bathroom emergency
Bathroom emergency
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This is just a little thing that I thought up and thought that I would post just for the hell of it. Also, the guys name is Dave.
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"ermmm..." I groan, looking at my computer screen.
I'm a pretty pathetic guy. I have no girlfriend, no job, or anything. I'm just some guy with a rent bill to pay, bootlegging someone else's WIFI so I can get a crack at free online porn.
As I continued to jack off to some pics I have just found, I start to think (surprisingly) more and more about how my life freaking sucks.
Not to mention how desperate I am. I was about to fuck my freaking computer screen while it was on of the really good pics I had found.
Nearly did too, but thank god, someone knocked on my door. Taking that thank-you back from god, it was my land lord. And, of course, asking for the rent money.
I had somehow managed to pay her off, but I was getting really tight on cash.
*scratch scratch*
"no brueno. Go take a nap or something!" I say at the door.
My dog brueno was always wanting to see what I was doing in the computer room while the door was shut. Only wanted in when I was jerking off too.
It was starting to get annoying. Always scratched when I was nearing the edge. Always made me loose it, despite how much I rapidly jerked off again.
*scratch scratch*
"damn it brueno. You ALWAYS know how to get to me don't you?" I say, zipping up my pants and walking to the door.
As I finally gave in to the insistent scratching and opened the door, he instantly ran in. see, brueno was most likely the cutest dog in the world, and the loviest, but he could also rip your throat out before you even knew you had done something to piss him off.
He was a large bulldog, mostly white fur, but also with brown spots. Also has large brown eyes, and the biggest freaking mouth you have ever seen. Could fit my entire head in there with enough room for arms.
As he ran in and jumped on me, I had to act quickly, either dodge him, or most likely be crunched like a freaking toothpick.
I chose to catch him. Unfortunately. He jumped into my waiting arms, and then proceeded to lick my face clean.
When I finally landed on the couch with him still on me, he pressed his rump down painfully on my slowly ebbing erection.
As he landed on it, I slowly groaned out in extreme pain. Realizing that he had hit some personal his quickly jumped off of me, and luckily, my hard on.
As he landed on the floor, I steadily got into a sitting position, nursing my now painfully throbbing cock. As he looked at me with utter concern in his eyes, I couldn't help but smile and pet his head.
As he happily panted and pushed against my hand, I realized that we had to GO. It was already 4:00, and I had to get groceries and still be back by 5:30.
As I quickly got a jacket on and raced for the door, brueno quickly followed. As I opened the door, he raced out and headed to the left. He knew the drill. Get out, go left to the elevator, and wait patiently for me to get there.
As I locked the door and went over to brueno, he lightly whimpered and wagged his tale, looking up at me.
"oh now, don't give me those puppy eyes!" I say quietly.
It didn't help. He continued to stare at me. I finally broke, leaned down, hugged him by the neck, and pet him all over. When the door opened, I broke the hug and told brueno to follow me as I walked out into the lobby.
As I neared the exit, my land lord saw me, much against my prayers.
"hey, Dave! I hope you have the rent this time!" she yelled as she stormed over to me.
"well...uh...funny thing about that, actually. I was about to go to the bank and-"
"don't give me that bullshit! You don't even have enough cash do you?!" she yells back at me, cutting me off.
"no...no, I don't. but, I got a job interview today, and if I get the job, ill instantly get my first paycheck!" I quickly reply, before she can cut me off again.
"well then, when IS this said interview?" she reply's cold heartedly.
"tomorrow. it's a really good paying job, and there is NO WAY that I can get fired from this one!" I say, in the hopes she will back off.
"fine. But if you don't have this months fee by the end of the week, you can go ahead and pack up your shit and get out!" she reply's.
As I thank god that I could finally get out, I quickly run out of the front door, and head for my car.
When I finally got to my car, I opened the passenger side door and brueno jumped in. I closed the door and walked to the drivers side and got in, turning the key as I sat down.
As the engine in my old sand clown revved up, I looked at brueno at pet him, much to his liking. When the engine was warm, I hit the gas and we took off towards the store.
