Problems being DogTier
Random crazy smut involving 'herms' from homestuck.
Gym Buddies (1/3)
Gamzee and tavros from homestuck as humans. gamzee is a skinny stoner, tavros is a hella buff shrinking violet. can i make it any more obvious? gamzee examined himself in the mirror. his face crinkled into a grimace.
[Commission] Diaperstuck: Eridan: Get stuck
\> Be Eridan Ampora You are Eridan Ampora. Aristocrat of the highest blood caliber, toppled by only one other, and a destiny-decreed Prince of Hope. A suave and charismatic troll, with a distinct fascination with the wizardly aesthetic, such as...
Kismesis
Milt-the semen of an externally fertilizing species roe- unfertilized eggs of an externally fertilizing species * * * notes: this story is a rule 34 fanfiction about the race of alien trolls from the webcomic ms paint adventures: homestuck
Janestuck
Yes, another homestuck thing. you've been warned. the kitchen always gets hot. so friggin' hot. it made things a bit of a pain if you weren't dressed right, but its always worth it in the end.
Jadestuck
The nights always got boring in down time. Boring was.. well, boring! It was stale and it got rreeaallyy old rreeaallyy quickly. But! Thankfully, for someone who can bend space and manipulate the size of objects, it wasn't too hard to get things spiced...
Undyne & Papyrus: Alphys' Inside Story
"now for question 6: which female homestuck character is basically homestuck alphys?" a: jade c: terezi b: nepeta d: vriska "mmf mff mmmf mff mfff!"
Gym Buddies (Pt 3b/3)
“I-I dunno, Gamzee." The crazy-haired boy grinned, “C'mon, Tav, it'll be so fun!" The tall Latino shifted his weight on Gamzee's bed, the springs squealing in protest. “I've never done it before. It's.... bad." Even Tavros was aware how lame that...
Giantess Toriel X Alphys: Incestual Apocalypse
"well, in homestuck's case, i think you mean more like literal days on end!" toriel laughed heartily, patting asriel on the back as she opened her book back up and continued reading.
Homestuck: Cherry Limeade Fic
Despite his previous wariness upon seeing her naked, Calliope actually brings a smile to her face as she watches the tables turn anew. Instead of his former bouts of fear and disagreeance at her strange, alien, wriggling bulge, his face now flushes...
Alphys' Modern Life (Chapter 2)
Asgore asked inquisitively, flipping his way exhaustedly through the vast multitude of pages in an unnecessarily massive book known only as homestuck as he sat cross-legged on his recliner chair in the living room while toriel and papyrus were busy cooking
The Nightwoods
That's an ad&d-style troll, not warcraft. or homestuck i guess. also it's tagged both m/m and m/h because look, i have no clue how you'd fit messed-up troll genitalia into yr whole schema here. if you got a better idea...