Everyone Does It with Experience
#28 of Everyone Does It
Another character focus in this episode, this time on the Romanovs, the horny old bat couple who are the ever-energetic always fun parents of Vladimir. I find it fascinating how so few stories ever focus on the elderly characters and while Nicolai and Esther are hardly elderly, I have a lot of fun writing new antics for them.
This is just another normal day in the lives of the two horniest bats this side of Texas. XD
I take another chance with this one too. I notice there are some people who like to write their characters to be more like their real-life animal counterparts. People will always give canines knots, I know of a writer on here who's written a stoat character with mammaries more like an animal's. I'm split, I like writing human cocks on characters, but I also want to try and make other characters more anatomically correct to try and keep it diverse. I've written birds with tits and cocks like people in one story, New Year's Party, then tried to do birds more like feathery reptiles in another, Love for the Birds. x3
So, I've put in a couple characters in this that are more on the extreme side of trying to make a furry character more animal-like.
Take a look inside and see how I did.
Also someone, I'm not mentioning names, said I should have more rotties in my story so if you're reading, enjoy!
Oh and another note: there is a little bit of gross humor in this one. But still, please enjoy and tell me what you think.trips and falls while backing out
Everyone Does It with Experience
The day begins, this time, in a sleepy little two-story home on Padre Island. The residents of this humble abode were two mild-mannered fruit bats, the Romanovs.
Inside, in their bedroom on the second floor, Nicolai groaned softly as his beautiful wife rode his morning wood.
His sweet Esther looked down at him with those same hazel eyes that first made a nervous teenager like him scared to even walk up to her all those years ago.
Nicolai remembered perfectly, him a short awkward teenager with broad-rimmed glasses, acne all over his young face, walking through his old high school in Brighton Beach.
Someone tripped him and he fell, dropping his book bag and spilling his math books out onto the floor.
He rubbed his bruised knees as someone walked right past him.
"Hey you! Why don't you watch what you are doing?" A female voice shouted at the person who had tripped him.
Nicolai looked up and his young near-sighted eyes beheld the prettiest bat he'd ever seen.
The badger she'd just admonished growled at her, "And why don't ya keep your fuckin' commie nose out of this, ya fuckin' Russkie bitch!"
Young Esther cussed at the teenager before her, "Tâmpitule! I am Romanian! And I will not let you get away with hurting other people just because you are bigger!" She poked his broad chest, "I am not afraid of getting expelled if it means I can make sure shit like you does not get to breed!"
The badger only got madder when she touched him, "You even try me and I'll have ya on your knees gummin' my cock when I rip your commie teeth out!"
Esther lost her temper and she punched him hard in the face, breaking his nose and knocking the large mustelid senseless.
Nicolai then blushed when the pretty bat reached out a hand to him, "Come on, we need to go!" Nicolai gulped and he touched her hand when the gym coach yanked her away from him.
"What the hell is this happy horse shit I've stumbled upon!"
Esther tried to explain herself to the furious coach.
"Save it, missy! You get your ass to the principal's office, pronto!" He didn't even give her a chance to protest and dragged her away.
"And you! Get to class!"
Nicolai squeaked, "Yes sir!" and he picked up his books then ran to his algebra class.
Nico was brought back quickly from his remembrance of that first time meeting his wife, when he felt his old balls tighten.
Esther nuzzled her mate lovingly as his cock twitched inside her and shot ribbons of his infertile seed.
...
After a post-morning-sex shower and a healthy breakfast cooked by Esther, the two bats kissed each other goodbye.
Esther had a doctor's appointment to make while Nicolai was meeting with a young couple for marriage counseling.
The bats couldn't stop themselves from sharing another drawn out french kiss before Esther forcefully broke contact by pinching her husband right on his gooch.
Nicolai held his crotch in agony while Esther blew a playful kiss at him, "I'll see you when I get home, love!"
...
Nicolai was sitting on his couch, nodding off periodically as he listened to old records that his mother had brought over from Moscow. He almost went right to sleep when his doorbell rang.
He snuffled as he rubbed the sleepiness from his eyes, "I'm coming! Hold your horses!" His old bones creaked as he stood then popped his vertebrae, "Ah, daddy needs a day in the banya one of these days." he muttered to himself. He made his way for the front door.
He struggled some with the many different locks his wife had installed on their door. He always complained to her, who could remember so many different locks? He got that done then opened the front door.
A pair of skunks stood outside on his porch.
