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Everyone Does It: Two Stories

"Boilermaker..." said the sullen fur who sat in a darkened booth of his restaurant.

Vlad sighed as he retrieved the drinks necessary to make a boilermaker. He poured beer into a mug. Then, he poured rye whiskey in a shot glass.

Frank patted the reluctant bat's hands, "Grazie." He picked up the whiskey, dropped it right into the bigger glass then chugged the mug. What he didn't drink spilled on his blue shirt and rose-red tie. He slammed the mug down when he was done and burped loud.

Vlad grumbled, "Finished?"

Frank scoffed, "If yer talkin' *urp* about my marriage, yeah, I fucked that up."

The bat nodded, "I didn't want to be the guy to say I told you so."

The fox urked, but held his contents, "You did... you also helped me wit' dat last one. It's your fault too. My wife is gone, my kids are gone..."

Vlad sat in the booth with Frank, "You're still here, Frank. You still have this restaurant and you got Freddy."

The fox hiccuped, "I guess..." He felt sick to his stomach as he remembered that night he came home after screwing that cute mousette in the women's restroom. Carla smelled her on him and she kicked him out; she wasn't going to put up with his cheating anymore. She'd tried to be the 'good' wife and look the other way, but she couldn't keep ignoring the fact her husband wasn't attracted to her anymore.

Two months past and she still won't give him another chance. Why should she? He thought to himself, how many other women did he pass his sperm to? He couldn't even count.

He flinched when he felt lips pressed on his cheek.

Vlad had taken pity in the sad fox before him and before he could stop himself, he'd put a wing around his boss and planted a small kiss inches from his mouth.

Frank hiccuped, "Thanks for the sentiment, Vlady. But, I don't swing that way."

Vlad smiled with his head on his boss's shoulder, "I'm not asking you to... I just see a friend who's hurting and I have to comfort him somehow." He nuzzled the fox before passing a card to him.

Frank looked at it, "What's this?"

Vlad rubbed his boss's back, "I know it's probably not the best time for me to bring this up but, me and Tay, we do mate swapping."

The fox looked at the bat, "Mate swap? I thought you two were like glue or somethin'? Every time I see you guys, you're always huggin', kissin'."

Vlad smiled, "True, I love Taylor. I could never love anyone more than I love him. We also have an open relationship. We allow each other freedoms with the promise that we always come back no matter what. It's helped us, made us closer than before."

Frank smiled back, "Thanks, I'll think about it."

The bat got up, "And when you do, call us on that number I just gave you, we'll help you out." He straightened his uniform, "So, are we opening today, or do I get a day off?"

The fox groaned, "I'm drunk, and we're past opening hours already, just close up and... I'll see you tomorrow."

The bat sighed, "Alright then, mind if I hang around at least? Taylor's in class right now."

Frank yawned, "Sure."

...

At Del Mar College, Taylor waited outside the classroom after the professor had just let the students go. He saw Cindy step out, the pretty wolfess seemed to be in a better mood than she'd been since he left her high and dry last time. Maybe now would be the best time to spring his very strange question he had for her.

She saw him and pretended she was still mad at him. She hmmphed, flicked her tail at him then sauntered away with that sassy Latina step of hers.

Taylor followed after, "Cindy!"

She smirked when she heard him call for her, "Yes, Taylor?"

He caught up with her, "Cindy, I've thought about what happened between us and..."

She turned a full 180 on him then silenced him with one finger, "Let me say my piece first." She smiled a little more sadly, "I'm sorry I tried to jump you the way I did. I was in heat, I let my hormones get the best of me, but now I'm better. I should've thought about your feelings, the feelings of your... husband." She uttered that last word through clenched teeth like she still resented losing him. "I'm sorry. Now, what did you want to say?"

Now he was going to feel like a real heel, damn his big heart. He let it out, "Vlad is giving me a free pass with you."

Her ears perked up, "What?"

"On the condition that you come over so he can meet you, he'll let you have me." He braced himself.

Her ears folded back, her eyes narrowed, "This had better not be some fuckin' joke, it took a lot for me to apologize, now you're dropping this on me. Why would he even want to see me? Did you tell him?"

Taylor sighed, "I tell Vlad everything, we don't keep secrets in our relationship. If he fucks up, he'll tell me, we come up with a solution then we work on it. That's what you do when you love someone."

The wolfess crossed her arms, "And does he fuck up?"

