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It is one of those sleepless nights, when one does not know why but just can’t find any sleep. The moon stands high and bright in the cloudless sky and the slight breeze rustles the leaves in the trees on the street.

It is actually a serene night, but for whatever reason the tenant of this apartment is unable to find his way towards a restful sleep. He tosses and turns in his bed until at last he gives up on the idea of sleeping. Tired but unable to relax fully, he lays on his back and stares at the ceiling.

“Fuck this…”

He finally mumbles as he rolls himself off his bunk. Tiredly he looks around his bedroom. The semidarkness hides most of the chaos of discarded laundry and baskets with freshly washed but not put away clothes. He ignores it and slowly stands up, leaves his bedroom and stumbles through the hallway towards his living room. The allure of some late night TV to lull his brain to sleep wins out against the prospect of lying in a rumpled bed and staring at the ceiling.

He pats over to his coffee table and grabs the remote before collapsing onto his sofa. Tiredly he awakens the TV and looks at the flickering screen. Carelessly he zaps through the multitude of TV channels at his disposal.

A scene from a slasher movie of sort flashes shortly on the screen only to be switched out for a serious documentary about some rare bugs in the rainforest, but that does not stay on the screen for long either, as the occupant, laying on his sofa presses the buttons on his remote once more and the picture changes again.

One by one the channels get their brief time in the limelight of the tenants attention before getting shod off the stage of his TV for the next one.

This late at night there is nothing of any real value on the schedule, and all the halfway decent stuff is either already halfway through the program or has been seen so many times before that the value in watching it once more is minuscule at best.

At last he stays on the ever so entertaining “One Stop Home Shop” channel, which promises some cheap and easy entertainment with its always quirky gadgets and good humored hosts, who constantly smile and are eager to sell everything, even their grandmother, to the next caller.

And true to its nature, the channel announces its next segment to be a spicy, not suitable for children, sales pitch by a well known manufacturer for adult toys and gadgets.

The nightly watcher lays his remote on the coffee table and leans back against the sofas' cozy cushions and observes how the camera swoops in from a high angle, showing the studio in its entirety and closes in on the show's host.

The host is a middle aged man in a terrible suit boasting a big fake smile. He enters the stage from the rear and through the door of the set, they have erected for the show.

Laughing and showing his Hollywood white, wide smile he comes forth to the camera, while in the background the theme of the show is blaring through some speakers.

While the awfully cheery music plays he looks in the camera and awaits the end of the tune.

As the finale fanfare sounds and the chorus shouts its: “This is the TE-LE-Shop”

He pumps his hands in the air to each syllable of the chorus. The music fades to a subtle background jingle and he addresses the audience in front of the screens at home.

“Good evening my dear Ladies and Gentlemen at home, at the TV-Screens. Welcome, welcome… to the Tele-Shop sensation of the year!”

His jovial tone hypes himself up and he laughs and applauds himself and his team, while cheering from the speakers is played in the background to elude a crowd of live audience in the studio. Meanwhile the camera moves around and over the distinct 80s sitcom set on the stage, showing a livingroom and a bedroom, which were already outdated when the studio had been built. After another swoop over the set back to the host, the camera settles at eye level and zooms in on him.

He orientates himself to the camera and comes towards it, laughing his studied laugh.

“Tonight we have a very special guest. She has been here several times, and each and every time we had a jolly good time. She always has the best gadgets and tools, and we always have the best deals for you. So let’s welcome Judy from J’n’J’s Emporium for the debauchered, who has once again brought with her the newest gadget we all want and need at home. A big and warm welcome for Judy…”

He shouts out and the cheers from the speaker together with the theme music for the show form the soundtrack as he turns towards the fake front door of the livingroom, which is opened by a young woman in a black costume holding a red package in her hands. She enters the set with an energetic walk as she cheers and waves into the camera, seemingly just as excited as the host.

“Judy… welcome to the show! I have to say, you look fabulous as always.”

He calls out and ushers her in. Judy smiles and quickly approaches him.

“Hello Alex. Thank you, my dear, but I have to say, you don’t look too shabby yourself today.”

She answers and shows her perfect smile to the camera once more, while Alex tries hard no to let his own slip. But he is a professional and so he goes on to address his guest again:

“We are so excited to have you here with us today, and we heard you have something very special for us today.”

