Chapter 5 - The Coolest Thing Ever (This Week)

Story by Catullus16 on SoFurry

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#5 of Diamond Dog Sex Revolution

After AJ wakes up from a MacKenzie-induced nap, he's made aware of the coolest thing ever.


So, by overwhelming majority of 2-0 with one abstention, the vote is in, and "More Diamond Dogs" takes it. Huzzah! Go Diamond DOgs! I always knew you could do it! Mostly because, uh, I wrote you doing it. Still, confidence.

Now, I know some of you are thinking that three people isn't enough to make a quorum. Indeed, I did learn from Battlestar Galactica, that you need a quorum of TWELVE. But this ain't Battlestar, this is... Uh... Battle... Porn? Pornstar?

Wait, no, this is a DIAMOND DOG SEX REVOLUTION!

So away we go!

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When Applejack woke up, he was seeing stars.

No, wait. He was actually seeing stars. Fuck, what had....

He looked down at his crotch. It looked like a filly had come by with a tube of paste to stick his coat to his body. His cock was lying at an improbable angle against his thigh, the amount of cum and feminine juices sticking it to him.

"Ahhh, Kenzie..." He was looking up at the red mare as she squeezed her powerful cunt-muscles in on him in a seething vice.

The memories came back to him, now.

Her abdominal muscles rippling as she leaned back, his cock caught in a swirling maelstrom as he rapidly humped up into her from below without control, the arch of her body bending his cock.

Him allowed on top, his own back arched as the powerful mare kept her arms behind her head, using only that superpowered cunt to crush the poor stud inside her.

On his knees, iron-corded tree trunk of her forearm around his neck, his and Blitz's cum dripping out onto his calf as he felt each of the individual boulders that made up her abs grind on his back, her trained hand skillfully forcing his cock to surrender its load for her.

Beating desperately on her back as her ass crushed him, hardly even pleasurable anymore, his vision clouded by tears.

The close up image of her pussy, dripping cum like saliva out of a hungry mouth, before he was forced muzzle-first into it.

Her 'Repaying the favor,' her lung-power practically sucking the cum directly from his balls without needing to orgasm first, as she held him lifted off the ground, sitting on her shoulders, clutching desperately at the red mare's head.

The last thing he remembered was the force of being slammed down on his back, the power with which she drove him to the ground, the sound of his back hitting the autumn earth, and the pain still reverberating as he looked up one last time to see her hungry cunt settling on him once more, the cum from before having been cleaned out, but still looking like a drooling monster of rippling muscle as she settled on to ride his face again.

Okay, so, that's what had happened.

"Hey! Sleepyhead! Wake up!"

"Ah am awake." Applejack grumbled, and looked up at his excited blue friend, "No thanks to you, by the way. How long was I out."

"I dunno. Hey, I got something cool to show ya!"

Applejack looked around. He couldn't see a clock, but the stars were out, and when he looked to the farmhouse, he could see the warm light in the kitchen. Must be almost dinner time, if it hadn't started already. Kenzie would have given an excuse for him not being in, and probably not "Because I fucked him so hard he couldn't stand," even though even Grandpa Smith would know that's what it was.

"Blitz, Ah can't. Ah missed an entire day of work thanks to you, and sure Kenzie would have picked it up, but still. Ah'm dehydrated, and hungry, and it's dinner time.

A metallic clang sounded as a bottle of water came to rest beside the orange stallion. He gratefully grabbed it, and drank it almost all in one go, the cool water falling around his mouth, there was so much of it.

"Still dinnertime." Blitz was always a bit of an ass, but he'd never known him to pass up on a chance at dinner, no matter what it was that he wanted to do or show his friends. "Y'all okay there, Blitz?" AJ asked.

"Come on, it won't take long long! And I really wanna show you." AJ gave a low sigh. At least he'd be hydrated, and he grabbed an apple from the ground to stave off the hunger as well. Between the two things, that ought to be enough to keep him going.

"Fine, fine."