Taylor nodded, "Yes... last year, he discovered girls. Now he's bi like me. For the first couple months after it started, he would bring girls home for us to share. As hot as that was, it still hurt. Things are better now, we're in an open relationship now, though he still likes to play jealous boyfriend."

Cindy shook her head, "Sounds like you both are fucked up... open relationship, stupidest bullshit I ever heard. Either you're with someone or you're not."

Taylor understood, he sighed, "So is that a no?"

She scoffed, "Oh, I'm going, but just so I can see what you left me for."

The rat sighed, "Alright." He stepped aside, "Shall we go then?"

She shouldered her purse, "Yes, we shall."

...

Vlad's cellphone rang, he answered, "Hey, Tay!"

His mate's voice filled his ribbed ears, "Hi, Vlady! I'm coming to get you now, are you ready over there?"

Vlad leaned on his podium, "Oh yeah, we had an off day actually, but Frank's still depressed from his wife leaving him so I technically still had a job to do. We may need to take him home, is that alright?"

Tay groaned, "It'll be a tight fit tonight, I got someone here with me already, someone we talked about before."

The fruit bat smirked, "Oh really? How fun. I'll see you when you get here, baby." He kissed the phone before hanging up. He sighed happily, "Oh that man of mine." He looked over to the booth where Frank had slept the whole day. He walked over to him then kindly shook his boss. "Frank! It's time for you to wake up."

The fox groaned, "Yes, Mom..." He sat up, wincing as he felt the headache hit him like a baseball bat to the skull. He squinted to see his employee through the haze of his hangover.

Vlad rubbed the fox's paws to help him wake up faster, "Frank, I'm taking you home, okay?"

The fox shook his head, "Nah, fuck that! I can still drive." He felt the fluids rushing back up. "AAARGH!" he vomited his liquor on the floor and on Vlad's pants.

The bat cringed, "Oh, that's nice..."

Frank kept going a full minute or two before he stopped. His mind cleared more and he flinched when he saw what he did. "I'm s-sorry."

Vlad faked his best smile, "Oh, it's alright, a little puking never hurt anybody."

...

Later, after cleaning up, the fruit bat and the red fox stood outside the restaurant. Frank was without his shirt since it had gotten dirty. Vlad was even less fortunate, he had to take off his pants and put them in a plastic bag with Frank's shirt. Now he stood out front, covering his crotch since he'd gone without underwear today. Frank was certainly blushing from standing half-naked with another half-naked male.

Taylor's car pulled up. The rat saw his love and his former boss and could only shake his head, "Oh, I can't wait to hear the story behind this one."

Cindy rode in front with him, she started snickering when she saw the two. She calmed down, "Which one is your boy?"

Tay smirked, "You'll see." He tried not to laugh as the reluctant pair came up to the car.

Vlad's shame was somewhat pushed aside when he noticed the lupine riding with his mate. His ears perked and he was intrigued. He leaned in when Tay rolled the window down, "Hey, Tay! Who's this riding with you?"

Taylor grinned, "This is Cindy Veracruz, from high school." He turned to the wolfess, "Cindy, this cute nerd here is my Vlady."

The bat smiled, "Wow, so you're Cindy. Damn, I've got some sexy competition alright." He giggled.

The wolfess laughed, "Thanks, Vlad. I knew I was going to meet Taylor's special someone, didn't think I'd be seeing your cock this fast." She glanced between his legs, "You picked a cute one for sure, Tay."

Frank stood behind Vlad, having got an impromptu show of the bat's nuts and anus while he chatted."Are we going any time soon?"

Taylor laughed, "Yeah sure, Frank, you can ride in the back."

The fox nodded, "Thank you!" Then he quickly opened the back passenger door and climbed in. He breathed a sigh of relief now that he was away from Vlad.

The bat passed the bag to Tay, "Here, Tay, take these. Frank had himself a bit of an accident before you guys got here." Then, he got in the backseat with the fox.

Frank blushed some more now that he was in even closer proximity to the bat's flaccid penis. "What're you doing back here?"

Vlad chuckled and pinched his boss's cheek, "Frank, you just threw up, you're still looking a little woozy, someone's gotta sit back here and make sure you don't make a mess, and I'm not about to ask this pretty wolfie here to sit with some strange, shirtless fox she's never met before."

Tay shook his head, "Oh,the people I surround myself with."

...

The quartet arrived at Taylor and Vlad's house after that.

Vladimir let Taylor carry him inside, lest he let the neighbors see his hindquarters.

