The Pill - Sugar and Spice

Story by Xadera on SoFurry

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This is CheezyWEAPON's request. He even drew a cover image http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2679362 =3

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The chair creaked and squealed as it scratched across the pavement of the town park. Pale hands adjusted it until it was perfectly lined up before the table. A petite rear, hidden beneath black fabric, sat down softly. The hands moved over the front of the long dress, carefully ironing it down. The legs crossed, followed by some more shifting and ironing, until finally everything peculiar was well hidden. The skinny little girl let out a sigh as she waited for her next client to come, which was going to be a while since she had arrived twenty minutes early to make all those preparations.

So, she waited.

And waited.

And waited...

Though the right side of her face was hidden by her dark hair, the lid of the left eye of the gothic girl began lazily drooping. Her already poor posture curved more as drowsiness overcame her bored-to-death soul. ‘Til a shrill, painfully lighthearted voice drilled like needles into her ears.

"Ohh Ciiinn-derrr~"

Cinder's eyes narrowed and quivered from the torturous call, her hair practically curling upon itself in irritation. Beyond awake, her head shivered as she twisted it towards her client. The pig-tailed blonde that bounced towards her was even shorter than she, but that only meant the merriness was all the more dense. Not that there was anything wrong with the girl. She was dreadfully nice to everyone and was always gushing with cheer. Hence why she was a cheerleader. It was just that every perky, perfect thing about her annoyed Cinder in the most sinister way possible. But, the principal had sent her to Cinder for tutoring, and Cinder just had to grin and bear it.

"Bubbles...," she greeted with such distaste that she nearly spit her own tongue from her mouth. "You're late..." By about twenty minutes, to be exact.

"Sooo-rryyy," the sugary-sweet voice made Cinder shudder with a diabetic migraine. "The practice went a little late. I didn't even have time to change~!" Bubbles gave a little pout.

Sure enough, the despicably pleasant girl was donning her ridiculously tight and excessively revealing light-blue uniform. Her body had blossomed quite early and left her with all the right curves, amplified by her diminutive height, and thus made her extremely popular for it. Though, recently her naiveté and virginity had been called into question as her rear and chest ballooned within her standard uniform to insane proportions while her waistline remained perfectly slim. Even now her tits bulged out from underneath her shirt as she bounced over to Cinder, her hips swaying with child-bearing girth. People had begun to think she was somehow pregnant or taking hormones. Cinder, on the other hand, figured she was simply inflating with the air from her own head.

::CRASH!::

The chair on the other side of the table skidded and screeched as Bubbles plowed into it. The ditzy girl had lost her footing in her childish prancing and leaned into the metallic seat in probably the least supportive way possible. Cinder just stared and waited as Bubbles clambered over the chair, lifting and dropping it again and again with her uncoordinated attempts. This was nothing new...

"Hehe, oops~" Bubbles knocked her own head lightly as she finally managed to sit down without incidence. Cinder could have sworn she heard it echo.

"So..." Cinder shuffled through the papers she had organized beforehand. "The other day we were talking about the physics of gravity. What goes up must come down." She quickly added under her breath, "Unlike certain people..."

"Oh, yeah, I don't get that. Like, what about balloons? I see them always go up, but have you ever seen one come down? And, like, what about rocket-ships? They go boom-shoooom and blast off with all that fire and stuff until they disappear in the sky. Though, they do come down on the Moon, I suppose... Does that mean the Moon is somewhere here on Earth?" Bubbles rant came to an abrupt halt as she curiously stared back at Cinder, her head cocked to the side while she waited for an answer. A bird-brain if there ever was one.

Cinder ground her knuckles against her forehead. If only she could actually dig inside and put her brain out of its misery... "No... The Moon is in space. And balloons are made to be lighter than air, so they float on the air like a raft would on water... What I'm talking about is... What I mean is... You've experienced gravity all the time! Think about when you're thrown up in the air while you're cheering. I'm sure you feel gravity pull you back down then."

Bubbles placed a finger on her lips and stared into the sky, probably pondering if she was about to float off like those balloons she had mention. "Yeah, but... I always thought that was because all my sweat dripped off and cooled me down. ‘Cause cool air always drops, right? I mean, I got so hot doing all those cheers. Just look at me!" She pushed her massive chest over the table. Her shirt squealed to hold back her chest, her cleavage heaving with every breath like it had a squishy, supple life of its own. "I'm still all sweaty! If I let it all drip off of me, then I'll probably sink into the dirt!"

