Goddamn Bitch

'Hey Lukas,' my goddamn friend Toby asked me once, 'do you think you could watch my dog for the weekend? I'm gonna be gone...' So, being the nice guy I am, I said, 'yeah, okay, Toby, sure, I can do that'. God. I had no idea what I was getting into....

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Pissing Out the Fire

I'm into some kinda weird things, okay? This morning started out like any other. See, I rent a place with two dogs, a big king shepherd named Pan and a bigger Arcanine named Arkani, and we... well, we're all 'in good' with each other, so to say....

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Taken Down a Peg(ging)

Ding-dong... Shit. I rolled over in bed, pulled the covers up higher, swallowed down whatever crap had gathered in my throat over the night. It was, like - what - nine AM? Too early... ...Ding-dong... ...God, what did I do last night? I......

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Under Intense Heat and Pressure

So, let me set the scene. It was a cold day (or at least cold for me), one of the ones where the sky's just this uniform stone-grey in all directions, and you can't tell where the sun is no matter how hard you try. I was all bunched up in a...

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You'd Be All That I Could Desire [Commission]

"Gabriel..." The summers in this city couldn't really be described as 'summers', but rather more... temperate autumns. The wind still blew and whispered through the leaves of what few trees stood beside the streets; sometimes it rained, usually a...

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Stars Brought You Here (Elder Scrolls)

A cloudy morning at the port town of Vulkhel Guard. Misty clouds hung low over the horizon, as grey as the sea below, and just as still; on land, life stirred even at this hour of morning, as shipping ports never really sleep. The bite of the cold, the...

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A Not-So-Lonely Night [Commission]

The rain poured evenly down, with no pause or variation or break save when a particularly fat drop smacked against the windshield of the car. The wolf inside cursed and leaned forward in his seat - even though the wipers were turned up the highest they...

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You Are Not Alone

"The high today got down to 89, and thanks to an incoming coldfront, tomorrow should come to 85. Also thanks to this front, we should have storms through the rest of this week..." The wolf looks up from his book at the TV, where the weatherman did his...

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A Night in the City, Lost [Request]

In the city, the stars are never visible. Between all the high-rising skyscrapers and stone hives fighting among one another for reign, all that can be seen at night is dark off-blue sky, devoid of the little pinpoints of light that are rumored to...

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Study Date [Request]

"Based on the equation - which is not in standard form, as you should be able to tell - which of the conics is this? Anyone?" The otter slumped down in his seat and rested his head in his paw, going over already-done equations in the notes to make it...

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All the Time in the World [Trade]

"Serv." "Mmh." The otter opened his eyes and looked down at his mate, who had him lifted up onto his legs while he thrust into him, again and again and again. Serv bounced a little with each forceful thrust and moaned, the pulses of hot energy that...

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Eyes of Emerald [Request]

The black-furred fox sat on the bench, all alone beneath a solid grey sky: he was waiting for someone, and had been waiting for a while. It was getting to the point where he was seriously considering just getting up and going home. The coldness of the...

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