Cindy helped Frank out of the car then the four all went in.

Frank sat on the living room couch, still dizzy from drinking.

Taylor gave the fox a glass of water, "Here, Frank."

The fox accepted the drink, "Thanks, Taylor." He drank some water before noticing someone had sit next to him. It was that pretty wolfess, Cindy.

Taylor and Vlad came back, the bat had on a clean pair of boxers. The rat had put the dirty clothes in the washer. Both sat together opposite from Cindy and Frank.

Frank felt uncomfortable now, "I hope I'm not interruptin' something."

Vlad scoffed, "No, there's nothing to interrupt, we're just friends hanging out tonight. You can stay with us 'til you've sobered then we'll take you anywhere you need to go, Frank, but now we need to talk shop. Cindy!"

The wolfess smirked at the bat, "That's my name."

The bat already liked her sense of humor, "The real reason we're here is because you wanted to sleep with my man."

She nodded with no shame, "I still do. I was upset when I found Taylor had moved on and found somebody better than me, even more so when I heard it was you. I used to pick on you, I remember."

The bat nodded, "That's right, you're one of the people who kept calling me Anastasia because of my last name."

She brushed her caramel brown fur, "You always were kinda girly back then. I see you grew out a bit, but you're still kinda small, no offense."

The fruit bat snickered, "None taken, I've always been a bit on the short side, except in my pants." He chuckled.

Cindy giggled, "But, I guess now, it is silly that I was jealous of you for winning Taylor's heart."

Taylor laughed, "We all get a little silly. So now that we're all met and talking, what's your verdict, Vlad?"

The bat chuckled, "Psh! My verdict is why didn't you nail her sooner? She's amazing!"

The wolfess laughed when she heard him, "Thank you, Vlad."

Frank looked on, "So, you three are about to have yourselves an orgy or something?"

Tay patted the fox, "Nah, Frank. You need more than three people for it to be an orgy... wanna be our fourth?" He joked.

Frank laughed him off, "Thanks, but no thanks. No offense, but the ratio here of three cannolis to one panini is a little high for my blood sugar."

Tay and Vlad traded glances then both giggled, Vlad remarked, "I've never heard it called a cannoli before."

Cindy giggled, "Did you compare my pussy to a sandwich?"

Frank grinned, "Well, the salami's gotta go somewhere."

Vlad giggled, "All these euphemisms are making me giggle like a schoolgirl."

Tay held Frank's shoulder, "As for what's going on tonight, you've got clothes washing right now. You're already half-dressed in my living room, you're our guest. You don't have to stay all night. As soon as your shirt and tie are washed, you could call someone, call Freddy even. I know he's always ready to help his big brother."

Frank blushed, "Thanks. I should call my brother, we don't hardly talk outside of work."

Tay smiled, "And until then, me, Vlad and even Cindy promise to behave ourselves so you're not too embarrassed."

The fox smiled, "That's sweet, really. But, don't censor yourselves on my behalf, I can take it."

Tay grinned, "Okay, but now you're free range, hon." He kissed the fox and made him blush even harder.

Both Cindy and Vlad went ooh like some high school clique girls.

Tay got up, "Alright, now who's hungry? It's a bit late, but I'm sure I can whip up something the four of us can eat."

...

Earlier that day, as Vlad was tending to his boss and as Taylor was making peace with his old flame...

A pretty Latina ferretess stood patiently, waiting at the bus station for someone, someone she hadn't seen since she left Havana. She took out a compact and checked herself in the mirror for the umpteenth time. She hoped she would still be beautiful for this person. Richie, she loved Richie and didn't have to try so hard to be perfect for him, but this other one...

She looked up from her musings when the bus she'd been waiting for pulled up. The silver-furred ferretess watched with anticipation.

The bus hissed as it stopped, then the doors slid open and several different furs, avians, even some reptiles stepped out. She scrutinized each individual, her pulse racing with each wrong confirmation. She bit her bottom lip when one tall individual stepped forth, one heavy suitcase held in each hand. He was a ferret like her, with a mix of silver and white fur covering his young body. He was younger than her, but he'd certainly had a growth spurt over the years. He was as tall as their father.

Tears filled the corners of her blue eyes, "Javi..."

He greeted her in Spanish, <Hello, Candizia.>

Candy exhaled before embracing her grown-up kid brother. He dropped his bags so he could hold her, and the Cardenas siblings sobbed together after being reunited after so many years.

