Everyone Does It Once Again

Story by Simplified on SoFurry

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#17 of Everyone Does It

Another year sparks the start of a new season for cheaters, cuckolds and dysfunctional romances everywhere! XD

Taylor and Vlad are back, only this time their roles are now reversed. Now Vlad is the one hard at work while Tay attends college. This and a few of my other favorite things all packed in, nice and tight. Read on and... it's good to be back!


Everyone Does It Once Again

A whitetail doe lay in a hospital bed cuddling her new fawn. Julie tickled her son's nose. He had his father's nose. "Good morning, Jeremiah Clinton. I'm your mommy. I promise to be the best mommy you could ever have." She kissed her fawn as he started yawning. Julie looked at the blushing reindeer sitting next to her bed. She giggled, "And as for you, you big baby."

Rex's nose turned red as he cradled his right hand, wrapped in a thick white bandage. He was at work when he got the news that his fiancee's water had broken. So excited was he, Rex didn't notice his hand going too close to the pepperoni slicer. So, while his mate was having their first baby, he'd had to have his thumb sewn back on. "It really hurt..." He looked at her with puppy dog eyes.

Dan pat his friend on the back, "Look at the bright side, Rexy. Now you've got a funny story to tell your kid at Christmas time when he's older."

Julie's father was in the room as well. He laughed for once at what Dan said, "Heh, I can remember my own little mishaps when my girls were bein' born." He nuzzled his daughter and petted his new grandson. "I nearly ran over a bag lady with my truck tryin' to get your ma to the hospital, back up in Kansas. The old bat got pissed and threw her canned fruit at us... Gave me a big old lump on my head. But, I woulda taken all the beatin's in the world just to be there to with you, Julie. And Livia too." He sniffed then waved Rex over. "Come on, your finger's cut, but your legs still work, son!"

Rex got up and quickly found himself in a warm hug with his mate, his newborn son and his father-in-law. Dan joined in on his boyfriend's side, landing a minute kiss right on the reindeer's cheek.

The Japanese flying squirrel nurse in the room fanned herself, "Oh my, so many big handsome bucks and they're all hugging each other, I'm jealous."

Julie giggled, "Uh, one of these bucks is my dad, but thanks."

The momonga girl giggled, "Well, I'd take him off your hooves, doll, if you're not too attached to him."

Julie blushed, Rex's ears flickered in surprise, Dan was not as surprised and Julie's father smiled. "Well, I'd have to be a nutless monk to turn down an offer like that." He strutted right up to the little flying squirrel. He put an arm around her back and groped her butt, "Name's Henry."

She shivered as the large male put his meaty hand on her backside. "I'm Sora and I'm so, so happy my grandma got me this internship."

He led the momonga girl out of the room, but stopped at the door. "You know, a sweet treat like this is too good to keep to myself. Daniel..."

Dan grinned like he'd expected his name to be called.

"Dan, why not leave the new parents be and... come show me what you're made of." Henry winked at his former son-in-law.

Dan chuckled, "I'm right behind you, Henry."

After they left, little Jeremiah cried and Julie opened her gown to let him suckle.

Rex watched his son, "Lucky guy." He kissed Julie. "Your dad still surprises me, Julie. Every time I see the guy, I expect him to be this ultra-conservative, gay-bashing republican, yet he's about to have a threesome with my lover."

Julie giggled, "Who my dad decides to vote for ain't got shit to do with who he'd like to fuck, Babe. Dad's always been bi, never been shy about it. Him and Dan used to do this stuff before Dan even married my sister."

They kissed again, then she said, "You can go join them, if you want."

Rex blushed and tried to refuse, "No, you're the only woman for me, Julie."

She smiled, "I know I am, but I'm not greedy. Now go, have some fun, live a little."

Rex gulped, "I'll be back, right after."

Julie maintained her caring smile, "I know you will, now go."

Now with no more reason to keep himself from following his hormones, Rex ran out to catch up with Dan and Henry.

Julie shook her head as her fawn finished nursing, "I love that man."

...

"I love that man..." Those words were repeated by Vladimir, the lovable Russian fruit bat. He was looking at his mate's employee of the month portraits as they hung on the new restaurant's wall of fame. He checked to see that no one was looking then he leaned in and kissed the handsome rat in one of those portraits before he heard the front door open. The bat put on his game face, straightened his work clothes, then strutted dutifully out to the restaurant lobby. "Benvenuto! Welcome to Frank's Casa di Pasta, I'm Vlad and I'll be your waiter for the day."

The rabbit family that just walked in all looked at the fruit bat dressed in a neat uniform, the type worn at any casual restaurant like this one. The father spoke up with a friendly tone, "Well, Vlad doesn't sound very Italian."

