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Jackie returned to Edunnam without a hare in sight. In all honesty, it was not a surprise to anyone who knew her well. Most of the time Jackie could have spent improving her hunting skills had been instead spent learning her trade. Still, for her, hunting was mostly for fun and exercise, rather than actually getting a meal. She still tried to catch something though; it always felt better to eat something you caught. After crossing the main bridge into town and greeting some of the fellows fishing from it, Jackie headed towards the market to get some food for the night. The local herb trader was her first stop, where she picked up the brothel's monthly supply of numwart. She then visited the spice dealer to get some tea for Madame Whitetail and cocoa for herself. After that was a stop at the butcher to pick out some meat for the night's stew. After a bit of consideration, she decided that a game bird would do. Finally, she set off to visit a few of the local farmers' stands to buy the other ingredients for the stew, but as she left the shop she could not help but feel as if she was being watched... at least, more so than normal. It followed her throughout the remainder of her shopping, even after she left the market. As Jackie neared the brothel, she decided it was time to figure out what was going on. She quickly ducked behind a large tree and put down her groceries as she waited for her pursuers to show themselves. It did not take long; less than a minute later, a trio of teenage Jakkai rounded the tree and found themselves face to face with her. Seeing how far they jumped was the highlight of her day thus far. "Hello there. Would you care to explain why you've been following me?" For a few moments, none of the three spoke, and Jackie thought they might flee. Then the larger of the two males spoke up. "You are Miss Dickface, correct?" She turned her head to give them a good look at her cheeks. "I am. Is this conversation for business or pleasure?" "What? Um... Pleasure, I guess? We were just wondering if the rumors were true and you were actually-" "A hermaphite? Intersex? A dickgirl?" They all nodded. "I might be." "Prove it." She grinned. "Fine. Five silver, each." The girl spoke up. "What!?" "If you want me to prove it, probably by showing you, it'll cost you each five silver coins. Look, I've gotten asked this so many times I figured that, if people really want to know, they'll pay. So, will you?" "How about... just touching it?" "Three fifty." "Three silver and fifty copper coins!? What about just telling us?" "Five silver." "What!? Why is that more than touching!?" "Because with touching, I always get a great reaction to watch. So, are any of you going to pay up?" After a few seconds, both the female and larger male left, disappointed. The smaller male stayed and nibbled his lip. "Miss Dickface?" "Please, just call me Jackie." "Jackie... I'd like to touch. Here, let me get the coins for you..." Once she had been paid, Jackie leaned back on a tree and bent her knees so that he could touch her with ease. She gently guided a paw between her legs and another to her chest. "Okay, now you can gently grab me and get your answer and remember: no telling anyone else." Slowly, the male closed his paws over the lumps that were her breast and cock. Jackie held back a chuckle as a look of horror crossed his face, which left her unprepared for how quickly it changed to one of awe and amazement. That was one of the less common reactions she got, especially from younger Jakkai. A little moan escaped her lips as he gave a little squeeze. "This is amazing. I never imagined... I mean, I didn't think... Wow. You were born this way, right?" "Yep. Don't forget to check behind my sack to test for my female sex." The lower paw immediately moved to test this. Jackie chuckled and gently ruffled the male's hair. "You're an eager little guy, aren't you?" "Hehe, yeah, I am. Sorry." "No need to apologize for being curious. What's your name?" "Oh, I'm Randy, Randy Earlyrise. Nice to meet you. I, uh, I think I'm satisfied now." Jackie quickly straightened her clothes out. "Well Randy, it was very nice to meet you." She leaned over and gave his forehead a kiss. "Might I see you in the brothel in a few years?" Randy quickly blushed a bright red and held his paws to his front. "Uh, yeah, maybe... See you!" He quickly ran off, with a little more spring in his step. Jackie chuckled as he left. She felt she would definitely see him again. She made a mental note of his name as she got her groceries together and headed to the brothel. Jackie walked pass the larger front entrance of the brothel, with its twin red windows and matching red lamp, and around to the back of the brothel. She opened the simple, sturdy door into the home portion of the brothel and quickly went about storing the groceries where they belonged. After stoking the fire and setting a pot of water to boil, she added the bird, some vegetables, and some spices to what would be this night's stew. Satisfied, she walked down the hall to the brothel door. After taking a breath and straightening her posture, Jackie opened the door to the brothel. As