Despite Bubble's mind-numbing claims, Cinder didn't respond. Her eyes locked onto the enormous melons that Bubble displayed before her, hypnotized by their jiggling; the beads of sweat glistening and making the fruit all the more enticing. To make matters worse, the collar of the shirt was slowly stretching down, the breast-meat fighting for its freedom from the restricting cloth.

"-and I mean, like, even my panties are getting a little wet. I don't know about you, but I would absolutely die if I lifted up my leg while I was cheering and things were so soaked through that people could see my naughty bits like they could right now." Bubbles had continued to drone on incessantly during Cinder's trance, but the last few lines renewed Cinder's attention to what the blonde bimbo was saying.

"You wanna see?"

As innocent and inappropriate as the question was, Cinder couldn't help but nod. A strangely eager curiosity compelled her. "Sure..."

"Okay!" ... "Wah!"

As elegantly as she had first sat down, Bubbles tried to stand back up. She flailed as she fell backwards, chair and all, and hit the ground with a soft thud. She nearly knocked herself out as her ample chest flung into her face by the shirt that had been reduced to a mere sling for the tits. Cinder almost had the desire to lean forward for a better view as she saw Bubbles legs split over opposite ends of the table. Not that she needed to since Bubbles sprung right back up and, with her cheerleader flair and a tremendous amount of jiggling, kicked a leg high enough to catch it, hugging it against her shoulder. Still rather flexible, despite her endowments.

"See?" With her free hand, Bubbles outlined her exposed crotch with a finger.

However, Cinder didn't require any pointing as her eyes peeled over every detail of Bubble's sex. The major labia were so enormously engorged that the bloomers had no chance of containing them as they were pulled tight to cover her burgeoning rear. Instead, the bloomers merely squished the minor labia deeper into the slit. Of course, the girl was so naïve about naughty matters that she had never considered wearing panties underneath them, so the flesh wet with sweat made the taut light-blue fabric fairly translucent, leaving very little left to Cinder's imagination. And with every breath Bubbles took in the straining stance, her abdominal muscles flexed enough such that the bloomers were sucked slightly inside the stretched-open hole. Bubbles' vagina was practically taunting Cinder, visibly pulsating to accelerate the beating of Cinder's heart.

While staring at it, Cinder also couldn't help but think how gigantic Bubbles' vulva seemed. Bubbles was smaller than her, but was she really that much bigger than her down there? Cinder's hand slowly drifted to her own waist with the intent to check. Yet, as her hand pressed into her dress, she noticed something else that was far too big.

Her eyes went wide and her face flushed in horror. She squirmed in her seat, trying to find a way out. Her petite hands dove into her bag, shuffling through until they came out with a few sheets of paper. Without even looking at them, she tossed the papers onto the table along with some pencils.

"That's very nice, Bubbles, but we need to get back to work!" There was a slight quiver of fear and weakness in Cinder's voice. "Here's some problems I prepared for you. I want you to sit here and do them while I go and, umm... relax behind those bushes!"

Bubbles' leg dropped back down with a tiny slurp and she haphazardly hopped back up onto her chair. "Oh, okay."

Within seconds Bubbles' brain was smoking with effort as she began to read the papers, nibbling on one of the pencils. A perfect distraction. Cinder slipped down from her own seat and immediately started to hunch forward. She really needed the extra slack in her dress... Like Morticia Addams, Cinder shuffled her feet to her destination, trying to keep her legs crossed and the monster contained. She looked around, making sure nobody could see her, and dived behind the bushes for her ‘rest'.

...

Nearly one, whole, entire minute passed in complete silence.

"Ciiin-derrr~ This paper doesn't have any problems on it. It says it's an order form for some sort of Japanese real do-lo-wo-ahh!"

"AHH!" Cinder cried out as the buxom blonde in pig-tails tripped through the bushes and landed on top of her, sending them both tumbling over the ground.

They came to a halt in the grass. Bubbles' chest heaved above Cinder, her smaller body straddling that of the goth's as her hands flanked Cinder's head, preventing any major injury. It took a few moments for their heads to stop swirling in confusion.

"Are you okay Cinder?"

"Yeah. But, uhh... You're sitting on top of me..."

