The Misadventures of Seraphim
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Disclamer:
Ok so this is my first story I have ever written and posted anywhere so i aplogize for any screw ups and errors in advance I'm actually not to familiar with HTH but I think I can make an interesting story that is different. and if i can't well fuck it. I don't own any rights to HTH its Characters or any thing. all other real world things i reference or include in this story are all owned by their respective owners I only own my OC's. All constructive criticism is welcome I hope you enjoy this story!
January, 2016
"All right mom I'm leaving for work." Seraphim yelled as he made his way for the door. "Ok mijo, have a good day. Drive safe, and don't flip another car with a Hi Lo thing again!" his mother responded, reminding him how he was fired from his last job. "Ok mom I won't goodbye!" he said back as he closed the door. "That fucker deserved it any way. Idiot didn't know how to run a shift properly!" Seraphim thought to himself as he made his way to his car. As he opened the door to his car and set his lunch box down in the passenger seat he thought to himself ."This will be the first time I worked in nearly a year. I'm lucky enough to have found this job in the first place. I'm not even sure what this High Tail Hall place is but hey if its paying I'll do it." He closed the door, started his car, and started his trip to his new job.
As he made his departure from his house in Newcomb, Maryland he turned on the radio. "It is imperative that the segregation between humans and furries be reinstated for the better of our race as a whole" he heard the unmistakable voice of Donald Trump making another anti furry speech. "Yeah fuck you Trump I'm suprised you even still have supporters after the immigration bullshit you tried to pull!" Seraphim spat as he switched the channel. "I'm telling you those furries are a bunch of sex crazed fiends they'll do anything and everything it's nuts!" Seraphim grimaced as he heard this. "Ok too much info!" he thought to himself as he once again changed the channel. "You know it's dissapointing really, you'd think that after realizing that we were wrong to discriminate against africans, mexicans, asians, muslims and other races, that we would get it right this time but I guess not. I guess we still fear what we don't know." What was being said caused Seraphim to pause. "Yeah you'd think so but people still can't get past their fear I guess. Its sad really." Seraphim thought to himself he had never really interacted with furries since there were very few where he is from but he was sure they weren't much different from humans. You know besides the tails, ears, fur and claws. "Come on some station has to be playing something good." He said as he switched the channel one more time."All right this next hour block of non stop music is brought to you by taco bell, starting us off is all-star by smash mouth." Seraphim laughed inwardly as he said, "All right fuck it I'm listening to this." As the music started up he sang along.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an
"L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didn't make sense not to live for fun
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So whats wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder your bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
my worlds on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
only shooting stars break the mold
...
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold only shooting stars
Somebody one asked could I spare some change for gas i need to get myself away from this
place.
I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
didn't make sense not to live for fun
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets?
you'll never know if you don't go, you'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
only shooting stars break the mold...
20 minutes later
As Seraphim turned off of Black Walnut Point Dr, on to High Tail bridge, he looked out to the island were he was now employed. He saw one big main building with other smaller buildings next to it. He couldn't really make out specific features due to it still being partially dark out since it was around 5:45 am, and there wasn't any other cars on the bridge at this time. As he crossed the bridge he came upto a security booth, stopped and rolled down his window. As he did he was intantly hit in the face with the cold 38 degree air. "God I am so fucking ready for spring!" He thought to himself. "Hey there buddy, can I help you with something?"Asked the pig dressed in a black security outfit with a coat and hat that both had red patches on them that said security. Seraphim looked at his badge and saw it read "Elliot". "Yes, my name is Seraphim, I was just hired here and this is my first day." he responded. "Let me see your I.D. for a sec buddy." Seraphim took out his license and gave it to Elliot. He took Seraphim's license in one three fingered hoof, hand, thingy and looked it over.
Seraphim Andres
Latino, Human
Weight: 148
Height: 5'9"
Eyes: Dark brown
Date of Birth: 06-12-1993
After reading his license Elliot took out his radio and said, "Elliot to AP." He was only greeted with static. with annoyed look he put the radio upto his mouth again and said, "Elliot to AP, AP please respond!" Once again only static. With a sigh to accompany his annoyance he shouted in to his radio. "MIKE! MIKE! WAKE UP NUMB NUTS!" Seraphim then heard some rustling on Elliot's radio and then a response that Seraphim couldn't quite make out. "Well if ya didn't stay up all night drinkin with the ladies you wouldn't have another hangover! Anyway I gotta kid named Surrafiiim here comin for his first day." "Kid?" Thought Seraphim feeling a little insulted. "Ya the human." Elliot responded with annoyance. Seraphim heard more chatter he couldn't make out. "Hehe ya alright I'll send him back." with that Elliot set down his radio and held out Seraphim's license to him and said. "Alright kid your good to go, just turn left at that sign and go 'round to the back." Just as Seraphim was about to take his license back Elliot pulled it back just out of his reach and added with a grin." Y'all try not to have to much fun kid!" He handed back his license with a wink. "Uhh, okay?" Seraphim said akwardly as he rolled up his window while proceeding past the booth. As he came closer to the island he could see more of the buildings in better detail, from what he could see this island seemed to be like some type of get away/resort with a bunch of shops, attractions, and bars surrounding the main building. Seraphim made his way to the back of the main building and found the employee parking lot. After finding a parking spot he exited his car and made his way to the employee entrance. As he came to the door he saw that it had a badge scanner on it, a security camera in the upper corner, and a button to the left with a sign above it that read, "Push to call AP." Seeing how he didn't have a badge he opted to press the button. When he did the sound of a phone ringing came from a speaker next to the camera. After a few seconds someone answered. " eeyyy there he is the human guy haha! how you doin bro, my names Mike, I'm The guy that makes sure shit doesn't get stolen! Anyway so I know its your first day and you may find that there are lot of things here that can be a bit uhh, Overwhelming. But you should fit right in here and find it pretty easy to get along with everyone here. You know as long your not one of those furry hating humans. Your not right?" Mike ended. " Uhh, I try not be." Seraphim replied, " Good, Good okay I'll buzz you in just talk to the wolf at the security station inside and he'll tell you were to go okay?" Seraphim only responded, "uhh, ya okay." "Alrighty welcome to High Tail Hall pal, hope you know what your in for!" Seraphim only gulped when Mike said that. After Mike hung up Seraphim heard a buzz come from the speaker signaling him to open the metal door. He put his hand on the Push handle and thought to himself, " I really don't think I know What I'm in for."
A/N: Ok well thats the first chapter I will do my best to update this every week but like i said this is my first time creating any type of story and my work schedule is hectic so don't be suprised if I'm late every now and then. Thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed it so far!