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Tinas Story Chapter 92 Wedding Bell Blues IV- A Gray Muzzle story
AUTHORS NOTE: In order to set the stage for the wedding,
the appropriate sound track will be necessary. So, to get the full effect,
youll need the following tunes.
Ave Maria Stevie Wonder
Rainbow Connection Kermit the Frog
All I ask of You Phantom of the
Opera soundtrack.
Wildflower Skylark
Could I have this Dance? Ann Murray
Foxy, Foxy Rob Zombie
When you get to the reference to the song, play it. It will
add greatly to your Tina experience.
Violet lay naked and spread eagle on the tropic beach. While
giggling natives fanned her, slave girls took turn eating her pink pussy.
Everything was perfect; the weather, the blue sky, the temperature. Even the native girls- all pink Poodles with big pussy lips.
All she had to do was lay there, and the pink Poodles serviced her orally, one
after the other. One orgasm just rolled into another, as she rode a Tsunami of
orgasmic delights. After one more orgasm, she began to slowly open her eyes,
reluctant to leave the bliss. Looking up, she saw a digital clock.
KOJI! Its NINE F*ING OCLOCK!
WERE GETTING MARRIED IN TWO F*ING HOURS.
Leaping from bed, she clocks Koji neatly in the side of the
head.
What about me? he yells after her, as she disappears into
the bathroom.
Jerk off in the shower! she replies, grabbing the shower
first Youre getting married, too.
Violet turned on the water, letting its
warm wetness wash over her.
Violet and Koji had broken the big taboo; they spent the
night before their wedding together. Neither seemed too worried. Young and in
love, they were smitten. Never mind that before they met everyone.including
Violet herself.thought that she was a Lesbian. Koji changed all that.
Koji, a wolfamute mix, was the answer to her every dream. They shared so many
things- motorcycling, the outdoors, and a search for a family that neither had
known. And sex. Both Koji and Violet LOVED sex. Left
to their own devices, the two could fuck for days. Their lust had gotten them
into trouble on occasion, but no one failed to see the attraction between the
two canines. So, it was no surprise that two hours before their pending
nuptials Koji would have his tongue up Violets magic twanger. As Violet left
the shower, she met Koji coming in.
Dont forget to clean up after yourself
Violet teases
No problem! Koji replied with a smile I jerked off in bed
and wiped it on your pillow
Pig! Violet shrieked, whacking
him on the ass.
Koji just smiled, and got into the shower.
Even though she was getting married today, she didnt have
that much to do. A beautician, she had all her needs in a bag already. Tina
would help her with her hair and makeup, at least what she couldnt handle
herself. Violet toweled off her short purple hair. Once dry, she shook it out
and was done. No fuss; thats how she liked it. She tore through her dresser,
and found her good white satin panties, pulling them up her taught, athletic
thighs. Adjusting herself in her underwear, she hopped over to the closet.
Poking around on the floor, she found a pair of pink running shorts and a
matching grey and pink jersey. Pulling up the shorts, you could see her legs,
almost up to her waist. Her powerful thighs spread the little shorts so wide,
they looked more like panties than shorts. She then wiggled into the tight
jersey. She wore no bra, as was her custom. Thinking of her cousin, she threw a
bra in her bag, followed by the shoes and stockings she bought for just this
occasion.
What ARE you doing? Violet bellowed towards the bathroom.
Coming, coming. Koji replied evenly, shaking water and
soap out of his ears. As intense and volatile as Violet could be, Koji was laid
back. He loved her passion and energy; she enjoyed the fact that he was a
calming and settling influence on her. Some guessed that Koji was the father
that Violet never knew. Whatever the reason, the two fell in love, almost from
their first meeting. Within hours, they were in bed, and the bond was set. They
were inseperable from that day forward.
Come ON! Violet intoned.
Koji says nothing. Methodically, he puts on a fresh shirt, then takes out a new ivory suit. Carefully, he ties a new
silk tie. Finally He ties on the new brown shoes he has bought for the wedding.
You can finish later! Violet declares, shoving several
bags into Kojis arms, as she shephards him toward the door. A little more than
a half hour after they got up, Kojis Civic lurches toward the street.
