A Fated Reality-Chapter 4
#5 of A Fated Reality
When you're a Garchomp, do you sing with your throat or your fins?
So, do you like me?
No?
DIDN'T LIKE YOU ANYWAY!
Love me?
[Blushes] Uh, you're too kind........
Enjoy!
Roll The Film!
At My House Like A Boss!.....
"I didn't do it." I told Mom as she tapped her foot on the floor.
"Then why is the news blowing up with you on it?" she said, pointing at the TV, where me, Chris, Mister, Aurora and Hazel/Opal were seen on the Dance Floor. The camera zoomed in when I grabbed Mister after he punched Raph, who by the by is still unconscioso.
"The cameraman was a perv." I said in response.
"You know what? Go upstairs." she said in finality.
"Finels." I shrug, heading upstairs, where the others were in my room nursing Raph.
"Okay so, I gotta stay in here~. You guys'll have to use the spare inflatables in the Attic of Forever Coldness to sleep." I explain to them.
"Where will we put them?" Hazel/Opal asked, still a little disorientated.
"You can sleep in the Living Room, goilie. Chris can hover in there with you. Raph'll have to stay up here in the Attic." I say back.
"Are you sure it's safe?" she said, worried that Raph may freeze up there for reals.
"No need to worry! He can Fire-type it up in there." I say, getting ready for bed.
"Alright." Chris said, heading downstairs. Hazel/Opal following him while slurring her steps.
"Well, that's the film. Hope you enjoyed 'How To Mess Up In Vegas: Pokemon Style!'" I say, getting in bed.
'So, what did we learn today?' Mister said like a teacher.
"That Percy Jackson is a real story and flowers are officially the worst thing to ever become a food?" I guessed.
'No, never gamble.' he said, getting in bed with me.
"I don't gamble, Mister." I say closing my eyes.
'Sure you don't.....' he trailed off, hugging me from behind again.
"Whatever...." I trail off, going to sleep......
The Next Day Of Days.......
"Wake up boy." a voice said, shaking me and Mister, who did not let me go for the life of him.
"Where's the fire, Ma'am?" I say groggily to my mozzer, who was the voice of reasonable mystery.
"No fire; just the news crews outside the DOOR!" she yelled, stalking off to who knows where. I get up, Mister still on my back. I put on some pants with a struggle. Then, I head downstairs, where the front door was hounded by guys and gals with cameras and notepads and make-up of the artificial persuasion.
"Can I help you?" I asked, not really awake.
"THERE HE IS!" a voice yelled, hurting my ears for days to come.
"Ouch, can you tone the volume down? I need these." I snap. Mister shifted on my back, nose in my hair sniffing.
'If they got cups, don't give 'em any......' Mister mumbled in my head of bundles, making me snicker at his sleep talk.
"What's so funny?" Hazel/Opal asked, rubbing her eyes sleepily.
"IT'S THE CHARIZARD OWNER!" the voice from earlier yelled again, making Hazel snap awake.
"What the...... How'd you know that?" she said, not really on Earth.
"You guys and your other buddy are all over the news!" one of the reporters excitedly said.
"Why?" I ask.
"You guys took Vegas by storm! Plus, the building that your Charizard set aflame was due for eviction as they were 15 years back on their dues!" another reporter said.
"That's nice." I say, glad that flower curse was gone.
"Can we have an interview?" a female reporter said, holding a microphone towards me, camera shutters going off.
"I dunno...... Does an ass have cheeks?" I ask like a riddle-man.
"Yes." a reporter replied.
"Then you answered your own question." I say with a smile.
"Okay. How was-?" was all the reporter said before she became tongue-tied.
"Uh, lady....... Imma get a spoon, Okay?" I said, going back inside for said utensil. When I came back, the street was clear.
"Hmm, now I got a spoon and no one to stick it into..... Hey Mister~..." I say, mischievously.
'Don't even think about it.....' Mister replied, being no fun.
"You're no fun." I say, pouting. I head back inside to wake the other guys up.
"Hey Chris....... Aurora........ Imma put hot forks in your holes if you don't wake up~.." I sang, hoping my OTHER wake-up call would work. Mister shifted until his feet were on my waist, wrapping around it to avoid faltering my steps as he stayed asleep. Chris, on the other hand, woke up in an instant, making Aurora do as well.
"What'd you say?" he questioned, looking at me like I was a madman.
"I said get up in layman's terms; we're going out again." I say, going upstairs for Raph's call.
"What are we doing today?" Hazel-lovely said.
"We're going hunting! One of those reporters dropped the paper for today." I say happily, holding up said paper. On it read:
The Plain Dealer
A Rare Pokemon Sighting In The Bratenhal Area! Residents Rely On Frightened Authorities To Take Care Of! Anyone Welcome To Tame The Creature!
"I'll go get it and we'll converge at Chris' homie." I say, finalizing the plannie before going upstairs for Raphael. When I passed the bathroom, I heard my mom yelling at something. I shrug and go in my room, where it was empty except for an open door. This led to the Attic Of The Forever Coldness, which wasn't as so when I got there.