He took a bite of the crisp apple, as his friend darted away from him, ambling along behind Blitz. The guy had a nice body, he couldn't really argue with that. He admired a body like that. And Blitz admired his. In fact, they'd spent quite some time admiring each-other's bodies lately. Sometimes three or four times a day.

"So just what is this y'all are gonna show me."

Blitz darted back to him, "It's only the coolest thing ever!"

"Really. Cooler than the last coolest thing ever you showed me?"

"Even cooler than that."

"And the one last week?"

"Cooler!"

"You sure? Ah mean, that was knot in the wood of the barn that kinda looked like Celestia. Gonna be hard to top that one."

"SO MUCH cooler!"

AJ sighed, and took another bite from the apple. Sweet. Tasty. Envigorating. Hell, he could be able to go another round, if it came down to it.

"So what's today's coolest thing ever?"

"I can't tell you, it's that cool."

"Can you at least tell me WHERE the coolest thing ever is?"

"Yeah," Blitz grinned, "It's in the barn. Come check it out!"

AJ sighed and shook his head. "Blitz, how many times is the coolest thing ever gonna be in my barn? You know Ah live here, right? You know that pretty much every inch of the barn, Ah have already scene?"

"Not this! It's new! Come look!"

He took another bite, finished his water, and headed on. Fine. Let's see what the blue boy had in store for him. He discarded the apple core, and walked into the barn.

It was dark in here. You'd think that Blitz would have at least had the courtesy to put on the light, so he could SEE the coolest thing ever... Whatever it was that Blitz thought.

"Ya gonna come show me, or what?"

"Nope," Blitz said, "Ya gotta see for yourself."

He looked around the barn, trying to spy what the... Coolest thing ever was. A pitchfork... Hay bale... Those were normal. He sighed, walking to the center of the barn, and flipped on a light.

The shadows were like turrets as the dim lightbulb above him lit the room. Still, nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Of course, he'd have to admit, anything could be in the shadows. From out of the corner of his eye, he saw some movement, but before he could even hope to react to it, he felt someone grasp his cock. The grip was rough. "Ugh, Blitz, what the f-mmmff..." Another hand covered his mouth. He thrashed in the grasp of... Actually, this... This wasn't Blitz. The hand was blue, yes, but the wrong shade. And whoever was gripping him was just about the size of his sister. About as strong, as well. He could feel the cords of muscle as the woman grasped him and his shaft. He tried to talk, but he was still being muffled. He bit the hand of... Whoever it was grasping him.

"Owww!" The voice was definitely female, but low, and a bit slow. Like its owner was far from brilliant. Or like his sister was as dumb as she liked people to think. The hand was pulled hard from his mouth. "Hey, it bit me."

A peel of laughter rang out, "That's what ya get."

A red-vested canine stepped forward. Diamond dogs. Great.

"And just what do you bitches wh-Ahhh!" He gasped as that big hand squeezed his cock hard. The pain shot through him, stopping him in his tracks. Once again that powerful arm wrapped around him, this time around his neck, as the big paw on his cock squeezed. His back was forced to her boulder-like abdominal muscles as she squeezed in, cutting off his air.

"Ya squeezed it too tight, ya big idiot. Ya don't want to break its cock. Or else it won't do the good whine."

"Like, not at all?"

"Nope."

"But it won't do the bad whine, either?"

"It will. No good whine, only bad whine."

There was a shudder from behind him, like the creature holding him had just heard the scariest thing in its life, and she pulled her hand from his cock. Unfortunately, it just went up to join the other one on his neck, crushing tighter. He couldn't catch his breath now, and he grasped at those arms. But they were like rock, and while he was able to grasp onto the massive muscles, he couldn't hope to dislodge them. She was so strong. He couldn't breathe.

She clutched tighter, and tighter. A noose made of steel girders crushing in on him. And to make it worse, he felt himself slowly being lifted off the ground. He was starting to see spots as he ineffectually pulled at her, desperately trying to pull her off. An impromptu fireworks display from a lack of oxygen as he desperately scrabbled to dislodge her muscles.

The face of the red-vested dog fell. "Easy! Eeeaaasy, Fluffy. Easy..."