At eight a.m., Felicia had been up for hours. With her
wedding day finally here, she had been up since four. Unlike Violet, Felicias
groom was no where to be found. First, she got up and bathed. She shampood her
entire furry body. Next, she gives herself a whole body cre rinse. Then there
was rinsing, blow drying, stylingShe brushed her teeth carefully, and
manicured her paws and feet. With two hours to go, she looked in the mirror.
Almost there, Sis? Felicity
inquired.
Almost there. Felicia replied.
As twins, felicity and Felicia WERE
inseperable from birth. Kittenhood was not kind to the two Siamese. With
one parent a drug addict, the other an alcoholic, the cards were stacked
against them. Then there was the abuse. Both girls were physically abused. B ut
it was the sexual abuse that separated them. Felicia consented to her fathers
advances to protect her sister. It was a burden she carried all alone. Felicity
was aware of it, but it was nothing they talked of much. You see, Felicia had
never stopped sleeping with their father. She had taken trips, indeed, spent weeks
traveling with, and having sex with their father. Only when she met Kendo did
Felicia discontinue their relationship.
Then there was the relationship that was between Felicia and
Felicity. The first night that Felicity had her heat, her sister comforted her.
By the end of the night, they were lovers. Growing up, the twins helped each
other, when heat or lack of other outlets beset them.
Remember the first time we did it Felicity laughs,
rubbing her sisters naked shoulders.
Felicia smiles.
How could I not? We spent more time doing each other, than
we spent doing boys.
It was now Felicity grinning.
Not that we ever ran short of boyfriends.
How true that was! The twins were the easy girls in their
school. They slept with anyone who showed interest- young, old, girls, boys,
humans, or hybrids. There were nights when the sisters slept with multiple
partners in the same night. Felicity ran her fingers through the fur of her
sisters long neck.
You wanna.do it one last time..for old times sake?
Before she could reply, Felicity was sitting on her sisters
lap. Taking her sisters head in her paws, the Siamese gave her a deep French
kiss. Felicia responded eagerly, returning Felicitys kisses, as she began to
press her sex against her sisters. Their kisses must have reawaked something.
The girls pressed their sexes hard together. Felicia sinks her teeth in her
sisters shoulder.
Easy, Sis! Cant leave marks.
Felicity reminded her.
Taking her sisters hand Felicia lead her back to bed .
Remember the night Dad caught us ?
she asked
How could anyone forget. Felicia
was fucking her sister with a dildo when their Dad walked in unexpectedly. To
avoid punishment, the Siamese twins had seduced their father with some cub play
and watersports. Then Felicia had intercourse with him, while Felicity watched . When they finished, Felicity had intercourse with
their father for the first time, her sister watching..
Felicity smirked, remembering that night. When she looked up
She was surprised.
You.still have it!
Felicia stood there, wearing the strap on she wore that
night. There was the part that inserted in her own
sex. It was attatched to a tight black panty. There, the ten inch, two inch
wide dildo hung. Transfixed, Felicity lays face down over the edge of the bed.
Her paw opens her young sex, waiting to be entered. When Felicia enters her,
she is surprise at how wet and slippery her sister is.
Awww. You wanted it Felicia
purrs..
Just.fuck me. Like that night.
Then she closed her eyes.
Felicia pounds her sister hard. For her part, Felicity
offers no objection. She takes her pounding with a serene smile, toying with
her clit as she did.
More.. Felicity pleaded.
Now aroused herself, Felicia runs a slender finger down her
own clit. Employing her paw, each thrust now brings even more pleasure.
Uh! Uh ! Uh ! groaned Felicity
Ughhhhhh! moaned Felicia.
Then it happened. The two Siamese found the release they
sought. Caught in a powerful orgasm, Felicia hilted her
sister. Felicia screamed, grabbing at the
sheets, as her body writhed is sexual delight. Then she looked over.
Crap! Look at the time! Felicia sqealed.
Walking to the mirror, she looked at her image.
EEEEK! Felicia exclaimed. So, the
two set to work. They dried her pussy. They fixed her makeup. They blew out and
restyled her hair. Then they dressed. Felicia slipped on a lilac colored tail
thong.
Hell love that Felicity approved.