expected for the hour, the brothel was silent. She walked down the hall, past a few of the less used specialty rooms, and turned the corner into the brothel foyer. Madame Whitecoat sat at the reception desk, waiting in case any surprise clients showed up. The foyer was otherwise devoid of life, the round, cushioned sofas and comfy chairs sitting empty. No big surprise for a random afternoon during the five year midpoint between mating seasons. "Did you manage to catch anything today Jackie?" "Just the eyes of a trio of teens curious about my sex. One of them ended up paying to touch and find out. He was a nice kid." Whitecoat giggled. "I'm still surprised that people pay for that." "I guess some people need evidence to believe it," Jackie said with a shrug. "They started to follow me after I visited the market. By the way, I bought us a bird for dinner. I already tossed it in the stew. It should be ready in ten minutes." "Thank you dear. Why don't you go finish that up then, and I'll meet you in the kitchen for dinner." "Thanks Madame." "Don't thank me quite yet; you're the one covering the night." With a little giggle, Jackie returned to the kitchen to stir the stew. Soon enough Madame Whitecoat joined her and, once the stew was ready, they each got a bowl and some bread for their dinner. While they ate the pair reviewed the plan for the night. Since the Madame had a few appointments with customers outside the brothel tonight, it would be up to Jackie to handle any customers that showed up there until the Madame returned and they closed up for the night at midnight. Luckily, it was the middle of the week so few if any customers were expected, and Whitecoat reported that only a few people had come in and expressed interest in doing business with Jackie. The night should be quiet and easy. Once dinner was finished, the plates and utensils went into the sink while Madame Whitecoat gathered up what she needed for her customers that night and headed out. Jackie got comfortable at the main desk and opened up a book while she waited for any customers to arrive. It was not until the sun was setting that she was disturbed by the door opening and ringing the bell. The Jakkai that came in wore a cloak and tried to keep their face covered. Jackie stifled a chuckle at seeing the repeat customer and decided to humor him. "Welcome to the Edunnam Brothel, how may I help you?" "I'd like to arrange an event." Jackie perked an ear that. The brothel kept a few rooms available for individuals who wanted to arrange an orgy with more people than the brothel could provide but there were a few rules involved. Simply put, the brothel would rent out the rooms and have a deposit put down on it. They would also put a sign outside with the date and desire of the renter on it. If the room was used, the deposit would be returned and everyone would be satisfied; otherwise, the brothel kept it. Jackie pulled out the brothel's event planner. "Alright then. We have the vanilla room, the clean room, or the dungeon, which-" "The dungeon." "Oh, okay then. Is the event public or private?" "Public." "Any limit on the participants?" "Males only." "I see... Okay then, how about a date?" "The weekend, a month from now." "A month!? You do realize that there is no return on your deposit if you cancel, right?" "Yes. Is the room not available?" "Uh, no, it's quite available, but-" "Good. The cost?" "Four gold, and twenty for the deposit. Look, this is really unusual, are you-" He put twenty-four gold coins on the counter. "Yes, I'm sure on the date. Now, the sign?" Jackie opened the drawer in which they kept their advertising parchments. "Okay, but do you want something to make sure you'll still be into it? I mean, I can lend you a cage or something-" "No, the deposit will be enough. Look, I want to be desperate for this." "Oh, well then... Ah, here we go." Jackie placed an old piece of parchment on the counter which currently read TWO MALE JAKKAI wish to meet ANY AND EVERYONE in the DUNGEON on the evening of JUNE 20th "So, I'll change this to be one male Jakkai, male Jakkai only, and on... uh... October 19th. Does that sound good to you?" "Yes, thank you. I'll see you then." "Okay then. I'll see you that afternoon then Haretail." The now-named Jakkai sighed. "Bye Dickface." As the door closed, Jackie got out the ink, quill, and parchment scraper and started to change the sign. The process was slow and full of caution, especially since the last thing she wanted to do was to poke a hole in the old parchment. Thus, each scrape was a heart-pounding experience, but eventually the offending words were removed. Adding in the new words was an easier task, but still, by the time the sign was updated, the sun had fallen below the horizon and the moons held sway over the sky. Jackie went out and hung up the sign under one of the brothel's windows before settling back behind the counter and cracking open her book again. She did not even finish a page before the door opened and the bells rang again. She closed her book with a little sigh and looked over the new arrival. It was another male Jakkai, but this time he was much younger, a member of her generation. Jackie tried to remember his