"Ah! Mr. and Mrs. Verana, I am happy that you could come by!" He pulled on the screen door, forgetting that also needed to be unlocked. He groaned with frustration, "Excuse me, my wife with her thousand locks." He unlocked it then opened the door and stepped out to greet the married skunks.
Susan Verana giggled, "You are like my husband, Mr. Romanov, always getting upset about the tiniest things." She teased her husband who stood right beside her.
Hector, her husband muttered, "I wouldn't call burning the banana nut bread in the oven a tiny thing."
Susan tapped her hubbie on his nose, "It's just bread, we can buy some at the store."
Nicolai watched the trade between them, "Well, as a licensed counselor, I can clearly see the tension between you two. Why don't you come on in and we can get started with our session, hm?"
Hector made a condescending gesture to his wife, "Ladies first, Susie?"
She stuck her tongue at him, "Yeah ladies first." She copied the gesture.
The two of them went in.
Nicolai watched them, allowing his old eyes to explore their supple young clothed bodies before he put on his professional face. "Alright then."
The couple sat down in his living room.
"Would either of you like some coffee? It wouldn't take long for me to make some."
Susan smiled, "I would love some."
Hector cringed, "Do you have decaf?"
Nicolai kept smiling, "Nope, never touch the stuff."
Hector sighed, "I'll have mine with lots of cream then."
Nicolai nodded, "Very well." Then he disappeared into the kitchen.
Susan whispered, "Decaf, Hector?"
The male skunk whispered back, "Coffee is acidic, Susan. You know what that does to my digestion."
Susan let her smile disappear, "It makes you more bitchy?"
Nicolai could hear them from the kitchen. It sounded like he'd have to call in the heavy artillery. He pulled the aphrodisiac from his cupboard then discreetly added some to the coffee he was going to serve the skunks. He left the kitchen with two cups of coffee. He didn't need any himself, watching two random people get turned on was aphrodisiac enough for him.
Susan accepted hers with a smile, "Thank you, Mr. Romanov."
He smiled, "Please, call me Nicolai."
Hector took his and sniffed it suspiciously, "There's not cardamom in this is there?"
Susan rolled her eyes, "Just drink the nice man's coffee, dear." She drank hers.
Hector sighed, "Whatever." then drank his.
Nicolai sat before them and waited.
Susan drank more, "Mmm, this is really good, Nicolai. What's your recipe?"
He smiled, "Old family recipe."
Even Hector liked it, "Yeah, that's not bad."
The skunks drank more and more and Nicolai could already tell it was working.
Hector could feel a tickle starting from his groin.
Susan's pants started to get sticky from her vulva growing moist from the drug in her coffee.
Nicolai made his move. He sat down between the skunks, scooting closer to Susan, "Here let me help you with that."
The sweating skunkette let the male take off her vest while she fiddled with the blouse she had on.
Hector saw them and... When he'd normally be upset if he saw his wife with another male, he felt his pants tighten once her blouse came off and her breasts came out into the open.
Nicolai saw that Susan had breasts more like an animal than an evolved anthro like him. She had two regular sized breasts, then two more pairs going down her belly. He lapped her top pair while he played with her lower mammaries.
Hector, too horny to care now, took off his pants, unveiling his sheath and his uniquely shaped animal penis which stood out, bright and pink against his white groin.
Susan saw her husband's penis and licked her fangs before Nicolai caught her tongue with his teeth.
The fruit bat grinned before he pressed forward and gave a deep tongue kiss to the married skunkette.
Hector, not keen on being left out, crawled on all fours to the pair, his narrow animal dick jiggling beneath him.
Susan pulled from Nicolai to see that the old bat had taken off his pants. She gasped at his thick humanoid cock compared to her husband's curvy feral dick.
Hector crawled up right by Nicolai, the heterosexual skunk now too horny to even care about being in such close proximity with another male.
Susan saw the two males side by side. Her husband was still taller than Nicolai, more muscular too. Nicolai had a bigger cock than her mate.
The fruit bat chuckled, "Should we take this somewhere else?"
Susan growled, "Sí murciélago!"
The nude bat stood then dragged the skunks upstairs.
There, the three of them did not waste time.
Nicolai had Susan on her back before he pressed his circumcised bathood to her vulva. Just like her husband had a more animalistic penis, Susan also had a vulva more reminiscent of her four-legged cousins. Thus, she was a tighter fit than normal for Nicolai, such that the bat had to lube her up a bit. He sank inside her and the skunkette hissed from the thick cock spreading her wider than her husband could ever hope to.
