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The Tournament of Pleasure is coming soon. I have been charged by the angel Hanioc to find the competitors in whatever corner of the world that they hide. I will bring them to the field of their battle. Hanioc provided me with the tools of the divine, including a cylindrical device that fits neatly in my hands, made of a polished white material and etched with golden runes of the celestial tongue. This is the Stick of Champions, and I am Tik Tik, the bearer of the stick!

Hanioc told me that the name wasn't "Stick," But I said to him that the name he meant for it was unpronounceable. So, since I'm the Herald of the competition, I get to name its divine instruments in an understandable language.

To find the champions, I just hold the stick aloft and call out to the forces of the divine to point me towards the next challenger. The magic then transports me in a flash of brilliant light and a chorus of chants, bringing me near to where I must go.

Imagine my surprise on my first trip, when I materialized right in the middle of a pile of gold!

I clawed my way out, popping my head out with a gasp of freedom, only to find my head peeking out from between the legs of my very own Queen!

"Tik Tik!?" The Queen shouted, scrambling away from me. Her gold slid down off of its mound. She lost her grip, falling herself, catching my face between her legs before the two of us tumbled into an undignified pile on the floor. We ended up with Tikana pinning me down with my mouth full of her royal sex.

In front of us, a group of dwarves watched with shocked silence and flustered muttering. Among them was a younger dwarven fellow. He broke the silence quicker than the others and approached the two of us, extending his large and calloused hand. "Tik Tik, it is an honor to meet you. I am Trosh, and I-"

Tikana clamped her thighs around my face and snapped at the dwarf. "Oh no, you're not getting a moment with her until she tells me just what she thinks she's doing, undignifying me like this! Tik Tik, I am your queen, not some court jester! Explain yourself!"

I waved the Stick of Champions wildly, but Tikana's scowl did not leave her. Trosh coughed into his hand and suggested: "Perhaps, she needs room to breathe, your majesty?"

Tikana snapped her gaze up at him with a fiery look. "Oh, and now you think you can order me around? Oh, no. I'm in charge, and no one is going to-"

I tapped the Stick of champions against my Queen's thigh, and the magical light and heavenly chorus rang true, sending us somewhere far, far away.

"-Tell me what to..." My queen carried on her tirade against a dwarf who was no longer with us. Instead, Tikana and I sat upon a strange, cold stone. Surrounding us in all directions was a starry sky, much more expansive than anything I saw in my travels throughout the world. The horizon stretched even beyond and below us. It was as if we were on an island, and the stars were both in the sky and sea.

Tikana stood up, watching the sight, enraptured. I finally had a chance to breathe.

"Tik Tik," Tikana's voice came in a soft and wavering way. "Where... where are we...?"

I stood up, licking my maw and tapping the Stick of Champions into one palm. "I've never been somewhere like this before. Maybe, we are on a different plane?"

"It's beautiful beyond any glittering gold," my Queen said, placing a hand upon her chest. She took a moment to drink in the twinkling lights before she snapped back to her mood. "But why am I here?"

I kowtowed to my Queen and quickly related to her the purpose of my transportation. "You have been chosen, oh Queen, to partake in a challenge by the gods."

"The gods?" She asked, then placed her hands on her hips, looking up towards the stars all around her. "Ah, so they recognize my greatness, do they? Excellent! What manner of challenge shall I participate in to show them my worth?"

The Stick of Champions glowed a bright blue light, and I held it aloft. With a gasp, I cried out. "Watch out!"

Tikana spread her wings and lifted up into the air, just as a ball of fire burst right where she was standing. When the flames died out, there stood another one of the champions of my vision, a shining construct with hair of fire and a slanted grin filled with entirely white teeth. She rose slowly from her kneeling position and then ran one of her large, metallic hands over the wisps of burning locks. "Well, well, well, it's about time you two showed up," the construct said. "Which one of you is my first opponent for this sex-fight thing?"

"S... sex fight!?" Tikana gasped, looking to me and then looking toward the new challenger. "How am I supposed to have sex with a creature like this? Tik Tik, what degenerate nonsense have you roped me into?"

I waved the Stick of Champions in response, and a magical circle fractaled out before me, making a vast arena of glyphs and runes capable of holding up the three of us. While still holding the Stick aloft, I proclaimed. "This Fuck Fight! Fight using skills, Fuck until other submits. Many will watch and decide the winner! Fighting this round, Tikana-Queen of Kobolds, and Mayve-Space Hero!"

"I'm still out of the loop here," Tikana said, looking up at the taller construct. "What exactly are we fighting for?"

"Whatever's on the line for you, shorty!" Mayve said. "For me, it's just for fun. What about you?"

"You have a strange definition of 'fun'," Tikana said, rolling back her shoulders. "How many are watching this right now...?" she asked me.

"Ooh, so many. More than even in Anteronia!" I chirped.

"So, then, perhaps this shall be a real test of the breeding of the Dragon's Heir. Perhaps, now, I can prove my power to the outsiders who would question my skill."

"That's the spirit, little dudette!" Mayve said, standing one leg in front of the other, lacing her fingers together, and lifting them up over her head in a mock stretch. "Let's get this fight started!"