name, but it eluded her memory. His eyes darted around the room before he slowly approached the counter. "A-are you Jackie Dickface?" "I am. And you are...?" she replied cheerfully. "Bedros, Bedros Wandereye." "Ah..." Jackie said, as she watched his right eye start to drift off-focus. "Is this your first time Bedros?" "My first time what?" "Coming here, paying for the services the brothel offers..." "OH! Oh! I, uh..." Jackie put a paw to his mouth. "I think I already know the answer. Tell me, have you ever been with someone?" The bright red hue his cheeks flushed gave her the answer. "Ah, you came here to have your first time. Such a flattering man!" Jackie opened the brothel's scheduling book. "Now, do you want the Madame or me?" "You." Jackie chuckled, "Well, I'm flattered, but I should warn you... I've got both sets of equipment." "I-I know," he replied, blushing even more somehow. "Someone did their research. I like that. I think you'll find a simple lay and cuddling to be what you want. It normally costs a gold, but since you came here for your first time, I'll give you half off," she winked, "My treat." "I, uh, thank you, but... I think I want more than that." "Ooh, do I have a horny man in front of me? Well, I'll just mark you as a special then. Now, when would you want the appointment to be?" "N-now... Please." Jackie leaned forward a little. "Listen, Bedros... Somethings, people make dumb decisions. My time does not come cheaply. We always make new customers wait a week to think things though, so they don't regret coming in." "But-" "It's policy. I'd be happy to see you next week, but you'll have to wait." "No, please! Listen, I've been thinking about coming here for days already. Please, please, please... can you make an exception for me? I need to do this. Please?" Jackie paused for a moment before getting off the stool. "Come over here and let me get a good look at you." Bedros quickly hurried to the side of the counter to meet her. Jackie put her paws firmly on his shoulders and held him still. As she stilled his trembling body, a whine escaped his maw. She looked deeply at his eyes and found genuine worry there. She thought for a few moments before letting him go. "I've got a few questions to ask you." "Ah-ask aw-way." "Did someone dare you to come in?" "N-No." "Have you come in contact with someone sick recently?" "Sick? I mean, I-I think my roommate has a cold but... Oh, oh! You m-mean like... No, I haven't met anyone w-with that sort of sickness. T-this is my first time... You know..." "You could have lied." "Oh..." "Do you really feel like this is important for you?" "Yes! P-please!" Jackie thought for a few moments. It was certainly risky to not wait a week and see if a potential new client showed any signs of a sickness, and it was even riskier since there was no one around to back her up if he turned out to be dangerous... But he seemed genuinely troubled, and her job was to help the community... Eventually, that started to win the internal debate. "How much money do you have on you right now?" "Five g-gold." "...Fine." "F-fine?" "I'll service you now." Bedros immediately gave Jackie a crushing hug. "Thank you thank you thank you!" Jackie laughed as she tried to peel him off of her. "Okay, okay! Come on, I'll take you up to my room." Jackie grabbed a sign from under the counter that read "Please wait. We're all busy right now! Someone should come to service you in _ hour(s)." She slotted in a number two into the blank before heading in the door on her right. Bedros followed her like a little puppy as she led the way up the stairs and to her clientele room. Jackie looked it over as she let him in, checking that everything was set up. The bed was made, the wardrobe closed, the cushions organized, and a single menu of her services laid on the clean coffee table. She passed it to Bedros. "This lists the services I can provide for you. Speak up if you have any questions or need anything clarified," she explained as she took a seat. Bedros sat down across from her and started to browse while Jackie watched his face closely, or at least as closely as she could without it being creepy. She soon noticed that his eyes were not entirely focused on the menu, but were instead lost in thought. Evidently, he had something in mind, so it was time to coax it out of him. She stood up with a groan to capture the attention of Bedros. Then she started to undress, losing her pants, her top, her bra, until only her smallclothes remained. Bedros watched, wide-eyed, as she rounded the table and, after a thought, wrapped her arms around his waist and put her head to his side. She gave him her best bedroom eyes. "What are you thinking about?" Bedros found his mouth parched and his tongue heavy. It took him a while to respond. "Jackie, I... have to ask you a question." "Mhmm?" "Does... Is having... Ah... Butts and cunts. Do they feel different?" Well, that was unusual. "Wha... What do you mean, 'feel different?'" "You know... during sex." "Oh! Well, uh, no, they feel pretty differently. Why do you ask?" Bedros flushed a bright red. "It's... um, it's nothing. I think I know what I want," he said, pointing to an option on the menu. Jackie