Susan hooked her legs around the thrusting bat and let him have his way with her.
Hector sat there, horny, jealously watching his wife be bred by a smaller, older male. His animal dick twitched and he played with himself while he watched them. His baculum felt hard beneath the sensitive flesh of his curvy cock.
Nicolai's cock had no bone to keep it up, that was all him and the bat proudly showed with every firm push against the horny skunkette beneath him.
Susan's moans grew louder as he drew her to a climax.
Hector grew impatient. The male got into bed and laid his cock across his wife's face.
The skunkette accepted her husband's cock into her muzzle and she held him as the male skunk fucked her mouth.
Nicolai chuckled at the impromptu show he got and shamelessly lapped the male skunk's tailhole while he still mated with the skunk's wife.
Hector lost control the instant he felt that wet tongue penetrate his asshole. His glands opened and Nico got a mouthful of skunk spray.
The fruit bat gagged and fell off of Susan.
Hector quickly mounted his wife and humped her furiously making the skunkette squeak and hiss in her climax.
Nicolai lay there beside the bed, gagging on skunk musk, eyes watering from the rancid taste while he made a mental note to never surprise a skunk again.
...
While Nicolai was busy at home, Esther arrived at the Hospital for her regularly scheduled doctor's appointment. The battess had checked in with the kind old Japanese squirrel at the window then taken her seat in the waiting room.
Esther read the latest magazine gossip while she waited. She took note of different people going in or out while she flipped through pages. She rolled her eyes at an expose someone had written against gay marriage.
Eventually, the door opened and out stepped a squirrel who looked like a younger, sexier version of the one behind the check-in window. She read from her clipboard, "Mrs. Romanov?"
Esther put down the magazine she had been reading then stood up with her purse slung over her shoulder.
The squirrel smiled, "It's nice to see you again, Esther."
The battess smiled back, "You too, Sora."
The momonga girl lead Esther down the hallway until they got to a room.
Sora's friend and co-worker was there. The rottweiler girl drank apple cinnamon coffee from the new Keurig machine that had been installed. She brightened up as soon as she saw the bat. "Oh, Essie, I was hoping I'd see you sometime this week."
Esther nodded to the friendly rottie, "And to you, Ivy." She stepped onto a scale so Sora could check her weight. Esther was still a delicate little thing for such a fiery personality.
Sora wrote down the bat's weight on her clipboard then she took Esther to an empty examination room.
Ivy soon joined them and the rottie checked Esther's blood pressure.
Sora looked over the clipboard, "It says here you have a blood test scheduled for next week. Are we still okay with that?"
Esther had to think, "It's fine. My husband and I still do marriage counseling, but I don't think we have anyone scheduled for then."
Sora nodded as she scribbled on the clipboard, "Alrighty!"
The mother bat looked at the pretty squirrel, "And how are things on your end, Sora?"
The squirrel shrugged, "It's fine. This job's not nearly as sexy as I'd hoped it would be, and I begged my grandma to help me get in here. Now, I don't think this is quite the thing for me. About the only thing keeping me here are the paychecks and..." She suggestively nodded to Ivy when the rottweiler was looking away then winked to the old bat.
Ivy smiled though she pretended not to notice.
Esther got it, "Oh, it warms my heart to know a sweet thing like you is discovering herself with other people."
The door opened just then and Dr. Barnes walked in, "Ah, Mrs. Romanov! It's great to see you again." He shook the old bat's hand.
Esther smiled, "It's nice to see you too, Greggy." She attempted to steal a kiss from the widowed otter.
The otter was familiar with her teasing at this point, "Now, now, Esther, I'm sure your husband wouldn't be too happy about that."
She scoffed, "Nico would want in. Our marriage is very open."
Dr. Barnes nodded, "So you say..."
Sora passed the clipboard to Greg, "Here's Mrs. Romanov's papers, Doctor."
The otter took it, "Thank you, Nurse." He read the clipboard quickly, "Everything seems fine. Mm-hm, blood test next week. Mmm, are we up to date with vaccines?"
Essie nodded, "Of course."
He hummed as he finished looking over the information. "Well, everything is in check. How's life been, if you don't mind my asking?"
Esther's ears twitched, "It's been good. My son and his darling husband had the kinkiest little Year End Party, made us proud, that's for damn sure. Got me a good helping of weasel lovin'." She giggled while leaning seductively against Dr. Barnes.
The otter became flustered by her flirting, "I take it you really like weasels."
