as she grit her teeth, before throwing her head back. Fuck, these cakes were good.
Burying her groin against those delectable curves, she began to rock and grind against them, when things suddenly felt a bit airy. Pausing, the baking queen glanced back, only for her jaw to drop as she gasped sharply, tensing. Her cheeks, now bare to the world, were forced to spread open as a face was shoved between them. Nose to her tailbone, a wet tongue ran right over her tight pucker, making a hard shiver run up her spine as a pair of telltale ears, fuzzy and canine, brushed against her exposed flesh.
"J-JADE! When the hell did you get in here?!" The young woman said with a cry, back arching as that tongue lapped at her rim. Met with only a giggle, the incessent licking continued as Jade trembled against the backside of her cake, her cock throbbing hard. GOG her pucker got sensitive when she was near orgasm.
But that tongue did it's job. With her hips twitching in both directions, the raven haired girl threw her head back and let out a cry, arching and tensing up as hot cum began to fill the cake. Her legs trembled a bit, a hand grasping each of her ass cheeks to hold her ass and keep her buried, her balls twitching as she pumped a nice thick load into the pastry.
By the time her cock ceased spewing a thick creamy filling into her treat, her pucker was twitching, begging for something more than a mere tongue. But then that wet muscle pulled away and she let out a whine, her hips shifting a bit as she drew them back. Just as her dick pulled free from that rim, she felt Jade standing up behind her and pressing against her back. As well as that thick canine dick.
Her body arched as she felt it pressing up between her thick globes, making her shudder visibly as she glanced over her shoulder. Sure enough, there was Jade, grinning back at her.
"Oh Jane, you and your cakes.. I think you need to find a fuckbuddy soon, or you're going to end up having a bunch of muffins!" Said Jade, with a giggle of delight. Jade released a huff of annoyance, shooting a light hearted glare at her friend.
"Well, if you would show up a bit more regularily.." Jane grumbled in return, even as her hips pressed back to grind her friend's hefty shaft between her cheeks. It always felt gorgeous there, wedged beween her thick globes, the slick, smooth length of it pressed up against her rim..
And then the belly of it wasn't up against her rim. The tip was. And before she could utter a protest, her rim was shoved open and that canine dick was shoving up into her guts. Jane threw her head back, letting out a cry and going to the tips of her toes as her ass was split open around that hefty dick.
"Nnhh, still tight!" Said Jade, and Jane could FEEL that smirk. As the partially canine girl pressed up against her back, Jane ould feel that dick sinking into her rump, spreading open her cheeks a bit more with each inch.
"J-Jade! A little.. warning.. next time!" The baking queen said with a gasp, bending forward and grasping the cake in both hands once more. Despite her protests, her cock was still hard as stone and throbbing in delight, coated in bits of cake.
And then a soft hand wrapped around her shaft and began to pump, and so did the shaft buried in her ass. Jade began to fuck the thick girl with a playful woof, and Jane's eyes rolled back as her ass was filled up. Her body trembling, she began to rock back and forth in time with those thrusts. It was hard to concentrate enough to ponder protesting her sudden buttstuffing, and FUCK she needed a good lay. Even after stuffing her newest creation.
Jade's hand was smacking into her lap with each rough jerk, bits of cake flinging off and landing on the floor and table in front of them. And with each stroke, that cock drove up into her guts, making her jerk and her cock throb in that hand.
Turning her head a bit, Jane looked back to her friend with heavy lidded eyes, gasping and moaning as she was reamed, and was met with a girlish giggle and playful smirk. The feeling of a dick driving into her guts and stretching out her insides didn't exactly match. Not that she was about to complain.
Jane turned her attention forward again, her fingers digging long furrows into that cake as she gasped and moaned in pleasure, bucking back firmly into Jade's lap each time she felt the girl pull out to mid length, just in time for her friend to thrust in roughly.
And the pleasure got to her. With a gasp of surprise, not expecting it to hit so fast, her hips jerked with a cry. Jane's back arched as she came a second time, and hard. Thick white ropes painted the inner curve of those cheeks, her cock aiming wildly, before Jade suddenly thrust. Her dick was forced back into that already well used hole, stuffing it with cock a second time.
Jane's balls continued to tense up and pump, lights flashing behind her eyes. Vaguely, she registered Jade's howl, and the stretch of that fat knot popping into her ass and the warmth of cum splashing inside of her, filling her up. Which probably explained why her orgasm was even stronger than the first time.
Buried balls deep in her confection, with a dog dick balls deep between her cheeks, Jane's eyes rolled back into her skull, trembling and twitching. And then she felt a smack on her ass, and that was that. Her balls gave another twitch and she fell forward, face first into the table, and passed out.
..Fuckin' cakes.