I Think, That’s Me Problem - humor - maybe
"I think, that's me problem," Grumble groused into his beer, "I'm a think'n man... always have been. Think on your feet and they'll never be able to nail you down." "Most I ever seen you think Grumble," Peter replied, "Was when you tried to figure...
The Sum Of Good Things
_The Sum of Good Things_ by Vixyy Fox "Stay still Sum and don't try to communicate," whispered an electronic voice in the darkness of a near total power failure, "Your transmissions cause my radio to squeal and that's a dead giveaway." There was...
The Egg - adult humor
_The Egg_ _by_ Vixyy Fox Toby found the darned thing tucked way back in his mother's bedside table drawer. He wasn't supposed to be snooping there, but... he wasn't really snooping after all; he was exploring for pirate treasure with his little...
Dullie And The Piper
_Dullie and the Piper_ by Vixyy Fox "I never told anyone... quite simply because they would not have believed me." Dullie Mouse sighed deeply. "Mon Dieu... thinking back upon it; I don't believe me." The little Church Mouse dressed in his best...
What No One Else Can See
_What No One Else Can See_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ "Please," I told him, "Just speak your mind and I will record what you say for the after action report. If you wish, you can pretend I'm not even here." He snorted a derisive laugh. "As you wish, sir....
Wolf God
_Wolf God_ by Vixyy Fox "So who do I pray to?" Francine Fox nudged her brother Frank and when he didn't pay any attention, she popped him on the forehead with her little fist. "Pay attention to me!" she demanded. "I was praying." "You were...
Dogs Sniff Butt... Cats All Suck!
_Dogs Sniff Butt... Cats All Suck!_ _ _by Vixyy Fox The old Bloodhound looked at the pup and barked at him, "We all sniff butt; that's what we do... we're dogs right?" Sammy was about to bark back with a loud 'RIGHT!', but instead stopped to...
The Fox And The Fiddler
_The Fox and the Fiddler_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ _ _ _Written while listening to Tuulen Nostatus (Raising The Wind) by Sanna Kirky-Suonio._ Bjarte tapped his bow on the back of the fiddle in a slow measured beat. 'I feel the tune,' he thought to...
An Old Story - a war story of unreality
_An Old Story_ by Vixyy Fox _There is such knowledge in the old stories._ _The adults call them Fairy Tales,_ _The children call them the truth._ _Simple words can convey complex ideas._ _It's that easy, or not._ _You merely have to...
Henry's Ninth Wife - humor in a small poem
_Henry's Ninth Wife_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ Henry was a miserable old thing Married eight times, he liked to sing, 'Heigh and Ho and Hie, They must all serve me their pie. If they don't, Stoat or Goat, Their heads all get cut off by and by.' ...
The Dark Room
_The Dark Room_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ Samantha giggled. "That tickles." Her eyes were closed though the room was darkened to an absolute blackness. She couldn't see... wouldn't see... refused to see; it would spoil the fun of pretending she was...
Sharing a Room
_Sharing a Room_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ Pexi woke to a bone hard finger being stuck into his side. "You're snoring." "Yeah..." he blinked and smacked his lips as semi-asleep sleepers sometimes will. "Yeah... so what? I don't snore I don't breathe I...