Ernest and Chopper's Island Alone Time Part I
Looks like I've found myself in another "embarrassing" situation. After a quick misunderstanding, I figure out that I'm now being farted on by the doctor of the Straw Hat pirates, Tony Tony Chopper. And what makes it even better, we're stuck on an island that Chopper just so happens to be resting at. I don't own One Piece.
*Ugh! Where am I?* Ernest asked himself as he began to wake up. He felt the area beneath him and noticed that it had a stretchy, cotton feel to it. He then noticed that he was moving. *What the fuck? What's going on?* He asked rubbing his head. It hurt like crazy for some reason. He kept exploring the area underneath him when he suddenly felt something big brush up and down his back. Ernest poked the fabric out a bit. Suddenly, he heard a rumbling above him and felt a lot of pressure being put on his body. "Well, I've been looking for an excuse to let all of this gas out. I may not be able to hear you gag on it, but I'll still have fun little bug." Ernest groaned as he tried to clean the cobwebs from his brain. "That voice sounds really familiar. But...why?" He asked. Suddenly, everything hit him. Ernest quickly felt the fabric again and groaned. He then turned on his back and felt the area above him. "SON OF A..." Ernest didn't have time to finish his sentence as a huge fart blasted him square in the face. Ernest coughed and retched as his sense of smell was violated by that fart. BRRRRRRNT! BRRRRRRRRRRNT! "MMMPH! MMMPH! MMMPH!" Ernest screamed trying to get free of the creature that was farting on him. Ernest got an idea. He weakly pounded at the creature's ass. "Awww! You're done already? You're boring!" Complained the creature. *Let's see how boring you find me when I get out of here and beat you to a pulp.* Ernest thought to himself. A very long, loud, and smelly fart assaulted his nose causing Ernest to cough violently. Ernest managed to hold on long enough to fake passing out. Ernest felt the creature's hand grab him and was about to pounce when he heard the creature gasp. "A-a human? Oh no. Oh no! Are you okay?! Please say something!" Begged the creature.
Ernest looked up at his tormentor and saw that it was the reindeer doctor of the Straw Hat pirates...Tony Tony Chopper. Ernest sat up and rubbed the back of his head. "I'm fine." He said. Chopper sighed with relief and gently put him down. Ernest attempted to find out how much he could grow only to find out that it was about 1ft 4in. Chopper looked at his feet. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to torture you like that." He said. Ernest looked at him and leapt at the reindeer causing him to yelp in surprise. Ernest ended up hugging him. "Don't worry about it. Now that I'm back to...a more manageable height, I won't mind you doing it again." He said. Chopper looked at him. "Really? You...liked it?" He asked. Ernest smiled and nodded. Chopper looked at him. Ernest held out his hand. "I'm Ernest by the way. Ernest T. S. Boughton." Chopper held out his hoof. "Tony Tony Chopper." He said shaking his hand. Silence enveloped the space between them both. "Are you ready?" Asked Chopper. Ernest smiled. "Waiting on you." He said. Chopper giggled and opened the back of his pants. Ernest hopped off of Chopper's hand and did a swan dive into his pants. Chopper giggled as he felt Ernest sniff his butt. Chopper farted in his nose and began to walk. "I'm hungry." Chopper said looking around. *Now that I think about it, I'm hungry too.* Ernest thought to himself. Chopper looked around for awhile when he came across an apple tree. "Ernest? You want an apple?" Asked Chopper. Ernest climbed out of his pants and looked up. "Yeah. Don't mind if I do." He said. Chopper reached for the apples and recoiled as it squished in his hoof. "On second thought, I think I'll be fine." Said Ernest. Chopper groaned. "This is the only tree on the island! There's nothing else!" Yelled Chopper.
