Lion Trials

Story by Tarrik on SoFurry

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A robot lion shows two dudes a good time; m/m/m, robot sex (ha, that sounds so sunny i can't really say it out loud)

Anyways, if lion robot group sex with two humans is the one thing that can rob you of your powers, flee before the mechanical lion might! (man, i'm really not takign myself seriously tonight. the story is readable, though)


Jason was looking at the lion, the four-legged figure moving uneasily, the coarse mane, the smooth, golden back and the slowly moving tail, and found it difficult to believe that this was only a robot; the lion's jaws opened, as if he were yawning, then snapped shut with a disturbing "crack" that made him take a step back.

-I know that asking this about a robot seems silly, but does it...bite? On some level I also want to know if it can run and catch me, or open doors like the raptors in Jurassic park.

-When people want to know if they can outrun my sex toys, I know I've done the design rights - laughed Andrew - But worry not; He won't catch you...unless you really want him to.

-And door-opening? Should I hide in the closet? Cause I haven't done that in ten years, you know - noted Jason, laughing.

-Getting him to open doors is harder than it seems. Mr. Critic; with all the electronics in his rear end, and the range of his skeleton's joints. also the electric motors are not really strong....So no. I chose them to be precise, so not enough power to run. -answered Andrew with a thumb under his chin, looking down at his mechanical feline with some anxiety. He was confident it would be safe, but how well the lion would perform was another matter. Then again, that's what fine tuning was for, and the current meeting too.

-For some reason that sounds very reassuring; that it can't really run; Knowing how all your other inventions...tend to hold surprises -sighed Jason, and placed a hand on the lion's back, noting how cold the fur was; the scent of whatever was underneath it was like a mixture of latex and model plane glue. To his surprise the lion turned its head at him, making a snorting noise.

-Touch response - said Andrew smugly - It was a pain in the ass to do , but the next feature is even more mind-blowing - he reached for a control on his remote, and then smirked: -Put a hand on Leo's back.

Jason paused for a second, then gave in to the desire to pet the lion properly; to his shock, the fur was warm, even hot; he took a step back disbelievingly; was the thing we has about to have sex with short circuiting?

  • hand warmers under the faux fur; really fast and cheap too- bragged Andrew with a grin - Now check out what kept me up all night tonight; he switched another control on, but nothing seemed to happen. After an awkward pause Jason said sympathetically: -Sorry your awesome option does not work. Whatever it was supposed to be.

-Oh it's working just fine! Can't you notice? - asked Andrew, genuine surprise on his face. His friend circled the lion twice; the tail seemed to be moving differently, but other than that...Jason caught a good glimpse of the rich , interestingly shaped black opening under the thick tail; it looked like a pair of dark lips, elevated into a small volcano-like hill, which encased an opening that looked at least twice bigger than a human's; the black surface was shiny and carefully shaped with such attention to detail, Jason found himself hoping it was a part of whatever he was expected to do with the lion. The familiar feeling of his pants being too tight gave him a pleasant tingle. He could really do this; the unknown pleasures this invention could grant started to fuel his mind;

-Still not seeing it? Here's a clue: it's on the front of the lion, not hidden in the tail hole. Not that the rear end isn't a masterpiece on its own, but more on that later;

Jason blushed slightly, but still gave the lion another look between the hind legs; there was a testicular sack that stood out as perhaps too big for the smaller-than-average Leo, and a long sheath starting from the bottom of the belly promised something of a chance to be mounted, which alone made the lion worth exploring. But nothing seemed different, the lion stood and moved an expressive tail, yawning every so often.

-The front end is the one with the muzzle on it -hinted Andrew

-If you hadn't made the back so gorgeous, I wouldn't be ogling it - noted Jason, and Andrew beamed: - It is, isn't it? But the front end has its perks too; I didn't work on "fine motor control" to prevent biting for nothing, man. And my new feature is simply adding to the realism so much, I need you to see it. No other lion robot in existence has it.

-Probably no other lion robot in existence is meant to be penetrated and to mount people either - smirked Jason, but Andrew laughed:

-Don't be so sure. People have smarts and kinks, you never know. But I'm sure this is the prettiest lion robot that can offer a full ride of pleasure that you can find. Soon at affordable prices, too.

-Fingers crossed to that - noted Jason, and continued to explore the model. He looked at he front of the lion, petting the back, sensing the lines of warmth that were easily distinguishable, as well as the odor of warm motherboard. The bone structure, it if it could be called that, felt very strange, bony and sharp at places, and Andrew seemed to read his mind: -I've placed lots of silicon where the muscles on a lion are supposed to be, but there are so many, and they flex and relax in antagonistic groups, I don't think I'll lever get it right.

-It's amazing as it is - said Jason - People will buy it just to pet it; imagine kids...

