A Cure For Doomscrolling

Story by Prince Zariel on SoFurry

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A short NSFW story I felt like writing because pillow humping is just so hot! More people should experience that sort of pleasure. Remember that you can commission stories by looking at the link on my profile! <3

Extra points if you get the two movie references (One is a lot easier than the other).


Caleb first realized how comfortable beds could be once he mastered the art of doomscrolling. It was an accomplishment moving out of his parents’ place. Unlike a lot of his friends, his mom and dad actually wanted him to stick around, constantly worrying about how their baby boy would fare in the real world. Caleb relied on them for a lot, but he wasn’t going to let their concerns stifle his chance at adulthood and post-college independence. He yearned for freedom! And that freedom came at the cost of his childhood bed, which the red panda lugged up several flights of stairs to get into his new apartment. The old thing was one of the many objects his parents insisted he take with him and he learned long ago that arguing only made the entire process more difficult.

So there he was. An apartment, roommates he met through the gaming club on campus, and a twin sized bed with Mario sheets whose frame bent it like Beckham. What more could a man want? Caleb’s days consisted of waking up at the crack of dawn, making sure his clothes fit in front of the dirty bathroom mirror, and heading out for the train that’d take him a couple cities over. The commute back was even worse. The cars were so packed with screaming school children that the panda thought his eardrums would rupture. Noise canceling headphones only did so much. He was often smushed against the wall, trying to make sure he wasn’t accidentally crossing onto his neighbor’s seat. Walking the last mile home with sore feet was the nail in the coffin. When he got up to the apartment, all Caleb wanted to do was sleep. At least his Mario sheets were there for him.

Slipping his pants and socks off, the panda got under the covers quickly. There was more than the Mario brothers waiting for him though. Caleb wasn’t the type of guy to make frivolous purchases, most of his money was spent on food during lunch breaks, but he found himself with debit card in hand on a daki website shortly into his move. He got the link from a friend. Curious, he scrolled through the website with a trepid fascination. He knew the memes about people with body pillows, how they were all weebs or neckbeards or something, but the idea intrigued him. What was so wrong about wanting something to cuddle at night?

The website, on the other hand, made their intentions clear. It was boobs all the way down. No matter how far he scrolled, every banner boasted a cute, but topless, anime girl. Caleb had to strategically pick specific series to find a stray dick. Well, one that was on a male character anyway. That was the beauty of the site. There was almost anything a person could want. Characters from established series, original creations, collabs with popular content creators, customization. Did he want his Kindred pillow to be with or without her mask? If pussy wasn’t his thing, he could order a Kindred with both parts. The blush on Caleb’s face was relentless. It was all a bit overwhelming.

Finally, he found a category he knew would have some sort of representation for a refined homosexual such as himself: Pokemon. And the website didn’t disappoint. While there was still plenty of female Pokemon showing off to start a successful camming business, there was also a nice selection of men as well. One daki in particular caught Caleb’s eye. He wasn’t a huge fan of this mon, but something about it made the panda stop dead in his tracks. Slowly, he clicked on an arcanine cover.

There wasn’t any customization for this one. It was like the artist didn’t want any company to mess with their vision and Caleb could see why. This arcanine was, well, perfect. He stared back at Caleb with a pleased grin on his face. Striking a pose for the panda, the arcanine kept one muscled arm behind his head. The mon’s large frame took up most of the cover’s width. With a large valley of sprawling white fur down his middle, Caleb instinctively reached towards the screen, wanting to touch. But then his eyes were drawn lower to a turgid, red member that sprang from a fuzzy sheath. The arcanine's thick knot was ready to be tied to the panda’s tight hole. The grin now looked smug and greedy and Caleb knew that the mon could get him to do whatever he wanted. Successfully under the arcanine’s spell, he could almost hear the satisfying pop as the knot slowly stretched him, only to plunge itself in deeper seconds later. The red panda only realized he was drooling when the saliva scratched his chin. He bought the thing before post-nut clarity could hit.

That’s how Caleb’s nights started. Legs wrapped around the silky two-way tricot, his head next to the arcanine’s as he endlessly scrolled on his phone. There was never anything too interesting on his feed. Just memes and random posts that kept him entertained before sleep eventually took over. He found it strange how he couldn’t look away from the device. It had him under the same spell the arcanine did. Every so often, Caleb would grind against the pillow. Not enough to get his blood really flowing, but what else was he supposed to do in this compromising position? That’s the only thing that could pause his scrolling. After a few thrusts, the panda’s mind was overrun with fantasies of his arcanine companion. The stronger man pinning him down, his body weight making the panda unable to move as he nibble on Caleb’s neck. His cock would be desperate to spread his seed inside him. Pulsing, it’d drive into him as they waited for it to shrink after they finished. Both of them would be panting and spent, smelling of salt and sweat and musk. It was in these moments that Caleb wished he bought a dildo as well.

Because now he had a problem. Dick poking out of the top of his underwear, his body was in such a state that he had to fuck something. There was no magic spell he could cast to calm himself back down and the only thing nearby was his arcanine pillow. The decision was obvious. Dropping the phone on the bed, the panda closed his eyes and thrust against the pillow. With his cock smushed between the fabric as his stomach, he could feel beads of pre rolling onto his soft fur. Moaning softly to himself, Caleb had to concentrate on his thrusts so he didn’t get too out of breath, but the panda did anyway, his hot breath exhaling onto the arcanine’s fur. Pulling down his underwear, Caleb took a few seconds to position himself on top of the daki, straddling it. Breathing heavily, the panda looked down at the arcanine and grinned. Looks like the roles were reversed. Hugging the top of the pillow, the panda threw his whole body weight into thrusting against the fabric, aiming for where the mon’s hole was. All he could think about was breeding; he wanted to pump this mon full of seed. With how tight and wet it was down there, he could truly feel his partner’s insides. Then, as quickly as it started, it ended. Caleb exploded onto the pillow and his stomach, his sticky seed coating both surfaces. Landing on his side, he rolled over onto his back, staring at the ceiling as his chest rose and fell. Cock still hard, Caleb would’ve given it another go if his energy wasn’t completely drained. Instead, the world of sleep claimed him before he could reach for his phone.