The bat smiled, "Well, I'm not Italian, I'm Russian, but I know a guy who's friends with the guy that owns this place and you know how that goes." He picked up three adult menus for the parents and their teenager, a kid's menu for the little one. "So, may I show you guys to a table?"

The mother nodded, "Yes, please."

Vlad put on his biggest smile, "Alright! Follow me."

...

As Vladimir was dutifully writing down the orders for those rabbits, his husband was at college writing notes as he listened to his English professor.

Taylor, if anything, always did have good focus when he had to listen to others speak. He often smiled to think that was the one aspect that always found him friends, no matter if he was looking or not. So he was understandably peeved when someone threw a paper football at his face. He sighed and thought to himself, are we in fifth grade right now? He picked up the paper then waited for when the professor wasn't looking to see who threw it at him.

A pretty wolfess winked to him.

The rat sighed, sometimes I'm too handsome for my own good. He noticed the football had writing on it. He quietly unfolded it. It was a bunch of mush, the type he'd see in a crappy romance novel. "Please don't try to talk to me." He whispered to himself and whatever deity was listening right now.

Alas, after the class had ended and as he was buying a bag of Funyuns from a vending machine, that wolfess came right up to Taylor like he was a wounded bison. "Hi, Taylor!"

He flinched and nearly dropped his Funyuns. He blushed at the girly scream he'd made just then. Tay put on his serious face, "Hello, Cindy... still sniffing out the sauer kraut?" He mentally slapped himself for that one.

She invaded his personal space and dragged one seductive claw along his neck. "You're never sour to me, Tay. Remember that time in high school we stole away during history class and you ate my pussy?"

He gulped, "And then I had to retake that history test during summer school... of course I remember."

She craftily pinned the tall rat against the vending machine. "I also remember we never went past that stage in our relationship."

Tay gulped again, "And you know why, Cindy. I was in prison for killing my dad, you know this already."

The wolfess, just two inches shy of her unrequited love's height, touched her nose to his nose. "Well, it's like they say... better later than never." She kissed him on the lips.

Taylor threw his hands up. "Cindy, no! We can't do this anymore." He showed her his right hand. "Look, I'm married now."

She play growled as she ground her crotch against him, "It's only pretend married. You know the state doesn't allow that shit."

He was offended by her words, but then turned on by her pussy rubbing against him. "Hey, Florida's legalized it now... It's only a matter of time before Texas joins in."

Cindy forced another kiss on her former boyfriend. "Yeah, but until then, God bless the conservative right." She bit his lip then looked at him through her black bangs.

It wasn't long before the big brown rat found himself dragged into a janitor's closet.

The wolf stripped him of his pants, his underwear, then took off all her clothes.

Taylor saw her perky boobs come out, followed by that fat canine pussy of hers. He quickly became erect as she slipped her tongue inside his long foreskin.

Cindy fingered her swollen pussy while she wrapped her muzzle around Tay's glans, then dragged her tongue over his cockslit.

He moaned as his salty pre squirted over the horny wolfess' tongue.

She took her mouth from his prick, licked its underside down to the heavy sac that hung beneath. She sucked on the rat's musky balls then dared to venture further down.

Taylor's nails went right through the cardboard box he'd been sitting on when he felt her tongue at his tailhole. Pre-cum laced with some small traces of his healthy, virile semen exploded prematurely from him. Taylor was always a connoisseur in the art of rimming, but was rarely on the receiving end.

Cindy licked some pre from her own face before pulling away from him. "Hold your horses, Tay. Don't want you cumming too early... you still gotta save that for my main event." She turned on all fours then let her tail go to the side and exposed her swollen vulva to the rat.

He gulped. "You're in heat..."

She play growled as she waited for him to make a move. "Bingo!

Taylor got up, took two steps toward her... then stuffed his cock back in his pants and zipped up.

Five minutes later, one very frustrated wolf in estrus was cursing his name after Taylor left her high and dry. He only hoped he didn't smell too much of her as he made his mostly clean getaway.

...

While one girl's estrus went unanswered, another female's heat was being quenched by her new husband and his brother, while her new sister-in-law nursed her twins across the room.

Candice moaned and churred from being stuffed by both Meyers squirrels in one of her most fertile periods.

Richie was on top, pistoning away at his newlywed bride's moist snatch, and grinding his cock against his half-brother, sharing the same hole.

Jesse held Candy's tits and played with her hard nipples as he lay beneath her, rocking his hips in time with her and his bro.

Kelly rocked her twins to sleep while her husband had his fun with his brother and her friend.

Candy climaxed first before the brothers, who grunted in unison as they each flooded her fertile womb with their delicious, yet incompatible rodent semen.

Kaitlyn had been in the room as well. She kindly took the sleeping twins from Kelly. "I'll take these to bed for you."

Kelly smiled, "Thank you, Kay." As her two kits were taken away, Kelly took off the rest of her clothes then climbed into bed with the trio.

