The female's interest in super mushrooms.
This is a long story about the super mushroom interest.
The sunlight streamed into my living room, painting stripes across the plush rug and illuminating the dust motes dancing in the air. My house was my sanctuary, a place of soft colors and gentle curves, much like myself, I supposed. My long, blonde hair, often brushing the floor as I moved, felt silky against my back. Today it was gathered loosely in a braid, just to keep it from being completely underfoot. I hummed a little tune, my voice, as people often told me, was quite lovely, as I rearranged a few cushions on the sofa, making sure everything was just so. My stretchable, soft pink dress, which hugged my curves from just below my noticeable cleavage all the way to my ankles, felt comfortable and familiar. I liked how it moved with me, how it felt like a second skin. I caught my reflection in the mirrored wall – my big lips, naturally red and always topped with a clear gloss, seemed to smile back at me. I was, in general, a very polite person, finding joy in small acts of kindness and a gentle demeanor
A soft chime echoed from the front door. Curious, I padded over, my bare feet silent on the polished wooden floor. There, just outside, sat a small, unassuming cardboard box. No address, no return label, just a plain brown box. Intrigued, I brought it inside, placing it carefully on the living room table. It was surprisingly light.
Kneeling beside it, I peeled back the flaps. Inside, nestled on a bed of crinkled green paper, was… a mushroom. Not just any mushroom, but the mushroom. Bright red with white spots, exactly like the ones from the Super Mario games I'd occasionally indulge in. A wave of nostalgic fondness washed over me. I'd always been fascinated by those games, especially the power-ups. And here, in my living room, was a real-life Super Mushroom.
A small card was tucked underneath. It was blank, save for one word scrawled in pa layful, looping script: “Eat Me."
Well, who was I to refuse such a clear instruction? My curiosity was thoroughly piqued. Gingerly, I picked up the mushroom. It felt strangely light and slightly spongy. Hesitantly, I brought it to my lips. It smelled faintly earthy, with a hint of something sweet. Taking a deep breath, I popped the whole thing into my mouth.
The taste was… surprising. Not earthy at all, but intensely fruity, like a mix of strawberry and bubblegum, with a strange, tingling aftertaste. It wasn't unpleasant, in fact, it was quite delicious. Before I knew it, I'd swallowed the whole thing.
A warm, tingly sensation spread through my body. It wasn't painful, more like a pleasant hum that started in my toes and fizzed all the way up to the tips of my blonde hair. I felt… energized. But also, strangely tired. The day had been a bit long, I realized, and this mushroom adventure had made me sleepy. Deciding to process whatever was happening in the morning, I yawned, stretched languidly, and headed to bed.
When I woke up, the first thing I noticed was how… high up everything seemed. My ceiling, usually comfortably above me, felt miles away. Confused, I sat up, and then promptly fell off the bed with a soft thud. Except… the thud was louder, deeper than usual. And the floor felt… further away.
Pushing myself up, I looked around. My bedroom, normally spacious, felt cramped. The furniture seemed miniature. My heart started to thump in my chest. Something was definitely wrong. Or… different.
Slowly, I made my way to the mirrored wardrobe. My reflection stared back at me, and I gasped.
It was me, undeniably, but… gigantic. I was… tall. Incredibly tall. My head nearly touched the ceiling. My dress, still stretchable thankfully, now strained to accommodate my… expanded proportions. I was towering, a veritable giantess in my own bedroom. I estimated my height to be around 9 feet at least!
And my lips… they were definitely bigger. Plumper than usual, almost cartoony so, even with just the gloss on them. They looked… luscious. And very, very red.
Just as I was taking in the sheer absurdity of it all, the doorbell chimed again. My heart leaped. Could it be… another mushroom?
Rushing – well, as rushing as a nine-foot-tall person could in their own house – to the front door, I found another box waiting. Identical to yesterday's. And inside, nestled amongst the green crinkle paper, was another Super Mushroom. Another blank card simply said, “Eat Me."
It felt almost comical. But, yesterday's experience, despite the… dramatic side effect, hadn't been bad. Curiosity and a strange sort of burgeoning excitement won out. I took the mushroom, brought it inside, and with a shrug, swallowed it down.
