A Pig in a Blanket
Daffy Duck storms through Bug's door, slamming it behind him. Angrily, he rushes to his armchair, sitting down and crossing his arms, with a loud, "hmph!"
Bugs, ignoring him, sips at a mug of coffee, typing away on his laptop, a look of disinterest in his eyes.
Daffy tries again. Ruffling his black feathers, he again releases a loud, obnoxious "hmph!"
Again, no recoil from Bugs Bunny whatsoever, but after a third, 'hmph', Bugs sighs, "So, how's your day been, Daf?"
"How's it been?" Daffy says, "First, the line at the bank was too long. Then the line at the grocery store was too long... and to top it all off, the line at the bathrooms were too long! Nothing is going my way today and I'm sick of it! I just want to get stuff done!"
"Daf, you never really have anything that needs to be done," says Bugs, setting down his mug and spinning in his chair to see Daffy looking at him crossly.
"Oh really? Do you even know what I was doing at the bank and grocery store?"
"Not really, but you're going to tell me anyw..."
"It just so happens that the new issue of my favorite magazine is out and I had to get my feathers on it. There's a special offer inside this one. If I could get enough copies and take out all the offers... I could win big money, Bunny boy!"
"Big money, huh?"
"Big,big money!"
"Okay, so how does the offer work?" Bugs asks, crossing one leg over the other.
"Well, I clip out all the sweepstakes slips in the magazines, and then I write my name on all of them, fill them all out, attack the five dollar entrance fee..."
Bugs interrupts, "Okay, stop right there... you were willing to buy out all the hundreds of magazines... for... what, three bucks an issue? Then send five dollars along with each of the hundreds of clippings... for a chance?"
"Yeah, genius, huh?"
"Daf... you'd spend more money than you make. Or that you'd even win."
"I..." Daffy says, ready to put up a fight, but stopping to think, "Huh... you're right... well... I guess my day was pretty okay then. What'd you do all day?"
"Job hunt," Bugs says, sipping at his coffee.
"You're getting a new job?"
"No, this one's for you. I'm trying to find something you'd be really good at."
"Ugh, this again..."
"I'll be right back. I gotta make a call. Don't touch this computer, got that?" Bugs says rather calmly, standing and heading to the kitchen to use the phone.
Daffy rolls his eyes and takes a seat at Bugs' laptop. On the desktop is a flashing icon. "Ooh, looks like Bunny boy has an unread email. Probably spam - I'll take a look."
Daffy clicks the icon, opening Bugs' email. The message is from Lola Rabbit, Bugs' complicated interest.
"Dear Honey Bunny, that's you! Here's a photo of me at the beach with my cousins, Lila and Lula, don't drool too much, LOL! Love, Lola."
Attached is the image. Daffy clicks and downloads the image, only to soon see three pairs of massive breasts in tiny bikinis staring him in the face.
"Wowza!" Daffy said, staring at the picture, "Oh, man! Bugsy, you lucky, albeit, nasty rabbit!"
Daffy couldn't look away from the photo. Lola's smile was cheerful and as usual, oblivious. Her two cousins, Lila and Lula were two twin rabbits - darker brown fur than she has, and they looked just as ditzy as Lola. You could swear they were all sisters.
Daffy feels his feathers ruffle between his legs. Lowering a hand, Daffy begins stroking his crotch as a small, coiled nub rises from his feathers.
Daffy's cock was only two inches long - not nearly long enough to properly penetrate or even mate for that matter, but the tight curls made any attempt at mating a little uncomfortable. The girth was laughable - at half an inch, he could barely call it a penis.
Daffy strokes carefully at his tip, feeling the intense throbbing beneath his fingertips as Bugs re-enters the room.
"Daffy! What's going on?" Bugs scolds.
"Ah... nothing! I just... saw this picture and..."
"You were going through my email?"
"I was just being nice and getting rid of any junk, then this came up!" Daffy scoots the chair out of the way of the laptop, showing Bugs the picture that Lola had sent him.
"W-what are you doing looking at that?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Daffy says, smirking, leaning back in the office chair, opening his legs to show off his cock.
"Eh... no, not really," Bugs says.
"You're joking, right?" Daffy says, pointing to his crotch, "Seriously?"
"Sorry, I don't see what's going... oh," Bugs says, realizing that Daffy was talking about his dick, "That's it?"
