The Quiet Type
#33 of A Real Animal Lover
Thinking
of that fuzzy sow got me thinking of another experience I had, back in my younger
days. It concerns an animal not at all related to a pig, but still was one that
shared some manner of appearances with it. It was a tropical creature, and
within all the meaning of the word friendly, was as amiable a creature as you
could find.
She was a Malaysian Tapir, with a
pattern of black and white reminiscent of the British Saddleback breed of
swine. I keep comparing her to a pig because quite honestly, I have found that
a lot of people have no idea what a tapir is. That's a shame, because they are
a very interesting animal, normally shy and reserved, living as they do in thick
jungles.
This
one was in one of the zoos I was consulted on to do some work with an entirely
different species. I was always on my best behavior when working somewhere that
I wasn't familiar with, and this time was no exception. It was a nice zoo, one
of those regional ones that had a few oddballs used to attract visitors who
might not come otherwise.
Her
name was Polly; a stupid name for a tapir, but she was named via a contest so
who was I to complain? I doubt she answered to it. It wasn't in these animal's
nature to answer to their names unless they were very well conditioned to it.
I was
immediately drawn to her for two reasons. The first was her species hadn't been
crossed off my bucket list, though back then we didn't have such a thing. It
was just a to-do list. Secondly, I knew she could handle me and then some. If
you've ever seen a male's penis you'd know what I was talking about. And while
the whole thing was never meant to be inserted the entire length, it was still
a notable thing to see.
The
point here is that a male tapir had a hell of a lot more to give than I did.
As was
typical, there was no male around for her, for a lot of these little zoos just
didn't have the breeding facilities. That was too bad. There has never been a
point in having an animal but not breeding it, especially for the rarer
specimens. Still, for me this was an opportunity for a little conquest,
assuming I could swing it.
She was
in a pen by herself most of the time, though she was allowed to mingle with a
few other native species within one of the zoos exhibits. They at least understood her shy nature, and didn't force a
lot of display time for her if the crowds were too noisy.
Thankfully,
I was able to lie about needing to spend some time overnight observing the
animals I had been called in for, so staying there during the nocturnal hours
proved to be easy. However, since I had no reason to be in her enclosure, that
wasn't going to be as easy. It turns out it was a good thing I was athletic. A
knotted rope over the side of the pit separating her living space from the
observation area worked perfectly.
But I'm
getting a little ahead of myself.
I was
given the introduction to Polly only because I asked about her directly. Tapirs
aren't the rarest of zoo animals, but they are far more scarcely held in
captivity than elephants, rhinos, camels and giraffes. It is in part I think,
due to that they are generally timid and unassuming. Elephants are noisy and
big, rhinos imposing, and giraffes amazing and almost comical in their
appearance. Poor tapirs are just quiet and unassuming.
She fit
the bill perfectly. She had been hand raised at another zoo and sent here while
she was still young and showed absolutely no fear of people. On the other hand,
it made sense for she had seen no other of her kind once she had been separated
from her mother. She easily took food from the hand and was content to have her
skin scratched lightly. She would be perfect for my lusts if I could only swing
it.
It was
the swinging it part that got me
thinking of the rope idea. There was no way I was going to get the key to her
enclosure door, and there was no way I was going to ask for it.
The
security guard made rounds twice, though on my first night there I learned
quickly that he actually stayed in his office and watched television most of the
night. Since the tapir was normally a very quiet beastie, I figured all I
needed to do was to be out of sight. She had a spot inside that she could
access anytime she wanted, so all I had to do was lure her there.
Armed
with a small bag of apples and a thick rope I had purchased earlier that day
from a local hardware store, I made my way to the horizontal metal bar that
provided both a railing and a barrier to the viewing public. It was set in
concrete, and dropped on the other side about ten feet; from there it sloped up
to the grassy area where she was most often seen. I have a feeling it was
originally designed for holding bears, but in a place like this, recycling pens
was a very common ploy to get the most out of their available space. I had done
in the past, and it was a hell of a lot cheaper than planning and building a
new one.