Alex brings the topic to the newest sales pitch, and points to the red box in Judy’s hands, who nods excitedly.

“Oh, I am very happy to be here as well. And yes, I brought something very special with me today. You won’t believe me, when I tell you what this is. Not until you yourself have tested it.”

She says in a very exaggerated tone and much too loud for comfort, as she taps multiple times on the little red package. Alex, the host and announcer of the show looks at the package.

“Oh my… what might that be. But first, remind me, what did we have last time from you and your team?”

He asks and keeps on his fake smile, while Judy looks at the camera holding the package in front of her ample bosom, so the camera can see it very clearly.

“Oh, last time we had the Penetrator 2000.”

She reminds him and he nods eagerly.

“Yes. Yes. I remember. A beautiful gadget.”

“Indeed Alex. The best of the best when it comes to pleasing your SO with a toy for the lonely hours, when you are away on business. Guaranteed satisfaction. She will never ever even think about another man, when you get her one of those.”

Judy agrees and Alex nods exaggeratedly.

“Oh yes. I got the lady one for valentines day. I can tell you, happiest day of her life.”

He emphasizes the last sentence with quotation marks and a wink to the camera. Judy nods.

“Indeed, she’ll never sleep alone again.”

Alex laughs and imitates his wife’s activities with his hand, while Judy nods.

“And they were out of stock in no time last time. But fear not, for they are back in stock, and we are willing to keep the price to the sales-offer of last month. So get one as long as they are still available.”

Alex states, and on the bottom of the screen a ticker starts to run with the offer for the Penetrator 2000 and a countdown showing the dwindling stockpile.

As the message scrolls by Alex turns back at Judy with a winning smile.

“For the folks at home, who had not seen the show last month, could you give us a quick summary of what the Penetrator 2000 is and why it is the one and only marital aid they will ever need in their life.”

He pleads and Judy is only too eager to comply with his request.

“But naturally Alex, let me tell the audience of the many pros that the Penetrator 2000 has to offer for the lonely Folks at home. We are talking twenty inches of the best surgical silicone on the market to date. Expertly crafted to the highest standards. The profile was engineered by our R&D department to provide the best possible fit to nearly all peoples. The taper of the shaft is so smooth, you will be surprised how easy it is to fit it inside and the texture on its surface will provide the most exquisite stimulation of any such tool on the market to date. The powerful dual motors can provide additional stimuli with 25 different programs for you to choose from. Naturally all resources are sourced and processed here in the US. Short: This is the one and only gadget you will ever need in lonely hours.”

Judy rattles down the advantages of last month's offer in a well rehearsed manner. Meanwhile a short advertising video is replayed over her sales pitch showing off the big vibrator in all its colorful glory, settled on red velvet in front of its signature red packaging pinning a $ 225,- price tag on it.

As the screen changes back to show Alex and Judy at the end of her speech, the host nods with a wide smile.

“Right, right, Judy, but if the Penetrator 2000 is such an excellent companion for the lonely hours, why would we need what you have brought with you today my dear?”

He asks and looks back at Judy and the intriguing red box she holds in her hands.

“Well Alex, this little something in this neat little box is something you can enjoy together with your SO. While the Penetrator 2000 will provide excellent joy and entertainment when one is alone at home, this here will provide endless joy if your SO is in the house with you.”

She explains loudly and emphasizes the “in the house”-part with some poorly executed ghetto gestures. Alex nods, impressed, and points with both hands at her while leaning a bit back in what he believes to be ghetto-style.

“Alright Judy, what did you bring today then? What is so incredible I won’t believe it until I’ve tried it out myself?”

He asks and Judy’s smile almost splits her face in half. She turns the box around and in golden letters it says, The fabulous Wonderpanties.

“I brought the one and only fabulous Wonderpanties.”

She calls out and opens the box, while Alex mouths a big WOW.

“This hightech marvel will solve every and all your sexual needs and problems in one go. It is soooo incredible!”

She explains in a most excited fashion and pulls a plain grey-ish silver panty out of the box. It looks pretty small and skimpy. Alex looks at it and the doubt is written all over his face.

“Ok, Judy, you were right, I do NOT believe you. How can one simple polyester panty solve all of my sexual needs? Please enlighten me and our audience.”