Ernest thought to himself for a few minutes when he got an idea. He brought up a menu and saw the available fish. "Are any of these edible?" He asked showing Chopper the menu. "About as edible as those apples." Complained Chopper. Ernest sighed. He then opened up another menu while listening to Chopper's complaining. "I'm hungry!" Yelled Chopper. Ernest clicked on a picture of an apple and gave it to Chopper. Chopper took the apple and looked at it. Ernest took a bite of an apple to show Chopper that it was safe. Chopper smiled and took a bite out of his. "Mmmmm. Yummy! Thanks." He said. Ernest smiled and nodded. They ate there apples and Chopper reached out his hand for another one. "There's no need." Said Ernest. Chopper got confused before yelping and clutching his stomach. Ernest chuckled. "See. One apple equals one square meal. You should be good for now." He said. Ernest then smiled and reached for the back of Chopper's pants. Chopper giggled and opened the back of his pants for him. Ernest smiled and climbed in and settled down. Chopper released the elastic and leaned back against the tree. Ernest sniffed around his butt and gave his tailhole a quick lick causing Chopper to squirm a bit. Ernest saw how happy it made him and gave his butt another lick. Chopper shuddered and squirmed. Ernest was about to lick his butt again when Chopper farted in his mouth. MMMPH!" Chopper giggled as he heard Ernest gagging on his fart. BRRRRRRNT! BRRRRRRRRRRNT! FSSSSSST! Ernest groaned and gagged on the godawful stench. Chopper smiled in satisfaction as he heard Ernest gagging again. Ernest struggled under Chopper's tailhole, but it only succeeded in getting Chopper to squirm around. FSSSSSST! FRRRRRRRT! BRRRRAAAAP! PSSSSSHHT!
Ernest yelled and thrashed against Chopper's butt. Chopper farted in Ernest's nose and mouth again. Ernest's struggles got weaker and Chopper pulled him out of his pants. Ernest groaned as he tried to get fresh air. Chopper looked at him. "I'm sorry I went too far. The power just kinda got to me." He said. Ernest weakly chuckled and sat up. "It's fine." He said. Chopper looked at him and licked his lips. "Uh, Chopper? Why are you staring at me like that?" Asked Ernest. Chopper shook his head. "Sorry. It's nothing Mr. Cotton Candy." Said Chopper. Ernest looked at him. "Sure. One second." He said. Chopper got confused. "And my name isn't cotton candy, it's Ernest." He said looking back at him. Chopper looked at him and shook his head again. Ernest chuckled and went back to what he was doing. A few minutes later, Ernest turned to face Chopper. "You want some cotton candy?" He asked. Chopper perked up and licked his lips. Ernest quickly opened a menu and covered himself in cotton candy. Ernest could tell that Chopper was going crazy. "Waiting on you." He said. Chopper lunged at him and in one swift motion, Ernest found himself being chewed up by the reindeer's teeth. "Mmmmm! Cotton candy!" Yelled Chopper. Ernest wasn't in total pain, but he was in pain. He expanded the cotton candy around his body and waited for Chopper to swallow him. Chopper gave him a few more bites before reaching into his mouth and pulling Ernest out. "You big silly, I love cotton candy, but that doesn't mean I'm going to eat you." He said giving Ernest a playful lick. Ernest smiled as he was licked. "I had a feeling, but I prepared myself just in case." He said. Chopper looked at him. "Do...you want me to eat you?" He asked. Ernest thought about it.
