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"Oh great. Where the hell am I?" Ernest asked looking around. *Don't get me lying. I'm just as lost as you are.* Ernest groaned. "You know Carson. It would really be nice if you would actually give me a warning." Ernest said beginning to walk around. *I'm just as suprised as you are when your powers activate.* Said Carson. Ernest sighed and kept walking. Ernest looked around at all of the destroyed buildings. "The destruction. The agonizing silence. Like the calm after the storm." Said Ernest. *Where the fuck are we? New Orleans?* Asked Carson. "Carson!" Yelled Ernest. *What's up?* Asked Carson. "Too soon." Said Ernest. Suddenly, Ernest heard something coming from behind him. He slowly turned around and saw a young boy around ten years old and a black panther. Ernest looked at the boy's hand and noticed a katana. The boy screamed as he ran at Ernest. *What's wrong with him?* Asked Carson. Ernest watched as the boy got closer. *Um if you could dodge the sword that would be great.* Said Carson. Ernest stayed where he was. The boy tried to stab Ernest but failed due to being weak from hunger. The panther gasped and rushed at Ernest. *Okay. You have my permission to dodge.* Carson said getting a little anxious. Again, Ernest stayed where he was. The panther tackled him to the ground and was about to take a swing at him before he realized that he wasn't fighting back. "Why aren't you fighting back?" Asked the panther. "I sensed no murderous intent. I knew you weren't going to hurt me because you were trying to get me away from him." Said Ernest. The panther gasped and slowly backed off. Ernest slowly sat up and rubbed his head. The two looked at him in silence. Ernest returned with a blank stare. Eventually, it was the panther who had broken the silence.

"So...what brings you here?" He asked. Ernest thought about it. "My powers love screwing with me." He said. *Hah. Lame.* Said Carson. *Fuck off.* Ernest looked at the two. The boy stared at him. Ernest looked him in the eye. Meanwhile, the panther looked between the two of them. Eventually, the boy began to speak. "Big...brother." He said. Ernest gave him a confused look. "What?" He asked. The boy rushed at him and gave him a hug. Ernest slowly gave him a hug in return. They stayed like this for awhile when the boy tried to break the hug. He ran behind the panther who smiled at him. "And that's the story of how I first heard him speak a sentence." He said. Ernest couldn't help but smile. The boy whispered something to him and stood back. "He wants to know if you'll help me take care of him." Said the panther. Ernest thought about it for awhile when he smiled. "On one condition." Said Ernest. The panther raised an eyebrow. Ernest pointed to his head. "Can you hear him?" He asked. They looked at him. "Nope." Said the panther. "Okay. He wasn't important anyways." Said Ernest. *Fuck you.* Said Carson. Ernest chuckled. "Sure. I'll help you out." He said getting up. "So...my name is Shade. He doesn't have a name." Shade said introducing himself. Ernest knelt down and rubbed the boy's head. "No name huh? How bout Genesis D. Boughton?" He asked. Genesis thought about it for a minute then nodded. Ernest chuckled and looked around. "So...do you live here or are you just passing through?" Asked Ernest. "We live here. And...there's something else you should know about Genesis." Said Shade. Ernest looked at him. "See...he has this little quirk. For reasons unknown, he simply has to have someone's face in his ass whenever he isn't walking." Said Shade.