"Oh I'm sorry!" Bubbles tried to hop up but slammed back down on Cinder with an "Oof."

"Ow..." Cinder flinched from a sharp pain all about her body. "Why'd you do that?..."

"Something is holding- A PENIS!"

Cinder's face burned bright red as she followed Bubble's gaze to the deep cleavage. Peeking through the plump flesh throbbed a familiar head. Thanks to her interrupted ‘rest', a giant drop of clear fluid pulsed out onto Bubble's breasts, making the skin glisten even more than it already had been. She watched in horror as the drop slipped down over cheerleader's shirt and slowly stretch down to her own face, kissing her on the cheek before drooling down her jaw and into her hair.

Cinder looked longingly to the pile of leather belts that lay several feet away, wishing she had never removed them. In desperation, she tried to explain herself. "Umm, I-. It-. You â€". It was-. It's just-." She ended her stammering as Bubbles looked to the cock-head that swelled in her chest, waiting for her world to fall apart.

The cheerleader stood up a little on all fours so she could see past her fleshy mountains and to the rest of the shaft that reached all the way back to Cinders' groin. The black dress had been hiked up to Cinder's waist and cantaloupe-sized testicles slowly squirmed with her staring. Remaining on all fours, Bubbles just turned back to Cinder with eyes wide and full of surprise. Her lips slowly parted.

"I didn't know girls could have penises! I mean, I never read anything like that and all the videos I watched only the guys had a penis, though I did read something about the clitoris being a lot like a penis so I guess if one grew really big it'd be a penis, right? Though, yours is HUGE compared to all the guys I saw, like as big as the horses' in some of those videos which the guys couldn't even compare to, like, is that normal for girls who have penises? Actually, now that I think about it, I did see a lot of girls with penises online, but none of them were real, they were all drawn and they were called something like ‘futa' or something, I don't really remember, and there was this one guy who drew a ton of girls with really big penises, just like yours, and even had this snake girl who actually had two penises and-"

"BUBBLES!" The incessant rambling sent Cinder's irritation meter into the red, making her forget her troubles in the sudden urge to stop the bimbo's mouth. And it did so, a little too well. Bubbles stared back at the goth in silence, waiting curiously for the next word and delving Cinder even deeper into embarrassment. "Umm..."

Bubbles suddenly flashed Cinder a large grin. "You wanna have SEX?!"

Cinder blinked back at Bubbles with surprise. It took her a few moments for the words to fully register. She opened her mouth to answer defensively, but an earlier thought jumped to mind. "I thought you didn't know about such things?"

"Welllll... I didn't. Until like two weeks ago. I was really hungry so I splurged on my diet and stopped at some burger place. The burger was really, really nasty tasting and by the time I got home, I didn't feel so good. I started feeling kinda itchy between my legs, and then really itchy, and then so very really itchy that I couldn't take my hand from it because it felt really very good to rub. I went online and searched all I could, to see if I should go to the doctor or something, but the most popular thing I saw that described my problem was something called ‘being horny' and the only way to really cure it was with ‘masturbation' or ‘sex'. It said girls mostly needed someone with a penis to have sex and since I don't know any guys that would want to lend me their penis, I started masturbating and ohhhh, did it feel so very very really really nice~ But the itch never actually went away, it just got, like, stronger or something. But now you're here and you have a penis and it's so hard it means that you want

to have sex with me, right?!"

It took Cinder a few moments to reduce the rambling into a more coherent statement for her mind to digest. When it finally did, her cock jerked in Bubbles tits with a new stream of pre-cum that slobbered back over her face. The blush in her cheeks made her ignore the mess as she began to stammer once more "Ye-. I-. C-Can it even fit?"

Bubbles scanned the two-and-a-half foot long member with her eyes once more.

"I think so... I mean, when I started masturbating, I started with a pen. Then I started using a finger, and then two fingers, and then three fingers, and then a banana, and then my whole hand, and then just the other day I used a pretty big cucumber, so I think I should be able to fit most of it... maybe."

Cinder gazed back in astonishment. From pen to cucumber in two weeks?! Another gob spilled over her face just thinking about it. "Umm... Okay, we can have sex..."

"Yaaayy! Thank you, thank you, thank you so much! Just thinking about it is making my clitoris into a penis!"

"What?!" Bubbles was just full of surprises today.