"Whaddaya mean 'that's it'?" Daffy says, a bit offended, "It's huge!"
"Uh... Daffy... that's not that big. It's only..." Bugs is interrupted by the doorbell ringing. "Eh... I'll get that. You mind? Covering that up, please?"
Daffy ignored Bugs' request as he turns around to the laptop, looking again at the photo.
Bugs opens the door to see Porky Pig standing there, smiling with a pan in his hands, covered by a cloth. "Hello B-b-Bugs," Porky stutters, his cheeks cheerfully pink, "I b-b-brought you some home m-made keesh! I remember you wanted to try it."
"Oh, wow! Thanks Porky, come on in!" Bugs says, inviting the little pig inside.
"What're you two up to to-t-to-t... this fine day?" Porky stutters, following Bugs into the kitchen.
"Well, I was job hunting for Daffy, but he took over the laptop. Now he's staring a photos of Lola in a bikini."
"Oh g-goodness. What a maroon, huh?"
"Yeah, haha, he's sitting there now with a boner."
Porky laughs a little, "Really? I didn't notice anything."
"Exactly. Thing is, he thinks he's huge," Bugs scoffs, "It's like an inch... he thinks he's the gift to women or something. Just humor him if he says anything."
"Humor me if I say anything about what, Rabbit?" Daffy says, waltzing into the kitchen, his hands clenched into fists.
"If... ah... w-well I mean..." Bugs stammers. "He was ta-talking about your d-dick. How pe-puny it is," Porky says, rather innocently, "b-but it's not a bad thing to be in de- in de-d-denile, D-Daffy."
"Denial? About what? And what do you mean puny?!" Daffy hollers, looking Bugs in the eye, then looking at Porky rather crossly.
"You know what, Rabbit? Ever since we became roomies, you've done nothing but shove in my face how much better you are - how much more successful, how much smarter and taller and richer you are than me - now you think you have a bigger dick? I'll show you!"
Bugs and Porky slowly back up to the kitchen counter, "Now Daffy, let's calm down a second," says Bugs, putting up his hands, his eyes full of worry and fear, "Look, w-what I meant was... uh..."
"Yeah? What did you mean, Bugs? Never mind what you meant. I'm plowing you both right now!"
"N-no!" Porky says, opening his arms as he steps in front of Bugs, "T-take me instead. B-Bugs doesn't deserve it. I was the one who a-agreed to it!"
"Fine then. Bugs, you'll do exactly as I say without question, or you'll be getting a throat full of my rod, got it?"
Daffy forces Bugs to grab ahold of Porky's left arm as he takes his right, dragging Porky into one of the bedrooms - Daffy's room.
Tossing Porky on the bed, Daffy smirks, shutting his door and locking it, swallowing the key.
"Eh, Daffy?" says Bugs, "Won't all three of us be locked in here... even you?"
"Shut up, Rabbit! Take this blanket," Daffy says, tossing Bugs a thin, cotton quilt, "and wrap Porky up inside it nice and tight. Like a burrito."
"Sorry, Porks..." Bugs says as he complies, rolling Porky in the blanket tightly, leaving him on his stomach.
"Perfect. Now, Bugs... get over here."
"Daffy... I know you're mad, but can we at least talk about this outs-agh!" Bugs is shoved to the ground, his legs open and Daffy handling his sheath, "What are you doing?! Get off of me!" Bugs scolds, squirming to sit up.
"Hold still, Rabbit! You wanna talk about dicks? Let's talk about dicks!" Daffy strokes at Bugs' sheath, forcing a little pink nub to rise from his fur. Daffy forces Bugs to grow an erection - much larger and quite fat.
"Hah, yours is so plain compared to mine, Bunny boy!" Daffy teases as she continues stroking.
"C-can I come out of the b-b-blanket now?" Porky asks, squirming and wiggling.
"No! Shut up over there!" Daffy scolds, returning his focus to Bugs' cock, which grows larger as he strokes. Bugs continues to struggle beneath Daffy, finally managing to sit up.
"Damn it, Daffy!" Bugs shouts, shoving Daffy off of him. Daffy stands, getting angrier. He reaches over to Bugs and grabs him by the ears - very close to his skull - and drags him to the bed, Bugs' cock bouncing all the way.
"Get in front of the pig, now, or I'll bite your dick off!" Daffy shouts, throwing Bugs to the head of the bed. In shock and fear, Bugs complies, not saying a word.