"Sure. I've always wondered what it was like to be digested. Besides, I did place precautions, so I'm good to go." He said. Chopper smiled and was about to pick him up when he noticed how full he was. "I think I'll have you be dinner. I'm to full right now." He said laying down on his stomach. Ernest smiled and nodded. They laid there talking to each other, when Ernest brought up an interesting point. "Wait so...you ate Data Data Fruit, and became a Data Modification Human?" Asked Chopper. Ernest smiled. "Uh-huh. And now, I can take any type of data and manipulate it to fit my surroundings." He said. Chopper looked at him. "Like when you eat me for dinner today, I can use my powers to not only keep my head intact while my body is being digested, but once I'm done with whatever I want to do, I can regenerate my body to its natural form." Ernest said sitting up. Chopper smiled and sat up as well. Ernest looked through the menu and pulled out a pair of needless and some yarn. "What you doing?" Asked Chopper. Ernest smiled and quickly knitted the yarn together. "Making you a pair of underwear." He said. Chopper looked at him in confusion. "Why" He asked. "Because I can. And I'm bored out of my skull. And it'll help make sure that I'll smell every fart you release." Said Ernest. Chopper giggled. "Sounds like fun." He said. Ernest smiled as the underwear began to take shape. Two minutes later, he was done and began to work on a new shirt for Chopper. "And done. Here you go." Ernest said handing the clothing to Chopper. Chopper put the underwear on first. "They're so soft!" Said Chopper. Ernest blushed as Chopper turned around and shook his butt. Chopper saw this and winked causing Ernest to cough and hand him his new shirt. Chopper giggled as he put it on.
"So soft! Huh? Mugiwara." He said reading the symbol written on his shirt. Chopper giggled and gave Ernest a hug. Ernest smiled and hugged him back. Chopper grinned as he put his butt in Ernest's face. Ernest groaned as his face was pushed against Chopper's butt. Chopper smiled and nodded. "You know you want it. Come on." He cooed. Ernest smiled and laid down on the ground. Chopper sat on his face and murred as Ernest's face sank into his buttcrack. Ernest sniffed around and let the musk from Chopper's ass fill his head. Chopper looked back at him and smiled. "I got something for you." He said. Ernest smiled as a huge fart was blasted on his face. "Ahhhh! Doesn't that smell really good?" Asked Chopper. Ernest chuckled and rubbed his butt. "A little lower." Said Chopper. Ernest chuckled and went lower. "A little bit lower." Said Chopper. Ernest moved lower. "Ahhhh! That's it. Right there." Moaned Chopper. Ernest smiled as he listened to the reindeer moan and whine. BRRRRRRNT! FSSSSSST! Ernest sniffed his farts and rubbed his butt some more. Chopper smiled and rubbed his butt all over Ernest's body. A few minutes later, Ernest heard a growling noise. He then felt Chopper get up. "Dinnertime. Are you ready?" He asked. Ernest smiled. "One second." He said pulling out his menu. Ernest scanned the menu and made some quick adjustments. Ernest looked at the menu and smiled as he covered his body in cotton candy. Ernest held up his finger and kept looking at his menu. Ernest could smell the anxiety and impatience coming from Chopper's body. "And...go." He said. Chopper lunged at him and smiled as he shoved him into his mouth. Chopper moaned as he ran his tongue all over Ernest's body. "Mmmmm. You're really yummy!" He yelled. Ernest couldn't talk due to being constantly suffocated by Chopper's tongue.
Chopper chewed on Ernest's body a bit longer before stopping. "Here we go." He said. Ernest smiled as he felt himself moving to the back of Chopper's mouth. Ernest remained as still as possible as he was pushed down Chopper's throat. Ernest felt Chopper murr as he was pushed through his throat. A few minutes later, Ernest found himself falling and swimming in Chopper's stomach acid. "Ahhhhhh! So filling. I'm gonna go to sleep. Is that fine?" Asked Chopper. Ernest chuckled and pulled up a message. ""Yeah. It's fine." He said. Chopper read the message and laid down. Ernest went to sleep as well and waited for his body to digest. While they slept, Ernest's body was completely digested. And while his body traveled to Chopper's intestines, his mind, face, and throat, traveled to the reindeer doctor's rectum and ass. About five hours later, Chopper yawned and began to wake up. "Morning sleepyhead." Said Ernest. Chopper looked around and tried to find him. "In case you're trying to find me, I transformed myself into your ass." Said Ernest. Chopper screamed in surprise. Ernest chuckled and pulled up a mirror. Chopper pulled his pants down and looked at Ernest. Ernest opened his eyes. "Hello buddy!" He said. Chopper smiled and pulled his pants back up. "Well...that's pretty interesting." He said. Ernest laughed. "So what do we do now?" Asked Chopper. "What the hell do you mean by we? I'm your ass remember?" Asked Ernest. Chopper giggled and began to walk around. "You feel so natural. It's actually pretty awesome." Chopper said sitting under a tree. Ernest smiled. "Hey Ernest." Said Chopper. "Yeah." Said Ernest. "These underwear feel like a diaper/underwear mix." Said Chopper. Ernest chuckled. "That's because it is." He said. Chopper smiled and chuckled.
