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Flush a Fuck Ch. 33

Santa's Throne

"Are you sure you don't want to go with us?" Mark asked as he shifted his phone to hear better.

"I'm positive, I can't go anyway I have a last minute holiday deliverable on my blog prompting for sales for my latest book" Aleck replied coming out tinny and distant.

"Well if you're sure then it will just be me, Nick, Asmo, Kitsu, and Zane"

"Sorry but you guys have fun for me"

"Sure thing after al going to see Santa is always fun"

"I'm sure it is but then you always seem to get in trouble so suddenly making a video and typing up a few paragraphs doesn't seem so bad"

"Ha Ha Ha" Mark laughed humorlessly "You know I don't plan for things to happen like that things just happen"

"Yes but you seem to attract them"

"I will admit to some issues with bad luck but I have never fared badly from it"

"I plead the fifth on that one oh well you guys have fun I gotta run bye" Aleck said this then a sharp click cut off the phone.

"Heh well guess it's just us guys" Mark said as he put the phone down and steered around some of the traffic.

The group including Mark, Nick, Asmo, Zane, and Kitsu were all bundled into Mark's truck and driving down the highway. As they passed by Alecks' house Mark tooted the horn then they raced on towards Vesta. The houses decorated with lights and Christmas scenes provided some break up as they crossed rural areas and small towns. The group chatted amongst themselves quietly, sharing dreams of things they wanted for Christmas and things they planned to share with Santa as well as things they had already purchased for unsuspecting friends. The scenes outside began to changes as more and more houses were added and the highway lifted above a suburban sprawl then came down near a city stockyard. The light displays also changed from houses and homes to displays cities tended to put out.

There were Santa's waving, toy factory scenes, lighted lampposts and shop fronts and as they approached, their destination things got a little bit naughty. Mark had decided that a mall Santa was not appropriate for adult furs who would have raised issue among parents. He had instead driven them to a store that was specifically for adults and the scenes they displayed for Christmas were naughty and kinky. One was an inflatable Santa and reindeer humping away at each other.

Another featured a Mrs. Claus and several elves doing almost impossible things. A Santa's sleigh where all the deer were mounted on each other and Santa dressed in leather cracked a whip. There was even a grouping of inflatables where two snowmen were using a public bathroom and getting blowjobs, Santa and Mrs. Claus were being caught in their bathtub and two deer were humping while one sat on the commode.

Mark parked the truck and the group got out stretched legs and tails then headed inside. Kitsu looked around in wide eye wonder at the shop. The place was decked out in Christmas and at the same time country cabin. Sex toys and devices were stacked up in piles and on shelves, movies lined one entire wall leading into a separate room, and trees put round the store were festooned with ribbons, underwear, and more toys on the branches and below the branches.

Over in a corner a set of stairs went up to a winter wonderland and in the opposite corner was a slide. As the group watched a fur slide down giggling happily and the small line going up shuffled forward a little; Mark didn't lead the group over to the line right away instead he held Kitsu back, and did his best to keep Nick and Asmo from feeling embarrassed.

"W-w-wow that's a lot of stuff for well umm well naughty time" Asmo said as he looked round and his normally black fluff took on a crimson glow.

"It sure is" Nick said as he did his best to pay attention to his foot paws and the laces on his shoes.

"Ooooo I see a lot of things I want on my list" Kitsu said as Mark held onto him a lot harder.

Zane just murrled and padded off to have a look around, Kitsu pulled and wound up bringing the other three with him to look around the store. The place had stuff to suit every furs need, kink, or secret wishful feeling. Asmo fussed with his hoodie as they passed by stacks of vibrators, and dragon styled dildos. Nick squeaked a little bit as the passed by synthetic female parts toys for males to play with. Mark held onto Kitsu's' coat hard while the fox tried to lead them to a display featuring a supersized horse cock dildo. The fox was murrling and grunting.

Zane popped up from a doorway, one that led to the basement. He was grinning happily and motioned the group to follow him on down. The basement showed signs that it had obviously featured fetish equipment at one point but most of that had been relocated to the corners and now in the center was a row of different sized flushmaster 360's.

"Look at em all what are they for?" Zane asked as he lifted the lid on one and looked in its bowl.

"My company makes and sells them and its obvious they contracted to sell out of this place I see the new ultra-deluxe flushmaster is here" Mark said as he pointed to the largest commode.

The pot was like a giant soup cauldron easily capable of being filled with fifty gallons of water. The tank was equally huge and the seat looked to be adjustable. The placard next to it said it was meant for large furs like full-scale dragons, bulls, horses, and bears. It also claimed that it was capable of handling anything you needed it to more so than the already proven flushmaster models.