-Finding mom and dad's toy lion in the bedroom? That will be an awkward one; ha-ha, then the kids will want one on their own; But a PG-rated version would be boring to manufacture; maybe I'll make it talk with, but damn, is it a waste to have all that and not enjoy it fully.

-Can you make it curse? -asked Jason curiously, petting the lion on the head and noting how the feline reacted; the lion brushed against his hand and closed its eyes in bliss.

-Damn! It blinked! - gasped Jason - Did you do that?

Andrew laughed hard before answering: - ...no, the blinking is just animatronics. Even toddler toys, like the WowWee ones, if you can believe they've named their company that , have animatronics these days. I make better ones for this lion, though - I want him looking horny by human standards after all. I told you the head took as much work as the rear end...and is heavily loaded with pleasant surprises, too, right?

-In the muzzle? - asked Jason surprised, but also embarrassingly hopeful.

-Focus on finding the "option" I just turned on - smirked Andrew - And I'll guide you through every built-in option in this lion. A luxury tour so to say.

The one place where the silicone "muscles" on the lion were done perfectly, even a little overdone, was the chest and Jason pet that are along and hard, closing his eyes. Damn, this was really something.

-Whoa! Exclaimed Jason, startled - It breathes! The lion's sides were moving rhythmically, expanding and contracting, and Jason could not believe he had not noticed that. It looked real, to the point of being a little creepy.

Andrew's grin was enough to eclipse the full moon - I ripped the system from a theme park dino robot, and had a very hard time fitting it in the lion. There wasn't enough place it and now the electronic bags that serve as lungs sort of bulge on the sides of the lion, but I'll regulate the volume...I'm really surprised you didn't notice.

-Never would have come to my mind. If you tell me I can take its pulse, too, I won't be surprised by this point - noted Jason, putting an ear to the lion's chests, but there was, thankfully, no pulse.

-You flatter me - said Andrew, clearly happy with the compliment.

-Just tell me you didn't take the "breathing system" from Rappy. I liked that raptor.

-Oh, no, there's a list of co-workers who...take turn taking Rappy home to spise up their sex lives, they'd kill me if I scavenged him for parts.

Jason looked at Andrew and they both nearly fell down laughing: - A long list? Man, I need to work here full time. So, I won't be the only one screwing a robot

-Not by far. I can count on the fingers of one hand how many people have _not_enjoyed Rappy to its full potential. Like, two people. And everybody's come for more, I hear he makes a great top if you have someone to adjust him and hold him carefully. This one, being a 4-legged frame, should need no holding. Hard yet? And should I put you down on the waitlist for "raptor services"?

-Wow - said Jason, honestly impressed - I'm not used to being outperved, it feels weird.

-it's a matter of availability - said Andrew innocently - There's a poll in the UK, about a quarter of all people would do it with a robot. We just need to supply that quarter with robots.

-They probably hardly imagined this type of robot - said Jason, petting the lion, and the lion bumped its hard head against his palm. -Hard head - noted Jason

-The ultrasonic that serves for vision is imperfect. Especially when you move fast, or too close - admitter Andrew.

-It doesn't have cameras? - asked Jason almost disappointed - I half expected it to talk.

-Talking is the easy part. Give it a motherboards with A.I, a microphone and a speaker. And a gritty word list, like "hello, you suck today". Stereoscoping vision with cameras...that's a whole different ball game.

-Does it have like different moods, like those dinosaur robots, the tiny ones? The Robo-raptors? -asked Jason curiously,

-Those ones are just settings as to whether the little guy would try to bite you or not; this big guy - Andrew pet the lion affectionately - is customizable beyond that. It has a feedback built in, so if it detects that you pet it after it does something, it will do it more often. Also, you can push it away if it's hurting you, and I've honestly thought about getting a voice recognition of some sort...

...But interpreting moaning isn't easy - finished Jason for him.

  • I was hoping you would do some evaluation and help me fine tune it - help make presets for the lion, like "gentle", "dominant", "foreplay", "very hard" you know, horny names for different combinations of naughty behaviors. Like: "seduction"...imagine that on a screen connected to a robot lion, eh?

-Wait, It can do foreplay? -asked Jason, greatly surprised - Man, I'd actually pay _you_to let me do the honors of... trying those settings.

-Don't count the eggs before they've hatched; this is still a very basic prototype, and is in free range mode, basically reacting to the environment -said Andrew lightly -It's not uniformly warm, the smell of it is too...chemical, the feel of the artificial muscles isn't enough to cover all the sharp parts. It will take many play sessions and some upgrading before we can come up with really good programming for it; it took all of last week just to get it to thrust without loosing balance and you still need to guide him in if he pulls out. Touch him down below to see a neat trick.

-Have you equipped him with ...-tried to guess Jason, placing a hand on the sheath, and winning myself a surprisingly dissatisfied growl from the lion and a funny facial expression on the feline face.