He asks in that typical over exaggerating manner of a shopping TV host and Judy grins widely at him, always presenting the panty in her hands.

“Well Alex, first of all, this is not polyester at all, even if it looks like it. It is in fact an all new NASA engineered Nanite infused fabric, that is able to self-adjust to absolutely perfectly fit your body, no matter the shape or size you need.”

She begins to explain, while putting down the red box the panty came with. She then proceeds to stretch the panty and astonishingly it stretches all the way and never seems to rip or tear anywhere. Her host looks at it in awe.

“Well wow. Would you look at that, it is like Spandex!”

He comments as she lets it snap back into its original size, and it has not lost any of its shape.

“Better, Alex, much much better. Not only does the fabulous Wonderpanty fit your junk like a glove and feel wonderful while doing so, it will enhance your junk in ways you can’t even imagine. As I said, you won’t believe me until you try it out for yourself.”

Judy praises her product and smiles devilishly. Her counterpart shakes his head and looks at her in utter disbelief.

“But Judy, how can a simple pair of underwear enhance my family jewels? Is it like a wonderbra? I can’t see any padding.”

He says and reaches over for the little garment. Judy hands it to him.

“No, Alex, no fake padding, no foolery here. Feel for yourself how nice it feels on the skin.”

She explains and Alex nods, feeling the fabric between his fingers and rubbing it softly over the back of his hands, his eyes dreamy.

“Oh indeed Judy, it feels wonderful, like a mix of silk and the finest cashmere. But now, tell me, how does this work, how will it enhance my lil’ pecker, and solve all of my sexual needs from here on out?”

His voice is almost rolling over and he looks at her intrigued. She nods eagerly in agreement to his statement.

“Yes, yes indeed, we worked hard with the engineers from NASA, to develop this nice and soothing feel. Lovely, isn’t it?”

He nods just as eager and motions her to continue.

“Well the Nanites within the fabric will scan the wearer's genitals and will provide the best possible enhancements for his or her partner.”

While she is explaining, a few people carry in a big whiteboard for her, meanwhile Alex nods and takes in the information.

Judy points at the schematic representation of male and female reproductive organs on the board.

“As you see, not all men and women are made equal, even if society wants to make us believe.”

She continues and Alex looks at her in shock.

“But Judy, you can’t say that… it is politically incorrect.”

He interjects in a mostly faint complaint and Jufy just grins knowingly.

“Well, anyway, some men are bigger…”

She states and looks at him, while the host grins sheepishly.

“...others are a bit less generously endowed. And for the fairer sex it is the same but in a slightly different way. Some are tighter, some are well, how shall I put it, a bit more loose.”

She says and makes a few gestures depicting lengths and widths as well as diameters of things. Alex nods and smiles and slowly lifts up the small garment into view.

“Yes, yes indeed we all know that, and sometimes it can be a pain, if it does not … well… fit.”

He agrees and Judy nods as well.

“But how will this little piece of clothing, in addition to feeling absolutely great on my skin, will help in making the lock and key fit together better?”

He asks, genuinely curious, while Judy’s smile widens significantly.

“Well it’s good that you ask. This is where those lovely Nanites will come in handy. After scanning the assets of the wearer, these little technologic wonders will enhance said assets to perfectly fit their respective partner. Length, girth, form… all attributes can be adjusted to provide the perfect fit and will therefore provide the maximum pleasure and satisfaction for both participants.”

Judy explains in a most matter of fact way. Alex looks first at her and then at the panty in his hands and then back at her.

“Interesting, most interesting. But how does it work? How would these Nanites of your panties be able to alter let’s say… a small-ish member in a way, that it fits a woman that would need something much bigger, as you yourself have said, there is no padding here?”

The host asks and feels the fabric of the underwear in his hands once more. Judy grins and nods, she flips over the board and shows a schematic of the panties in Alex’ hands.

“Well, as you see here, the Nanites will in this case enclose the… oh dare I say it on free TV…”

Judy giggles softly and Alex waves her off.

“We are late night TV, we will bleep it out if necessary. Fire away Judy.”

“... well in that case. The Nanites will envelope the pe*beep* and enlarge it artificially until it perfectly fits the va*beep*a of the partner, so it is a snug fit and provides ample pleasure.”