"Open your mouth, Pig, and suck that Rabbit's cock. Do it!" Daffy demands, slapping Porky on his bare behind, sticking out of the blanket.
Porky opens his mouth wide, taking in Bugs' cock. The girth was a little hard for Porky to take in, but he did his best, hoping to make Daffy less angry.
Bugs' cock is smooth and hard, not to mention large. Porky feels the length slither to the back of his throat, and just barely can his snout reach Bugs' fur.
"P-Porky... I... mgh..." Bug groans, looking worriedly toward Daffy, who prepares his two-inch cock to enter Porky's tight, vulnerable ass.
Daffy slips his cock inside - coils and all - causing Porky to wince at the disturbing feeling. Though Daffy's cock could barely cause any pleasure, it sure caused quite a bit of embarrassment.
Daffy thrusts deeply inside the pig, "Ungh, Yeah! You like that, don't' you? Haha, puny my ass!" Daffy says, laughing as he slams harder and harder into the poor pig's ass. Bugs watches as he slowly pushes his cock in and out of Porky's mouth, soon looking down to see the poor, innocent pig's sorrow.
"Daffy... we should stop," Bugs suggests, "this ain't right."
"I'm calling the shots now, Rabbit!" Daffy scolds, slamming his hips harder and harder against the pig - who makes no sounds, as if nothing is even happening.
"Why aren't you screaming!? My cock is insane!" Daffy scolds again, slamming harder and harder, only making Porky move with him, barely penetrating him.
"You might wanna humor him, Porks..." Bugs whispers, "The sooner we get this over with, the sooner we can get the hell out of here!"
"Well!?" Daffy shouts, "Is it a monster cock or what?!"
"Eh, Daf, right now... ngh... Porky's just so overwhelmed...b-by your cock... mmgh that... he can't talk!" Bugs lies, the pleasure of being sucked off by his friend slowly creeping up his body.
"I thought so! Haha! Told you it wasn't puny! He's speechless!" Daffy says, tipping his head back and moaning, "Aaugh this feels so good!"
Bugs' hips begin to shift faster, his body tingling from the sensation of Porky's hot, warm, thick tongue cushioning his heavy cock. He can feel his cock dribbling precum down Porky's throat and can even feel Porky swallowing it. Bugs sits down, his knees bent. Daffy notices that Bugs' feet are only inches away.
_This will really make him know who's boss!_Daffy picks up Bugs' left foot and runs his sharp tongue over Bugs' foot pads, making his toes spread apart. Licking between each toe, Daffy continues licking all around the massive foot, watching Bugs' face wince at the discomfort, blushing, and looking worried - sweating a little.
Daffy moans loudly as he lefts go of Bugs' foot and cums deeply into Porky's ass, causing Porky to squeal a bit. Since Daffy's cock isn't that long, the cum barely reaches the inside of Porky's ass, instead, running straight down his back thighs and onto Daffy's blankets below them.
"P-Porky... I'm gonna... c-cum! I'm... I'm sor-r-agh!" Bugs blushes badly as he releases a heavy load of his cum into the pig's throat. Porky squeals again, the sound muffled by the cum flowing down his throat.
Bugs pulls out and pants, looking at the two, "That was insane... Daffy... I don't think we should do this ever again."
"Says you, Bunny boy. You have three days to decide whether or not you actually like Lola... heh! I know she'd beg for mercy when I fucked her with this cock!" Daffy brags, slapping Porky on the ass once more. "Clean yourself up, Piggy. Both ya, get on outta here."
Bugs and Porky clean up, avoiding eye contact the entire time. Once Porky leaves Bugs' house, he walks home, looking at his feet.
Once he gets home, Porky hops onto his bed and reaches under his pillow for a journal he'd been keeping.
He writes, "Dear Diary, today was... fulfilling! I knew one day Daffy would show some interest in me... but now Bugs has, too! Well... sort of. I know Daffy's weakness now... so every time I want to make love with my Darling Duck... all I need to do is... well, ask. He doesn't share the same feelings for me, I know... but... this way... I can always have that feeling as if he does.
If Bugs found out... that I like Daffy this way... would it ruin our friendship? Sure Daffy's cock isn't that big, but his dominance surpasses that. I can't wait for tomorrow! But for now... I have something I need to take care of... haha! Love, Porky Pig."