Suddenly, Ernest felt pressure on his throat. "Well in that case, let's put them through their paces." Said Chopper. Ernest chuckled and waited for him to begin. Chopper rubbed Ernest/his butt and pushed. Ernest felt the reindeer's shit slide down his throat and waited for it to be expelled from his mouth. Ernest moaned as Chopper's shit came from his mouth and filled his underwear. Ernest had placed his nose between the base of Chopper's tail and his tailhole so that it wouldn't feel left out of the action. Ernest listened as he heard Chopper grunting and filling his new underwear. Minutes later, Chopper was done doing his business and stood back up. "Oh wow! It held up really well. But I feel like something else needs to be tested..." Chopper said beginning to think. Suddenly, he grinned and without a second thought, sat down on the ground. Ernest coughed and groan as he was pushed into the reindeer's shit. Chopper giggled and mushed his poop against Ernest's "face". "I'm sorry. I couldn't resist." Giggled Chopper. Ernest groaned. "Ernest? Could...you maybe...change back to your old body?" Chopper asked pulling his pants off. Chopper then took his underwear off in order to let Ernest answer. Ernest gasped as he tried to get fresh air. "Sure. Give me a minute." He said beginning to focus. Ernest focused his thoughts and in about ten minutes, he was to the way he was. He had even regained his original height. Chopper looked at him and smiled. "You want some homemade chocolate?" Chopper asked handing Ernest his underwear. Ernest smiled and began to eat the shit that filled his underwear. Chopper looked at him like he was crazy. "What? You asked me if I wanted it." Said Ernest. "It was a joke." Said Chopper. Ernest looked at him. He then shrugged and went back to eating.
Twenty minutes later, Ernest was done licking and eating all of the shit that was in Chopper's underwear and gave them back to him. "I can't believe you actually ate all of it." Said Chopper. Ernest chuckled and rubbed his head. "I can't either. But your underwear did need to be cleaned somehow." He said. Chopper smiled and put his underwear back on. Ernest laid down on his back and closed his eyes. Suddenly, he sat right back up. "COLD!!!" He yelled shivering. "I was about to warn you about that. It's a common thing around here." Chopper said handing him a sleeping bag. Ernest unfolded the sleeping bag and crawled inside. Chopper smiled as he transformed into his Walk Point. He then reached into his bag and pulled out a mask. "Now comes your fee." He said. Ernest looked at him and smiled. "I'm ready to pay." He said. Chopper let him put the mask on before he put Ernest's hands in the sleeping bag and tightened the opening. Ernest noticed that the mask had a hole just big enough to get a kiwi through. Chopper smiled and sat straight up with his back against the tree. Chopper took one last look at him before laying down on the lower half of his body. "Oops, I almost forgot." He said shoving his butt in Ernest's face. Ernest smiled and closed his eyes. FRRRRRRRRRT! BRRRRRRRRRRNT! "MMMPH! " Yelled Ernest. Chopper giggled and laid down to go to sleep. BRRRRRRNT! BRRRRRRRRRRNT! FSSSSSST! Ernest groaned and gagged on the godawful stench that came from the reindeer's ass. *I really am boring.* Ernest thought to himself as he began to pass out. With one last fart in his face, Ernest was out like a light. Ten minutes later, Chopper reached back and removed the mask from his face and laid down with his bare ass engulfing Ernest's face. "Good night Ernest. I love you." He said. And with that, Chopper fell asleep.
To be continued..