Five Nights At MARSHAL!!
This is a gay threesome fanfic involving Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's and the youtubers ImmortalHD and UberHaxorNova. It's gonna be a parody, dream sequence, funny little fanfic. It's gonna have some minor gore too (I'm not sure if I should put this on extreme. I doubt it, but let me know anyways). Oh yeah, it's gonna have A LOT of internal references, so if you don't know these two, you probably won't get most of the jokes here. Check their channels later if you want ;)
Cover art from Supercast's Episode 4: Over Budget.
James just uploaded his second FNAF video. "FUCK THIS... FUCKING GAME, GODDAMNIT!!! AHHH, IT FORCE YOU TO OPEN THE FF... the camera so that way you have to do that shit! I don't fucking wanna... play... work at... Chuck E. Cheese's anyway, fuck this game. Unbelievable!" He didn't liked it that much.
That night he had a nightmare. It started with him and Aleks in the middle of a forest. It felt like they were recording a let's play of a GMod horror map. They were both holding gravity guns. "Where the fuck do we go now??" - Asked James
"Alright, we need to follow the trail until we reach an abandoned house. When we get there, there will be a demonic baby..." While Aleks was explaining the map, James started generating random objects with the GMod tools. When Aleks was almost buried under the pile of objects, James created a box that crushed him in the head, killing him. "...and then we have to fight the zombies befo- *dies*"
"OH!" Silence. "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!" James started laughing.
"Ugh. Ugh. Uggghhh." - Aleks was agonizing on the floor.
"HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Umm... is that all we have to do?" - He said while still laughing.
Aleks started singing. "When I was... a young boy... my father... took meeeeee iiiinto the city... to see the marching band..."
"Shut the fuck up! Stop singing!" - James said while smacking Aleks' head with a crowbar. The body disappeared. "OH. Where the fuck did you go?" He reappeared behind James.
"Hi."
"OHHH!!!! Jesus Christ don't fucking scare me like that!" He smacked Aleks' face with the crowbar. Aleks' also pulls out a crowbar and they both start fighting. James won.
"AAAHHH!!!" Aleks dies again.
"PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
"Goddamnit." James laughing his ass off. Aleks respawns again. "Can we stop fucking around and progress already?"
"Where the fuck are we going, Aleks?"
"I told you, we have to follow the track!"
And they did that. Until they arrived in front of an old cabin. "What the fuck is that, Aleks?"
"What you mean?"
"That thing on the wall."
"What thing?"
"This thing." He sprayed the Marshal face on the wall. Silence. Aleks looking at him.
"...Really?" James started to laugh hysterically. "I mean... this shit's like, centuries old now." James still laughing. They heard a noise coming from inside.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH!"
"OH! Oh, what the fuck was that, dude?" - Aleks asked, in panic. James was pale white. He recognized the sound.
"I'm not going in."
"What the fuck dud..."
"I'm not going in, I-I I'm not... you go first."
"...You fucking kidding me?"
"You go first."
"Fuck you! I'm not going first."
He used his gravity gun to toss Aleks inside. "Oh SHIT! Woah, dude, what the fuck! AAAAHHHH!!!"
"...Are you still alive?"
"...I hate you." James walked in. He found himself inside the security room from Five Nights at Freddy's. "Oh shit!" Aleks said, while looking at the security camera.
"What the fu-" James turned to the camera. He saw him. His worst nightmare. Foxy. Running down the corridor, heading to the security room. "AAAAHHHH! CLOSE THE DOORS, ALEKS!!" He couldn't close it in time.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!" Both of them screamed their lungs out. Foxy walked in. The only sound that could come out from his mouth was that deafening screech.
"Nononononono, please don't kill us dude..." Aleks begged "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH" "OHHH NO...."
Foxy had his eye half opened, looking at them. For some reason the next screech has subtitles. "I missed you guys." With his hook, he pointed at his hard penis. The boys looked at the penis, then at each other.
"...I'm not going bottom." - James said.
"Yes you will."
"No I won't.
"Yes you will!"
He lifted his arm, arching a bit, while clenching his fist. Aleks did the same. "Rock. Paper. Scissors!" Aleks choose rock. James choose paper. "GOD DAMN IT!" Aleks pulled off his pants and positioned himself in front of Foxy. "This is bullshit!" Foxy placed his dick between Aleks' buns. James went behind Foxy. He looked at James, threatening to cut his jugular with his claw. He did NOT wanted to go bottom. James opened his eyes wide open, looking back to Aleks, only to find a surprise. Marshal Bowdrie.
"MARSHAL!" He wasn't James anymore. He was Chip Bowdrie. "Marshal, what are you doing here? And are you not wearing pants?"
"Uhhh... I'm not? *looks down* I'm not." He notices Foxy. "Holy smokes! What is this pirate dog doing here?"
"Maybe he's looking for another arm."
"Uhhhh... here's mine."
"MARSHAL! Don't give your own arm to this gentleman! You only have three!"