The representative explains eagerly and points at a second image on the board showing a fairly small penis encased in a thick layer of Nanites stuck in a reasonably large vagina. Alex nods but raises a finger questioningly.

“But Judy, will this not rob the male of all the pleasure by encasing him in so much padding? I mean, we all know that even condoms will rob you of some of the fun in copulating.”

He sounds genuinely concerned and his counterpart nods in agreement.

“Sure, under normal circumstances I would totally agree with you, but, this is Nanite infused fabric, it will feel as good if not even better than without the fabulous Wonderpanty. The Nanites will form what is essentially a fleshlight around your best piece, an exact replica of your partners va*beep*a but sized to fit your pe*beep* to absolute perfection. The fabric will even provide ample lubrication on both sides, as to make your next cuddle session feel extra special.”

Judy answers and points at the panties still in Alex’s hands. The host looks at the small bit of fabric between his fingers.

“To be totally honest Judy, that sounds too good to be true, and you know what they say, if something sounds too good to be true…”

He begins and Judy completes the sentence for him:

“... it usually is. Correct. But in this case, it gets even better.”

“It does?”

Alex sounds completely baffled.

“Yes, it does indeed get even better! Everyone can slip a pe*beep*cuff over his member and seem to be bigger than he actually is. Those things are around for ages now, but, and that is the kicker Alex, what if your pe*beep* is actually much to big for her va*beep*a? What if you want to park a truck in a bicycle garage?”

She asks and looks at him intently and Alex nods eagerly.

“It’s gonna hurt.”

“Exactly, it’s gonna hurt, and badly so. I mean, yes we are stretchy down there, but it all has its limits, doesn’t it?”

He nods and Judy continues:

“It does, believe me, it does. But now there is a solution for that!”

Alex looks at her questioningly before pointing at the panties.

“You do not say, this way around it works too?”

Judy grins from ear to ear and nods.

“You see Alex, these Nanites in there are super-high-tech. The Engineers at NASA have tried for three hours to explain it to me, but their techno mumbo-jumbo was too high, even for me, and you know me, I know my way around.”

“Indeed you do, we all know that for sure.”

“So, these Nanites are capable of shrinking your weeny down so it will fit into the snatch of a pygmy without needing to pay her for reconstructive surgery afterwards. Something to do with displacement fields. However it works, it just does. We have run extensive tests.”

Judy explains and behind her the aides wheel in a television which shows a montage of different people having sex with each other. Judy points at the screen and the camera zooms in on it.

“As you can see, we have run tests with every possible combination of sizes. Big, small, long, short, wide, narrow, loose, tight.. everything. All our test subjects were more than happy after the tests and were more than happy to be allowed to keep their panties after testing.”

Alex looks at the screen in amazement and awe, and as he sees a particular big man mounting a very petite woman, and without hesitation penetrate her, much to her delight.

“This is absolutely amazing Judy, I can’t believe what I see. How is this possible?”

“I can only say: Fabulous Wonderpanty, Alex. They do fabulous things to your sex lives.”

The show's host nods and tears his eyes from the screen, where the petite woman is plowed like there is no tomorrow.

“OK sizes are a check, but what’s with the biggest problem of them all?”

He asks and Judy grins, gesturing for him to continue.

“What if one is an absolute quickshot? You know, a two-stroke wonder?”

His voice is full of concern, knowing all too well, that most men will never be able to hold out long enough to fully satisfy a woman. Judy lifts her hands placatingly.

“Oh Alex, I never knew.”

She says with a thieving smile and Alex’s cheeks begin to burn.

“Well, my dearest Alex, even in that case the fabulous Wonderpanty will have you covered. They monitor your and your partner’s pleasure constantly and will provide just the right amount of stimulation to both of you, so you will almost always reach your climax together. As I said, the ultimate wearable for all your sexual needs.”

Alex listens and nods every once in a while but to the end he lifts a finger questioningly.

“But Judy, all that sounds lovely and even if only half of it works as you say, all this must need a lot of energy to work and I do not see a plug on these. Where does the juice come from for those?”

Judy never even flinches as she waves him off.

“That is indeed a good question, one we asked the NASA engineers too, since whoever wants to have a mains cable runs into his or her underwear. But fear not Alex, the Nanites in the fabric work on body heat and methane.”

“Body heat and methane? You mean?”

“Yes, I do mean. They run on your farts.”