Then she put on a matching little bra. Then
stockings. Finally, she donned a robe, while Felicity, who had been
dressing herself, grabbed the dress bag and her shoes. They headed downstairs,
and out the front door. At the curb was a white stretch limo that Kendo had
sent for her. The two sisters fell into the backseat, laughing all the way.
Ever fuck in a limo Felicia asked, wickedly.
You wouldnt.
You dont think so?
Felicias finger hit the button, raising the glass partition
between front and back .Felicity giggled wickedly, as their heads dropped below
the windowsill..
Georgette lay in bed, flat on her
back, the only position in which she could still sleep comfortably. She was
watching the sun rise over her pregnant belly, Her
feet were a fleeting memory. As she lay there, caught up in the beauty of the
rising sun, Stan spoke.
Been a long time since we watched a sunrise together
Georgette jumped.
Stanley!
You surprised me! Yes, I cant remember..
I can. Stan smiled It was in city park.
The last time I got you pregnant. We dozed off after doing it all night. The
sunrise woke us up, so you could go running home.
Georgette thought back to that night.
So it was.
She had a far away look in her eyes.
Stanley?
Yes, dear.
Do you thinkI could feel the way I didTHAT night?
Stan thought for a moment.
We ran to the park. We fell to the ground. I took you in my
arms, and we kissed like we would never stop..
With that, Stan took her face in his paws, and kissed
Georgette with passion. Georgette threw her arms around him, and returned the
kisses in kind. For a moment, the years behind them were erased. Georgette
pinned him down, and thrust her tongue deep into his mouth. Their lips touched,
their tongues met. Georgettes hands roamed, exploring Stans body. When they
had kissed in every possible way, Georgette spoke.
I was in heat. I started rubbing my sex against you. Right through our clothes.
Sliding on top of her husband, her legs astride him,
Georgette assumed the position. Her pussy was right over Stans sex. Still
clothed, she lowered herself enough, so that their sexes touched. Lightly at
first, she slid back and forth on his organ. She rubbed, feeling his sex become
erect. As he did, she pressed harder, but slower. His now erect organ pushed
apart the lips of her sex, even as they were still dressed. They were becoming moist;
the wetness starting to soak the clothing that separated them. With moisture
came friction. Each rub pulled and irritated their aroused parts. When it
seemed they could take no more, Georgette spoke.
Then, driven half crazy with desire, I pulled my panties
aside.
And I said But, what if
And I went Shhhh!Georgette smiled. Then I pulled it out, closed my eyes, and guided you
up against my hymen..
It was now Stans turn to smile. He remembered the moment as
if it were yesterday. The feel of his cock against her intact
hymen. How she threw her head back. The way she looked atop him in that
pink gingham dress in the moonlight..and how she then pressed down-hard. He
felt her maidenhead give way. He felt the warmth, and the bleeding. But mostly
he felt alive, with lust and desire in a way that he had never known. She
winced, and bit her lip. But, she began to mate him. Warmly.
Lovingly. Her pelvis rocking in time
with his. She had done most of the work. Stan felt this welling up
inside him. He knew what it was.
Georgette, Im going to.
Georgette held him tight. It was too late, anyway. Pulsing
wildly, Stans black cock poured his semen deep inside her. Georgette held him
tight, in a death grip, till his cock had long since gone still. She murred,
rubbing herself on his broad chest.
George was reliving it, but in real time. His revery was
broken by Georgettes moans, and the feeling of his cock emptying itself inside
her, just as he had done that night. And Georgette murred and
churred, just as she had done back then.
Then, just as back then, Georgette sat up. She pulled her
gown off, then slid her dirty panties off.
But Georgette! What if you get
pregnant? Stan inquired, remembering
his very words.
I think I am. She replied.
And then she settled back down, continuing the recreation.
She massaged his organ, until it was out of the sheath, and at full extension.
Make love to me Stanley
Stan lay lher tenderly on the bed.
Spreading her legs, he mounted her in the missionary position. His penis
entered easily. When he entered her fully, he could feel her dropped cervix.
Stan pulled his thrusts just a bit. Georgette was in heaven. Laying
back, she took her ease, enjoying the morning breeze of the open window, while
Stan slid gently in and out. After a time, they shifted to face to face, and
continued their sex. It was almost seven when she felt Stanley cum inside her.
He held his wife, finally asking
Howd I do?
Georgette smiled
Exactly like it was.
