Dick, Jack, and Jill Chapter one
#1 of DICK, JACK, AND JILL
[Please past you got to be 18 or older bull shit here] < I wish it did that because we all know you got to be 18.
One day there was two twin anthro foxes named Jack and Jill (figure that one out) and no they are not going up a hill. They were original color but they both had black head hair they are around seven-teen and they had a little adopted brother name Dick who is 16 with red fur and pink-dyed hair and mostly joke that Jack like his name for all the wrong reasons. The twins are 5'9" while the brother is 5'7". They all have the same taste in music and the taste in stuff well they all like the same thing. They all dress differently and act differently and now lets get this party started! Jack with a straight man outfit as he called it. He works for a construction company pouring cement and that stuff get all over him so he wears it as a badge of honor. Jill has a more of Goth look but she isn't she likes that the tight dress she wears makes hers tits stand out. Dick looks like a Jersey Shore member. Not to offend they all wear thongs.
"The roof, the roof is on fire but we don't need no water let...ONE STEP FORWARD TWO STEPS BACK THREE STEP FORWARD!" The quick decibel level and song change woke Jack up like a shotgun going off right next to his ears. The criminal for waking Jack up so violently was his little brother his just stood there smiling.
"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey like mom always say you need breakfast cause it is the most important meal of the day." His little brother said and then a violent reply from his big brother. "What was that for?" he asked.
"Because you ruined my dream I was having you fucker. You're glad I didn't do worse!" He said with an irritation for his little brother. "You know that I don't like being woken up like that!"
"Well you're glad I was the one and not mom hearing what you're dreaming about." He said in self defense and caused his brother to blush, "Don't worry I won't tell."
"Thanks." his brother said kind of embarrassed with himself for thinking of those things, "But still you deserved it." He said in self defense of the punch and with his brother agreeing just to jump on him next time if it takes him two minutes of yelling Jack over and over again.
As they went downstairs they met the other twin Jill who was stuffing her mouth pancakes and sausage. When she looked up and seen the two looking like they saw her gain 150 pounds. "What?" she said with a mouth full of blueberry pancakes.
"Do you gain weight from all the stuff? And didn't you always say don't talk with your mouthful? Also save some for us." Her brothers said. Starting with Jack and then Dick then finally Jack finish like one person.
"Um, Well you shouldn't be talking for starters and you eat like you have no stomach." She said to her brothers (Dick eats is the one that eats a lot.)
"You kids play nice now see you at 6:00 p.m. okay? Bye!" Their mom said whose is a single mother by the way, leaving for work at a corporate office. So the for the rest of breakfast Dick and Jack were fighting over the rest of the pancakes, sausage, bacon, eggs, and syrup while their sister just watched and laughed at them fighting over the abundant food supply so it there is going to be leftovers but she wasn't going to let her morning entertainment end so soon. After a while she got tired of the fighting over the syrup and got tired of it landing all over her.
"Guys! Are you serous you've been fighting over that syrup and you're getting more of it over me then you are on the food." She yelled at the two boys who were about to stab each other with their forks. As they seen what they done they laughed looking at their sister covered in the syrup. "God, you guys are so dumb and now I got to clean up again." She finished as she stomped out of the room. So as they finished their breakfast they went and watched mind rotting television 'the news' five minutes in their sister can down and luck for them she was able to get the syrup out of her fur. As soon she finished her food they were just sitting on their extremely comfortable couch having their brain slowly rot from the stupidity of the news network called Fox news.
"Why are we watching this crap?" asked the little brother "we should watch Jersey Shore." He said as he changed it to Jersey Shore.
"Bro, are you gay?" Jack asked.
"You wish, and no I am not gay I just like this show." Dick replied.
"Change it before I fist pump your face!" his sister yelled "god the girls here a so stupid and the guys...well...are they gay or are they straight with a little faggot on top?" She asked. So before Dick could reply she turned to Spike (yeah that's right I said spike I just wish I had that channel but my dad rather have HBO then a any good TV stations) "Yeah some real guys." She said as her favorite show was on UFC and she doesn't watch it for the fighting either.