"Oh, well, it's not as big as yours yet, but its been growing pretty fast, especially when I get really horny and wet like I am now."

Bubbles slid a foot across the ground so her knee stuck up into the air while the other stayed in the grass, spreading her thighs wide. She moved to the side so Cinder could see past the cock that blocked the view and pulled back her skirt. The bloomers may have been wet with sweat before, but now they were literally dripping with fluid, just like what the glans in her cleavage was doing. It was amazing how much the slit was flooding in just the few seconds since she had propositioned Cinder. Yet, what was even more amazing was the appendage that scraped at the nearly translucent material. About three inches long, Bubbles' clitoris was so erect that it pointed forward from her vulva, her frenulum dangling from its well-defined cleft.

"You really are horny...," Cinder stated rather bluntly. "But if we're going to do this, I need you to follow one rule."

"Okay! What is it?"

"Stop talking so much..."

"Okay!"

Bubbles was overjoyed as she unsheathed Cinder's cock from her cleavage. Cinder's eyes rolled up into her head at the wondrous sensation, but didn't get to enjoy it for too long as Bubbles had no intention of continuing with the tit-fuck. In fact, she was so eager that she didn't even bother to remove her bloomers. As soon as the glorious cock rolled over her belly and to her waist, she flipped the skirt over the glans and sat right back down onto it. The head easily lodged within the major labia, just as the bloomers had. The vulva was so soft and plush that even the slightest bit of pressure from the penis was enough to push into the minor labia and slide under the bloomers.

Cinder shuddered as her cock corked the puckering hole, the vaginal entrance sucking at the tip with a lewd slurping sound. Unfortunately, at this point Bubbles was standing on the tips of her toes to match the height of the cock with her own diminutive size. Like all of her other stunts, her cheerleading grace failed her bowing legs. She collapsed.

"UNNF"

"AIIIGH!"

Bubbles yelped as Cinder grunted.

Whether or not the thing could fit through the tight gap was a non-issue as Bubbles impaled herself with the fall, being held aloft for a few moments simply by Cinder's stiffness. Bubbles' lesson in gravity renewed as her mal-balanced proportions sent her teetering forward on the blood-stuffed pole.

"OOF!"

Cinder had the breath knocked out of her as the thick thighs landed on her belly. Her vision went dark, lost in a canyon of tits. Thanks to their mushy flesh, there was no concussion. All that there was to worry about was a possible chance of suffocation. But, that didn't phase Cinder as she opened wide, allowing the taste of sweaty uniform to fill her mouth as she let out a long moan.

The body on top of her started to push back and forth. She could feel a little rigid knob grind against her belly with an abundant amount of warm lubricant drizzling about it. She could hear the loud slurping of the tender folds that hugged her so very tightly, better than any sex-doll she had tried to order, even though it barely took a third of her length. Her eyes didn't bother to focus in the darkness, but as the shirt bounced again and again over her face, the sling eventually rolled back and let the soft pillows spill out, returning some glistening light to her vision.

Despite the lush sensation of baby-smooth skin billowing about her head, Cinder noticed a couple of firm lumps in the mix. She turned to look at one and, sure enough, a big, puffy nipple bobbed before her, so engorged that the areola was riddled with goose-bumps. It looked so... appetizing. So much so that the goth girl palmed the breast and angled the thick nipple into her mouth.

To her surprise, after only a few sucks, a warm liquid gushed into her mouth. It caught her off guard and quickly came back out as she coughed, splattering the supple breast with white drops. Once again confused, she stared as the nipple continued to spurt with Bubbles humping, the pressure rising as the cock plowed in and ebbing as the cock drew out. She even gave it a squeeze, controlling the geyser somewhat.

"Holy crap she really is pregnant!" Cinder mumbled to herself. That was the only logical conclusion. But what to do about all the milk that slicked her hair back?

Drink it, of course.

Cinder latched back on and gulped down as much of the flow as possible. Still, she couldn't keep up and had to let the excess drool out the side of her mouth. It foamed with actual bubbles every time she exhaled, moaning erotically as the other Bubbles' sex twitched about her own. Her testicles soon began to groan, a force building at the end of her spine to combat the absurdly delicious cheerleader.