Both squirrel brothers withdrew their used members from Candy as Kelly locked lips with the ferretess.

Candy giggled, "This has been a very fulfilling honeymoon, Kelly, mi hermana."

Jesse kissed both of the lovely brides, "And next week, we all go back to Corpus and back to our boring old jobs."

Richie chuckled, "We've had our fun, but we do have to live our own lives. I've had my own existential crises and now I'm sure I'm ready to take over my father's firm. I'm going to make something of myself, and make big bucks while I'm at it so I can lavish you, Candy.

The ferret blushed, "You don''t have to do so much for me, your father did enough."

Richie kissed her, "I love you, Candizia. I want to be able to show you every way I can, and not just in the bedroom, querida."

Kaitlyn returned from the nursery, herself stripped naked to join her friends in bed. She turned on the baby monitor, then rolled over to embrace Jesse against her naked body. Kelly kissed her husband, then the rat before she embraced her mate from his opposite side. Richie and Candy went to bed in each other's arms. Kay nuzzled her two mates, "Good night, my dears."

...

Vlad sat by himself behind the Casa di Pasta during his break. The bat wasn't a smoker or a drinker, he just liked the fresh air. He wiped sweat from his brow. "I don't know how you did it, Tay. But I'll make you proud, my love." He looked up from his self-contained melodrama when someone else joined him.

It was Frederico, or just Freddy. The fox nodded to the bat, "Hey, Vlad." He pulled out a cigarette, then he couldn't find his lighter. He looked at the flying fox.

Vlad put his wings up, "Don't look at me, Freddy. I don't like smoke unless it's on meat."

Freddy groaned, "Damn..." He found his lighter then lit up. He sucked, held it then exhaled. "I know it's not healthy, but Frank... Frank's a pain in the ass lately."

Vlad shrugged, "It's his first time being the owner of a business, I can see how that can turn anyone into a control freak."

Freddy shook his head, "Nah, he's always been Mr. Perfect, but he flirts with all the female clientele, then he gets after me or anyone else for trying to do the same. 'This isn't a dive bar, we're a classy and family-oriented Italian eatery' but he's the one who can't keep his hands off the girls and he's married. I saw him take that rabbit woman, the one who came in with her family, they got the family-style spinach and ricotta linguini. She had to go the restroom and Frank offers to escort her. I see them come out of the women's restroom an hour later and he's zipping his pants up!"

Vlad groaned, "Oh... are you gonna tell Carla?"

The fox shook his head again, "No, she's got enough trouble taking care of his kids and trying to please him every night, plus she won't wanna hear it."

Vlad shrugged, "I don't know what to say then. Tay's usually the one that can give out words of wisdom for stuff like this. I'm the last guy to come to about infidelity cases. I've been with Taylor for ten years, always been the most faithful lover to him, then last year I had my first woman. After that, it was like opening up the floodgates."

Freddy looked at him, "What'd your boy have to say after that?"

Vlad continue, "He didn't say much. He told me the first time, he didn't mind if I ever got with a girl, he's been a bisexual long before me. But, yeah, I kinda started sniffing after girls when Tay would be at work trying to support the both of us. It came to a point where he just said, 'let's swap mates with our friends, get it out of our systems' and it's worked. We're closer more than ever after our first swap. There are still some hiccups, but we get through by always being truthful with each other, we never keep secrets. If one of us fucks up, we own up then we try to come up with a solution."

Freddy sighed, "You're a better married couple than my brother and his wife."

Vlad laughed, "No, we're just smarter."

The backdoor opened and the pine marten, Mike stuck his head out, "Hey, Vlad. Frank says your break's over."

Vlad perked up, "Okay, Mike!" The bat stood up, wiped his clothes of any debris he may have sat on then winghugged Freddy, "Nice chattin' with ya, Freddy. Hope things get better for you." He kissed the young fox on his cheek then went inside where he promptly hugged the handsome mustelid cook. "And you, Mike, what's it like finally working with real Italian recipes?"

Mike returned the kiss he got, "My mama would be proud."

...

Vlad was helping another couple a little later when he noticed his boss, Frank standing around and scoping the restaurant like he was looking for someone.

"And my darling wife will have the shrimp scampi with your spring salad..." An old boar looked up at the bat, "Sir, are you writing this all down?"

The bat looked back at his customer and smiled, "Yes! You've ordered eggplant parmesan with our tuscan ribollita and your wife is having shrimp scampi with the spring salad." He feigned scribbling; the bat always had a good memory.

The old pig nodded, "Good and do you have any wine selections for your establishment?"

Vlad nodded, "Yes, sir. Would you like to look at a wine menu?"

The pig grinned, "Please do."

Vlad feigned his best smile, "I'll be back, tout suite."

The pig waved him off before he none-too-subtly groped his young mouse bride and made her blush.

