Tales from Salamandastron: The Patrol
Seems to jolly well be all he does round hereabouts, wot wot?" cross tried to picture young charles, out and alone in the harsh wilderness without company or friends.
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book I: Chapter 9
Forgot t'tell ye he shit hisself, wot!" "wot d'you mean, 'forgot'?! you know i hate this fuckin' smell!"
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book II: Chapter 14
"knowin' wot ya are, wot role you play in society--it can get to ya. might drive ya mad." "or perhaps i embrace wot i am." kurwin walked directly in front of bloodbrain and glared at him.
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book I: Chapter 17
"wot did you jus' call me?!" stanno shrugged. "wot? i'm tellin' good ole meklarn here wot you are. you're right. i shouldn't have called you a bitch; that was rude of me. but let's face it, ozgin: you _are_ an arsehole.
Salamandastron Spring
"who's the lucky lass, you don't normally make a request like this so it must be somebeast special wot wot?" the glare the hare received back was more than an answer causing him to shrink back. "er yes sir i'll go get the food personally sir!"
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book II: Chapter 6
"wot the _fuck_?!" shouted teg.
Chapter 3: BDSM Elfs From Space
"...we wot, mate?" "i...i ain't sure bout dat..." "oh really? okay den. heh! tell me, how'd you girlz feel if i'ze said d'erez some bitchez ovah d'ere?!" "so wot?"
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book II: Chapter 11
"you know wot you wanna sing?" "yeah, mate! just make sure you strum it right; i know wot t'do." honward looked down at the gittern for a moment and sniffed.
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book I: Chapter 7
Yah wanna know wot's gonna 'appen tonight? hehe, them vermin are gonna spend all night drinkin' an' fuckin' 'til their cocks turn red, wot!
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book I: Chapter 23
"wot would drive somebeast to do something like this? wot...wot satisfaction could-could this serve as? wot joy does this bring? there's fightin' in a war, an' then there's just..._evil_. there's torture. there's rape.
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book II: Chapter 2
"that's not--" "so wot say ye, guosim?! wot d'ye think i should do with this...this slanderous filth?!" jurlick couldn't help himself.
What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book I: Chapter 14
But ye know wot else we are?" razzik blinked. "wot?" "we're pirates! an' we ain't gunna let some fuckin' tree climbers claim our lives today!!"