New Anon in Town

Story by Alfa_Barf on SoFurry

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[Greentext] When everyone around town is so happy and nice, how is a dog girl supposed to get a cool guy like Anon?


>Just another day of being the “tough bitch" in town

>Every other fur and feather is so content with living out their assigned roles day after day

>I didn't use to be the grump, the sourpuss, the loner

>But after a few bad days it became my “theme", and even though I'm so testy in their eyes they act like it's just a quaint little personality trait of mine

>Now I can't get rid of it even if I tried

>It makes finding a mate around here pretty fucking hard as well

>The other dogs are slobbering meatheads, and I don't roll over just because they beg

>The bears LOOK like they know a good time, but they're just too soft for someone like me

>The rabbits aren't bad, if you're into sissy little girlyboys

>Hell, I'd play for the other team if most of the girls weren't already paired off with their own type

>So here I am, sulking in the shadows as the rest of the town is getting ready to welcome some new resident

>"Anon", he goes by

>Gee, wonder what kind of walking character trope he's going to b-

>Holy shit, is that a human?

>I thought humans were just some stupid marketing icons

>Like, something advertisers made up because they're so “neutral" looking for products

>And yet here he is, walking around all furless and naive

>There aren't many things I need to ask for around here; either nobody stops me from taking something, or they're such sickeningly sweet neighbors they just hand it over

>But as this Anon guy is swamped by all the others waiting to greet him, I feel something I haven't felt in a long time

>Want

>I want HIM

>He's visited at his remote little house for hours, well into the evening

>It's not easy waiting for all the others to leave him alone, but if I'm going to do this I don't want to be interrupted

>I also want to be the last one he thinks about before he goes to sleep

>Luckily he's still awake when I rap on his door

>Dude barely comes up to my chest

>I make sure he gets a good look at it first

>Before I can introduce myself, he says my name

>…How the hell?

>Apparently all the others around town have been talking shit about me already

>Needless to say, I'm pretty damn livid right now

>If those gossiping busybodies already ruined this for me…

>Anon doesn't seem to know any better

>He just heard about me just like any other fur around town, and he probably thinks I won't bully him if he preemptively tries to be friendly

>Well, BUDDY…

>…It actually kind of works

>I expected him to put up a fight, or show fear, or have him see me with the same stupid whimsy like the rest

>I didn't think he'd disarm me with kindness

>I'm so dumbfounded by it I barely remember being invited into his home

>Nothing I didn't expect from a bachelor pad, but it doesn't look like anyone else in town got as far as me in here yet

>Now I'm sitting on his couch, and he's spilling his life story

>Where he comes from, why he's here, what he hopes to accomplish…

>I'm not necessarily tuning him out, but when I hear the word I snap into focus

>"Friend"

>He's looking to make some friends, and I'm damn well going to be his favorite

>But it's already getting late, and the poor guy is pretty tired from the trip and from getting bombarded with welcomes all day

>He asks if I'd want to come back first thing in the morning to hang out some more

>Yeah…sure thing

>I actually find myself heading back to my place pretty briskly

>Probably a good thing, because everything seems to be getting pretty foggy out all of the sudden

>I head inside and see that familiar bitch in the mirror

>Then I get a good look at my face, and my eyes, and I see why everything was so misty on the way back

>I'm at his door before he's even fully awake

>Son of a bitch, tail. Stay still!

>He doesn't look bothered by my early arrival

>Actually looks pretty excited to see me

>I really hope I didn't mess up and get stuck with some perpetually merry little ditz

>He had the whole town come to him yesterday, so now he wants to see the rest of it for himself

>Fine, whatever

>I'm easily the best guide he's going to get anyway, seeing as how I know all the paths and back alleys from avoiding those grinning dimwits every day

>We go to the shops, the restaurants, the meeting places

>He's keen on mingling with the community, which is something I can't say I've wanted much from these people

>It's kind of endearing for him, I guess

>He's a lot more personable than I am, and maybe I can actually stand to be around this place with him at my side

>Just wish he'd hurry up so we can be alone together again

>…Man, I'm terrible

>I feel like a spoiled pup wanting him all for myself, and all he wants is just to belong here

>He's made more progress getting through to these people already then I ever could in years

>He's had a pretty long day, and by the evening he's ready to settle in

>I would have thought he'd be sick of me tagging along, but he's full of surprises

>Anon seriously wants me back into his home for a little while

>Alright, a second chance

>Don't fuck this up!

>He's hospitable enough, though he seems just as nervous to be here as I am

>I mean, not that I'm nervous around him

>How did I even get to the couch again!?

>We're just chilling together, but this time it's me who's acting like an open book

>I tell him about my part in the town's little ecosystem

>How I'm seen as the designated grouch

>How I'm probably invited to all the gatherings out of obligation instead of genuine companionship

>How I'm so fucking lonely every single day…

>There it is, girl. You've said too much to this guy you barely know

>I'm sure it would feel good to finally get this all off my chest if I weren't spending all my energy to not break down in front of him

>My throat burns too much from holding it all in to say anything

>And he's just sitting there staring at me with pity

>Do something!

>And he does; just gets right to the point and pulls me in for a hug

>Even though I dwarf the guy, I feel so small in his arms

>I love how smooth he is, and how it feels to have his fingers comb through my fur

>I dreaded this was going to be my breaking point, but everything about his company puts me at ease

>I don't need some kind of easy lay or piece of meat to make me happy here

>I'd be fine just like this for as long as I can

>He practically knows my whole history by this point, but he has none of the judgment or resentment I have for myself

>I don't deserve a guy like this

>But even when I try to pull away he just keeps holding on, sapping my resolve until I'm all but curled up into his chest

>He's got the magic touch, this one

>Goddammit tail, we're having a moment!

>Boy have I gotten to be a smug bitch

>Anon and I go pretty much everywhere together

>He's got to be some kind of oddity, tolerating a dog like me

>Not just tolerating, but borderline infatuated

>I don't plan on being modest about my good fortune, either

>All the other furs and feathers around town are shocked by the two of us being a pair

>Not to mention being blown away seeing me not be such a downer anymore

>Plus, I'm not the only one who changed a bit

>I managed to make a dent in their cheery little facades, showing hints of jealousy in their goofy eyes

>I absolutely relish it

>But Anon's too cool a guy for that kind of pettiness, and I feel lucky to have him as my better half

>He's barely been here for long and he already made me the happiest girl out there

>Now, this town doesn't seem so bad

>It helps that it feels like I have a fresh start here

>A new lease on life

>And I want Anon to be in it forever