quickly looked where he was pointing. "Ah, the Sexuality Tester... here, let me get you a-." "Oh, uh, no need!" Jackie paused. "I uh...cleaned myself out already." "I thought this was..." "It is! ...For actual service. I came by earlier to ask that same question, and the Madame told me to ask you, since you'd know, and... since I was here, I... uh... I previewed and prepared." "I... see. Well, since that's not a problem, which do you want first? Screw or be screwed?" "May I uh... screw first?" His voice crack mid-sentence was cute, in a way. "Sure! Bed?" An eager nod was his response. Jackie slowly dragged her paws up her client's sides before she gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Now, let me get a good look at you." She stopped Bedros as he started to fumble with his clothes. "Please, let me handle this." This was perhaps the trickiest part of the job. Striping down your clients while checking them for sickness without making it obvious and losing the mood was quite the challenge, even if you knew what to check. Jackie laid her paws at Wandereye's waist and lowered her head to be level with it. After gently sliding her paws under his shirt, Jackie started to pull it up while both licking his belly and testing his scent. She slowly licked her way up to his torso and then his neck, lifting the shirt as she went. As she pulled it over his head and off with one paw, the other went to cup his sack. Combined with a kiss on the chin, Bedros could not help but to give a low moan. Jackie gave his breath a discrete sniff before moving lower. Once again, her paws got things started with his pants, but this time Jackie removed his pants with her mouth and let her paws rub on his thighs, building his arousal while she checked his paws. So far, so good. Only his smallclothes remained, clearly tented from arousal. Jackie carefully bit the top with her mouth and slowly slide them down, gathering her client's scent. Once below his balls she wasted no more time and let her paws do the job. As far as she could tell, Bedros was healthy, clean, and now stripped. As Jackie stood, her paws went to her waist to remove her own smallclothes, but Wandereye quickly grabbed them. "Ma-may I... undress you?" She hesitated for a moment before relenting and lifting her paws as Bedros got on his knees. He copied her, using his mouth to slowly and gently remove the garment. For once, Jackie got to watch her client's first reaction to seeing her sex. She had to admit, it was a bit of a thrill to see Wandereye's eyes widen as he saw her perfectly normal twin sexes. Normal as in if there was only one of them, of course. She chuckled as he dropped her clothes in awe out of his open mouth and onto the floor. She offered him a paw up and a kiss before leading him towards the bed. "Now, how do you want me? Belly up or down?" "What do-oes it matter?" "Well, belly up is the more normal method, but it means you'll be seeing my cock and balls the whole time. Belly down is less conventional, but it also means not having to watch my male parts. Do you have a preference?" Jackie bent over to demonstrate the difference the two positions would make more clearly. "Oh, uh... Beh-belly down, I guess?" "Is there something wrong or..." "No, no! I just... don't want you to think I don't like your male parts, but..." "Hun... You're paying to spend time with me tonight. Don't worry about upsetting me. Besides," she added, "You'll be getting your fill of my 'male parts' later." Jackie giggled a bit at her own joke as Bedros flushed red. Without wasting another second, Jackie clambered onto the bed and got in position, getting on her hands and knees while raising her rump to give Wandereye the access he'd need. When he hesitated, a paw went back to spread her lips and invite him closer. All Bedros could do was to blush harder as he followed her lead onto the bed. He gave her a few long, slow licks before Jackie reminded him that this was about his pleasure, not hers; besides, she was plenty slick already. With more caution than needed, he finagled his shaft into position and made his first entry. If she was to be entirely truthful, Jackie would admit that all of care and caution Bedros was showing her was welcome and a pleasant change from her usual customer, but it was also frustratingly slow. She had literally trained for this. If he made a full body thrust into her, she could handle it. Instead, he was treating her like a fragile crystal, as if she would break with one poor movement. It was maddeningly slow. While it might make sense for someone with little stamina and less experience, Jackie knew neither of them would be happy with this pace for too long. Thus, she did the obvious thing; she started to move. Bedros was stunned when Jackie started to lean herself onto his cock. His surprise was doubled when she took him all the way to the hilt. After a few cycles of her riding his member from top to bottom, he got the message and thrust into Jackie when she was at his tip. Jackie gave a little sigh as he picked up the pace and began to give her a proper fucking. While his full-length thrusts were a bit repetitive, they were much better than his initial method. Soon, Wandereye's