"Geez do you ever stop watching this they don't even have any good fights I like seeing people getting the sense hit out of them like a kick to the side to the head and blood splattering over the mat not two guys humping each other over thing ring." Jack said punching his hand into the other like it was a guys head.
"Well, I like it." She said and just the shortness bugged Jack and Dick. But they went one for the rest of the day joking and calling each other names like usual and watched TV all day and fighting over the TV but Jill will always get her spike and when Manswers came on she had no problem with the boys about which channel to watch.
"Well this is weird so I am going up stairs." Dick said getting creeped out by all the questions about a guys junk. "They should show how to buy a illegal gun from the black market."
"Yeah, but you do know that is a myth." Jack said.
"No it isn't the Taliban should know how to have their own website. How else do they get the stuff to blow themselves up with?" Dick smarted off and left his two siblings watching Spike. The reason is not because of the questions but he needed to relive himself of his natural urges of the hormones that create an erection. He had a thing for Jill who wouldn't Jill was the most beautiful vixen anyone has ever seen she was a goddess of sexy with a perfect DD size breast, very slim, and has a great freaking ass that will get you all horned up by just glancing for at least a mili-second. Jill on the other hand also had a thing for Dick she once saw him naked in the shower he never noticed but when she seen him she got an eyeful of his 14 inch member and 4 inches wide he was blessed with the biggest balls she seen each the size of her fist and she loved how he looked. When she first saw how he dressed she thought he was gay but Jack who was gay could tell any gay guy from a mile away no matter how straight they looked or a straight from a gay from 2 miles away even dressed like Dick. Jill knew tonight will be the night when Jack said he'll be a friend's house playing Halo 3 ODST online, truth is his friend wants to have sex(he will be described when I'll write about Jacks night but this is just Jill with Dick.). Also their mom called and said she met somebody and won't be home until tomorrow afternoon.
Dick was lying in his bed playing with himself to the thoughts of Jill but they were interrupted by Jacks Chevy Chevelle 454 SS rev up and take off soon after that he heard somebody open his door and the only one who knows about that his door is always unlocked and the only person left here was Jill. She was in a small white tank top with only her white thong and they were not good for covering her privates she wasn't wear a bra either but she played it off as she didn't really notice and she asked Dick if he could help her watch a scary movie and of course he said yes. She also said "Don't bother dressing we have the place to our selves and I closed all the blinds and curtains so no one will see anything also it's a hot night and I rather you be naked then sweaty. Also I always wanted to see how a naked guy walks." Dick just nodded in understanding heck they were right on the temperature one the TV it is 90 something degrees any they weren't used to it he could feel sweat drip down his fur and he could see her sweating and he was getting a boner.
"Why do you need me to help watch?" he asked.
"Cause you know how scared I get and also it is really good," She replied it was almost true she did want to see it but she also wanted to do the nasty she knew she was driving him crazy with her scent and so they had DVR she wanted to pause it so she could work out a little and so he can make a lot of popcorn. He didn't say no and didn't notice her actions so he made four bags of popcorn and she ran for the whole time while wear heavy clothing that got her sweating and when they were done she started the movie and then she started rubbing against him when the scary parts came up. He told her a couple of times that she was touching his dick. When the movie was over she told him she wanted to shower with him and develop a bond with him (You know the answer) that is when she started to start her plan.
She started washing his sheath and balls and then when he opened his mouth to tell her to stop she kissed him and broke it while licking his finger which caused his member to pre cum as soon as she is done getting on her knees she started to lick his balls like they were made of ice cream and she found something out about herself she love licking balls she talked about it with her friends who say it is stupid how men like it, but she found to be ecstasy then she went over the throbbing member and found it to be the best thing she ever tasted.
"Jill please stop!" Her brother pleaded but that just got her mad and she did something that turned her off... she slapped his nuts. She always hated seeing a guys balls get damaged unless it was a pedophile but she never got off to it. She always hated her friends talking about one day kicking a guy in the you know what, they found out they do that and they get the same treatment from Jill.