She rubbed his chest while she could hear the two nurses giggling, "You mustelids are always so fun and energetic, especially when I can get you in the sack." She punctuated her statement by grabbing the otter's sac through the crotch of his pants.
Barnes gulped, "I see... Well, I appreciate the sentiment but... I still have a job to do, Mrs. Romanov."
She took her hand from his pants and sniffed his musk on her palm, "Go do your job then. But afterwards, you and the lovely ladies here," She winked at Sora and Ivy, "You three come out when the hospital lets you out and we'll have ourselves our own little soiree."
The otter looked to the two young nurses, both of him smiled at him. He took a breath, "Alright, we'll take up your... Very random offer." He opened the door for her.
Esther kissed him, "I'll see you on the outside." then she walked out.
...
Back home, Nicolai had to give himself a bath in tomato paste.
Susan giggled as she scrubbed the poor old bat's headfur, "Maybe next time you won't drug us then stick your tongue in my husband's ass, eh?"
Nicolai's ears went back and he pouted like a whipped dog at the skunk who bathed him.
She kissed him on his leafy snout, "You fruit bats and your cute little puppy faces."
Hector came in then, "Cute puppy faces hiding such devious thoughts." The male skunk was damp from having just showered. He stood naked and exposed as he watched his wife scrubbing the old bat.
Nicolai laughed at his own predicament, "Things like this normally don't happen when Esther is home."
Susan smiled, "And Esther's your wife?"
Nico nodded, "That she is, the love of my life, my little sugar wings. Our marriage is very open and we're always honest about who we've been naughty with. Each night we go to bed, we talk of our adventures, then we make love. And my Esther loves to go all night."
Susan heard everything he said, "That does sound sweet. I could never picture me and Hector being like this, this couple I've babysat for in the past, I know the two of them are swingers too. I still find it hard to believe they can be so unfaithful and yet still say they love each other."
Nico nodded, "Those are my son-in-law's friends, the Rentons. I remember seeing you at the wedding. Practically everyone in our circle does it, the swinging. I know it seems strange, but it does somehow continue to renew our bonds with one another. My son and his husband have little parties they call Mate Swaps where we just switch lovers around then have fun."
Susan absorbed it all, "I still can't see myself or Hector doing that, I've never loved anyone more than I love him." She looked to her mate when she said that.
Nico chuckled, "And from how you look at him, you never shall, but... Sometimes it can be nice to share your carnal feelings with a close friend you care about, a friend like Kelly? She's into women, you know..."
Susan blushed as she thought about the squirrel she worked for as a nanny, "I didn't know that. I don't think I could do that. Not that I think there's anything wrong with liking someone who's the same sex, but... I can't imagine doing that with another girl."
Hector joked, "It'd probably better than having a dirty old pervert lick your asshole!" He snickered.
Nicolai laughed then when he calmed down, "How long have you two been together, if you don't mind my asking?"
Susan blushed, "Oh, it was at a high school party. My mother always warned me about those, but I went because all my friends were. So there I was, drinking punch by myself when in walked this tall handsome rogue who I'd never seen before."
Hector had a cocky grin, "That would be me."
She giggled and shook her head at her husband's input, "He was maybe two years older than me, I was 16. He had a flask, he gave it to me and I didn't want to be seen as uncool so I took it. It was whiskey, I nearly barfed it was so strong. Then, I drank it, and I drank some more, things were a blur after that. The next thing I remember is waking up naked in my best friend's living room next to this skunk I just met... And we didn't use protection." She cast an accusing smirk at her mate. "I missed my next period... Then that was that."
Hector crouched down by his wife, "Her daddy wanted to rip my balls out when I'd knocked up his baby girl."
Susan kissed him, "That was six years ago."
Nico smiled, "You have a child then."
Susie pulled her daughter's picture from her purse. "Her name is Lucy, she'll be six years old in July. Kelly and Jesse just love her. They're watching her for us while we're here sorting out our problem."
Nico laughed, "Well, in my professional opinion and from my experience over these last couple hours, I'd say you two don't really have a problem."
Susie sighed, "It's just that... We've been living together for five and a half years now... And we're still not legally husband and wife. I'm still trying to finish college, Hector can't get a solid job, I've been lucky enough to meet Kelly when I did. So I'm a part-time nanny for the Rentons, making me the breadwinner and..."
Hector finished for her, "And I know I should be happy for her, but I still feel I should be working so I can support Susie and Lucy. No one will take in some high school dropout, though."
Nico smiled, "I could help, or really, my son could help. Vladimir is a general manager at Casa di Pasta. He could probably pull some strings and get you a job."