I tied
the rope in an out of the way spot, climbed down it and settled on the concrete
bottom. There was a glow coming from the security lights above, so I could see
to make my way up to the top. Finding her wasn't difficult, because in general,
these are nocturnal animals. She was wide awake and quite curious about the odd
intrusion into her domain.
She
soon forgot about me when she smelled the apples. Her nimble, prehensile nose
found them easily enough and I fed them to her one by one. After that we were perfect friends. I scratched
her hide from her neck to her rump. When I got down to her truncated tail, I
rubbed downward gently until I got to her hole. She had a sizable slit, with small
but pronounced lips, making her even more like your standard porker. Size-wise
though, she was much larger than your typical pig, but not outside the realm of
their upper weight limits.
So,
before I go on, we need to have a quick biology lesson. Tapir males have an
extraordinary penis; both in its overall length and in it construction and use.
The tip flares out a bit oddly, and the whole thing can be several feet long,
and in some cases nearly a third of the animal's total body length. I had
nothing to compete with that.
On the
other hand, he had quite the chore getting it where it needed to be on account
of the body structure of the species. His cock was quite flexible and he could manipulate
it with bursts of muscle power that controlled, to a certain degree, the
rigidity of it. It was an evolutionary adaptation that seemed a little
ridiculous, but I guess you went with whatever worked.
The
nice thing was, because the male had to take extra time just hitting the right
spot, the females were very patient. That led me to hope she would be equally
patient with me, assuming she was interested at all. The fact that she was
motionless as my fingers explored her slit spoke volumes, and the further
evidence of her willingness was to be assumed by her holding that posture as my
questing fingers slipped inside her.
Fitting
in was going to be easy, as I assumed it would. I backed off for a moment to
undress, tossing my clothing in a pile. Thankfully she was of the right height
that positioning myself wasn't going to be a chore. I came up behind her,
making sure she was up for this, and since she refused to budge, I assume we
were a go. I spread her open and slid in without a bit of trouble. She was hot
and wet and I quickly had myself pressed up against her nice and tight.
She was
a solid chunk of animal, and no matter how much force I put into it, she
remained steadfastly firm in her stance. I liked that. It made my life a whole
lot easier.
She
very promptly began producing copious amounts of lubrication, to the point that
it was dripping down onto the floor as my vigorous pounding forced it out. I
have no doubt it was another evolutionary necessity, as many of the bigger
animals, whose male had large cocks, did the same thing. I doubt any of these
girls wanted to be walking around bleeding from a dry insertion.
With me
there was no such chance. I was far smaller than what she could handle, and
that didn't seem to bother her any. And while she might have been motionless on
the outside, she was displaying some wonderful little movements on the inside. I
know everyone thinks that animals are so bland when it comes to their
sexuality, but that's because no one has shared the experience with them to
know. Tapirs, like equines, seemed to be quite capable of enjoying sex. I would
hope so for all the trouble the males have just to get inside a willing girl.
As I
plugged away on her, I had my usual train of thought, and that was how sex was
often over so quickly for most animals. I knew it was a survival mechanism, for
nothing would prove to be a more ignominious death than being killed whilst
screwing your sweetheart. So all you
guys out there who blow a load quickly, don't feel bad. You're just still
following the old protocols meant for your survival.
Some of
us have just evolved past that.
She was
getting into our little tryst; that is if her internal reaction to my
stimulating her nerve endings had anything to say about it. For my part, I
found her enjoyable, but not in my top ten list. But then, I hadn't figure she
was going to place near the top. Anything that could take a cock the size of
her male counterparts wasn't going to be all that tight. Still, she managed to
be scintillatingly enticing in the way her insides trembled and shook as I
rubbed against the slippery walls of her cunt.
She
held still while I expended my energies getting off in her hole. I probably
should have been nervous, doing something like this at a strange zoo, but we
were out of the way, hidden from view, and since it was nighttime, I figured
the guard was either engrossed in his programming or else completely asleep. It
was nice to be able to relax while dallying with your female of choice.