But you werent pregnant then.
Oh, but I was. I knew from the first moment. I just wasnt
AS pregnant as I am now.
Ray wakes up to an empty bed. Even though it is five thirty
a.m. on a Saturday, Ray is the second one up. Pulling on a sweatshirt and
shorts, He shuffles downstairs. There, he finds Tina very busy. Tina wears a
gray jersey, and a tiny, tight pair of pink booty shorts.
LOVE those pants Ray purrs, bumping his sex between her
crach
Better watch out, or youll get run over! Tina replied.
Tina was making room in the refrigerator before the caterer
arrived.
You are handling outside, Im handling inside.
OK; what does that mean? he asked, innocently
You deal with the tents, the dance floor, the DJ, and
parking. I deal with the preacher, the guests, and the caterer.
Seems fair. Ray nodded in
agreement.
Alright. Thats done. Now, to clean up.
With my help? he asked, hopefully
NO! she said with finality. Theres too much work to do!
But, by then, Ray had come up behind her. He was rubbing his
sex between her ass cheeks the whole time. By the time Tina had said no Ray
was at full extension, and Ray had his hand down the front of her shorts.
Mmmmm. No panties. Ray observed
Iwas going..fresh..shower. Tina mumbled, losing
focus.
It was then that Ray slid her shorts over her hips. Grabbing
a finger of margarine, Ray buttered his sex before slipping it into her waiting
sex. Ray was surprised at how receptive she was. Her vagina was wet, warm and
inviting. He grasped her hips, then hilted her sex almost immediately.
Come, baby, cum now! Tina moaned,
rolling with Rays thrusts. Tina took her own finger of margarine, and smeared
it all over her sex. Her paw then ran roughshod, spreading the buttery mess all
over her pubis. As her shorts flapped at her knees, Ray thrust powerfully into
her sex. Tinas hot buttered paw ran over her clit, again and again. Soon, she
was panting, mouth open, pawing as hard as she could. Now, Rays humping had
pinned Tine to the counter. Her paw was trapped over her sex, when she pulled
hard on her clit. It was just that moment when Ray slid a greasy finger up her
ass.
Ughh! she hacked, her had still
rubbing away.
Uh, Uh, UH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tina tensed. His sex caught in her powerful vagina, Ray
released his flood of cum. He collapsed on his wife, as he made exaggerated
humping motions, holding her slim hips.
Uhhhhhuhhhhhhh.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ray smiled. Tina smiled. Then she turned.
Happy now? Were LATE! I get first
shower, and you better work YOUR ass off, or itll be a long time before you
see THAT again!
With that, Tina snatched off her little shorts, pulled the
hem of her shirt, then bolted up the stairs. Ray was
left in the kitchen, his sex dripping hot, melted margarine.
Tina ran upstairs to shower and dress. She hurried, as there
wasnt much time. She slipped on her panties, and a short blue dress. Her hair
was pulled back in a bun. Sge put on eyelashes, and a little blush, then she was back downstairs.
Ray! Shower! she commanded
I can do that later.
Ray was a firm believer that you should never do now, what
can be put off until later.
Now! Tina bellowed. Theyll be arriving soon, and
when they do, theyll OWN the bathrooms.
Alright, alright, Ray groused,
heading upstairs.
Ray showered, and put on a Polo,
and new Khakis. He took a sport coat downstairs for later. By the time he got
there, the tent guys were there to set up the tents. And the
dance floor. Then there were electricians, running lights around the
yard for the evening. After that came the rented chairs and tables. Ray was
running ragged, giving Tinas directions to everyone. By the time everything
was set, Stan and Georgette had arrived.
MAMMA! Tina enthused, rushing the door. Youre Beautiful!
Georgette blushed.
Maybe, but wait until I finish my hair, do my makeup.and
put my dress on!
Youre always beautiful, Momma! Tina proclaimed, hugging
her again.
Of course, it wasnt always that way. Tina and her mother
hardly spoke for years. Oddly, it was her marriage to Ray, of which she
disapproved, that finally brought them together. Ray won Georgette over, and
once she was won, she was a fan. Georgette loved her son in law, and would do
anything for him.