...

The two had stopped at a food truck and bought Mexican food. She was going to wait until she got home; her brother started eating his gordita in the car. She shook her head but smiled to see her silly brother enjoying himself on something so simple. She saw some food dribble on his face. She pulled over quickly, "Javier, you're eating like you're five." She admonished him playfully as she wiped his face with a tissue.

Javier let Candy clean him but only so he could scoop an arm around her waist then pull her close.

She squeaked when she was suddenly nose to nose with him.

He smelled her perfume, her subtle musk behind it. He knew she could smell his cologne. He pressed his lips against hers and she didn't immediately stop him. But before he went too far, she had to say something, and not a moment too soon as he'd begun to caress her smooth backside. "Javi..."

He silenced her weak protest in a strong, alpha kiss. Their tongues touched and he started to undress her in the car. She finally mustered the strength to push him off but not before her breasts came out, nipples fully erect and super sensitive. "Javier, I know we haven't played like this in years but... your big sister has something she needs to tell you, I need you to listen, can you listen, Hermano?"

His breath was hot and heavy with his arousal but he relented, "I'm sorry, I could not control it. It's been so long."

She blushed, "Six years is long, I've missed you, but I met someone here in America."

He nodded, "You've met someone, Candy? Is this a serious someone?"

She showed him her wedding ring, "It must be, we tied the knot in January. His name is Richard Meyers, he is an attorney, makes good money from that work. He takes care of me, he loves me."

Javier smiled for her, "That's good! You deserve a good male in your life. Is he a ferret?"

She blushed, "No, a squirrel. Aside from you, I've never had another ferret to bed with me. I'm married, but I'm not ready for kits. My new sister-in-law's had twins with her cute husband, so I'm an aunt at least." She fixed her top and straightened up in her seat. "And you, Javi? Are you going to make me a proud aunt sometime?"

He chuckled nervously, "I haven't been as careful as you, Candizia, there's a possibility I could have made a baby or two. I have a worst alcohol tolerance than you, Sis. Once I'm out, I'm up and ready and anyone could take me for a ride, and they did, a lot. Sometimes, I woke up with other dudes and I'm all, how fuckin' drunk was I?"

She giggled, "Baby brother's taken a little walk on the queer side has he?"

He shrugged, "I have and while I can honestly say pussy is still my number one thing, I like to dip my churro in some culo every once in a blurry blue moon." He laughed. "So, your Richie, he's not gonna be jealous when he sees me?"

Candy licked her lips, "I should hope not, he's not the jealous type. He's into threesomes in fact."

He chuckled, "No shit?"

She could smell him becoming aroused as she described the lurid details of her relationship, "Si! Me, him and his brother fool around while Kelly watches, that's my new sister. You'll like her, she's a real riot, but Jesse's definitely the jealous husband with her. Richie's the only guy who can touch her without him looking at you funny."

He took in everything his sister told him, "Wow, you've really made quite the life for yourself, Candy."

She smiled, "That I did, I'll admit there've been some hiccups but now, I'm happy with where I am. I have a good husband, great friends, now you're here." She kissed him lovingly on his muzzle. "We're gonna have fun, I promise, Javi."

Javier had finished his sandwich. "Well then, what the hell are we waiting for? Let's go! I'm ready to meet these people you tell me about!"

...

At home, Richie sat comfortably on his couch while he swapped saliva with Kaitlyn, Taylor's sister.

The squirrel and rat held one another tenderly while she rocked to and fro on his bare, unprotected cock.

His testes were becoming drenched in the mixed fluids from himself and his female, the scent of her estrus filled his nostrils as they mated. He nuzzled her throat, peppered her with small kisses.

Some weeks after returning from their honeymoon vacation, Kaitlyn had come to him to ask him to breed her. She'd tried with him before in November, but didn't take. She wanted to try again, wanted to be a mother. Now, in May, her estrus had returned with a vengeance and this kind male was going to make sure she got what she wanted.

Outside, Candy pulled into the driveway in her Lexus. She got out with her brother. She stopped him, "Now, I'll have to warn you, we're pretty open about sex in this house, and I give Richie freedom to sleep with other girls since he's allowed me that same freedom. Okay, are you ready?"

Javier laughed, "If I can get over watching our parents fuck, nothing should faze me."

She smirked up at him, "Okay..."