inexperience proved to be too much, as after only a few minutes of proper fucking he gave her three hard thrusts and a moan before cumming inside her. His groan lasted the time it took him to release his first shot, and each shot got its own groan. Jackie did her own part to improve his experience, clamping down and milking his cock for all the seed it could give. When Bedros finished, he settled on her back, exhausted. Jackie chuckled and reached around to rub his cheek. "I would ask if you could go another round, but I'm pretty sure you're spent." Bedros gave a huff of agreement, still too deep in his afterglow to form a proper response. She gave his cock a little squeeze and patted his head before adding, "Well then, I guess it's my turn next." Jackie gave him a minute to fully enjoy his orgasm before asking him to lay on the bed instead of on top of her. As her client relaxed, she went over to the wardrobe and pulled out a small pot and a towel. She removed the lid and inspected the vegetable oil inside. Finding it in good condition, she brought the pot and towel over to the bed, placing them on the small bedside table. "So, you followed the directions completely when you prepared yourself, right?" "Ye-es." "Completely?" "Yeah." "Good, then roll over and show me your ass." With the hint of a blush spreading across his face, Bedros got on his hands and knees as Jackie dipped a few digits into the oil. She lifted his tail to expose his tight pucker before gently swirling her oiled fingers around his ring, working to relax the muscle. After a few moments spent massaging Wandereye's rear and assuring him to just relax, Jackie slipped a blunted claw into his sphincter. It slid in with ease and was quickly followed by the rest of her digit. She swirled it around, testing the tightness of her client. Finding him sufficiently loose, she carefully worked a second digit into him. With two fingers in his hole, Bedros let out a little moan of pleasure. This quickly turned into a squeak when Jackie spread her digits, further stretching his hole. She then closed her fingers, twisted her hand a bit, and spread them again. Now that he was prepared, it was a little groan that escaped her client's mouth. Jackie worked his hole over this way until a third digit entered the fray, allowing her to open him up fully. When she retracted her paw, Wandereye's hole stayed slightly gaped and loose, exactly what she wanted for the first use of his virgin hole. Jackie stepped back to wipe her paws off on the towel before she needed to use them for something else. A second dip into the oil provided her with lubricate for herself. She started to rub her shaft, allowing her to both arouse herself and grease her cock. Once lubed, Jackie toweled off her paws again, climbed onto the bed, and situated herself behind Bedros. After aligning her penis, she leaned over Bedros and placed a hand on each side of his head. She grinds her hard-on against his waiting hole. "When I normally fuck a client's ass, I promise them that we'll both get off before my services are finished. It's to assure my clients I won't cheat them," she explained. She paused, letting her tease her current client's hole a little longer. "For you, I feel as if that may be more of a threat than an assurance." The first thrust followed that, and as always it was difficult. Despite being one the lower end of the cock size spectrum, Wandereye's tight hole resisted her pecker's progress. Unsurprised, Jackie pushed a little harder against her client's tight pucker. Slowly, his hole's resistance gave way, allowing her cock head into the unspoiled orifice. Eventually, Bedros gave a slightly pained whine before the entirety of her head slipped inside. Jackie gave him a kiss on the neck. "There you go, that's the end of first hard part. Get used to the feeling of having me inside you. I'll start moving in a minute, and then things should start to get fun, okay?" For a few moments, Jackie kept her cock still as Bedros clenched and unclenched around it, trying to prepare himself. After a few reminders to relax, he finally stayed loose. Taking this as the cue to begin, Jackie rolled her hip and slowly thrust inside him. Within half an inch his hole got tighter and by a full inch she could no longer progress. Thus, she pulled back, just as slowly as she pushed forward, until her head tugged against his ring. Then she thrust back in, a little more quickly than before, and gained another half-inch of penetration. Another retreat followed, along with another thrust. This cycle repeated as Jackie carefully worked over her client's virgin anus. Whenever he got too tight or let out a pained sound, she pulled back, changed her speed or angle of attack, and pushed back in. He even gave a few moans of pleasure when Jackie hit a good spot. When he did, she made a little mental note of her positioning, adjusted her angle, and got back to going deeper. It was not until something slapped against his thighs that Bedros realized how far she had gone. "Are you-" "All the way in? Yep. You've taken my whole penis. How do you feel?" "F-fine, really." He paused. "I kinda feel like I need to take-" "That's normal. It