Uncle Bob
The joy of having a smart ass uncle. XD
So I came home from school one day having to deal with a bully all day. I told my Uncle all about it. Only to have him reply with.
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, then crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get The Hell Over It. If you have any complaints about how we operate then please call 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Uncle Bob Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin.
Thanks for the comforting words Uncle. -_-