-I didn't want him to be "easy". Foreplay first, and you'll see a LED light up here when you've done it enough - said Andrew, pointing to the remote.

-And who says how much is enough?

-Well, that's what we're here to find out. How much is enough? What will a customer enjoy? That's your responsible job, and I'll take notes and record the feedback.

-It has sensors in there? - asked Jason incredulously, pointing at the shaft.

-Not in THERE, not yet. It's hard to put a sensor that will give meaningful data in a silicon penis. Maybe something to measure resistance to let it know it's "in" will be possible. I prefer to think of placing electrodes for electric stimulation of the prostate of the person taking it, maybe an electrode behind the barbs, but that will have to wait till next week. But the rear end has four sensors, uses the same placement as the "mare" model we started selling last year, but the texture is radically different. It's like a veritable maze in there.

Jason slipped a curious finger in the lion's den, and Leo roared, but didn't protest much more than that. The insides were very tight, curved under a bizarre angle, and after just one centimeter of progress culminated with a wall.

-He's ridiculously tight. I like it - remarked Jason, and the lion turned around to look at him with piercing golden eyes.

-That "wall" won't open unless you've given him some foreplay, just like with the mare model.

Jason lifted the lion's tail and pressed his lips to the dark, soft opening; he sucked hard and long on it, remarking in the pauses between breaths - I know the mare very well; he pressed his tongue in, noting how dramatically different this felt from just having a masturbation sleeve. The lion's tail swatted him in the face several times with increasing frequency, and then the lion took a surprising step forward, covering his intimate areas with his tail and issuing a disagreeable roar.

-Think of "foreplay" in broader terms; here you have a lot more than just the sleeve, you have a whole body to caress: legs and a back that are pressure-sensitive; a very rich genital area with hundreds of patterns down which you can caress the fur; and the spot on the back just over the tail is extra sensitive- said Andrew with a deep, obviously excited voice. He was slowly beginning to unzip himself, something that frequently happened during such toy evaluation sessions.

-So if I pet him on the genitals - guessed Jason, and rubbed the sheath gently, filling something hard just below the surface.

The lion made another step away from him.

-Start from further away - advised Andrew, already hard and shamelessly enjoying himself, and Jason pressed against the lion's back, petting down the now warm fur, exploring the intricate muscles, pressing against the warmth; then he circled the base of the tail and the lion purred, a deep, resonating sound that filled Jason with excitement.

-Hug him - advices Andrew - he's programmed to like that a lot.

Jason gladly hugged the lion and held him in his embrace long, moving his hands up and down to enjoy the mane, caressing the fur, playing with the tail. The lion lowered his head and opened his jaws, panting, his breath picking up noticeably.

-That's the piece of genius I was talking about before; faster breathing when aroused. Kept me all night.

-To engineer, or to enjoy?

-Both, of course. -admitted Andrew slyly, adding - I placed a new, clean silicone penis for you, though. And I used a condom...So enjoy with no fear; look, when he lowers his head like this twice, like nodding, it's a programmed gesture, it means he's ready. Weird how the LED on the remote is not lighting up...ah, here it us. This delay is weird.

"He" is now even showing his pride yet -protested Jason

-You'll have to try harder to please him them! Please him well enough and he'll let you do everything; and he will be more eager next time. Remembers users and tries to deduce preferences. But only for those who are eager to please him; so show the lion what you've got!

Jason , petting the lion heavily, begun to give him belly rubs, kissed the soft parts underneath the cat's tail when the tail allowed it, touched the shaft briefly, before humping the lion gently, with the sudden feeling of pleasure far greater than what he had expected. The realism was doing wonders indeed. This time the lion pushed back against him, but still blocked his rear end with a masterfully swishing tail.

-You cockblocking programming alone has got to be worth a Nobel Prize - noted the frustrated Jason, before the lion made a step back, this time not surprising him, as he was getting used to Leo's clumsy movements; Jason brushed his face against the lion's muzzle, and the lion brushed its muzzle against Jason's face.

-Man, he's amazing; for the cuddling alone.... - noted Jason, massaging the lion's shoulders all the way down to the large, soft paws. The lion lifted one paw and allowed the human to examine it; when he nearly lost his balance, Jason held him in his arms, allowing him to regain balance.

-Very good; -praised Andrew - The floor is safe and soft but if he tumbles over, he reboots for some reason.

Jason lowered his hands to the lion's sheath again, careful to constantly pet the feline, and he suddenly felt pent up and harder than he'd been in months; he felt drops of clear fluid appear on his penis just as the lion's spear also emerged, pink and transparent, but moist as well.

-The cum mechanism from the werewolf model; with a new setting so it leaks like pre. But it makes a mess out of the sheath.

-Your brand of lubricant - tasted Jason, and noted - The edible one. He caressed the silicone penis, noting the unusually large barbs, which Andrew knew he liked from the trials on their panther model; the coldness of the silicone was somewhat disappointing compared to how warm the lion.