is what you usually use this hole for, right?" "...True. So, now...?" "Now, I'm going to make you cum. I'm just going to start poking the spots that made you feel really good. That's your prostate, and I'm going to start ramming it with my cock." "T-that sounds painful." "Did it hurt when I hit it before?" "N-no..." "And it won't this time. Or no more than how good it'll feel. Are you ready?" "Y-yeah." Jackie took her next thrust fairly slowly, at least compared to her previous speed. While she was pretty sure it would land on his prostate, there was always a chance of error. When Wandereye gave a moan of pleasure, she grinned and prepared for her next thrust. Now she came in with speed, and her client gave a yelp that morphed quickly into a moan. Jackie slowly increased her speed, assaulting his prostate under a barrage of thrusts. She could feel the orgasm build inside Bedros from how tightly he clenched her, and once he started to near a peak she slowed to stop. He gave an unhappy groan until she kissed his back. "Last round. We'll cum together." The rebuild to full speed was slow, but steady. Within a minute or two Bedros was already close to that peak again, but this time Jackie kept on going. Soon, he went over the edge as, with a loud moan, he came. As he spot his first load, he clenched down tightly on the tool that brought him to orgasm. Jackie let go of her restrain and shot her own load against his used organ. When his moan grew in volume, she knew she had down well. His ass milked her cock for every drop of semen it could, just as her cunt had worked his cock, while his own seed blew from his own tip onto the bed. She slowly rocked her cock in a little further, ensuring her seed splashed against his sensitive parts. As his intense orgasm winded down, Bedros fell onto the bed in both exhaustion and bliss. Jackie gently rolled him onto his side and wrapped him in her arms as she brought his back against her chest.

It may surprise you to learn that, for Jakkai, the sex trade is not purely about having sex with a prostitute in exchange for money. While that was certainly a good part of the trade, it was also about providing for the sexual wellbeing of the entire community. Each exchange did not end when the client had orgasmed; it ended after the customer was satisfied, both sexually and emotionally. Thus, it should not be surprising when, ten minutes later, Jackie and Bedros were still laying on the bed, curled up against each other. Jackie gave Wandereye's belly another long stroke. While she was fine cuddling her client for a while, his silence was becoming a bit of a concern. At the very least she expected him to roll over and look at her. Something was wrong, but she had no clue what exactly was off. After a moment of uncertainty, she broached the subject. "So... Are you okay?" "Y-y-yeah..." "You sure? You're being awfully quiet." "I'm just... thinking." "About?" "The r-result of the sexuality test." "The re-" "I mean, i-it obviously means I'm gay, right?" "Why-?" "Be-e-cause I enjoyed the s-s-second part more than the firs-st. That means I'm gay, r-right?" It took a moment for Jackie to understand what Bedros was saying. Then, she burst into laughter. "Wait, wait, wait. You thought the Sexuality Tester was a way to actually figure out your orientation?" "Yeah! Isn't-" "No, haha! It's just a name!" "Oh..." The crestfallen response quickly killed the humor Jackie found in the situation. She gave her client a tight hug. "Why don't you explain why you came here in the first place, alright?" "O-ok..." Bedros took a deep breath. "So... I have two people I li-ike. One's a girl, and the other is a ga-uy. I kinda wa-anna ask one of them out... But I didn't know who I liked more. So I ca-ame here to try and figure things out, and..." "And you decided to have some time with me to try and figure it out," Jackie said. She rubbed the back of the poor guy's head. "Well, let me tell you where you went wrong with that plan. Firstly, I work in the sex trade, so I can do things they won't be able to do, like fuck your ass long enough that you get off from it. Next, you assumed that just because you like getting it up the ass that you're gay. Lots of guys like it, even if they aren't gay. It's called pegging, and you'd be surprised how often we get asked for it. Finally, and this is the big one... You never thought about asking both of them out." Bedros rolled over. The hopeful look in his eyes was almost painful. "But, there's no one in town like that! What if..." "Shh... Listen. Just get them together and tell your two friends that you love both of them. Romantically. Then ask your two love interests to go out on a little date as a group." "But..." Jackie put a paw on Wandereye's shoulder. "If one of them says no, then the problem is already solved. If they both say yes, then you got a new girlfriend and boyfriend. Worse case, they both say no, which means you never had a chance." She rubbed the back of his ear. "And with a cute little guy like you? They'll probably both jump at the chance." Bedros failed to fight off a giggle. "I gu-guess you're right." "Good. Care for a bit of tea? I can make you some if you'll take off the sheets."