The damn place was smoldering. I was sweating bullets before I hit the 3rd step. When I reached the top step, I was nearly nude as my clothes stuck to my body. I held strong as I approached the Flame Pokemon, who was KO on the bed that was already up here. He was slumbering, snoring very loudly, worthy of some Ny-Quil to the throat.
"Hey, big guy in another person's bed, wake up." I said, poking him in his underbelly. He scratched his belly and grumbled something in his species tongue. I poked him again in his belly, 'cause his belly was squishy. Then he did something that I'll remember forevas.....
"He pulled me in for a kiss......" I say, coming downstairs for the last time, fresh out the shower but red-hot from blushing so hard. Raphael was behind me smirking. He said, 'Chari-zard~.....' in my ear, making me blush from the proximity and the breath he blew.
"Ok-kay, r-rea-ady to go, gu-uys?" I say, stuttering as Raphael was still behind me, breath running down my neck.
"Yep! What's wrong?" Chris asked, looking at me concerned.
"Oh nothing....." I say, Raphael poking me in the lower back, making me jump a little. I keep my mouth shut as Hazel-dear called to Raph.
"Hey, Raph! How you doing today~?" she asked.
'Zard.' he simply replied, coming up to her for a hug. Then, he looked at me, smiling mischievously, making me shudder.
"Okay! Let's go!" I quickly say, heading out the front door, making Raphael snicker.
"Is it me or does he seem nervous about something?" Chris asked when I left.
'I dunno. Mighty suspicious, however......' Aurora added, being my foreva-hater.
'I just don't get it......' Mister said, probing my head for info. When he found my most recent memories, he blushed crimson at the images he was sent and looked at Raph, who smirked at him.
'You're evil, you know that?' Mister said.
'Zard.' Raph shrugged.....
Bratenhal Park-'Nice Side' Of Cleveland........
We had finally arrived at the fabled area where the Pokemon was. The sight was one for wide ones. The tress were shook of leaves, said papers on the ground in piles near said lollipops. There was some deer-like Pokemon around, but they were too shaken up to notice us. There was some commotion up ahead.
"Alright. Let's get moving." I say, leading them to familiar grounds. The playground area was in shambles. The Police Station was completely fine but barren of people. There was something going on at the Dog Park.
"What's going on there?" Hazel-darling said, looking at said area.
"I dunno, but I'm running there....." I said in response, taking off, leaving them behind. They shouted and hurried up. It was there in the Dog Park where I saw the CUTEST THING TO EVER EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE!
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod! He's so......MMPH!" I said, looking at the 'Wild' Pokemon, said creature looking at me curiously.
A bipedal, dragon-like Pokémon that was dark blue I stared back at, with a red underbelly that covers from the middle of its abdomen, to its jaws, and then to the undersides of its lovely arms. Underneath the red is a gold diamond shape as well a gold cross on its snouty-McSnout-snout. The adorbs little thing had appendages that resemble a jet's engines, giving it an appearance similar to a hammerhead sharkle. It had four fins, one on each arm, one dorsal fin and another on its tail that resembles a shark tailfin. It had a lotta fins, basically. It had spikes on its hind limbs and arms as well as sharp claws. Its eyes had black scleras and gold-colored irises. Its pupils were shrunk.
"Oh my god.... youse the cutest thing I've ever seen......" I say, crossing the fence, making the others panic, especially Mister.
'Don't go in there, Master!' he said, making me stop.
"Hey! I told you we don't do Master/Slave relationships in my book!" I snapped back, making him close his mouth which was open to reply.
"Hey..... How you doin'?" I said to the Pokemon, who growled.
'See? Get away from him!' Mister countered.
"No! He just wants to play. Don't yas?" I say to the Pokemon, who had stopped growling at my word choice.
'Uh...... I'm pretty sure Garchomps don't play with humans, according to that newspaper....' Mister said, confused.
Then the unexpected happened.
The Garchomp in question had kneeled down to my height, and licked me on my face like a dog. The others thought he was testing to see if I was edible, but they changed that thought when I start laughing. The Garchomp started nuzzling me on my face affectionately.
"Mister..... I need some words understood for meez....!" I said, feeling very wet in the face.
'Why?' he questioned like a soldier.
"'Cause I wanna see something about Mr. Cutie here!" I said back, getting licked all over.
'Okay, Okay!' he said, linking our minds together for translations.
"So, how do you do, little one?" I asked the Garchomp of cuteness levels unbound.
"I am fine. Are you daddy?" he asked in a masculine tone, but with slightly broken English.
"Yes, little one. I'm your father." I say back, hugging the young Garchomp in his abdomen,, who hugged me back. The scene was too cute.
"Wow...... I knew that kid was special....." a voice said, making the others turn around to see Cynthia.
"Cynthia? When'd you get here?" Hazel-of awesome asked her.