Hector blinked, "Really?"
Nico nodded, "Of course."
...
Meanwhile, Dr. Gregory Barnes had checked out of his office for the evening. The otter had practically forgotten about the strange proposal given to him by that feisty old bat earlier in the day. He'd brushed it off as another strange moment, like he'd really believe a married woman would be interested in an out of shape widower like him. Deeper inside, he was nervous about having contact with anyone after his wife had been gone for the last two years.
His son had moved to New Orleans with that aardwolf, Krystal.
The otter sighed before picking up his car keys.
He rode the elevator to the ground floor and made his way out into the parking garage. He pressed the button to unlock his sedan, then looked up to see Esther leaning against his car.
The battess waved to him, "Didn't think I would actually be here did you?"
The otter stood dumbfounded that she'd actually stayed.
The woman walked right up and put her winged arms around his broad chest, "Greg, baby, when I promise someone hot old lady sex with me, I follow through on it to a fault!" She joked as she rubbed her face into the middle-aged mustelid's musky chest and inhaled his natural cologne.
Dr. Barnes gulped, his hands held at bay like he was afraid to touch her, "Mrs. Romanov, you're not that old." He could feel himself becoming aroused by her persistence. "And besides, you're married!"
Esther kissed him, "I am, and I love my Nicolai more than all the gold in the whole wide world, but a woman still has her needs, as my dear Nico understands."
Dr. Barnes stammered, "W-well, I don't know if I'd be that good... I really h-haven't been with anyone since my wife died."
Esther touched her snout to his thick neck, "And do you think April would want her husband to be all alone?"
He gulped, he had told her about April before.
"I hear tell the two of you mated for years, had eight sons... I'm sure she wouldn't want you to hog all that masculinity when there are so many lovely ladies who would happily give you more." She tugged on him while the two nurses joined them.
The Japanese squirrel, Sora held the doctor as his defenses were slowly broken down by feisty Esther.
The rottweiler, Ivy, was there too, gently nipping the good doctor on the nape of his neck.
Finally, Dr. Barnes could no longer fight it, "Alright! But not here... Somewhere else."
Esther nodded, "That's the spirit. Now come along, you three are invited to my humble beach home out on the island." Then she guided the doctor and the two nurses to her car to drive them all back to her house on Padre Island.
...
At the Romanov household, Nicolai had offered to cook something for the Verana skunks before they had to go pick up their daughter.
Susan sat in the kitchen eating the best pierogies she had ever tasted.
Nicolai's pierogies were the same meat and potatoes recipe his mother taught him.
Hector had had his fill of the delicious stuffed dumplings as well.
Susan hummed happily, "That was really good, Nicolai."
The fruit bat smiled, "I am happy to share my mother's pierogies with my friends. And while I am your counselor, I think I can safely consider you both to be my friends."
Susan looked at her watch, "Oh, it's getting late!" She nodded to Hector who got up.
Nicolai collected their plates as they got up to leave, "I'll schedule our next appointment! It was nice meeting you!"
Susan waited long enough to plant a small kiss on the bat's snout.
Nico kissed her back then gave one to Hector, making the taller male blush.
Susan giggled then kissed her mate herself, "And maybe next time, you won't have to drug us." She winked at the bat before stepping out with Hector.
Nicolai locked the screen door then closed the wooden door behind it. He took the time to rub his aching neck, "Ah, that didn't go as I'd hoped, but they were such a lovely pair." He waited as he remembered Susan's feral breasts and her tight pussy. Hector had a tight ass too, before the skunk's natural defenses killed his sex drive. He laughed at his little mishap there.
He spent the next hour washing dishes, putting the bed sheets in the washer, and other various chores to occupy himself.
He had finished wiping down the kitchen table when his alert ears picked up his wife's car pulling up outside. He stopped what he was doing to unlock the door for her. He raised an eyebrow when he saw Esther get out of her car with that otter from the hospital and those two nurses who would flirt with Nicolai whenever he was there.
Esther went right up to her loving husband and she embraced him, kissing him deeply before introducing him to her guests, Gregory Barnes and the two nurses, Sora and Ivy.
Nicolai held the taller male's thick neck, "Dr. Barnes... Are you bi?"
The otter had never been hit on by another male before, "No?"
The male bat let a grin split his foxy muzzle, "We'll see if we can change that before morning." He purred as he led the otter inside.
The three females each giggled at the doctor's embarrassed stammering before they went in to join them.