A Greater Porpoise--What Really Happened.
So I'm going through Yu-Gi-Oh GX and stumbled upon Jaden's Neo-Spacian deck. and well...this happened.
Blatant Fanfic.
Jaden x Aquus.
When Jaden woke up, the stars shone brightly. The water lapped at the shore. The dolphins played in the waves. “Guess I floated back to Academy Island.” Jaden said as he turned his head down the shoreline. “Or not.” Jupiter rose from the horizon ominously. “Breathe deep Jaden. This is all just a dream. Yeah! That’s it, a super-realistic dream! Couldn’t I have dreamed myself into a fast food joint or somethin’?”
The waves lapped peacefully at the shore. The stars continued to shine brightly in the sky, the scent of salt wafted in on the gentle breeze. The sand shifted under his bum. “Hold on…this can’t be a dream! ‘Cuz to do that I’d actually have to fall asleep. Hmm… Unless…That shooting star did hit me and now I bit the dust…” Jaden spazzed out a little and let out a displeased, “Aaaah~!!! Wow, talk about your major bummers.” Jaden let himself fall back onto his back. “Ok. Calm down. So this is the great beyond, huh?”
He curled into a ball, shutting his eyes tight, “Oh great! Just perfect! I forgot my swimsuit!” he turned over and shouted into the nothingness, “Well they better have cable up here!”
One of the dolphins let out a series of clicks and said, “Don’t you realise television rots your brain?” in a distinctly British accent.
Jaden got up onto his knees as a dolphin jumped out of the water letting out another series of clicks and squeaks. “Huh that’s weird. There’s nothing here but birds and dolphins.” He looked at the water as a dolphin’s head surfaced. His wide, purple eyes looked right at him and Jaden said, “Hey fish-breath, can you talk?”
“Of course,” the dolphin said, its mouth moving with the words, “Does that surprise you?”
“Uff, Figures. I’m in dolphin heaven.”
“No, but not a bad guess,” the dolphin replied, lifting a fist out the water with index finger pointing towards the stars, “for an ape, that is. And a particularly hairless primate at that.” He finished before submerging and leaping out the water and landing on the beach on…two legs?!
“A dolphin with legs?” Jaden muttered to himself, “Wait! So is that where fish sticks come from? Hehehe, fishsticks. Don’t you get it?”
The dolphin leaned down as Jaden laughed into his fingertips like a schoolgirl and replied, “Yes…It just wasn’t that funny.” Before rising back to his full height and pointing to himself saying, “Now I’m what you call a super evolved Neospatian Aqua-dolphin. But you may call me Aquus.” He finished, putting his fists on his hips in a superhero pose. The spherical purple gemstones on his chest glinting in the star light.
“Alright…Afterlife? That I can handle. But alien dolphins? No way!” Jaden cried. Tears streaming down his face.
“Well, at least we take baths.” Aquus replied with all the snark. “Now then shall I tell you why you’re here?”
“Sure. It can’t get much worse.” Jaden moped.
Aquus laughed in spite of himself. “Jaden, the universe is in danger! For in all things there exists neospace: A balance. Earth. And Air. Light and Darkness. Without one the other cannot survive.”
“Like fries and ketchup?” Jaden replied helpfully.
“Ugh, like fries and ketchup.” Aquus agreed condescendingly. He was thinking less and less of this human by the moment. “But now the balance has tipped. And we need you.”
“Who me?” Jaden looked up at the anthropomorphic dolphin, surprised.
“Yes you.”
“That’s great, but…This isn’t really a good time.” Jaden replied an embarrassed smile gracing his features, “So, good luck with all that.”
The dolphin turned, dropped his beak in disappointment and sighed. Since Jaden was still on the ground on his knees, Aquus kneeled down to look the human in the eyes, “Please! Hear me out! Jaden, there’s an organisation that’s called the Society of Light. And these humans are destroying the darkness thus destroying the balance.”
“So what?”
“Mmmmph. So what? Jaden, look. Do you understand what I said before?”
“Not really…Hmm…something about French fries. But, to be honest the rest is all a blur.” Jaden admitted. “Oh wait! There was something about ketchup, too! Right?”
At this moment a bright object fell from the sky heading right towards them. As it came closer It was revealed to be some sort of space craft. “Well. It looks like they found us.” The cetacean commented with no hint of surprise.
“They did?” Jaden asked, “Wait! Who did?”
“The society,” Aquus replied, his disdain for the gang obvious in his voice, “They must have sensed your power Jaden. They want it!”