I eventually
blew a big load into that warm, moist hole and just kept chugging away. I hadn't
had a chance to dump any of my bodily fluids in a while, and it seemed a shame
to waste the chance to do a few more before the night was over.
Enjoying
this though I was, I had to admit a tighter hole would have been more
gratifying, so with that in mind, I lifted her stubby tail and considered her
other offering. It looked a lot smaller, which equated to being much tighter. I
pulled out and lined up higher, hoping for the best.
It took
no small amount of rubbing and pushing to get in, but once I was there I slid
in just as deeply as before. And it was, as I had predicted, a much tighter
hole that the lower one. If she was suffering any discomfort from my intrusion,
she didn't let on for she still maintained her stance as before. I got a secure
hold on her haunches and unleashed an attack on her ass.
It took
about five minutes before her muscles started to constrict. At first it was a seemingly
reflexive thing, probably on account of
the friction and the fact that it was normally an exit. But after a while the
muscles began to rhythmically contract, and I had to think that it was some
sort of orgasmic reaction. Anatomy and physiology had a lot of things that
weren't yet understood, and many of them likely would never be studied
considering their propensity for causing embarrassment.
Can you
imagine a paper entitled, "The Propensity
for Sexual Orgasm in Tapirs via Rectal Stimulation?"
Neither can I.
But it
seemed to be good for her, and it was especially good for me. My nails dug into
her hide as my hips repeatedly slammed into her, reaming her hole for the
first, and probably the last time in her life. I wasn't so confident of the
other, for maybe sometime in the future she might get matched up with a proper
male. I could at least hope for it. But anal wasn't likely to ever be n the
menu again.
I
fucked her ass for the next twenty minutes before I felt that wonderful
tightening in my loins. The first had come too easily so my second was going to
be glorious. I held it back as long as I could, basking in the ever tightening feel
of her sphincter. She was even beginning to grunt in time to my thrusts, which
at the speed I was going meant she sounded like she had a severe stutter.
There
came a point when holding back was no longer an option, so I relaxed and
allowed my cum to spill forth into her bowels. She was shaking slightly by this
point, and her insides were a mass of twitches and good vibrations. I almost wished I had a nice big dildo to
pleasure her with, but that wasn't an item I was likely to be purchasing
anytime in the future, and she wasn't big enough for me to treat her like a
horse. Fisting was out of the question.
I
pulled out a few minutes later, marveling at the amount of fluid that had continued
to drip out of her during our little bit of fun. Tapirs could really produce
the juice when they needed to, which is another fact you'll probably never see
in print anywhere else. There was a puddle of it underneath us, and most of
that had come after I had poked her
in the butt. Apparently she was more sensitive there than lower, or else the
increased friction on account of the tightness provoked a greater response from
her. I really don't know even to this day. Repeating the experinace has never
been possible, much to my regret.
I
pulled on my clothing, heedless of the smell and the stickiness, gave her rump
a pat and went out into the enclosure. Thankfully I wasn't completely out of my
head for I just happened to see movement up on the viewing area. I ducked and
froze even as Polly followed me out. A flashlight beam settled on her flanks
and I heard the guard say, "Hey girl!' before turning off the light and walking
away.
My
heart was racing faster than it had during out love making! I got myself
together, slipped over to the rope and scaled the wall in seconds flat. I then
undid the knot holding it in place, wrapped it around my shoulder and slunk off
to where I was supposed to be.
The
guard showed up a few minutes later, which didn't make me happy, but he never
said anything. I was worried about the smell, but in a zoo, everything ends to
smell a little musky, and if he noticed, he didn't seem to associate it with
anything in particular.
It was
then that I thought that perhaps I should curtail my desires before they got me
in trouble. I thought long and hard on it, but in the end I just couldn't force
myself to... tapir off my amorous activities. They were just too much fun.