Flurb Testing
A regular occurrence in the corporate world (This is just meant as a writing exercise and to open the door into the Corporate World.
Today I am starting the tests of the newly discovered Flurbs, these tests will be biological and chemical makeup tests.
Results:
Biologically similar to the previous studied Arbuls, yet smaller and seem to be aquatic in nature, if one counts the mercury seas of INTERO Base 739598 to be an aquatic environment.
Similar to the Arbuls, they have a pelt or fur type of skin, resistant to all class 1 and 2 acids. They require mercury to "breath" using a gill-like intake.. gill..... and what appears to be dorsal fins, rounded like a lump bald, tests conclude they use it to somehow move about in the mercury. Further tests required.
Shearing of the fur similar to the Arbuls, thus minimalist profit incentives second source of INTERO: BedWare, note Flurbs have duller colors, thus could be option for expanding color line up if desired. Similar results for clothing, unsuitable for laundry in smaller than bedsheets sizes.
For next testing phase results please consult Upper-Management of INTERO Moon Base Mission Seven.
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Today, I am overseeing the Mobility ans Intelligence tests of the Flurbs at INTERO Moon Mission 7
Here are the results:
Terrible at Mobility, the suspected dorsal fins do almost practically nothing in currents, and appears to be, uh....their mating organs. They do seem to use it for uhh...minute movements when "doing it." Due to this discovery the Mobility tests were updated into the Reproduction Tests, and equipment and environment modifications made.
Here are the results:
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[Please reference INTERO Patent: "Flurb Mating Process": patent number: 7851937561-1-7 : for further information if available]
Flurb intelligence similar to that of INTERO LEVEL 1: no sentience, basic emotions and/or none
Flubs will now be sent to their last Bastec testing phase consumption, for those results contact Upper-Management of INTERO Moon Base Mission Seven PR Division: Foodstuffs and Responses.
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Today I am supervising the Witness Team according to all INTERO Witness and Personal Accountability Documents.
The Flurb is eatable.
Most Witnesses claim the Flurb tastes like "pure unrefined sugar" no matter how a flurb is eaten, due to the biological nature of the Flurb, it was not taken into consideration for the raw consumption of the Flurb, as Mercury extraction would be costly for profitable stances, and while viable during testing, not taken to Pro-Profit consideration following consumption levels of mercury. Also worth nothing eaten raw Witnesses claim to have just tasted a metallic unrefined sugar.
Following Witness Documents their claim of "pure unrefined sugar" was followed by consumption of pure refined sugar, results show the Witnesses believe they taste even sweeter.
Profit incentives: sugar substitute or as modified dessert product.
Reminder that INTERO: M00N-SUGar banned in 27 Almen space ports for cancer related issues, profit analysis might want to see profitability of Flurb sugar substitute.
This is the end of BasTec testing, as such will be the end of tests, until Flurbs are passed into Product Testing Rounds.
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Today is the start for the tests.
God-fordbid it actually works, what are they thinking, using Flurbs for cereal...... especially after they just updated their INTEROlligence to Level 2 Special activity
Tests begin at UST 11:40
Remember to upload tests results here when done...... and report for supervision.
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Reports by Qwestr Editor Tier Subscribers bring forth testimonials that INTERO Moon Mission 7 exploded today, on UST 28 at UST 11:40 it is believed by QWEST to be biased unaccounted accusations towards INTERO, as INTERO PR Division: Foodstuffs and Responses have told QWESTr Reporters that "no such event has taken place, and nobody could have been hurt by any such explosion, given that no such explosions have ever occured while any products were being tested. Any false accusations made on QWESTr by Consumers teir or lower subscribers will be taken out of subscription. As INTERO has been reported by QWEST: Qualified to be an outstanding 11/10 truth provider.