Judy calls out jokingly and Alex’ head flushes a deep red.

“Jokes aside. The Nanites in the Fabric can convert your body’s heat, sweat and in lack of a better word gasses, into energy for themselves. They repair and duplicate themselves with what resources you will provide to them and will go dormant if you take them off and store them in their package until you use them next. No need for any external power supply or fuel other than what you will provide to them.”

Alex’ jaw almost hits the floor in amazement.

“This is absolutely amazing. Unbelievable.”

“Indeed it is Alex. As I said, the fabulous Wonderpanty is the last piece of clothing you will ever need to absolutely lift your sexlive onto a whole new level.”

It is a well rehearsed sales pitch as she closes her speech and Alex takes over.

“Well ladies and gentlemen, what can I say, the fabulous Wonderpanty!”

He calls out and applauds Judy before addressing the audience again:

“My colleagues just told me that the stocks of the Penetrator 2000 are dwindling, so be quick if you want to get one for yourself and your beloved. There are not many left…”

At the lower edge of the screen the ticker runs through again, advertising the special deal for the Penetrator 2000 and the countdown of the ever shrinking stockpile.

“... and to make matters even better my dear viewers, I am informed that we can offer you all a very special deal. We will pair a Penetrator 2000 with each and every of the first 200 orders for the fabulous Wonderpanty, for no extra cost and as always: Shipping is free of charge!”

He pitches the sale with a thrust of his pointed finger, panty in hand, at the screen and everywhere blinking signs pop up advertising the special deal with a new counter, counting down from the initial 200 orders.

Meanwhile a bunch of people enter the studio behind Alex and Judy, while the two are still raving about the wondrous panties.

“Well I haven’t even told you the price yet…”

Judy admits and Alex nods, knowing fully well, that the offer is already priced at $750,- paired with a Penetrator 2000, which in and of itself would cost around $200,-

“Yeah Judy, I imagine such a wonderful little piece of clothing will cost a pretty penny.”

Judy pulls her lips back in a somewhat crooked smile.

“Well Alex, we can not give them away for free sadly. But we have ensured that you get the best deal we can offer for you and your esteemed audience. We will offer the fabulous Wonderpanty for 750,- dollars, including VAT and the Penetrator 2000 for the first 200 units, after that we will offer them for $700,- each or 1300,- dollars if you get a second pair with your order.”

She explains and counts down the prices. Alex nods seriously.

“Well, Judy. That is a hefty price tag for some underwear. I mean, I wear CK’s and they are pretty comfy I must say, and they come in a five-pack for 75,- dollars. You have to prove to me that these are worth their money before I am willing to pay that amount of my hard earned cash.”

He speaks out what many in the audience are thinking for sure, but Judy once more raises her hands placatingly.

“I know, the price is not cheap, but remember what you get for it. The fabulous Wonderpanty is a unique, NASA engineered piece of high-tech underwear. They will revolutionize your sexlive, you will never ever wanna miss them again, once you try them out. And to prove it to you, I have brought in a few lucky test subjects we found on the streets.”

Judy explains and the aides pull away the board and TV-set, giving way to a group of around 12 people of different sizes and ages. There are men and women among them, and they all wear only the wonderful wonderpanties.

“Naturally we have never worked with these lovely people before. They are not getting paid, and they have agreed to only tell the absolute truth about what they experience.”

Judy educates Alex and the audience at home. Behind her the group nervously steps from one foot to the other and some of the women are clearly not comfortable standing practically naked in front of a big TV-audience. Alex turns around to face the group and gives them all a warm welcome to the studio.

“Lovely, quite lovely indeed. Welcome, welcome to our humble studio. Make yourself comfortable, there is a couch, a bed, some seats and everything. I am sure Judy will explain to all of us what we are about to experience here together.”

Judy nods eagerly and turns to the group of people while the camera swoops up and around them to give a high wide-angle.

“Let me bit you another welcome. I am very happy that you all agreed to be our small test sample, so we can provide unbiased opinions to the audience at home. I want you to enjoy yourselves and the other test candidates to your heart’s content. Feel free to test out the fabulous Wonderpanty we have provided to you to its absolute limits. And no worries, the fabulous Wonderpanty will provide complete and all around protection against any and all STDs and will prevent any unwanted pregnancies from happening. So there is no need to worry at all. Enjoy the provided furniture and features this set provides to you.”