Pulling up in front of hell mart (err....wall mart.) I quickly got out, and took brueno in with me.
I always hate this place. Hence the name "hell mart". it was always to crowded, and to many of those people being just a little edgy or pushy.
As soon as I was through the front doors, someone was already pushing me out of the way. This day was gonna suck. As I continued on, I got shoved aside 2 more times, and glared at 5 times.
No one but the cashier I liked, Sara, was in a good mood. And even the word's "good mood" were pushing it.
As I walk into the canned foods aisle, I feel a tightness in my pants. Looking down, I notice that I have an EXTREME boner. I have no idea why I got one, or when it happened, but all I know, is that I am horny as hell.
I instantly make a small dash for the bathroom, (which was on the other side of the aisle, thank god.) dodging and ignoring all the glares and insults I got from everyone around me.
When I finally get in, I run into the nearest open stall, lock the door behind me, (leaving brueno outside) unzip my pants, and sit down on the toilet seat.
As I begin to vigorously masturbate, I hear brueno scratching on the door. I simply ignore him, and continue to imagine one of the videos that I had found online.
Then the scratching stopped. I didn't even notice in the least. Right when I was about to blow, I stopped, and looked down. I had neared the end faster then usual, and my cock was surprisingly wet, and not from pre.
When I got a good look, brueno was there, in front of me, licking my cock.
"AAGGHH!" I suddenly yell, jumping up on the toilet seat, making sure not to make to much noise.
Brueno looked up at me with a good deal of concern, and then confusion. Apparently, he thought he was helping clean him, and didn't know why his master was freaking out about it.
As he continued to look at me, I thought of something. Usually, dogs don't often lick a humans cock, unless it is covered in something they like. Preferably peanut butter.
But brueno had just willingly licked my cock, without a bribe at all. A little curious, I sit back down on the toilet seat slowly, and let my cock hang free.
Brueno quickly moves closer to my lap, and begins to lick vigorously, and in all the right places. First the bottom of the shaft, also going over my balls, and then slowly licking up the shaft, right up to the tip.
His rough tongue felt like fucking heaven. As he continues to lick, I simply lean back and enjoy the ride.
"ohh...that feels NICE." I say slowly, nearly completely forgetting about everyone else in the bathroom.
As I lean back more and more, my cock starts to extend with the extra room, giving brueno more flesh to lick.
"ohhhhhh......don't stop!" I say, a little louder then before.
I was already nearing the edge. I leaned back more and rubbed my balls, hoping to bring as much ecstasy as possible. It had been quite awhile since I had had a good blowjob, so this was pretty much heaven, and I wasn't going to last too much longer.
Then brueno did something odd. He took all of my cock into his mouth. Never thought that I would see something like THAT. Then he sucked hard on it, making me nearly scream.
And that was all I could take. I came into his mouth, and he eagerly swallowed it all. As I continue to cum into his mouth, shooting about 3 or 4 bursts into him, my cock finally starts to soften.
Then I stand up, zip up my pants, and walk out, with brueno following me. I didn't have to watch so much porn online anymore.
As I got out of the bathroom, went outside, and got all of the groceries I would need, I walked out of he...WAL mart and got in my car, opening the passenger door for brueno.
As I rev up the engine, I lean over and give brueno a big hug, petting and scratching him in all of the right places. Then I lightly tap the gas in reverse, exiting the parking lot.
When I finally get home, I unlock my door, walk in, and head for the kitchen, while brueno heads straight for the couch.
While putting up groceries, I hear brueno licking at something. I figured he was just "cleaning" himself, like he usually dose when he gets inside, and right on the couch where I often sit too.
When the last of the groceries are finally put up, I walk into the living room to hear brueno STILL licking his nuts. But when I look over at him, it isn't his nuts that he is licking.
He was giving himself a blowjob. that's right. And he had the biggest fucking cock that I have ever seen. It was as round as a soda can and the knot at the bas was a big as a volleyball.