The pig did not notice the restaurant's owner, Frank, watching him and his delectable little rodent wife. That sweet lapine pussy earlier was just an appetizer compared to this, he loved being in charge. Now, he just had to figure out how to get this one away from her lech husband.

Vlad had just delivered his order to kitchen and fetched a wine menu. He stopped by Frank, "Careful, sir. Stare into the sun too long and you'll go blind."

Frank chuckled, "It's not the sun I'm looking at, Vlady."

Vlad shook his head, "You've got the demon in you, sir."

Frank ignored the bat, but watched him walk up to the table.

The pig looked up from nibbling on his embarrassed bride's shoulder.

Vlad blushed, "Sir, I'll have to ask you to please tone down the displays of affection. We're a family restaurant." He handed the pig the wine list.

The boar stuck up an indignant nose, "A family restaurant that sells wine..."

"For our respectful adult clientele, yes." Vlad tried to keep an even temper with the boar.

The boar snorted, "Then be 'respectful' and keep your nose out of my business."

Vlad sighed, "Fine." He turned and walked back towards the kitchen. He stopped when he passed Frank. He turned to the red fox. "I'll see what I can do."

Frank nodded.

...

Vlad got out of work later that night. He stepped out of the restaurant in time to see Taylor drive up. Whatever funk he felt from the day quickly evaporated and the bat got into his husband's car.

The pair kissed as soon as they were together.

Taylor enjoyed the bat's long tongue sliding between his lips to play with his own.

No words were traded after the kiss broke. Taylor pulled out of the parking lot then took himself and Vlad straight home.

The pair were all over each other as soon as they got home. They didn't even make it to the bedroom.

Vlad's work clothes and Tay's school clothes came off then both were naked on their living room couch.

Vlad lay on his back underneath his handsome rat. His legs wrapped firmly around the tall rodent's waist as he thrust deep inside the smaller male's bat cave.

Tay locked muzzles with his beautiful mate while they made love. He nibbled on Vlad's ears, "Vlady, my dear Vlady, I love you." He whispered his sweet declarations to his love.

Vlad was the first to reach his peak, squirting ropes of his virile seed all over his chest.

Tay felt it and he followed, filling the condom wrapped tight around his own cock.

The lovers lay naked together afterwards, limp cocks touching in between as they embraced. Vlad broke the silence, "Mmm, someone got you excited earlier didn't they, Tay?"

The rat blushed through dark chocolate fur, "There's a wolf girl. We used to date... before Dad."

Vlad cooed, "Ah, an old flame, I was wondering when we'd get to that plot point in our relationship." He giggled.

Tay rubbed his mate's chest while he spoke, "We never made it past oral sex in our time. She'd always wanted me since then. She's conveniently starting college again, just like me and we have three classes together. She cornered me today, damn near tore my pants open and her mouth was still as hot as I remembered."

Vlad nuzzled his mate as he listened, there used to be a time when I'd be upset about this sort of thing, he thought to himself. "Did you cum?"

Tay shook his head, "Nah, she wanted to save it for the 'main event'."

Vlad scratched Tay's buff chest. "And...?"

"And I left her with her panties down and her tail up. I was a good boy and only thought of you, no matter how good she was, she just wasn't you, Vlad." Tay kissed the bat.

Vlad smiled and kissed him back. "Thank you, Tay, but you probably shoulda fucked her."

Tay smooched his lover's snout, "Ya think so?"

"Yeah, sounds like she's been hungry for rat meat for a while, Babe. And you're just that irresistible, my love. She'll just keep after you until she gets what she wants."

Tay started to get hard again from the thought. He straddled his mate and touched his length to Vlad's. "You're giving me a pass on this one?"

Vlad shook his head, "Not until I meet her first, I'd like to see the bitch who thinks she can take you from me."

Tay laughed, "There's the Vlad I know."

Vlad reached between and held his circumcised member to his mate's thick, uncut malehood. "Besides, I think I've found some new tail for our next swap meet."

Tay blinked, "Really? And who might that be?"

...

Back at the restaurant, the wait staff and kitchen staff had all gone home. The main room of the establishment was empty except for one drunken pig sleeping in a booth. His wife was... somewhere else.

In the women's restroom, Frank moaned with predatory lust as he thrust his tapered cock in and out of the naked, moaning mouse he'd procured after her husband had fallen asleep. He'd hung an out of order sign on the door handle then had his way with this immensely, unsatisfied female. Apparently, that pig only kept her around his eye candy, then only stuck her with his pork sausage when it suited him, and never left her time to at least enjoy it.

Frank's been happily married with his wife, Carla for 11 years, an understanding wife that looked the other way when he stuck his cock into other women.

The mouse beneath him moaned her very appreciative orgasm before the fox jammed his knot inside and unloaded.

In the restaurant, the pig still snored.