Judy explains in a matter of fact tone while keeping her smile up at all times. Alex nods and gestures towards the provided furniture before turning to Judy once more. Meanwhile the people behind them begin to separate into smaller groups and sequester themselves to the set.

“So you say the fabulous Wonderpanty is also an adequate substitute for a condom?”

He asks and looks once more at the thin, airy fabric of the skimpy piece of clothing in his hands. Judy nods.

“Well yes, they are. As long as you do not want them to let any and all fluids pass through, they will prevent any from getting to the other side. If you want to conceive however, you will have to program them accordingly beforehand. To do so you can put them in the packaging and flick the little switch on the underside of the inlay.”

Judy picks up the red box she had laid down before and opens it. The camera shows the inside of the package which is a red velvet inlay. Judy pulls the inlay out and shows it to the camera. On the underside there is a little switch labeled: Enable fluid passthrough ON / OFF. At the moment it is set to OFF.

“Every fabulous Wonderpanty comes preprogramed to the OFF setting, just to be safe. If you want the full experience however, you can simply flick the switch and put the panties in the packaging for half an hour and the programming will be changed according to the position of the switch. Simple as that.”

She says in a very joyful tone and shows some more times how easy it is to flick the switch and puts the inlay back into the packing. Alex watches her and nods.

“Fascinating, absolutely fascinating. Planning your family has never been easier.”

He states and his counterpart nods.

“Indeed. We all know how nasty condoms can be in that regard. And with the fabulous Wonderpanty, there isn’t even anything left in the panty after cumming into them, as the Nanites will reabsorb the provided material for energy and reproduction.”

Alex mouths another WOW before showing the panty to the camera once more.

“So I will father some offspring after all.”

He shouts out in a mixture of faint concern and joyful exuberance, while Judy keeps on grinning.

“If you put it that way, yes you will sire some offspring, many thousands in fact. Nanites are infinitely small, you know.”

She shows to the camera how small they are by pressing two fingers together. Behind the two, the camera catches some movements, but it is too out of focus to really make out what is happening. But the sounds are very much telling what is happening and they get louder by the moment.

“Oh wow, Judy, listen to your test subjects. It sounds like an orgy back there.”

“Indeed Alex, that is the magic of the fabulous Wonderpanty. Let’s take a look and ask our lovely participants for their opinions.”

Judy states and invites Alex and the camera to come with her to the group of people having fun behind them. The camera is shifting again and rises above Judy and Alex, who are turning towards the scene of absolute mayhem behind them. A dozen people are having wild sex all around the set, on the bed, the sofa, the table and the chairs and one couple is even lying on the floor and having the time of their lives, judging by the sounds and faces they make.

“Oh my god Judy, look at them. This looks like a lot of fun, and it surely sounds like it.”

Alex states and walks next to Judy to one of the couples, who is humping on the sofa.

“It does, but don’t take my word for it, ask them.”

The representative offers and holds a microphone to the couple. Alex nods eagerly.

“Well my dear gentleman, what do you think about this new undergarment you are testing?”

He asks all showman like, and the man, whose facial expression is situated somewhere between absolute bliss and agony looks at him, all without stopping his movements.

“Ohnnnn Alex, you can’t imagine… hnnnn… how good this feels… hannn… never had such …rrrrr… good sex in my life…oh my god… cumming… again…”

He moans and groans as his movements suddenly get jerky while his partner, an elderly woman shudders and begins to twitch with him.

“Hrrrnn… yes… cum for me… hrrnnn… oh fuck it feels…gnnnn… so good…”

She adds to his moans and strains against the cushions on the couch. Alex looks genuinely impressed and gives them a thumbs up before following Judy to the next couple, riding reverse cowboy on an armchair. The woman is bouncing hard on her partner, her eyes rolled back in their sockets so hard, that only the white is showing anymore. Each and every bounce is announced by a joyful squeal and her underbelly is showing the member of her chosen partner moving within her. Her partner in question, a young man of small stature is holding her hips and guiding her movements along is commenting her bounces with grunts.

The host steps closer and Judy reaches the microphone to the man.

“How are you feeling, my fellow?”

The man looks at Alex and under his breath he states.