-it's a bad idea to warm it up, the lube dries out - noted Andrew, as if reading his mind, and Jason nodded, unsure on which road to take now. Should he give Leo a gentle rimming, and open his inner door for his pleasure? Or better to impale himself on the lion spear and have his insides filled? Or perhaps the muzzle...what could the muzzle do? He was fascinated by the possibilities

His fingers seemed to choose on their own as he started fingering the lion's tight hole, feeling the ring of electronic muscle relax with perfect realism before letting him pass freely into a rich-textured insides that resembled a vagina with crazy textures; his finger found a second barrier.

-Now you have two choices, if you're where I think in the algorithm: Take the lion inside you until he finishes for the second "door" to open for you for as long as you wish to mount, or rim him and you have a bout 50% chance it will open, but only for a minute. Then you have to rim again, and you get a minute and a half.

-Impale my butt I shall, then - said Jason happily, and removed from his own eager hole his large, cone-shaped plug, feeling the whole relax and prepare.

-I'll keep my hands on him to make sure he doesn't fall - said Andrew, and, semi-undressed, aroused and hard, grabbed the lion from behind as Jason impaled himself, surprised when the lion made a gentle motion forward and pressed his length deeply inside the human, until the huge feline balls hit the human's ; the feline's jewels were very heavy. The lion opened his jaws and grabbed Jason's neck in a painful grip.

-Ow - said Jason and Andrew did some corrections on the remote; the grip lessened, but did not let go.

-He only had that setting from me impaling myself last night, you know, I like it rough; I forgot to make a new profile for you - explained Andrew, holding the lion, but also humping him. He placed a condom and penetrated the feline against a roar of protest.

-of course, you can force yourself in. If you have the remote, that is. The lion tried to make a step forward to escape the unwanted penetration, but he had nowhere to go; Jason was taking his spear below him and blocking his way out. Andrew pumped energetically into the lion amidst roars of protest, but soon the feline settled down as its own release approached. With an unrepentantly wild, frightening roar, the lion exploded a thick, transparent fluid into Jason, and spilled so much of it that it leaked out. It was pleasantly warm, another sign that Andrew had thought of most everything.

-Let's trade places - suggested Andrew and Jason gladly penetrated the now open feline as Andrew went to the lion's muzzle. The lion's depths was laced with little barbs, the two inner gates squeezing almost painfully on the human's length; Jason had to really force it in amidst a storm of roars of protests to insert his entire length.

-Damn. Forcing him is kind of fun - admitted Jason with a dry throat.

-Forcing him is half the pleasure - smirked Andrew, who was now impaling himself on the lion's spear, thrusting back with such strength, his balls and the lion's collided with an noisy, repetitive "slap".

-I should put metal in those balls for next time - noted Andrew and took a note on his small touch screen. His hole was soon leaking from the lion's unexpected and unannounced release, this time unaccompanied by roaring.

-He doesn't always roar when he finishes- noted Jason, trying to push the last inch of his penis in the tight, resistant feline; he lifted the tail and held it there, unsure whether it was safe for the lion to do so; he won himself a smirk from Andrew:

-Yeah, hold the tail. Hold it and he'll let you in all the way....Cheat code, so to say. Just don't twist it.

Andrew's penis hit something round and it begun to vibrate against his circumcised head.

-Oh fuck...-screamed Jason

-Yeah, a hidden gem; a small, fierce vibrator for your tip- noted his friend as his abandoned the lion's penis, adding:

-I though we were trading places - panted Jason, feeling his balls withdraw close to his body in preparation. Andrew begun to use the lion's muzzle with speed and aggression that rocked the poor feline's body so hard, Jason could feel it with his dick.

That pushed him over the edge and he fell on all fours, almost knocking down Leo as a wave of pleasure erupted from his groins in five painful spurs that made his eyes teary.

-Fuck....This was better than the past six months of real sex...-he said, collapsing behind the lion; the lion's insides held tight to his penis and he could not dismount, so Leo went down with him. He convulsed next to the lion, hugged him, and thrust in him several more times, purely on instinct before closing his eyes and collapsing on the floor, still tied to the lion.

-I'm sorry - moaned Jason as the lion rebooted and stood motionless on the ground, but Andrew, laughed:

-That's exactly the reaction I wanted to see. So Leo here doesn't just knock _me_down;

-Leo here gave me more than the last six month taken together, and I review toys for a living.

Yeah, music to my ears. Out of professional interest, how much would you have paid for just this time?

-One fifty easy. If I knew how good it'd be, probably more.

-Splendid - said Andrew, rubbing his hands - And you did not even try the muzzle.

-What's in the muzzle?

-You'll have to find out yourself, stallion. A few surprises of the pleasant kind, to be sure.