Inside, Richie and Kaitlyn had moved. Now, she was bent over a coffee table while he mated her doggystyle. He held Kay's breasts, rubbed her belly, gnawed on her shoulders. He didn't lose any ounce of his rhythm when he heard the front door open.

Candy walked in and saw her mate with her friend. "Hey, Richie! Hi, Kay! You two are so cute there right now." She tittered as her brother breathed in the sexual air.

Richie continued to breed the pretty rat in front of him as he greeted his mate and her guest, "Kay came calling for my help after you left, Candy. We kept ourselves busy while you were out."

Candy giggled, "I can see that." She sauntered over to the adulterous couple, sat beside them and locked muzzles with her husband as he bred her friend.

He shivered pleasantly while she rubbed his fuzzy chest and teased him in ways only she knew.

She broke the kiss as her brother stood across the room with an obvious tent forming in his pants, "Richie, this is my brother, Javier."

Richie slowed his thrusts, but only long enough to greet the handsome young ferret, "Pleased to meetcha, Javier. I'm Richie, this is Kay, our friend and neighbor."

The rat spoke up while her tits swung beneath her, "Good afternoon! Hope we're not all indecent for you, hon." She laughed through another chain of mini-orgasms. "Richie, keep going, we're almost there."

The squirrel puffed his chest proudly then started humping her hard, "I love it when you give me commands, Kay!"

Javier laughed, "It's nothing I haven't seen before. When Candy and me were growing up, our parents weren't shy about their sexuality, we had that small apartment, saw everything. And they were swingers, too. That's what I assume you three are up to, eh?"

Richie nodded as he felt Kay's pussy grip his cock in her ecstasy. He could not speak though as he spread his seed inside the fertile rat femme.

Candy petted her husband in the midst of his climax, "It's not just us three, we've got us a circle of friends we all fool with at special weekend parties we call Swap Meets. It's where some of us go and trade lovers for the weekend then just have fun."

Kay laid her head down as she felt those little sperms rushing through her, praying for them to bear her fruit. She mumbled and pushed back against her mate to coax more seed from him, "The meets are my brother's idea. We usually go to his house, he's the next block over from us."

Javier had begun to fiddle with his belt as his pants became less comfortable, "I'd have to meet your brother then, sounds like a real party animal."

Kay cooed as Richie continued to spurt inside her, "Yeah, Tay's pretty wild." She raised her head and kissed Rich. "Thank you, Richie, I love you for doing this for me." She nuzzled and he nuzzled back. She held Candy's hands, "And I love you too for letting this happen."

Candy kissed the rat, "I know Rich would do the same for me, if I ever got that mothering bug in me." She giggled.

Kay hugged her friend, "You'd be a hot mama, Candy."

The ferretess licked Kaitlyn, "Gracias."

Richie withdrew from Kay and fell back on his couch by Candy. The ferretess rubbed his belly just inches away from his crotch. "Do you have some left for me, Baby?"

He moaned, "I'm thirsty, we were at it almost two hours."

She churred, "Oh, my big man." Candy scratched his belly fur before getting up. "I know what you need, I'll be right back." She went into the kitchen.

Kaitlyn stayed on the floor in front of Richie, resting her head in his lap so she could nuzzle his prick.

The squirrel lawyer let his new mate rest there, having gone from one to two mates in such a short timespan. He moaned as Kay licked him clean. He felt the couch depress, but Candy hadn't come back. He looked to his opposite side and Javier had made himself at home. He noticed right away the ferret had taken off his shirt. "You're a handsome fella, Javier." He replied.

The ferret had a smugness in his expression, "I know. Candizia's told me you fool with your brother and his wife too."

Rich nodded, "Oh yes, and sometimes it's just me with Jesse."

Javier smiled, "I've heard... Candy and me were pretty close when we were teenagers. After having such liberal, free-loving parents, it just trickled down to us." The ferret curled his lush tail around the squirrel's waist. "And I've had guys too." He kissed the squirrel.

Richie let Javier kiss him with that little bit of tenderness. Their tongues slid together and they tasted each other for a small while.

Below, Kaitlyn helped Javi out of his pants and he shuddered when he felt her hot tongue brush over his prick. She liked how he tasted, he was stronger than Richie, had a more potent musk.

Richie grew bolder and lined his cock up next to Javier's. The ferret smiled through their kiss when he did that.

Kaitlyn started licking both of them side by side. Both males moaned as she teased them.

Candy returned, not surprised in the least that they'd already started with her. "Mi pequeña familia extraña." She remarked before laughing.