Lets get you upstairs, so you can start getting ready
By the time she had shown her mother upstairs, there was a
knock on the door. This time it was Felicia and Kendo. Already instructed, Ray
showed them to his office downstairs, which had its
own bathroom. Then time passed. And passed.
Wheres Violet? Tina asked, drumming her fingers.
Maybe shes getting ready at home. Ray offered.
I HOPE not! Tina fumed Shes doing everyones hair!
Finally, with an hour to go, they heard the loud pipes of a
Harley. Violet pulled up, at speed, and jumped the curb, parking on the lawn.
Koji was on the back, in his wedding clothes, holding Violets dress and bag.
VIOLET! Tina intoned sternly.
Get in here! Where have you been?
Had stuff to do. I can handle it.
Tina grabbed her hand, dragging her up the stairs.
As Tina drug Violet upstairs, guests started to filter in.
First, were Marcia and the girls from Peteena House.
Then, there were Colleen and Lydia.
K.C. and Jack. Violets fellow
aerobics instructors. The girls from the suspensions
unit. Ray got them all seated. Then came
Violets fellow beauticians. Then there were Kendos friends from Rutgers. Kojis fellow reporters.
The employees from Stans former factory. By now, the
seats were starting to fill up.
Felicia looked out the window.
Its almost time she observed.
Yes, it is. Felicity replied Are you ready?
Uh huh. I think so.. Felicity?
Yes, dear? her sister replied
Felicia hugged her
Im SO scared! I love Kendo so much! Ive never let someone
get close to me before..
Sisits OK. Her sister comforted There are people to
trust
The two sisters sat there, looking at each other, until
Felicity spoke.
You are SOOOO beautiful, and I love you sooo much! Now, go
out there, and start your life together!
The two Siamese hugged and cried, then Felicia stood up. Her
sister handed her her bouquet, dabbed at her tears, and walked her to the door.
Koji stuck his head in the door.
Violet? Its time..
Violet, who was sitting on the bed, smiled. Koji sat down
next to her.
Is this it? Is it what you want?
Violet looked at him and smiled.
Yes; Ive never been so sure in my life.
Now, Koji smiled.
Nor have I.
Violet touched his chin.
My love, my savior..I have never been so happy in my life.
You taught me love, you taught me to trust. Im happy! Id never been happy
before.
Koji was crying.
Then, lets go. Its time.
Koji helped her up, and they headed downstairs.
Stan knocked on the bathroom door.
Momma? You
coming out?
Moments later, Georgette emerged. She was radiant Stan had
never seen her so lovely. He took her in his arms.
THERES the girl I fell in love with! He announced
Please, Stanley,
she giggled Not till after the ceremony.
If I must
Stanley?
she turned to her husband. Do you.still love me? After
everything?
Stan took her over to the bed, where they sat.
Georgette, Ive loved you every day of my life. The good, and the bad. I was never so
happy as the day you took me for your husband. I dont know what my life might
have been like, had we not met. Ive never doubted you. Ive never questioned
my love for you. If you ask me a hundred times, a hundred times Id tell you
the same thing. So, if you feel like I do, lets make it official!
Georgette hugged Stan, knocking him to the bed.
I love you, Stanley Russel! More than you will ever
know..
Then, lets get downstairs, momma; cant keep people
waiting.
And they rose, and headed downstairs, toward the back yard.
It was at this point that a white limousine pulled up to the
house. It was the Reverend Billy Hargis.
As soon as the car stopped, a uniformed chauffer jumped out, and got the door.
The Reverend made an entrance, in all his Technicolor glory. He was in white,
fron head to toe. The driver followed, carrying his ministerial robes.
Good MORNING, Sister Goldstein! the Reverend belloed Its
a WONDERFUL day in all of Gods almighty kingdom!
Tina could swear she smelled a wiff of alcohol on the
Reverend, even though it was ten thirty in the morning.
Now, can we start with the details? Tina looked at the
Reverend, and knew immediately what he was referring to. Reaching into her bag,
Tina pulled out a thick envelope. Checking its
contents, Billy smiled.
Excellent, excellent..shall we get ready for the blessed
event?