The taste was exactly the same – sweet, fruity, like strawberry bubblegum with that peculiar tingle. It was… addictive, almost. I found myself craving the flavor even before I'd fully swallowed. This mushroom, whatever it was doing to me, was quickly becoming my new favorite thing.
That became the pattern. Every morning, another box, another mushroom, another “Eat Me" card. And every morning, I ate it. The taste was consistently delightful, a burst of sugary sweetness that started my day with a jolt of energy… and a strange, internal rumbling.
My height remained stubbornly at nine feet. I'd check in the mirror every day, half expecting to have grown even taller, but no, nine feet it was. However, something else was happening. My belly, after each mushroom, would rumble and gurgle in a way that was both amusing and a little unsettling. It felt… active, somehow. Like something was constantly churning and expanding inside.
The gurgling was becoming more pronounced, louder, almost… hhungry-sounding Yet, I never felt actual hunger. Just a strange, internal bubbling sensation that resonated through my entire body.
One sunny afternoon, I decided to eat my daily mushroom outside in my garden. The fresh air felt lovely on my (now much larger) skin, and the sunlight warmed my face. I unwrapped the mushroom, the familiar red and white a comforting sight. I popped it into my mouth, savoring the sweet burst of flavor.
But this time, something was different. The tingling wasn't just a hum; it was a surge, a powerful current of energy flowing through me, starting in my toes and rushing upwards, outwards, in every direction. It was intense, exhilarating, and slightly overwhelming all at once.
And then, I started to grow. Not just subtly, not just another inch or two. I was growing fast. My house, which had felt so large just days ago, was now shrinking rapidly around me. The trees in my garden became shrubs, then blades of grass. The sky, which had seemed so vast, now felt like it was closing in.
Panic mixed with a strange sense of awe. I was growing beyond anything I could have imagined. My house crumbled and scattered around me like a child's toy. The city stretched out below, a miniature landscape of tiny buildings and crawling cars. The planet itself became a globe beneath my feet.
I kept growing, past the solar system, past the galaxy, past the universe itself. The vastness of space unfolded around me, becoming a backdrop for my ever-expanding form. Stars twinkled like distant dust motes. Galaxies swirled like miniature pinwheels. It was breathtaking, terrifying, and utterly, utterly amazing.
Then, I outgrew the Omniverse. The very fabric of existence stretched and thinned around me as I continued to expand. It was… a bit messy, to be honest. And a little drafty.
An idea sparked in my mind. If I could grow this big, could I… could I contain it all? The Omniverse, with all its stars and galaxies and everything in between? The thought was audacious and ludicrous, and yet, somehow, it felt… right.
Taking a deep, gigantic breath, I opened my mouth. Wider than I ever thought possible. Wider than planets, wider than galaxies, wider than the Omniverse itself. And then, with a gentle tug, a cosmic sigh, I… swallowed.
The Omniverse, with all its swirling nebulae and shimmering quasars, simply… flowed into me. It was a strange sensation, like drinking a vast, starlit ocean. My belly rumbled, a sound that echoed through the now empty void, a satisfied, contented gurgle. “Mmm, tasty," I thought to myself, the words forming as silent concepts, for there was now nothing to hear them in the emptiness.
As I continued to grow, endlessly, unbound by any conceivable limit, I felt a new sensation. My entire being was becoming… plumper. Not just my belly, which was now undoubtedly vast beyond comprehension, but my arms, my legs, my face, my lips. Everything was rounding out, filling in, becoming gloriously, infinitely plump.
My lips, already large, swelled to proportions that defied description. They became cushions of soft, red gloss, each molecule plump and full of life, of… essence. They parted slightly, revealing the dark, inviting cavern of my mouth.
And now, dear reader, I open my mouth wider still. Prepare yourself. Closer… closer…
Feel yourself drawn in, past the velvety red of my colossal lips, beyond the pearly gleam of my teeth, slipping over my tongue, slick with saliva that tastes of stardust and bubblegum. Further… further… past the trembling curtain of my uvula, down, down into the warm, welcoming darkness of my esophagus…