"Its impressive" Zane said as he looked in its cavernous bowl.

"Yes it is but its not why we are here you know" Mark said as he pulled on the cats suit jacket and led the way back up the stairs.

They headed over to the line and joined the short cue of furs waiting to see Santa. The line was short and they moved up the stairs quickly to stand in the shorter line of the Santa's grotto. On a suspiciously rounded out golden throne sat a Santa. He was dressed in red leather and you could tell the pants didn't have an ass but did have a codpiece that covered his bear hood. The coat was also leather and trimmed in white short-cropped fur like the cuffs of the pants were. The bear had put on a fake snowy white beard and a leather Santa hat. On his lap sat a nervous looking rabbit who whispered in the bear's ear. Santa nodded then motioned for the rabbit to go on down the slide.

The next fur was a burly looking tiger who sat on the bears lap smiled for the photo then spoke with Santa. The bear frowned as he looked at the big cat and then while the line looked on he yawned open his maw and gulped the tiger down; the other furs looked on in apathetic gloom while the stripped cat was swallowed down to distend out Santa's gut. The next fur was called forward to sit on the bears lap. She was a vixen and whispered in Santa's ear. Santa nodded then sent her to a different path instead of the slide she got to go up a little bit further and sit with some other waiting furs.

They shuffled forward a little bit as another guest was gulped down. Shortly afterward while a horse was visiting with Santa; the line heard a loud flush and Santa's gut got a little smaller. The horse was sent over with the other furs to wait.

"Why are all those furs being sent over to wait?" Nick asked

"They are after something that Santa may have trouble giving, like love or hope or other almost intangible things. They get to sit there till Santa's shift is over and the owner in a sense of charity might help them." Mark explained as they shuffled forward a little more.

"So if they are looking for love how can they be helped?" Zane asked

"The owner fancies himself a matchmaker and has had a lot of luck setting people up and having them wind up as life long customers." Mark said as they shuffled forward again.

"What about hope or other stuff?" Kitsu asked as they watched a bunny skip off to slide down the slide.

"Well this place turns a huge profit so if it requires money like operations or loans or such he gives freely because then if any fur who objects to the place raises a fuss they have a huge support base of people who know that despite some feelings the place does do good stuff." Mark said as they came up to the gate, a helper put up a sign saying that Santa was going on break for a bit.

"Well w-why is he voring naughty furs?" Asmo asked

"Heh don't worry I recognize that throne he's seated on" Mark said as they watched Santa grunt and his stomach flatten out then a loud rushing flush was heard.

"It's a flushmaster specialty model. Likely as not they decided to go with the be good for goodness sake idea here this year."

They watched as Santa got up and walked over to the group of waiting furs and led them through a secret door in the wall. The line waited patiently for Santa's return and some people got out of line to do a little browsing for special things for special friends. The five friends chatted more and Mark explained and answered questions. He was even able to pose some to his friends as they all waited for Santa to come back.

The time it took for Santa to return and the posted time were greater in difference than had ben anticipated. The helper began to look nervously at her watch and spoke to another one. As they were whispering back and forth, the secret door opened and another bear dressed in the Santa leathers returned. It was obvious that this wasn't the normal worker; for one thing the stomach was distended out and the codpiece didn't fit right. One of the workers stepped over to speak to him, he briefly waved his paws then took his seat at the throne and they all heard a massive fart then splash in the bowl below as he waved for another fur to come forward.

Nick was the first one up and he nervously approached the throne. The bear lifted up the small otter and sat him on his knee. Nick was able to whisper a Christmas wish into the bears ear. The bear nodded looking disinterested then looked nick over and promptly shoved his head into his maw. With just a few gulps the otter was sliding down the dark tunnel of the esophagus to splash down and the bear motioned for the next fur.

Kitsu was the next up and he sat and whispered his wishes. The bear repeated the performance gulping the fox down till only a tuft of tail fur was visible in his lips. With a gentle glurp that was swallowed too; one of the workers came over at this point and pointed out that only some furs had either requested or deserved this doing it to all of them would ruin store profits. The speech was silenced with another gulp and the bear called for Zane.

Zane squirmed as he sat on the bears knee, "What would you like for Christmas?" he prompted

"I have a bit of a bizarre request" the cat said coolly

"Oh and what might that be?" the bear asked

"I want to be flushed" Zane said

The bear didn't respond but pushed a button on the throne. One of the shrinking rays flipped out and zapped the cat before he could mew. Santa picked up Zane and dropped him in the bowl below then pointed at Mark. Mark padded forward he could hear the cat splashing about below treading in the dark disgusting water.