He felt the arms slowly loosen, disaster averted for now. Her arms were still huge, still pressed in... But at least he could take a slight breath.

"Thaaaat's it... Good girl... That's it... Let him breathe... If he can breathe, he can do both types of whine..."

Suddenly, the crushing was back with a vengeance, his hooves sailed off the ground once more as the powerful woman crushed him once more, the blasts of light almost blinding.

"BUT! But!" The one in front of him spoke slowly and appeasingly, "But we're only gonna LET him do the good one. If you choke him, you can't delegate to him!"

He was released from the prison of flesh once more, slowly lowered to the ground. She grasped him lightly, now, easily. His chest heaved as he stared daggers at the canine before him.

"Heh... Sorry about that." The red-vested canine laughed, "See... Fluffy's a little jumpy. Your friend whined really loud and... Well, she doesn't want that to happen again. So, we're going to make sure that you play real, real good with us, and don't be all disobedient like again. Sound good?"

Applejack looked around... Trying to make sure that he wouldn't be choked a second time for an answer. As much as these bitches were disgusting to even be in the presence of, he did like breathing, and did it most every day. To be forced to stop would be rather unpleasant. He didn't know where his friend had gone to, or why he'd sold him out like this. But fuck him. What ever happened to loyalty? Applejack was honestly going to kick that traitor's ass when he next saw him.

"I asked you a question, horsey... Does that sound good?"

"What makes you think that Ah'm gonna do anything you say."

She laughed, and brought her fingers to her mouth, giving a loud whistle like an owner whistling for a dog. In this case, it was technically the other way around. Blitz eagerly skipped up to the red dog.

"Blitz, ya gotta help me!"

"Isn't this COOL, Applejack?" The blue stallion grinned, "Didn't I tell you I'd show you something cool?"

The orange stallion looked at Blitz in shock. "Why you traitorous little..."

"Aww, don't be too mean to him." The red one laughed, "He didn't really have a choice."

"...What do you mean by that?"

She laughed, and raised her right hand. It glowed black. Glowed black... That... That didn't sound right. But it did. The blackness was so all-encompassing that it cast shadows on the ground.

"See, this is my little toy. It's... Well, it's a handy little device, I don't really know who made it. But it's mine now. And it's for making other ponies mine."

"Ya gonna show him how it works or what?" Blitz grumbled, tapping his hoof.

"Patience!" the red dog snapped, turning to him, and the rainbow pony sat down in a sulk.

"Sorry Mistress Lassie, it's just that I REALLY want him to see how cool you are!"

"I'm sure he will. I'll do it in my own time, just don't question me."

"Yes Mistress." Blitz grinned at AJ, "This is gonna be so awesome, you'll love it. It changes everything!"

AJ tried to push forward, but those arms around his neck squeezed him back, keeping him still. How dare these... Whatever they are... Do... Whatever they did... To his friend?! This was terrible.

"You let him go!"

"Aww, but I don't wanna!" Blitz said.

"Lemme show ya somethin', orange horse. Hey, Missy~" Lassie called in a sing-song voice. "Your chewtoy's back. What are ya waiting for?"

The third diamond dog, Lassie it would seem, came out of the shadows. She was far shorter than the others, almost half the size of the one clutching his neck. As soon as he saw her, Blitz's cock shot to arousal.

"Bliiiiitzy." Lassie grinned, "Missy wants to suck your cock again."

Blitz's red cheeks turned purple, and his cock bobbed in excitement. The little brown diamond dog licked her lips, and a thick dribble of white cum spilled from her mouth onto her chin.

"I want ya to do somethin' for me, will ya Blitzy?"

Blitzy nodded eagerly, his eyes still staring at the smallest diamond dog like he was looking at Prince Solaris himself.

"I want ya to try not to cum."

"I'll... I'll do my best." He squirmed, going from one foot to the other, as he stared at the diamond dog. She just stared back up at him, the cum pooling on her chin, and a little drop rolling off.

"I want you to try not to cum... While you think about the way little Missy here sucked you." Lassie gave a laugh, and Blitz swallowed. "I... I'll try not to..."