The craft began to descend and the two looked at each other. Aquus relayed to Jaden, “Jaden, you alone can save our worlds, for you have a gift.”
“Save the world? Sorry, been there. Done that. I’m gonna have to take a rain check this time.”
“If you fail to accomplish this mission, and they win? Then life…All life will fade away.”
“What if I can’t?”
The ship landed. And out of it came a robot. “What is that?” asked Jaden.
“Why that is your next duel.” Aquus said, shifting behind Jaden and grabbing his shoulders, “Now go out there and get your game on!”
“What but I don’t even have my deck, Dolphin-Boy! Besides, even if I did have my cards, I cant see them! So, what’s the point?”
“I know. However,” the anthro dolphin said, turning and pointing toward the water, he continued, “Have a look over there. You might have more luck with those.”
They ran over to a decrepit hunk of metal buried in the sand, “Oh! Big deal! So it’s a pile of space junk.” Jaden remarked, before a panel in the hunk fell off revealing a capsule. Jaden grabbed it, saying, “Oh, what’s this?” he opened the capsule and inside was a wrapped rectangular object. “Is this what I think it is?” Jaden asked, looking back at the dolphin who nodded. “Cool.” And started unwrapping it.
“Remember. True strength isn’t about winning it’s about getting back up when you fall down.”
“Huh? Where’d you hear all that bologna? A fortune cookie?” Jaden replied.
***
Jaden and Aquus walked back toward the spacecraft and while they were, Aquus spoke, saying, “You once loved dueling with all your heart. Tell me, what happened to you?”
“I lost.”
“Then perhaps this is your chance to start over.”
“Alright, I guess it’s time! Time that Jaden got back in the game!” Jaden exclaimed, as a duel disk zapped onto his arm.
*** A duel and a robot’s defeat later.***
“Well that was fun. Guess we saved the universe.” Jaden remarked.
“I wish it were that simple, my friend. I’m afraid many more struggles will follow.”
“They will?”
“Of course! You see, we here in Neospace have been waiting for you,” came the dolphins reply. His voice sounding ecstatic. “Your visit was predicted eons ago. And now, you’re here to restore balance again. By stopping the Society of Light.”
A dolphin let out its signature call.
“That’s ‘Good Luck,’ in dolphin,” Aquus translated happily.
“Haha! You too, bro!” Jaden replied, before things went squirrely and he passed out again.
***
Waking up, the sand crunched ungraciously against his cheek as he lay prostrate on the beach. He pushed himself up to his knees and blearily called out, “Aquus?” and then looked up and saw one of the Duel Academy’s buildings. “I’m back at Duel Academy. I guess it was all a dream.” He said, even though, clutched in his hands was the new deck he’d used in the supposed ‘dream.’ “It had to be.”
However, behind him, coming out of the waves was Aquus. The noonday sun making the water clinging to his form sparkle in the light. He waited. Not wanting to disturb Jaden’s monologue just yet. Jaden continued, “I mean come on! Alien dolphins? But dream or no dream it reminded me of why I started dueling. And…why getting stranded at sea without eating first is a bad idea.” He chuckled. The dolphins cackled behind Jaden and he turned to see Aquus standing there. His form illuminated brilliantly in the light. “Huh? Aquus?,” Aquus smiled. Jaden looked down and saw he was holding the deck, “My deck!? It wasn’t a dream!”
Aquus walked up behind Jaden, put his hand on Jaden’s shoulder and said, “Of course not. You humans are so difficult to convince. Your new deck is infused with the power of Neospace. And as long as you have it, I shall be with you as your ally and as your friend.” Aquus said while Jaden stared down at his card. Then he turned Jaden around, looking him in the eyes and asked, “And maybe more?” before sweeping him into a hug and bringing his dolphin beak down to kiss the surprised human.
Soon Jaden felt a wet poking at his stomach. He broke the kiss and looked down. “Uhm…Aquus?”
The blush on Aquus’s cheeks was bright and obvious. “S...sorry. I kinda fell for you during your duel.”
“Uhh…you mean…?”
“Yes, Jaden I’m gay. I like males.”
“Oh. Uhm…” Jaden stumbled, blushing. He’d never really thought about it before. Sex, that is. It wasn’t that he didn’t know about it. He did. It’s just that had been something that he thought was for more-grown-up people. Not a kid like him. He was eighteen. He’d had dreams before. Just no true experience to speak of. But he couldn’t deny that he had a tent in his trousers that was starting to hurt. That kiss had been particularly arousing for him. He was falling for his card? A monster spirit?