Young Eddie Goldstein was not happy. Rays nephew, he was
the only child at the wedding, as far as he knew. Tina had made it clear that
there were to be NO children at the wedding this being an adults only
function. Rays brother had made it clear that they had no place tp put Eddie,
so they were bringing him. Neither Ray nor Tina wanted to make an issue of it,
so Eddie came. He was a small quiet fifteen year old, awkward and shy, but not
when it came to not wanting to be here. He had a fit for a week, but his
parents would not back down. He was coming, and that was it. So, to express his
boredom and disdain, he took off his shoes and socks, rolled up his dress
pants, and sat dangling his feet in the pool. Since he was at least quiet, his
parents left him alone. So, there he sat, in all his funk,
until he realized that he was no longer alone.
Hey
Hey
Looking over, Eddie saw that a huge rough Collie bitch was
sitting next to him. She was cute, in a plain kind of way. Like Eddie, she was
lacking in tact, and didnt want to be there. But, she too was bored. And Eddie
was better than nothing. Finally, boredom overtook her, and they began to
speak.
They force you to come? The Collie asked.
Uh huh.
Sucks, doesnt it?
Eddie nodded.
Uh huh
The collie scowled.
Youre Mr. Conversation, arent you? she snipped,
sarcastically.
Momentarily snapped from his funk, Eddie replied.
Im Eddie
My names Jenny. I guess were stuck, so we might as well
make the best of it. I HATE weddings! Theyre SO lame! A
bunch of adults who secretly hate each other pretending like theyre best
friends.
Eddie smiled. He felt the same way.
Whats that under your shirt? Jenny asked, pointing at him.
Oh, its my Green Day shirt. I waer it everywhere. He
replied, opening his dress shirt to show her.
Lame. Jenny replied, nose in the
air.
Finally interested, Eddie tried to change the topic.
You game?
Uh huh
What system?
PS3 Jenny replied
Xbox Eddie responded.
You got a girlfriend?
Uh uh.
I bet youve never even KISSED a girl Jenny challenged
with a snort.
Have too! he replied, defiantly.
Have not! Jenny challenged. Prove it!
Jenny looked around. With the wedding about to start, the
adults were all busy. Beyond the pool house was an open area, out of site of
the back yard. The young Collie bitch stood up.
Prove it she demanded
Now Eddie was nervous. Truth is, he
had never really been kissed by a girl. How would he get out of this one? Jenny
lead them behind the pool house. They paused for a
moment. Then the big Collie bitch took Eddie in her arms and kissed him. Their
bodies pressed together, she shot her tongue into his mouth. Eddie knew nothing,
except he liked this. He followed her lead, putting his tongue into her mouth.
As they kissed, holding each other tight, Eddie noticed something. He was
getting an erection. Embarrassed, he didnt know what to do. What would she
think if she noticed?
But he had no time. Giggling, they fell to the grass, still
embracing. Jenny pinned him, and gave him the kiss of his young life.
At long last, everything was in place. The Reverend was
under the tent. The grooms were waiting. The moment had arrived. It was just
Tina, Marcia, Felicity and the brides.
Everyone ready?
Violet nodded.
Felicia started to cry.
Why are you crying dear? Tina inquired.
Because.Ive never been so
happy!
Moved, Tina went to hug her
Come on now, no tears! Makeup will smudge!
Tina looked at her mom, all beautiful in her traditional
wedding dress, and teared up herself.
Momma, Ive never seen you so beautiful!
They two hugged.
Remember your own advice! No crying! This is a happy time!
Remember that makeup!
Tina smiled. As she did, turning toward the kitchen door,
the sun seemed to get brighter. They could see their grooms under the tent, and
all of their friends. Opening the door, the music began to play. The girls let
Georgette pick the processional. As a Catholic, she selected Ave Maria Since all they had was a DJ, Georgette had to settle for the
Stevie Wonder version. Still, as they began their slow walk, it seemed
perfect..
Ave Maria..
Gratia plena
Maria gratia plena
Maria gratia plena
Ave, ave dominus
Dominus tecum
Benedicta tu in mullerbus
Felicia was first down the aisle, her cream spagheeti strap
long dress shimmering, as she accompanied her sister. Violet followed
, with Marcia by her side. Tina walked her mother down the aisle, which
touched her greatly.Reaching the
temporary alter, The Reverend Hargis offered a prayer, then asked:
Who gives these women to be married?
