Never Piss Off A Kobold

Story by Salty Raccoon on SoFurry

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A human tries to shortchange a kobold on a treasure hunt. Needless to say, she doesn't take it too well.


Never Piss Off A Kobold

A/N: This story is quite a bit shorter, but it's a kobold femdom story, which there is a criminally small amount of, so hopefully that makes up for it. I'll be trying to do these shorter stories in order to be more productive and build up to the longer porn odysseys that I've been shooting for. Hope you enjoy!

The cave was silent, save for the grunts and groans of exertion coming from the adventurer and his kobold sidekick. They had been searching for weeks for the treasure they sought, and finally, it seemed to be within their grasp; the map had stated that it lied at the very top of the cave's mossy interior. After a few more minutes, they were finally there, and there it was. A large chest filled to the brim with various coins, jewelry, and other valuables. The human adventurer gasped in amazement before quickly running to it and digging his hands into the chest, almost playing with it as a child would in a sandbox.

The kobold was not far behind, a look of astonishment on her face as well. The look slowly turned to amusement as the human displayed such reverence to the inanimate treasure. “I did it! I finally did it," the adventurer cried. This outcry made the kobold scoff before she walked up to him.

“You? I'm sorry, I believe I did most of the work. Who found the map? Who snuck us past all those monsters back there? Hell, who read the map the entire way here," she prodded, her voice raising with each question. The human looked shocked at this before stammering out a reply.

“W-well, isn't that just what your kind does? I thought you lived to help humans or something." That response only served to make the kobold angrier. She furiously grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him close.

“You think we live to be your slaves?! Were you even planning on giving me ANY of the damn treasure?!" The human gulped and tried to squirm away, but the kobold's grip only tightened.

“Of course I was going to give you some. I would've cut you in for…. Maybe 10%?" The human's face grew a sheepish grin, nonverbally telling the kobold that he'd originally planned on giving her much less, if any, and only said that amount in hopes of quelling her wrath. Unfortunately for him, it didn't. Her fist came hard into the human's face, knocking him on his back. He quivered in fear as the 3-foot tall dragon creature stood over him.

“How about this, you pathetic excuse for an adventurer? You let me take all the treasure, and I don't castrate you. Sound fair?" The human cringed at the thought, his quivering getting more intense.

“All of it? What about…" His eyes searched desperately for a passable amount. “85%?" The kobold reached down and gripped his balls tightly, causing him to squeal and squirm in agony. “Alright, alright, all of it! Just please stop!" She let go, smirking.

“Good boy. Not so high and mighty now, aren't you, human? You know, maybe this isn't an entirely fair deal." The adventurer's eyes brightened a little, hoping his obedience would yield some monetary reward. The kobold got off of him and turned towards the treasure. “I've noticed how you looked at me. Especially my rear. Us kobolds always have such wide hips, don't we? I suppose that's the gods making up for our lack of huge breasts. Anyway, I'll give you a chance to show me how you really feel about it." She shook her ass a little and looked over her shoulder at the human still lying on his back. “Kiss it," the small kobold commanded with a smirk.

The human blushed deeply. It was true that he's gawked at the kobold more than once – with an ass like that, who couldn't – but kissing it? That's a sign of submission. He didn't want to submit to this tiny reptilian member of what was essentially a slave species. But… she'd gotten the upper hand on him physically in a matter of seconds. He had little to no fighting capabilities, whereas she at least had her animalistic anatomy, complete with sharp teeth, claws, and a set of horns. The adventurer slowly got up and crawled behind her before placing a quick peck on her right cheek.

“That's how much you love it? You'd better show me how you really feel before I get angry again, boy. Come on, show it the love that you gave my treasure a minute ago!" The human flinched before planting a slower, more passionate kiss on her left cheek. “Better. Now, I'm going to have a closer look at all my treasure. You just keep kissing my ass like a good boy. Understand?" She looked back over her shoulder, awaiting his response. He nodded, but it wasn't good enough for her. The kobold took a step back right onto his balls, causing him to double over and whine in pain. “Insolent bitch. You will say 'Yes, Mistress' or 'No, Mistress whenever I ask you a question, got it?"

“Yes, Mistress," the human muttered through gritted teeth.

“Good boy," the kobold said in her most condescending voice. “Now, pucker up. And take care of the sweat while you're back there, this cave is quite humid." The adventurer whined lightly in disgust before planting more soft, affectionate kisses against the kobold's soft, smooth rump, making sure to also nuzzle his face against the cheeks, using his face as a sweat rag for the reptilian's ass.

“Don't forget the crack, boy. I've got lots of sweat in there for you," the kobold said with a chuckle. The human let out a small moan before reaching out to spread her cheeks. “No hands, bitch. I want to feel you struggle to bury your face in there." He sighed and pressed his face against the center of her ass, feeling it slightly give way, but he still had a long way to go. Slowly, he started to wiggle his face back and forth, making sure to continue kissing every inch of ass as he moved his way closer and closer to the reptile's hole. Finally, after what felt like hours of wading face (or lips) first through sweaty kobold ass, the human finally felt his face get much warmer and his nose pressed against an area of wrinkled, smelly flesh.

“Mmm, now kiss my asshole, you pathetic human. Show me how much you really love my ass." The kobold loved the situation taking place and was making sure to relish in it as much as possible while she pretended to count the gold she had in her hand. She had originally planned on just roughing the human up and stealing the treasure herself, but the way he'd cowered before her, as though she were a full-blown dragon… it was too much for her to resist. She had to break this bitch; whether it was due to a deep desire for sexual dominance or just a want to order a human around for a change, she wasn't sure. But it didn't matter now. As she felt those soft human lips press against her asshole, the next command almost came naturally: “Now use that tongue, boy. Maybe if you do a good job licking my asshole, I'll let you lick my pussy. Would you like that?"

“…Yes, Mistress." The kobold smirked. She was going to have a lot of fun with this human.