"Wolf"
Random texts n stuff
"Wolf"-A collection of randomized Swype texts, formed into a story."Jhr... why did you decide to sail the sea of JaPo again?" the young tiger stated, before attempting to regain his balance on the ship he and his brother were now stuck on, as it was being pelted with wave after wave."J- Woah.. Look, wise guy, Just take a pic with me so I have a uhh... proof for that fox down from JK. Just give me a few and-""Ooh, I wish we had Pi here to see this, you know? I mean, where we are." The tiger said, Queuing up with his brother. "We better make it through this, and If I see Jo or that Ed guy, Ooh, I don't know what i'll do. Wwwooah, Noo--" He said, just as the ship capsized.-~- Back at the harbor -~-"Woo! Everyone having a great time out there?" The house DJ said over the speaker system, everyone watching as he placed his plain palms on the turntable."Odin is okay, dont worry sir." One of the leader's goons said."I knew those damn tigers would get into trouble. Who was on deck with him?" The leader questioned, staring intently at the wolfhound in front of him. "Someone managed to put that pig Jhr on board. We'll have to ask around to find out who.""Well make it quick. And go grab some pot for the table, would ya?" The leader said, before dismissing the hound."Wayyy ooh, no time to be sad, I said Ooh. That's right! I'll be your DJ as in Wolf Wendi! " DJ Wolf continued over the speaker systems.-~- Back on the Ship -~-Jhr and Odin had washed up on land by now, on some remote island. Jhr had stood up and tried to pick up his brother."Odin!" Jhr said, as his brother spit up a bit of water. "My phone still works! Dont worry, I'll get us home! Let's see... Internet... www.sc-lucky... Hah! were pretty lucky eh? My friend's origin ad is still online. were gonna get onto DB Orkut's Personal Airlines!" Jhr said, as Odin stood there pouting he had to go through all this. Jhr continued to call his friend."Hello? You've reached Paula's Double Potatoes and Pauls Double Pearls and Emporium! How can we help you?" Jhr heard as he quickly disconnected the call. "Hmm.. maybe I dialed it wrong..." He said to Odin as he retried the number."You've reached the Paul Paul's Triple Potato Surprise restaurant! Are you looking to order?" Jhr heard this time, again disconnecting the call."Damn... No luck." Jhr said.To be continued ?These were the actual random texts, from a good friend, Frostbite. 1.JRH SEA OF JA PO GUW PO JWOGUW PI C IP Q UH FX OF JK FEW OOH FO WE HD PI WHERE I ILL Q UP WE IF SE JO ED JW GUY FA OF DI OOH WE NO O WE OOH WWW NO2.Palms watchin plain laid Odin is ok was on do puts pigs ask a in w pot way ooh sad ooh qq Li q hi an pi grew go db out DJ as in Wolf Wendi web pi www sc
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