"And what would you like?" Santa asked

"I'd like to know why you are eating every fur in sight?" Mark asked

"Because they are naughty"

"Are they? Are they really I mean after all Nick is polite, Zane is just silly so why eat them all?"

"Because all are naughty and because I'm hungry" Santa snarled as he yawned his maw.

He gulped Mark down as the rest then motioned for Asmo. Asmo shook his head and squirmed back. The bear stood up and pulled the drake over.

"Now, now little one no need to fear Santa if you've been a good boy." The bear said as he resumed his seat and let a simple frrrt blast the treading cat below.

"I-I-I h-h-have" the drake stammered out, "I j-j-j-just want h-h-happiness"

"Ho, Ho, Ho I can deliver that" the fake Santa said then he began to force

Asmo down his throat and into the writing gut below.

The bear sat back and groaned gently as the dragon force his gut out and he let digestion begin to grind the contents down quickly. Once the only thing left were loose and broken bones, skulls, and thick soup glop he motioned for Kitsu to come forward.

The fox gently came forward and intended to sit on the bears lap. Throwing away all pretense the bear grabbed the fox and forced him down like all the rest. Then he motioned for more and more furs. The other helper attempted to stop him but met with the same fate all others who approached this false Santa had given.

A rushing flush told some of the furs who were still waiting in line and considering leaving what fate they would meet. Zane was taken away with the messy contents including the furs from the back office and the owner.

"Come forward you all should know by know you won't be leaving by the front door" the bear said tossing away the beard and hat. "After all the owner wont be back till tomorrow especially since his skull is stuck in my rectum right now"

People freaked out now realizing despite their own interests this monster intended to process them; like the old tales of Krampus doing to children who disobeyed. They scattered across the store some trying desperately to force the doors open. The doors were blocked from the outside and the bear advanced on one delusional deer.

"Heh if you wanted out you should have left an hour ago before I got here" he said as he grabbed the poor bleating creature. "I find it funny here I am Santa and you a deer after all but I don't think you'll go down in history unless one of those antlers gets stuck in me"

He swallowed the deer down feet first and when it came to the antlers, they were snapped off and chewed before being gulped. Many more furs met the same fate that night. Rabbits were gulped, dogs howled as they were melted, and skunks and jaguars splashed into messy remains of furs wrinkling noses as they met their fate. When the last guest had gone down squirming and squealing the bear returned to the throne. He tore off the codpiece and flushed it and the pants and coat followed in shreds.

Now naked the bear rested on the golden toilet and pulled over a toy to pleasure himself with as he waited for the faster digestion he enjoyed from the nanites to work things over. He was so busy attending to his own needs he didn't hear the arrival of two other visitors. One was dressed in red ermine and white trimmed robes and clothes, while the other wore only a loincloth and ragged almost dirty fur that was somehow still clean.

One was snow white husky pot bellied and smiling behind a white beard and blue twinkling eyes. The other was demonic somehow a cross between goat and bear, boar and deer, rabbit and horse; all twisted into one and given a nightmare cast. His eyes were glaring red and when he smiled you could see sharp canines. The two looked at each other and nodded as they surveyed the shop then they spoke.

"Well as first stops go this one is a little discouraging it would appear there is work for both but mostly for you" the husky spoke as he put a naughty ornament back on the tree where it had fallen from.

"I sincerely hope you don't mean that because of this shops wares" the amalgamation hissed.

"Oh no Krampus I mean because of the unfortunate actions of the one who sits upon that throne up there"

"Well Claus I suppose we should go and scare the....ahem victims out of him before I send him where he belongs"

The two figures crossed and climbed the stairs slowly. The bear had finshed with his glandular needs and was now looking through a magazine he had snagged. The two figures approached him and stood quietly waiting for him to notice. When this didn't happen the husky finally coughed politely.

"Ahem .... If we may have your attention please Bruce Maywell we have quite a few other places to visit tonight before our rounds are completed and you are a very important part of the stops."

The bear sat up and dropped the magazine when he heard the cough and blushed red at being caught with more then his pants down. He let his jaw hang as he made his own survey and at the shock of their knowledge of his name.

"W-w-w-who are you?" he finally asked

the husky chuckled "Surely you know us or maybe me at least after all who comes but once a year and delivers good things?"

"Well I can see you're dressed like Santa I was too until a little while ago."

"Yes I know believe me I know" Santa said as he gave a disgusted kick to the pleasure toy that was leaking "As for my colleague well surely you've heard of Krampus?"

"Can't say as I have" the bear said as he shifted his huge girth.