“Oh my god Alex, this is wonderful… haaa… I never thought my little pe*beep*... ohnnnn… could feel so big in a girl like this…fu*beep* it’s absolutely wonderful!”

Alex nods as the grunts and moans of the participant get louder and more exaggerated. Judy points at the underbelly of the girl and the bulge that seems to move under her skin.

“See, Alex? The fabulous Wonderpanty augmented his size to fit this lovely girls va*beep*a perfectly, see how nicely it moves inside of her. How does it feel, my love?”

She addresses the woman bouncing on the young fellows lap. The girl doesn’t react at first, only after succumbing to her orgasm together with the man under her. She lays back against the chest of her partner, who wraps his arms around her and holds her lovingly against himself. Slowly she comes down from her high and looks at the two hosts of the show.

“S…sorry, what did you say?”

She asks, still breathing heavily. Judy smiles benevolently and repeats herself.

“I wanted to know how you feel, how he feels in you.”

The girl reaches back and strokes the man’s face before kissing him briefly.

“Oh Judy, I can’t tell you how good it felt and still feels. As he told me, how small his pe*beep* is, I was afraid if I would even feel him inside of me, but as soon as he entered, he filled me so nicely, the stretch feels so nice and the sex… oh my god Judy, the sex felt amazing… I haven’t felt like that in literally years…”

She says under her breath while the man behind her nods and strokes her belly. Judy agrees.

“Oh it looked like you were on cloud nine, for sure.”

The young woman nods and shudders once more, as the man behind her flexes his hips once more.

“Oh cloud nine doesn’t even begin to describe it… hnnnn… yes darling, move it a bit more… oh fu*beep* yes… I want to… uhhhnnn… feel you a bit more…”

Alex is baffled and Judy nods knowingly.

“We’ll leave you to it then, have fun you two.”

“Oh we will… we will for sure.”

Says the man behind the woman and said woman nods to him.

“Oh wow Judy, I have never thought it would work that good… look at them. they look so satisfied.”

Alex states as they walk over to the next couple, or more likely trio, that is having a workout on the big bed of the set.

“Yes Alex, that is the fabulous Wonderpanty for you. It will lift your sexlive to a whole new level. You will never have felt something like it ever before.”

States Judy and holds up the packaging to the camera once more. Before they can address the trio on the bed, Alex turns towards the audience once more.

“My colleagues in the sales department just informed me that our stockpile of the Penetrator 2000 is all but gone by now. If you want to get one of these mighty phallic gadgets, you gotta be quick now. Call in now and get one of the very last Penetrators before they are all gone. And as far as I know, we won’t get any more stock of those anytime soon, and surely not for that price.”

The host explains and below him the ticker runs through the screen once more, showing a low two digit number of stock left. He nods as if listening to someone in his ear.

“And further, the lovely folk over in the office tell me, the first 100 of the bundled fabulous Wonderpanties are gone as well.”

He adds and stretches the panty in his hands for the camera once again. Judy nods and chimes in.

“Well you wanna get them while they are still hot. Never gonna be that cheap again.”

Alex nods eagerly and gives a thumb up to the audience at home.

"Yes indeed, it is an unbeatable deal for sure. You're gonna save up to 175,- dollars on this bundle, compared to buying them separately. So be quick and grab one of these bundles of pure joy and pleasure.”

He advertises and while he does so, the second ticker runs below him showing the details of the special offer on the fabulous Wonderpanty bundle. Meanwhile the two turn back to the trio on the bed which has changed positions and is now spitroasting the girl in the middle.

“Oh my, Judy, don’t tell me these panties work with other openings as well.”

The host asks as the girl is sucking hard on the man’s member, but Judy just nods.

“Well Alex, it is certainly not intended for this use, but it works just as fine in this way. The fabulous Wonderpanty will scan the oral cavity of this fine young lady and will adjust the size of this stud’s pe*beep* accordingly, and as a bonus on top, the panties will have a neutral taste on them, at least as long as you have not enabled the fluid to pass through.”

Judy answers and looks at the young girl who is giving all sorts of wet and slurping sounds.

“Are you alright my dear?”

She asks and the girl gives an enthusiastic thumbs up before rolling her eyes and tensing up together with her two partners.The grunting and moaning of the men indicate their climax. The two wait for them to come back from their high before addressing the three of them.