With that, Felicity passed her sisters paw to Kendo, Marcia
gave Violets hand to Koji, and Tina gave her mommas hand to her father, with
a tear and a hug. The ceremony began.
Marriage is a god and honorable institution in the eyes of
the Lord. A man shall leave his mother, and a woman leave
her home, and the two will begin their lives together, living as one unit
Each of the couples had written special things for the
ceremony. Felicias words for Kendo were particularly touching:
I come to you, with all my hope, and I bring you love.
I come to you.
There were times my faith in live was gone, yet I continued
on.
I come to you, with all my fear, and I bring you hope.
Those endless days turned into years, they were lonely years
in many ways.
Yet deep inside, Im sure I always knew I had to wait for
you.
And here you are, my own true love, I come to you.
When she was through, there wasnt a dry eye in the house.
Rings were exchanged, vows were made, and each in turn was
married, or remarried. Turning to the group, the reverend announced proudly
I present to you Mr. and Mrs Kendo Kenimoto! Mr and Mrs
Koji Haeos!, and Mr and Mrs Stanley Russel!
The entire tent stood and began to applaude. As they turned
to leave, the recessional that Violet and Felicia selected played- the Rainbow
Connection
Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows And whats on
the other side?
Rainbows are visions theyre only illusions
And Rainbows have nothing to hide.
So weve been told
And some choose to believe it
But I know theyre wrong, wait and see,
Someday well find it,
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me..
After the wedding, the guests got up to mill about. The bars
were opened, and servers appeared, offer wonderful little appetizers. There
were little bacon wrapped scallops, and mini pigs-in-a-blanket. The good
Reverend Hargis was enjoying just such a treat, sipping on a
bourbon on the rocks, when he was approached by a cute little Poodle
girl. She was a tiny thing, white in color, wearing a white lace babydoll
dress, which looked more like a nightgown. Hargis went to speak to her, but she
didnt speak back. It was clear, however that she wanted the Reverend to go
with her. He followed, and she lead him behind the
pool house.
Looks like Andrea found a new friend! One of the hybrids
giggled to another.
Andrea, of course, was the mute Poodle hybrid. She was
renowned for her sexual hyjinx. It was hoped that motherhood would slow her
down, but from all appearances, nothing could be futhur from the truth.
Once out of view, Andrea kissed Hargis passionately. He
would have had a hard time resisting her had he tried, which he didnt. Hargis
was out of his pants, and out of his sheath in no time
flat. Andrea had her little white bottom thumping the back wall of the pool
house, as the old hound tried his best to suppress a mating howl. She closed
her eyes, blissfully unaware of anything but the bloodhound in the collar,
humoing her brains out.
Meanwhile, the DJ played, and the newlyweds opened the dance
floor. Felicia and Kendo lead. They danced gracefully to All I ask of you
from Phantom of the Opera.
No more talk of darkness
Forget your wide eyed fears, Im here
Nothing can harm you, my words will
warm and calm you
Let me be your freedom
Let daylight dry your tears, Im here
With you, beside you, to guard you and to
guide you.
Then say you love me every waking moment, turn my head with
talk of Summer time
The big grey wolf looked dashing in his grey mourning coat.
Together, they made a lovely couple.
After them, Georgette and Stan danced. They picked a song
from Ann Murray, a country tune they both loved
Ill always remember the song they were playin
The first time that we danced, and I knew,
As we swayed to the music and held to each other,
I fell in love with you.
Could I have this dance, for the rest of my life
Would you be my partner every night?
When were together, it feels so right
Could I have this dance, for the rest of my life?
Everyone in the room was touched. Seeing the two Poodles
dancing together, with love in their eyes was a beautiful sight. Georgettes
pregnant silhouette stuffed into a wedding dress did nothing to diminish the
feeling of love in the room.
Finally, Koji and Violet came out. Koji had picked the song
for them. He went as far as to keep it a surprise. So, when they took the
floor, to Skylarks Wildflower Violet heard her special song for the first
time.
Shes faced the hardest times you could imagine
And many time s her eyes fought back the tears
And when her youthful world was about to
fall in.