"Just now, actually; I heard about the Garchomp in this area and came to investigate." she elaborated like a boss.
"Well, there he is." said Chris, pointing at the Garchomp in my arms.
"But the placement is too cute..... Do you have a camera?!" Hazel-Lovely asked. Cynthia responded by pulling out a camera outa her handbag. When she took the picture, everyone crowded around her for sightsies.
The picture showed me hugging the Garchomp to Heaven. Garchomp was hugging me like his life depended on it, his claws on his arms in very questionable positions.......
'Uh, Sajuan?' Mister said, looking at me.
"What I do?" I asked, hands up.
'Did you tell him to do this?' he asked.
"Do what?" I responded.
'This.' Mister showed me the picture, while everyone else had blushes on their faces. I looked at the Garchomp's hand positions.
"Son?" I said, looking at Garchomp, who looked up at my call.
"Yes, dad?" the Land-Shark pokemon said in reply.
"Why were your hands in my pants?" I asked questioningly.
"The voice told me to." he replied, twiddling his claws.
"What voice?" I asked. The Garchomp looked around as if he was looking for someone.
Then, he turned to me and said, "I can't tell you."
"That's seriously disappointing." I said, looking down on the kneeling Garchomp. He started to cry.
"I'm sorry Dad!" he cried out, hugging me breathless.
"Shhh...... It's okay. You want to but can't. I understand...." I say comfortingly, rubbing his scales on the back, making him purr like a cat.
"Okay.... Cynthia, what'll you do now that the Garchomp is under control?" Hazel-Dearly said.
"I dunno. What are you guys doing?" Cynthia asked.
"I was planning to visit Chris' if this took longer, but now that this is done, let's go visit my other friend guy!" I said, making Garchomp smile at me in admiration.
"Where we going?" Chris asked.
"We're going to New York!" I said, hugging my new 'son'.
"Won't your mom be worried?" Hazel-Lovely asked.
"Not to worry, my dear Hazel, just gotta drop off a note..... which I did....."
Meanwhile at home, my mom was fuming at my hastily written note, wondering why I'm traveling states without gas......
".... and I said I'll be a good boy." I conclude.
'Dad, are you a bad boy?' Garchomp asked innocently, making Raphael smirk.
"No, I'm a good dad. Right Raph?" I nervously say to the Flame Pokemon, who looked at me with a glint in his eye.
'I dunno, Sajuan...... Are you a really good boy~....?' he said, putting a ton of emphasis on 'good'.
"Of course I am. What do you take me for?" I say, trying to look appalled.
'A really good kisser.' Raph said, winking. That made me blush hard.
"Okay, we're gonna go do that thing now." I say quickly. Mister does his usual Mind Reader for information on the location before promptly teleporting.......
Queens, New York........
A 20-Year-old was watching the daily traffic from atop a rooftop of a building. He sighed at the honking horns and neon lights.
This boyle in question was Jackson. 5'11, darkily skin, and a posture of hardened experience. He wore a trench coat that billowed in the wind like a boss. A black shirt was under it, albeit nearly invisible due to lighting difficulties. His pants were black, too. Shoes? Let's go with black running.
"Where the hell is this guy?" Jackson said, looking around in the air.
"[Sigh] I knew he was a no-show..... Everyone always is...." he said, getting ready to leave the spot.
"Who said I was a no-show?" a voice behind him said, making him turn around. There, being flanked by quite a few others, was Seje.
"Hey, Seje." Jackson called, waving.
"Oh, quit with the formalities, Jackson. Just call me Sajuan." I said, looking at Jackson.
'Daddy, who's this?' Garchomp questioned, making me blush from Raph's earlier comments.
"This is Jackson, son." I say nervously.
"Son? You a dad already, Sajuan?" Jackson said, already pushing buttons.
And not the good ones, either.
"I would explain, but not now. I wanna go to Florida." I said.
'No we're not....' a voice mysteriously said, making me look around for it. I looked at Jackson and saw his Fated. It was a........Zoroark.
"Why not?" I asked the Illusion Pokemon in front of me.
'I don't trust you, child......' she said, in a clearly feminine tone.
"I don't bite and I got a child on board. That enough for you?" I snapped back.She looked at me critically before nodding the affirmative.
'Do anything to my Partner and you're dead.....' she said darkily.
"Fine fine. Now, let's get to Florida!" I said, excitedly.
"Nope, we're going to my house." Chris said, smirking.
"Why not?" I whine at him.
"Your tiny place can't fit your son." Chris said.
"Oh fine..... Coming Jackson?" I said, looking at the male in front of me.
"I don't have anything better to do here." he said.
'I don't see what's wrong with it.....yet.' the Zoroark said, steady looking at me, tho.
"Where are we going?" he asked, coming forward to the light with his Zoroark.
"Canadain Vine Trap." I replied dreamily, making everyone look at me funny. Mister simply teleported us to Chris' house......
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