"While you think about how good her mouth felt... Diving all the way down to the hilt of your pony cock."

"Ahhh~"

"While she played with your little booooone~" She teased in a singsong voice. Pre pooled at the tip of the poor stallion's cock. Missy gave a big smile, even more cum dripping out of her mouth slowly. There must have been more cum than saliva, as even grinning with her teeth closed, a small waterfall of cum spilled over her lower lip.

"Oh g-god!" Blitz let out an aroused moan, and Lassie laughed.

"I'm gonna let her at you again. You're going back in her mouth..."

Blitz fell to his knees, clutching his cock to himself as he battled his instinct.

"You're under my control, Blitz... You can't disobey me... If I told you to tear your wings off, what would you do?"

"Tear them off!" He answered, his voice drenched in arousal as he watched the brown dog, hunched over, clutching his cock, with a mix of worship and fear, "Right now... I'll do it right now..."

"But I've ordered you to keep your cum... While thinking of what she did... And you're failing..."

"Please Mistress." He panted, humping his hand a bit as the brown diamond dog approached him, "Let... Ohhhh... Let me take my wings... Instead... Please please please let me lose my wings... It sounds so much easier..."

Lassie laughed at the pegasus's plight as Missy drew ever closer. The pegasus's cock bounced and his balls twitched, fighting to unleash their cum against every fiber of the pegasus's being.

His eyes scrunched shut, as the cum-dripping canine stood in front of him, the slow ooze of seed from her mouth never stopping. He whimpered and murmured, and Applejack could swear he could make out pleading coming from his friend, the blue pegasus desperately trying to hold back the tide against what he clearly seemed to regard as an erotic goddess.

Missy grasped the blue pegasus by the mane, and yanked back. "OPEN YOUR EYES!" Lassie laughed, as Missy's mouth descended on Blitz.

The blue pegasus opened his eyes to see the cum-soaked lips descending upon him. Missy kissed him powerfully, and his cock blasted, his whole body twitching and shaking as the diamond dog kissed her conquest. AJ felt almost sick to his stomach, like he was seeing his friend being tortured and beaten down, but this sexual domination was somehow far, far more disturbing than any beating he'd ever seen.

Blitz's body was wracked by orgasm and his cock continued to give spurts of seed onto his thighs and the ground as the kissing continued mercilessly. Missy kept pulling on him, forcing his back to arch. AJ shuddered as tears fell from his friend's eyes, his whole body wracked by the pleasure and torment of the diamond dog's kiss.

Finally, Missy let him go, pulling away from his mouth. A long strand of cum connected their mouths. The canine let out a low sigh as the strand broke, falling across the chest of the blue pegasus. She dropped him roughly to the ground, and he fell with a thud. She surveyed the damage.

Applejack swallowed nervously. His friend was staring vacantly into space, his tongue lolling, and his mouth... The seed forced into his mouth by the kiss had dyed it white. Applejack could swear there was more on his face than between his legs, which looked like a giant jellyfish was splatted across his thighs. Cum dripped down Blitz's muzzle, a drop of seed falling into one vacant purple eye. Another great glob splatted into ground.

The tongue lolling out of his mouth was white as well, the seed smothering it like dripping tar. Heavy droplets pattered on the floor of the barn. Blitz gave a low groan, then a cough. More cum sputtered up from his throat, falling out of his mouth. His entire muzzle seemed to have been dipped in milk.

"What did you do to him?"

"Aww, just gave him a little kiss." Lassie laughed, "See, Missy likes to suck guys off... A lot. But she isn't much of a fan of swallowing their cum. She likes to save it all up and... Give back."

"Are y'all sayin' that was all HIS?!" Applejack asked in disbelief.

"Every drop" Lassie teased, "Took her almost half an hour"

"All that in... That's not even... Wait, no, that's not the point!" Applejack growled, "Y'all just let him go!"

"...But he likes it here."

Blitz's head fell to the side, more cum sloshing onto the ground.

"Only because you... Did... Whatever that was y'all did to him."

"Well, yes... Want me to undo it?" Lassie asked brightly.