"Cool." Said Ernest. Shade led them back to their home and fed them. "Ahhh! That was good. Even if it was meatless." Ernest said rubbing his stomach. *Cool story bro.* Said Carson. "Hey. If I wanted to be bitched at, I would've gone back home. Besides, you've been a huge pain in the ass for some time." Said Ernest. Shade looked at him and laughed. "I have a feeling that you're going to be a lot of fun." He said. Ernest chuckled and looked over at Genesis. He finished his apple and reached for his belt. "Here's that quirk I mentioned." Said Shade. Ernest laid down just in case Genesis wanted to break him in, but Genesis decided to stick with familiar territory for right now. Ernest watched as Genesis skillfully sat on the panther's face. FRRRRRRRRT! Shade groaned as the fart assaulted his nose and mouth. FSSSSSST! Genesis sighed and rubbed his stomach. Shade gave his butt a few licks to help him out. Genesis moaned as he felt Shade's tongue clean the shit that he missed. Ernest watched the spectacle in amusement. Genesis grunted and after farting in Shade's mouth a few more times, began to empty his bowels. Ernest listened as Shade ate the log in a single gulp. Genesis rubbed his stomach trying to ease the pressure. Shade licked his butt causing a little moan to escape from Genesis' mouth. FSSSSSST! Genesis sighed and kept trying to push more out. *What the hell did you sign up for?* Asked Carson. *Apparently, I signed up for this.* Said Ernest. *Well this is just stupid. Is there anything we can do to take care of him without any of this?* Asked Carson. *If there is, I'll be sure not to ask.* Said Ernest. Carson growled in frustration. *Hey. My body my rules.* Said Ernest. Meanwhile, Genesis managed to finish up and was now staring at Ernest.

"Big...brother." He said. Ernest slowly got up and walked over to him. Ernest sat down next to him and hugged him. Genesis sighed as Ernest hugged him. Ernest looked at Shade and noticed that he was actually smiling. "So...if I had to guess, the reason he has to have someone's face in his ass is because he's afraid of going to the bathroom somewhere else." Said Ernest. "I thought that to. But he goes and urinates somewhere else. Not sure why." Said Shade. Ernest looked around at the floor. Suddenly, he began to laugh. "Hey. It's the ground...isn't it?" Ernest asked rubbing Genesis' head. Genesis looked at him and nodded. Shade chuckled. Ernest hugged him a little tighter. "I don't know why. But for some reason I really don't mind being under his ass. I think I'm used to it." Said Shade. Ernest looked at him and chuckled. He then tapped Genesis on the head. "Do you feel like breaking me in now?" He asked. *Dick!* Yelled Carson. Ernest ignored him and waited for him to answer the question. Genesis thought about it and then smiled. Ernest took it as a yes and laid down. Genesis pulled his pants down and sat on his face. He moaned as he felt his ass engulf Ernest's face. Ernest sniffed around trying to get a feeling of how his ass smells. FSSSSSST! Ernest sniffed his fart and waited for another one. *He still seems pretty shy.* Said Carson. Ernest smiled. *I would really be suprised if he wasn't. He's farting on the face of a complete stranger.* Said Ernest. Genesis rubbed his stomach again and farted in his mouth. Ernest cautiously licked his butt to try and help him out. Genesis moaned as he finally began to relieve his bowels into Ernest's mouth. *Not as bad as I thought it would be.* Said Ernest. Carson chuckled in amusement.

Genesis looked back at him and blinked. Ernest licked his butt again and nodded. Shade was watching the whole thing in amusement. Genesis grunted and pushed another log of shit down Ernest's throat. Ernest gave his butt a few licks and felt Genesis get up. Ernest got up and rubbed his head. Ernest smiled and then rubbed Genesis' head. Genesis gave him another hug and laid down on Shade's back. "Well? How was it?" He asked. Ernest smiled. "Nothing I can't handle." He said. Shade chuckled and looked at Genesis. "It's not going to be easy...but I'm glad you're here to help me take care of him." He said. Ernest nodded and rubbed Genesis' back. They sat there for awhile when Genesis got up and began to walk out of the hut. Ernest and Shade got up and began to follow him. They walked around the town until Genesis stopped in front of a convenience store. Shade walked in and grabbed a bunch of groceries and then walked out. Genesis then led them to a candy store and just like the convenience store, Shade walked in and grabbed bagfuls of candy for him and Ernest. He then led them back to the hut and waited for Shade to lay down. Ernest smiled as he began to munch on an apple. *I get the feeling that we're basically his bitch until we find out what it is we're supposed to do here.* Said Carson. Ernest laughed uncontrollably. "The sad thing is, you might actually be right." Said Ernest. Shade looked at him. Ernest shrugged and ate his apple. They sat there eating when Genesis spoke up. "Big brother..." He said holding out his arms. Ernest walked over to him and hugged him. "He's tired." Said Shade. Ernest yawned and leaned back against the wall. "Me too." He said. They laid down next to each other and eventually fell asleep.

To be continued...