And for once, Bubbles wasn't annoying Cinder. The only things that came out of her mouth were her own murmurs of bliss. It didn't matter that her genitals screamed in pain from being stretched so wide. The pleasure that came from soothing her intense arousal was far too fulfilling to resist. She had climaxed five times before Cinder's testicles could finally decide to unload.

"Uwahh!" Bubbles jerked at a sudden blast splashed over her contracting cervix, spraying deep into her womb.

Cinder's eyes clenched shut as most of her body focused its strength at her waist. Her muscles burned, pumping the steaming cum through the long rod. The great balls between her legs were almost sucked up into her pelvis they drained so quickly. Gunk spewed from out from above and back over her own thighs, around the scrotum, across her dainty vulva, dipping down into her ass, and pooling on her dress. She stuttered on the nipple as the milk sputtered about her yawning mouth, "AUUNNNGHH!"

The load exploded for what seemed like an eternity in their orgasm-addled minds. Even when it came to an end, they still shouted and cried in euphoria. It finally came to a stop as the curvier body slumped onto the slender one. They both gasped for air. Cinder a little more so, with her lungs being a bit crushed and all.

"Me likey sex~," Bubbles cooed into the grass.

"Yeahph. Buh could ou pwease get uph?" Cinder muffled from under the tits that enveloped her head.

"Oh, sorry!"

Bubbles had a difficult time trying to sit up. Cinder was still quite erect thanks to the velvet that continued to entice her cock. So ‘sitting' wasn't really an option. Instead, Bubbles manage to lift from the goth by squatting at an angle. Why she would take such an awkward position, only a few of her spastic brain cells knew.

After Cinder heaved for fresh air, she looked up at the girl that stared back down at her. "Umm... You can take yourself off my penis now..."

"Oh, okay!" Bubbles stepped forward. "WAH!"

::Squish, plop::

Cinder now found herself looking into a belly-button and a the taste of cum-soaked skirt in her mouth. Bubbles whimpered as her sex tugged outward, stuck. The glans of Cinder's cock had entered under unusual circumstances and it seemed as though it wouldn't do the opposite without something similar, something very painful. The head flared just beyond the breach, a one-way pin with no way out. Cinder was tied to her unlikely mate.

"Uhh...," Cinder flinched from Bubbles attempts at freedom... again. "R-Relax. Stop moving so much and your muscles will loosen."

"O-Okay... MMPH!"

"I said RELAX!" Cinder winced as Bubbles vaginal muscles flexed about her cock.

"UNPH!" Bubbles twitched again, clenching her eyes shut.

"Bubbles?..."

::Grumble::

The sound echoed right before Cinder's face, emanating from Bubble's belly.

"AUGH!"

::Gurgle::

Her abdomen churned with the sounds of thick liquids splashing about.

"WAAAH!"

::Gurgle, grumble, gurgle::

Cinder's eyes went wide. The belly-button was coming closer.

Bubbles continued to wail as her belly twisted and quivered. Skin creaked and groaned, growing taut as the womb beneath rapidly expanded. She slowly resumed her awkward squatting, the inflating portion pushing against Cinder's head. Cinder helped the engorged girl right herself more, the belly-button pushing out and into her cheek. She could feel round objects stir within. Milk gushed from the breasts above, showering her as she was squished into the grass.

The waistband of the skirt gave way with a snap. Cinder's hands were busy holding up the smaller girl so she paid no heed to the wet cloth that draped about her neck. She was more concerned about her head being crushed. Both of them. As Bubbles' gut grew larger, her well-toned, well-endowed cheerleading ass and thighs clenched harder, sucking the cock deeper inside.

Eventually, Bubbles' curves and Cinders efforts sent the bloated girl rolling backwards. Cinder cried out for the short moment that most of the girl's weight was supported by her erection. A few breaths for air and a slight headache, Cinder gathered her thoughts and also rolled forward, kneeling before Bubbles while still tethered between their legs.

"Bubbles?..."

Bubbles heaved as she lay on her back, the stretching sensation dying down. Her hands gripped the tight skin. Her belly slowed in its swelling. At least eight months pregnant, if Cinder were to guess. With the sizes of her wide hips and huge breasts, a veritable, if rather short, goddess of fertility if there ever was one. A goddess with an ever-throbbing clitoris that now shined through the ripped remains of her light-blue bloomers and milk dripping over the matching upturned shirt. Oh, and with a giant cock stuck in her crotch.