"Black Peter, Karo, Styx, Shad Dow?"

At each mention of these names the amalgamation nodded and grinned. The bear shook his head at each and at the end Santa shook his as well.

"How very sad to be forgotten it must be for the true punisher of naughty children, Well Krampus he may not know you but he soon will, won't he?" Santa said as he turned to his companion.

"He certainly will indeed" Krampus said as he advanced upon the bear.

Bruce looked on in horror as the monstrous form approached him and the seat below took hold of his bottom. With each step the creature took the more the bear felt frozen in place until Krampus stood close to him and began to bend down.

"Please, please don't hurt me" Bruce whined as he struggled to move.

Krampus whispered in his ear "Oh don't worry I won't hurt you... Yet"

With that a clawed paw and finger reached behind Bruce's shoulder and depressed the fold flush lever. The toilet below roared into life and Bruce suddenly felt his bowels discharging their contents. The toilet finished flushing but the bears ass continued to disgorge its fiery contents into the expanding bowl below. He groaned in pain as bones and skulls stretched him open. The liquid torrent of former furs was broken up when solid masses of waste shot out painfully and amidst this to his horror the bears cock began to piss like a garden hose draining out the liquids that had already been forced through.

When the torrents finally finished, Krampus hit the flush again and this time Bruce feared the huge toilet would take him down it. To his relief the pot drained itself with a huge gurgle and returned to normal.

"Now that your unwilling guests have been returned to their homes save for five we will personally handle its time to deal with your punishment." Krampus hissed.

Santa joined him and shook his head as he looked over a list. "Well this isn't the first time and it likely won't be the last."

He ticked off the list and at each event Bruce winced more and more.

"I can see only one way to handle this bear who would do things people wouldn't agree to" Santa said as he rolled up the scroll and put it away. "He should receive as goo as he gets and more so then"

"Just what I was hoping you would say." Krampus said with an evil grin.

Krampus was on the bear in an instant. Santa having seen it all before turned away to let the shadows on the wall show him only. The shadow of Krampus came to the shadow of Bruce then it joined the bears shadow at its head before lifting up the bears shadow and pulling it into itself. A loud belch signified the completion of the task and with it done; the two left the shop. Santa nodded his head with his finger beside his nose and the lights went out leaving the glow of the trees only to illuminate.

The pair crossed to a waiting sleigh and checked on the five sleeping figures there within. Nick, Asmo, Kitsu, Mark, and Zane sleeping peacefully below a sleigh blanket. Santa and Krampus climbed into the front seat and with a quiet whisper of "Dash!" they took to the sky.

It was a short trip to Aleck's house where they landed quietly on the roof and even more quietly stepped out. Downstairs in the house Aleck had just put the cookies out and gone to bed. He had just settled in and was getting cozy when he heard a gentle whump from the living room. Aleck rushed to the living room missing the light that clicked on in his bathroom and the hushed whisper to "hurry up we don't have all night".

Out in the living room Santa and Krampus had deposited Aleck's sleeping friends and Asmo had rolled off the couch to flump on the floor. Aleck chuckled and then got blankets to put over his sleeping friends. He then turned off the lights once more and headed for his bed but paused when he saw the light on in his bathroom.

In the bathroom Krampus was disposing of Bruce's messy leftovers. The flushmaster was gorged out and the groaning creature was still releasing him. Aleck watched as the strange creature finished then wiped and stood up.

"Sorry about this" Santa said as he munched one of the cookies.

Aleck jumped a bit then turned to see the husky invader, "Uh it's okay I guess, Santa?"

"Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas Aleck you've been a good boy so I brought your friends to spend the holiday with you and now I think it's time to go"

Back in the bathroom Krampus had finished cleaning up and dropped more paper into the bowl. He then flushed which had Aleck whipping back around to see. He watched his toilet work on the mess. Krampus stood off to the side for a bit grinning evilly. As aleck watched flames seemed to rush out of the bowl and the ghostly figure of a polar bear in chains appeared and was then sucked down with the messy glop Krampus had pooped out. As it finished it belched a plume of flame before the lid slammed down. Krampus and Santa had both vanished but a sudden clattering on the roof let Aleck know where to look.

Aleck and the now awakened furs rushed outside to look up at the sky. There spiraling around in the snowy sky was a sleigh with two figures. "Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New year" one of them cried then the sleigh flew off into the night.

Aleck and everyone hugged close feeling warm despite the snow, then they turned back into house and went to their beds. Before Aleck went to bed he looked in on his toilet just to make sure. All he found was a floating strand of holly and a fresh winterberry smell.