"I am so sorry I didn't mean to do, well I think my pussy got the better of me or my mouth," she said.
"Please don't do that what if mom finds out and remember I am adopted! She can throw me out." He said in a worried voice. Jill knew that couldn't happen she already cleared it up with their mom a few minutes before she started her plans, but she just knew he wasn't ready for anything like that. " I thought you were just you know forgetting things and you didn't want me to smell and you just wanted to work some room for the calories from the popcorn and just wanted help in the shower not sex."
"I knew you liked me, but I knew if you known I wanted to yiff you like you'll never imagine and tried to play it dumb so I am sorry, mom isn't home so let's go in my room and just sleep this off okay?" Jill asked. Also Jill's mom did secretly want them to have grand-children together because she knew Dick was a good boy and would make a wonderful mate and dad. "Don't worry about mom she is okay she rather have you be my mate instead of some guy who seems sweet until I marry his cheating lying ass and end up like mom alone and having to raise three kids." She said to re-assure him nothing bad will happen.
"Okay but what will people think of us they think we're blood related!" he yelled.
"Let them" she said starting to re-seduce him into sleeping with her. "And also I can't get pregnant unless I am in heat so I am good for a while maybe a year or two."
"Well okay, but I don't know what to do," He lied he watched a lot of porn he knew what to do but no how to.
"Simple we just do a lot of poking well you do that and I do what I enjoy and suck you off or maybe I just suck you off? I like the last one lets do that also you have no say." She said and dragged him by his dick (ouch yes she is stubborn and no matter what she is going to do it she is like a guy always wanting to have sex try to imagine that she is probably rape him if he doesn't go along) into her room Dick didn't say anything he just kept on checking her out he knew he might as well enjoy it from now one he started to think she'll castrate him by bj's suck every thing out like a straw. Right before she threw him onto the bed he just simply thought "Might as well lose it in a romantic night", and kissed her deeply and started kissing her neck and started down to her breast down to naval, and then her clit which she didn't real enjoy as much as her breasts so her had to suck one her breasts or two kiss her for the rest of night while being ridden like a bull. Jill winced at the pain and Dick wanted to stop and she if she's okay but the lust in her eyes said other wise. She kissed him so deeply that she thought she touched the back of his skull they held it for a couple of minutes before Dick broke the kiss (don't worry the were still breathing while kissing.) soon after that Dick started to suck on Jill's nipples and licked her boobies (LoL that is a name of a bird to) she moaned in pure passion and ecstasy. Dick was bucking his hips into Jill's and said he was gonna cum so Jill got off of him and started sucking Dick's dick and rubbed his balls until he blew his load and she came as well at the same time.
"Did we cum at the same time?" he asked.
"Yes" she replied with a smile and a muzzle full of cum which got Dick kind of horny.
"Jinx you owe me a coke!" he said. (Yes that is a joke from one of Chad Daniels Comedy Central Presents)
"I am still going to talk to you" she said as she got up and got him a coke from the mini-fridge in her room she also gave him an eyeful and as soon as she came back she played with her self with the top of the bottle before giving it to him. (the bottle smart-ass) After Dick went to sleep she just looked over his whole entire body until noticing a scar that went from his chest down at an angle to his side like he was in a war even a bullet hole in the back. She had so many questions, but she will ask them tomorrow right know she just wants to look at a package she thought it was gift from god. "Don't fear me as I am your lord and I have given treasures in you sacks." Jill said as she remembered a Chad Daniels Joke.
Okay I think their might be a few million spelling errors but I got Jeffery Dahmer at my side and if you try to an ass about them he'll get ya. If you don't know him he is like he is a hooves character except he'll kill you then castrate you.
Also Rate 5/5 if it suck 5/5 if it was decent. I don't know what women like.
Umm please be nice. Jeffery doesn't like mean comments.
Did I have any mistakes?