As he continued to suck himself off, I quickly grew an erection again. Then he stops sucking as he see's me, and looks up at me. Then he just wags his tail and starts to slobber.
His cock was about, oh, 9 inches long, so it reached up to his chest easily, which is why he was able to suck it, and why it was now bumping up against his chest as it throbbed.
I just switched between looking at brueno, and his cock. Then I decide to try something. I slowly walk over to him, sit down beside him, and pet him on the head, right where he likes it most.
And then I slowly begin to scratch down on his neck, going lower a little big at a time. His cock continued to throb against his chest. When my had finally reached the top of his back, I slowly scratched around, going towards his chest.
When my finger just barley touches the tip of his cock, I slowly make my finger do swirls on his chest, continuing to scratch with my nails.
When my finger brushed his cock a fifth time, I stopped rubbing and slowly brought my finger around the tip of his cock, and then began to slide onto his cock, finger by finger.
When all of my fingers were around his cock, he looked down at them, then just laid back down, allowing me to continue.
Which I happily did. I slowly brought my fingers lower, and then brought them back up, slowly jacking him off. He seemed to like that, as he lightly grunted, moaned and growled.
Then I slowly brought my head down, and brought the tip to my lips. As it passed by my lips and went to my tongue, I heard brueno give a soft growl, hinting at the pleasure.
As my tongue began to envelop the tip, I quickly swirl my tongue around it until the was too much to get my tongue around. When I had four inches of his cock in my mouth, I stop sliding my head down on it, and just suck.
Before too long, I can feel his cock begin to twitch, and brueno starts to thrust into my mouth, signaling that his cock cant take much more of this kind of attention.
Then for some reason, I take off my pants, lay them down beside me, and put my hips in front of him, laying down beside him. When my now fully erected member was in front of him, he licked it.
I nearly came right then. This was the best fucking then to ever happen to me. As I continue to suck him off, his cock begins to twitch more and more.
Then it hit me. Why just oral? So I stop sucking him, get off the couch (also removing my cock from his mouth, which I really didn't like) and get onto all fours on the floor.
"come on brueno! Come on boy!" I excitedly say to him, lightly tapping my ass cheek.
Brueno got the message. I slowly got off of the couch, and then ran up behind me, quickly turning to face my ass. Then he stuffs his nose RIGHT in my butt hole, and licks my balls.
Then he brings his nose up a bit, and then proceeds to lick my ass slick. When he is done doing that, I quickly jumps onto my back, and points is also slick cock at my tight hole.
Then he thrusts. Nothing big, but no warning either. He just shoves his cock into my ass, and thrusts in and out vigorously. I felt like my ass was going to be torn in two.
As he filled me, much to my pleasure, I reach back and grab my cock, slowly jerking myself off. I'm surprised I even need that, considering my ass was getting the fucking of a lifetime.
The friction between my walls and his cock made it AMAZING. He pushed and pulled on my walls just enough to make it a fucking heaven for me, and most likely him too.
Then he hit bottom. He hit the very top of my tube, and couldn't go on much farther. But he managed it. It went JUST far enough, too. JUST enough to get it in.
And yes, I would be talking about his knot. I heard a loud ‘PLOP' sound as he shoved it in my hole. As it went in, I felt a searing pain in my ass, which quickly subsided to pure ecstasy.
His knot was HUGE, creating extreme friction between my anal walls and his cock, which just made it all that fucking much better. since his knot was in, it quickly swelled, making my ass spread even more.
As he quickly began lightly thrusting again, I came, and I came hard. My cock sprayed about 2 feet in front of me, staining the carpet white in some places.
And then he came. He gave one last weak thrust, and he unloaded into my ass's deepest areas. His cum felt like lava being poured into me.
I Loved it, and it nearly made me cum AGAIN. As he gave a few last weak thrusts, he became still, letting his knot slowly become smaller, until he was able to pull out with a plop.
When he finally pulled out, I just fell to the floor, and passed out, simply letting his cum pour out of me.
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that's it. Hope that you like it. Please comment and tell me what you think. I very much appreciate what you think, and will always reply to a comment.