Applejack narrowed his eyes skeptically. He had a feeling that Lassie was hardly going to make this easy. You don't kidnap a guy, brainwash him, and then do... Whatever that was to him, and just let him go.

His eyes met Blitz's, who looked up at him, almost pleadingly. Sure, it still might have been the brainwashing, that his friend was pleading with him to join them, but... Well, he couldn't let the guy just lie there, at the clearly nonexistent mercy of these bitches. If that was blood on his face, this would be a horror scene. Knowing it's cum... Honestly, almost made it worse.

AJ didn't know what they were playing at, but he wouldn't let his friend keep suffering.

"Fine. Do it."

Lassie grinned, "Done!" She snapped her gloved hand. Blitz's eyes glowed black for a moment, then went back to their violet. He tried to scramble up to his feet, but only made it to his knees. Lassie whirled on him, and placed the black-coated hand to his face. Blitz gasped, his body pulsed with black, and when it was done... He burst to his feet. Lassie stood so close to Blitz AJ was sure he'd be able to smell her breath even with the cum that clogged his nostrils.

"In fact, if he's still conscious by the time Fluffy and I finish with you... I'll even let him stay that way." She laughed. Blitz raised his hand... And it pulsed black.

"Oooh, technicality, only undid the mind control... Not actually gonna let you hit me." Her voice cackled through the barn. "Just want you at full strength, give you a fighting chance."

"When this is all over, I'll-" Blitz started. Lassie laughed at him, rubbing one hand in his hair, the other groping his cock as she gave an erotic grind against his body.

"You'll what, babe. Hit me? Choke me? Beat me? Oh yeah, hit me babe..." She kissed his cheek, and the shorter diamond dog ground her stocky yet sexy body on his back. With two beautiful women all over you, even in a situation like this, you can't help but get hard, and Blitz did.

"But don't worry, cutie... You just keep those pretty purple eyes open, and you got your wish. You can do aaaanything ya want to me... Long as ya still conscious when me and your little lover are finished."

"We're not-!"

"This REALLY the time?!" AJ snapped at him.

Lassie jumped up in excitement a bit, "Oooh, I was only joking, but you two are! Wonderful, fighting for your lover. It's so romantic~"

"I thought you said it wasn't normal for us to do that."

"Yeah, you sai-" Missy started, and somehow, there was still a bit of cum splashing from her mouth as she talked, she still had not managed to get rid of it all even after making Blitz look like the moneyshot of a ten-stallion gangbang.

"One, Missy, don't talk with your mouth full. And two, that's WITH your lover. You don't fight WITH your lover. Prepositions, very important. Missy, go chew on his bone a bit more. And Fluffy..." The diamond dog shrugged off her vest, leaving herself entirely naked, not that much had been covered to begin with. "Leave this one to me."

The powerful arms finally fell away from AJ, his neck freed to allow him to breathe fully. He fell to one knee, looking up at Lassie. He watched as Missy started suckling Blitz's neck, cum dripping from her mouth, like a twisted vampire bite, and slowly dragged Blitz back off into the shadows. The red diamond dog stretched, and AJ would have to admit, there may not have been as much power in her body as there was in Kenzie or 'Fluffy.' But there was still a gorgeously defined musculature on every inch of her form, days working the mines had made that body pop like an anatomy textbook.

"Well, horsey... Come on." She hunkered down a bit, and raised her arm like a wrestler. "Let's have a little fun."

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Well that was an envigorating read, wasn't it? I hope it was as arousing for you to read as it was for me to write.

And look. Missy VERY NEARLY got a line. She got, like, the start of a line. And it was someone ELSE who said delegate, instead of Fluffy. See, this is what we call baby steps. My therapist says that I need to make small progress in weening myself off of only writing in-jokes instead of characters. Then again, I LIKE in-jokes, and basically made Missy give blowjobs JUST FOR the purpose of that.

Mind you, the whole "Missy has cum in her mouth" was supposed to be a minor thing this chapter, which would focus almost entirely on AJ and Lassie fighting.

...Might have gotten carried away.

Ah well, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo

~Catullus 16