“I’m sorry that this is sudden. But I can sense your arousal, Jaden. It’s not exactly hard to tell.” The dolphin said.
“It’s just…I’ve never…well…you know…with…well anyone.”
“I’m not surprised. You act like a kid half your age most of the time. But it’s your young spirit. Your playfulness which captured my heart during your duel.” Aquus said, grabbing Jaden’s hand. He moved it to his groin. Where his ten-inch-long, conical, S-shaped spire twisted around one of his fingers. Leaking a viscous fluid down the back of his hand.
“Woah! Can mine do that?” Jaden asked in juvenile awe.
“No.” Aquus rolled his eyes, “Now let’s get you dressed for the occasion, shall we?”
The dolphin’s hands went to work on getting Jaden out of his Slifer Red uniform. Soon enough Jaden stood bare in his birthday suit. His meager five inches standing at attention. Aquus walked up to him, his semi-prehensile spire wrapping around Jaden’s manhood and began working it. Causing spikes of pleasure to shoot up and down Jaden’s spine. The human boy almost couldn’t stand up. So with the careful maneuvering of the cetacean, they moved to a more horizontal position and all the while, Aquus’spire never stopped stimulating Jaden’s. “OH, it’s coming!” Jaden said. And soon his meager length spurted, cum coating his chest and abs.
“Hehe, that was quick. You okay?” Aquus chuckled. Still working Jaden’s slowly softening shaft. He let go of it and straightened out his shaft and moved down until his tip was poking at Jaden’s rose bud. He leaned down and whispered in Jaden’s ear, “Relax. This will go smoother if you relax.” Then rekindled their kiss, just as he thrust in. His viscous precum which had been dribbling down his shaft during his milking of Jaden’s shaft eased his entry. But it was still a stretch for Jaden’s virgin entry. And became even more so as Aquus eased in, inch by excruciatingly slow inch. Soon enough, though Aquus bottomed out, his groin flush with Jaden’s cheeks. Aquus broke the kiss. He looked down at Jaden, whose eyes were scrunched tight, not quite in agony but pretty close. “Jaden, look at me” Aquus panted. He continued working his shaft inside Jaden’s rear as he gathered Jaden’s attention. When the young man’s brown eyes locked onto his purple ones, he assured Jaden, “The discomfort won’t last long, I promise you.” He manipulated his shaft within Jaden’s passage until he felt the human’s pleasure button and began massaging it with the tip of his member. His cetacean anatomy allowing him to stay bottomed out and still stimulate himself and Jaden. Jaden began to moan incessantly. “There we go. Can you feel the pleasure, Jaden?”
Jaden just nodded his head. He was too lost in the new sensations to use his voice for much more than moaning out his pleasure. Soon enough, though, Jaden could feel Aquus’ shaft begin to pulse, and the dolphin’s breathing became erratic. “C…mmph…cum…cum inside me, Aquus!” And the cetacean hammered his shaft back and forth within Jaden, not working his hips to accomplish his orgasm. Which came swiftly. His shaft dumping cum within Jaden’s abused passage like Old Faithful erupting at Yellowstone. The constant stimulation of Jaden’s prostrate caused Jaden to orgasm again without being erect. Coating his abdomen in another layer of cum, just as cum started to spray back out onto Aquus due to the immense amount and high pressure of the dolphin’s load. Jaden’s second orgasm lasted only a scant few seconds before he basked in afterglow, but the cetacean’s load kept on coming for a minute or more after Jaden was done. It wasn’t long before Jaden lay in and Aquus kneeled in a puddle of the productive dolphin’s fluids. And soon after Aquus collapsed on top of Jaden, deep in his own afterglow. The two panted there for a few minutes, relaxing in their respective afterglows. Jaden coming down before the Aquus.
Aquus rolled them over onto their sides as his spire retreated back within his slit and the two just cuddled there for a while. “That…was…fun!” Jaden said.
“Yes. Quite.” Aquus replied.
Jaden and he then dozed for a time. Before Jaden returned to the waking world, though, Aquus redressed his human lover and then faded back into his card. “Love you, my dear pearl.” Aquus said as he returned to his role as an ephemeral duel spirit.
***
Jaden woke back in his clothes, though he felt crusty from the dried cum, he looked out to the water and said, “Thanks, Aquus.” And walked into the forest to go find his friends.