"Are... Are you okay?"

"UWAAGH!" Bubbles shouting resumed with intense vigor, her whole body shuddering.

Cinder felt the environment in Bubbles vagina shift. It started to push back on phallic plug, but with no success. However, something hard and smooth gently kissed the tip of the glans.

"EeeeYEOOW!"

Cinder screamed as the round object squeezed into her urethra. The pipe stretched wider and wider, far more than it ever should have. The cock pulsed back, the stinging sensation only causing more blood to flow to the affected area. The erection grew harder, fighting back the intruder. Eventually, the extra stiffness manage to bring the progress of the thing to an end before it completely entered.

The goth girl shouted and flailed at her cock, tugging more and more in hopes of freeing it. Her voice was overwhelmed by Bubbles', who apparently wasn't done yet. Cinder watched with despair as Bubbles' muscles flexed. A new hard thing pressed against the first. The first progressed another inch or so deeper into Cinder's penis. But, her body wouldn't accept any more, taking a stance against the invader with so much blood to the cock that Cinder nearly passed out. Instead, it was Bubbles' body that conceded, her sex crowning about the glans.

::POP::

Cinder flung backwards over the grass, her cock slapping with a loud thud against her chest. Strands of cum fell about her, following their source. She didn't spend much time on the ground, however, as she sprung to her feet, nearly tripping in her black and terribly soiled dress.

"GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!"

She danced around with the penis bouncing about. That only caused even more pain so she quickly put a stop to it. Her hands reached out and strangled the shaft, bringing the head in for closer inspection.

A white, ovid object peeked through the hole. An egg. An egg twice the size of a chicken's, with twice the shell strength to have survived that ordeal intact. Another just like finished its birthing, squeezing through Bubbles bulbous vulva and plopping out into the grass. Free of Cinder, the cheerleader also began to pick herself up, squatting over the ground in preparation for more. She even started to stroke her overgrown clitoris, helping the eggs along with bursts of ‘cheerleader spirit'.

"That's it!"

Cinder's hair was a mess and she stared intensely at her trembling appendage with a vicious snarl, her dress quite disgusting. And as she began to fervently masturbate, the portrait of insanity was complete.

The cock was extremely sensitive. The veins protruded like speed-bumps for her petite hands, still pumped to full erection, and the skin was sticky with the earlier cum. So, most of her efforts were with her foreskin, stretching it up and over the stuffed head. One eye twitched with her frenzy, her nerves frying from the stinging and the aching pressure that quickly built.

"Ahhhhhhhhh," Cinder moaned low and long. The monster jerked in grip, bucking in steady climax. Her testicles lurched to fire once more.

"Uuunnnnngghhh." The orgasm was met with even more stinging as the ejaculate was blocked off, dammed by the damned egg. Her urethra bulged out the underside of the cock, clogged. She sweat profusely as her body ached to release, dragging out the climax without achieving the best part. The pressure built. And built. And built...

The egg shifted.

"WAH!" ::SPOOSH!::

Cinder was thrust to the ground as her cock exploded. The gout of cum streaked into the sky, propelling the egg until both disappeared from view. The backlash from the blast painted Cinder white, with even more continuing to ooze out over her chest. She laid there with a dorky grin, plenty satisfied with herself. Her head swam in a sea of afterglow as thick as her semen.

...

"Cinder?"

She didn't hear the first call, her ears ringing from some of the blood returning to the rest of her body.

"Ciiin-derr~?"

The goth listlessly rolled her head towards the cheerleader. Bubbles' belly had returned to it's pristine, slender shape, without a single stretch-mark to be had. Yet, she still squat over the pile of eggs, easily squeezing the last one out. She had an excited grin on her face as she twiddled her erect clit, quivering slightly from another orgasm.

"...What?" Cinder caught her breath.

"You wanna have sex? Again?!"

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

... About a mile away.

"Ma, I'm hungry. Can you get me a snack?" Penny, the large rotund girl, whose head was full of bricks instead of air or brains, sat on the lawn, staring blankly at her empty tray. She had finished her lunch not to long ago, but it wasn't enough for insatiable appetite.

::FEEEEeeeewwww, SPLAT::

The whistling egg crashed down onto her plate, cracking open amidst the white sauce that splashed down with it and spilling its yolky contents.

Penny pick up a spoon. "Thanks Ma!"