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They were out in the middle of a field of flowers. Albus Kane, a blue lion and our protagonist, was embracing Jemeniah Harberie, whom he called Jem. A brown fox with a lovely body, she also had exactly the personality he was looking for: nerdy, tough, intelligent, caring, and non-judgmental, to name a few traits. They started rolling around in the field of flowers, laughing and playing with each other's fur. In this series, Albus sounds halfway Hayden Christiansen's Anakin Skywalker and Prince Zuko, by the way.

They eventually settled down, and Jem was right on top of Albus. They were still fully clothed, by the way. Jem looked into Albus's eyes, and they both smiled very wide smiles. Tears of happiness started rolling down their cheeks.

"I never want this moment to end for the rest of my life." Albus said, and in response, Jem said "Then let's make it last for as long as we can".

Jem's voice sounds like Grey DeLisle's voice for Padme from the OG Clone Wars animated cartoon, by the way. Make of that what you will.

"And I want you to promise me that you'll never leave me. I don't know how I made it as long as I did without you.", Albus requested, with the uneasy-sounding voice you usually get when you're crying.

"I promise, and I don't see how I survived without you either" she answered, and then they started passionately kissing, holding each other's heads and bodies close to their own. This went on for almost an hour, before they finally got up.

"Let's go home and finally consummate this. I've waited for too long to make love to you for the first time" Albus suggested. "That sounds like a wonderful idea" She replied.

They got in a limo waiting for them on a nearby small road, and they were driven to Albus's home. One thing that could easily be noticed about it is that it is rather luxurious. They got to Albus's bedroom, and undressed. Then, Jem put on a 14-inch, double-ended strap-on, and started pegging him. They were in the missionary position so that they could still embrace and kiss each other. It was still really rough sex, though.

They both moaned with pleasure as every single moment felt like they were in heaven. Jem reached orgasm first. "OH OH OH OH AHHH OH MY GOD YES AAAAAH!!!!" She cried, as it looked like there was a waterfall coming from her vajayjay, and had a look on her face like she was listening to someone at the DMVs talk about the boring parts of their day, only with a silly, ultra-wide smile, wide-open mouth and she was also blushing. She was blushing a lot. As in like a lot.

Her moans sounded like zombies, only instead of being frightening, they were sexy hot. She grabbed Albus's face and started kissing him like each of them was eating something the way wild animals eat things. If it was possible to taste sound, then Albus would taste her moans, and they would taste better than even Reese's cups AND orange Crush. Then he came. It was a few seconds later, and it was building up very quickly. He started moaning, purring and sighing louder and louder, until he finally came harder than any SATs could dream of being, and the orgasm was more intense than any judgmental stare that he has ever gotten.

And then he woke up. His alarm clock was a program on his futuristic phone, and the sound it made was the Tetris theme. And no, he doesn't live in a mansion, but a three-room apartment in the don't-go-anywhere-near-strangers part of town, in LA. He pulled off his blanket, and noticed a massive cumstain on the blanket and the bedsheets. "God fuckity fucking dammit. The cleaning lady's gonna be really fuckin pissed. Oh, well" he said, gasping in between every few words.

He was about to begin his new day working as an assistant to Farrah Ferrera, CEO of Useless Trinkets Incorporated, aka UTI. Now, the reason for their success is that since the onset of globalization and, thus, tourism, there has always been a large and overt demand for useless trinkets. He looked at the clock, and noticed that the day of his first day of work was his 18th birthday, because of course it was. Chance was never remotely on his side before, so why would it be now? The time was 8:00 AM, and he had to be there by 9:30 at the latest, being that he was in no position to get away with being late.

Thus, he had a very quick breakfast. He ate a banana, taking note of the vaguely phallic shape. Then he drank some maple syrup straight out of the bottle. Finally, he made himself a peanut butter-and-jelly waffle sandwich, which he loved eating. He ate it quickly and enjoyed it immensely. He quickly but on his boring-looking suit and tie, and a silly hat. This silly hat looked like a fedora, but had a much wider brim, and eight horns, circling around the part that your head goes in. It looked like this because it was part of the local culture of that specific part of LA. It snows in LA, now, by the way. Fucking climate change.

NEXT TIME ON JUST ONCE: Albus gets through the annoying clusterfuck that is UTI HQ, encountering stupid person after stupid person after asshole after asshole. Will he make it to the board room meeting on time? Find out next time on Just Once!