“Well that was one spectacle to behold, I must say!”

Opens Alex and Judy can only agree.

“Indeed Alex, this was spectacular. How do you feel? Did the fabulous Wonderpanty do its job?”

The representative inquires and all three nod eagerly but somewhat exhausted. The girl is in fact the first to find her speech again.

“Oh, Judy, I can’t describe it properly. I’ve never felt like this before. On the one hand, I felt so full and yet it has not hurt even once. I am a quite petite woman, and Andrew here is quite the stud, but he fit inside me just perfectly. And every thrust, every stroke, each movement just felt so perfect. From the first penetration to the last climax. Ten out of ten, would buy it again.”

Andrew agrees.

“Oh yes, it felt and still feels just heavenly. Being endorsed so greatly is a gift, but it is a curse at the same time. Usually women tend to get hurt when the rough gets going. But not this time, no ma’am. She took it and asked for more…”

“...and more I got… and even more I want… so get your wand hard again, I want seconds!”

The girl demands and Andrew grins, accompanied by the second guy.

“You heard the lady, Judy. Can’t chat no more.”

He states and turns the girl over to get back behind her. Alex shakes his head.

“Unbelievable. Have you seen his size in that panty? How the heck is he fitting in her?”

The host asks and Judy just grins and points at the panty in his hand.

“As I said before Alex, these don’t only work by enlarging your pe*beep*, they also can make it smaller, they will do whatever is needed to give you and your partner the best possible experience.”

At this point Alex raises his hand and listens to the voice in his ear, shortly thereafter he turns to Judy.

“Wait a moment Judy, we have an interested member of the audience in line who has a serious question for you and your team that we would like to answer directly during the show. Are you up to that?”

Judy nods and looks at the camera expectantly.

“Alright dear customer, you are on the air. Who are we talking to?”

The voice of the caller comes through the speakers and fills the studio.

“He…hello, this is Jim speaking.”

Judy smiles as the voice sounds rather young and anxious.

“Hello there Jim, don’t you stress out on us, relax. It’s us here. What can we do for you?”

She asks and Alex nods encouragingly next to her.

“I… I have a question on the Wonderpanty… my girlfriend, well she is… how should I put it… she’s not exactly human…”

Alex blushes and already motions to cut the line, but Judy holds him back.

“Well Jim, we do not exactly condone bestiality around here…”

“Wha… Nooo… She’s no animal… well kinda… but nooo… My friend is a dragon…”

Now Judy drops her jaw for a moment and Alex just blinks.

“Well… erm… well Jim, that is a first for us, but OK. So what is your question?”

Judy tries to swallow the frog in her throat until Jim asks his question and Alex listens to the instructions from his team.

“You know, Judy… dragons are a bit bigger in every regard to a human… and I was wondering, if those Panties… would they still work… I mean… with my girlfriend being so… enormous?”

He sounds still very much out of his league while talking to Judy and she is very much overwhelmed by the question, but she needs to answer.

“Well Jim, to be totally honest with you, I don’t know. Dragons aren’t that long a part of our society yet and we had no chance of testing the fabulous Wonderpanty on any of the more esoteric creatures that roam our realm since then. But I would say, you and your lovely girlfriend are invited to come to our emporium and we will be happy to test it with you two and then we can be sure.”

The viewer in front of the TV set gasps and nods at the phone in his hands.

“Th…that would be lovely… I will ask her if she would be OK with trying it out…”

He says and the answer comes simultaneously from his phone and the TV.

“Lovely, Jim, please stay in the line, so we can arrange everything. I would love to meet you and your girlfriend in person.”

Judy says and Jim nods again.

“Su…sure. I’ll stay here.”

He stutters and sees how Alex gives a thumbs up on the screen.

“Please hold the line while we transfer the call to our public relations office…”

Says a digitized voice in his phone and is followed by a god awful holding melody. On the screen Alex and Judy waffle on about how nice the call in had been and what a great opportunity it will be for them to test the panty on an actual dragon of all creatures.

Jim nods, as this indeed will be a great opportunity for him to give his significant other the satisfaction she deserves.

Trembling slightly he pulls his other hand out of his pants and looks at the mess he had made while watching the people on screen having so much fun.

“God it will be glorious…”

He mumbles to himself.

The End?

Concept and Idea by

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