"I only have a... uh... OH! Wait, what?"
"Say uh, Mr. pirate, what you doing with your genitalia pointing up?"
"SCREEEEEEEEEECH!"
"..."
"..."
"...I think he's having a stroke." Foxy throw his arms in the air, frustrated.
"Marshal, do you think this guy is a... uh... how do we call a guy who likes another guy?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhh....... tree-hugger?"
"Marshal!"
"Dermatologist?"
"I think it starts with "h"."
"....hispanic?"
"MARSHAL!"
"What? I'm not racist! I have a lot of gay friends!"
Foxy has had enough of their stupidity. He slices Marshal throat. Blood squirts everywhere. "Ugggghhhhh!!!!" He fells on the ground.
"...MARSHAL! THIS IS NOT TIME TO SLEEP!" Foxy reaches Chip's face with the bloody hook. Chip gives a lick. "...it tastes like tangerines!" Marshal respawns.
"Holy shit!"
"Marshal! Are you okay?"
"I think I went to Hell for a bit. I saw your mom there."
"Wha... But Marshal, my mom is your mom too!"
"Oh... uhhh... I thought she was my sister."
"...Well, she is technically your sister too..."
A crazy black man wielding a knife appears on the room.
"MARSHAL! That man has a spoon on his hand!"
Seannaners appears out of nowhere and shoots the psychopath.
"Oh my Lord, thank you so much kind man!" He then points his gun at Marshal, with a a devilish smile on his face. "UH... YOU WOULDN'T SHOOT A GUY WITH GLAS- *Seanners killed an innocent bystander*" He starts running with his hands in the air, giving a dolphin giggle. Marshal respawns once more. "GOD DAMN IT! I saw your sister again, Chip!"
"Marshal, that's my uncle!"
"What!? Oh... WHAT!?"
"Marshal!"
"Why didn't you tell me my uncle was a dermatologist?"
"MARSHAL!"
Foxy finally had enough. He grabs Marshal from behind. "Chip, what is this gentleman doing behind me?"
"I think he wants to give you a hug."
"Oh... what's a hug?" Foxy rolls his eye. He then gives a nice, big stab on Marshal's asshole with his cock. "Chip, am I supposed to be feeling pain right now?"
"I thing you were."
"Oh.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Foxy points to Marshal, then signals a blowjob to Chip, tilting his head towards Marshal.
"Marshal, I think this man wants you to brush your teeth." Foxy facepalms.
"I think he wants me to eat your dick."
"MARSHAL! Are you a cannibal?"
"Yes.
"..."
"...remember when your grandma died last year?"
"MARSHAL!"
"It wasn't me, it was a grizzly bear who ate her!"
"Oh, okay."
"Then I ate the grizzly bear."
"MARSHAL!" Foxy grabbed a piece of paper and wrote with the blood that was still on the hook: "HIM SUX UR COCK"
"Marshal, I think this man wants you to suck my penis."
"Oh okay... where's your penis?"
"Right in front of your face, Marshal."
"...Oh, so this is the thing we call penis." Chip looked at him, mad.
"MARSHAL!! What you think this thing was called?"
"Appendicitis." Foxy facepalmed harder.
While he was pounding Marshal's ass, Chip was getting sucked on the other half. All three seemed to be enjoying themselves. Especially Foxy. Marshal started to suck harder, as he felt the fox thrusting him faster. "Marshal! I think something is about to come out my appendicitis."
He came inside Marshal's mouth, while Foxy came inside his asshole. He spits the cum from his mouth. "Tastes like escargot!"
After the fun time, Foxy went back to the Pirate Cove. "What the hell just happened, Chip?"
"Marshal, I think that gentleman just had sex with us!"
"Oh.... is that the thing I did to your mother?"
"That's called murder, Marshal."
"Oh... is that the thing I did to Papa."
"I think that was called extortion."
Jordan comes running through the door, dressed as a ballerina. "Hey guys, guess what? Democracy kicked in!" And then they all did the caramelldansen. James woke up scared.
"What's the matter, babe?"
"Oh god, I just have the worst nightmare... I was inside Five Nights at Freddy's, and then Foxy appeared, and then me and Aleks were Chip and Marshal, oh god it was awful!"
"Shhhhhh, it's okay babe, it was just a nightmare, I'm here for you now." - Seamus said.
"Oh thank you! Thank you so mu-"
"Alright, I'll get back to my place now, see you tomorrow." He leaves.
".....MOTHERFUCKER!"
THE END
Aaaaand that was it! I just wanna say a huge thank you to the Creatures, if one of you guys ever stumble across this fanfic, I just wanted to say that I love you guys! Stay awesome all of you!
Oh, btw, I'm currently roleplaying with another guy, so my story updates might be a little slower for a while. I'll always be open for RPs. Currently, my only RP character is Brian from "Brian and Me", I might create more in the future.
Thank you guys from the support, see you guys next story! ;)