Each time her slender shoulders
Bore the weight of all her fears
And a sorrow no one hears
Still rings in midnight silence in her ears
Let her cry, for shes a lady
Let her dream, for shes a child
Let the rain fall down upon her
Shes a free and gentle spirit growing wild
And if by chance I should hold her
Let me hold her for a time,
But, if allowed just one possession
I would pick her from the garden to be mine
Anyone who heard it, knew that Koji
had picked well. It was the perfect song for Violet. Marcia started to cry. Colleen and Lydia,
too. Even Tina had her hanky out.
The dance floors opened, and guests began to dance. Soon
after, the caterers set the buffet out, and hungry guests flocked to eat.
Violet went to ask Koji for help.
Koji? Come here! I need help with
this damn dress; I gotta pee like a racehorse!
Ever the faithful husband, he did. When they crowded into
the downstairs bathroom, however, nature took over. Lifting Violets dress,
while Violet began to pee even before she was seated was tremendously arousing.
In minutes, they were kissing, even as Violet continued to relieve herself.
Meanwhile, the kitchen was still frantic. There was still
food to serve, a Venetian table to put out, Champagne to serve, and a million things for
Tina to oversee. So when Mrs Kravitz, the Goldsteins neighbor came to help, it
was more a burden than anything.
Tine, dearest! You look like
youre running half crazy! Let Gladys help.
Tina looked around.
Maybe the caterers need something?
Seeing a couple wrapped trays, she had a thought.
Maybe I could see if people would like these nice
brownies?
Perfect! thought Tina, who nodded, as
Gladys Kravitz took the trays outside.
Moments later, Koji and Violet emerged from the bathroom,
flushed and smiling. They were laughing and kissing as they got to the back
door, where Violet froze.
Oh ..my..GOD!
Whats the matter, dear?
Those brownies? The girls at the
salon brought them as a joke.
A joke? puzzled Koji Whats funny about brownies? Hey,
they didnt put ex-Lax in them, did they?
Koji laughed, but Violet was serious.
Those are.special. Theyre Hash brownies. They
have.special ingredients.
Like? Koji inquired cautiously
Like marijuana. Violet whispered.
How much marijuana?
About five pounds Really primo San
Fran bud.
Well, its only marijuana..
Maybe a little Merikesh hash as well.
Well, stop her! Koji urged.
We CANT she whispered back People could get arrested!
So, what do we do? Koji deadpanned, knowing this was
destined not to end well.
Well, we just go out, snag some brownies, and feign
ignorance.
Shaking his head, Koji agreed to the plan, wondering if this
was what married life would be like.
Unfortunately, Gladys Kravitz was a great saleswoman. As a Jewish
grandmother, she could guilt anybody into anything.
Here, bubbie! Youre like a rail! Take two more!
And they were GOOD brownies. Maybe a bit chewie, but they
grew on you. Soon, there was a line for seconds. It was about then that Felicia
was beside the pool, trying to convince her new husband to jump in the pool.
Felicia tugged in play, and he resisted. Just who did what next was unclear,
but there was a slip, and a splash, and kendo and Felicia were bobbing in the
pool. Once there, they invited the other guests to join them. There was
reluctance at first, but then someone joined them. Then
another. Then, a stampede. It seemed as if the
whole party was there. Some with clothes, others, thinking ahead, stripped. So,
the party took to the pool. Soon, the ones that were dressed stripped their
soggy clothes. People were drinking, tossing beach balls, and floating on
floats. There were naked chicken fights. It was then that K.C. was noticed on
the edge of the pool, debating whether to jump in. There went up a chant from
the pool
NA-KED! NA-KED! NA-KED!
Egging her on, the DJ put on Rob Zombie
FOXY,FOXY WHATS IT GONNA BE
FOXY FOXY, WHATS IT GONNA BE?
It was then that KC got an evil grin. Mounting the picnic
table, and started to strip. She kicked off her shoes. Then she slowly unzipped
her green sleeveless dress, finally letting it drop. Now in nothing but little
pink panties, she used the umbrella to do a pole dance. She thrust her pelvis,
burying it between her lips, a she held the pole like a cock, rubbing it up and
down. All the while the music played
Dont you want to ride it?
Educated horses
Dont you want to ride it?
Educated horses
Foxy, foxy, whats it gonna be?
Foxy foxy, whats it gonna be?
K.C. was on a tear. The DJ played Foxy two full times, so
popular was KCs routine. It only ended when Jack picked her up, and dropped
her in the pool.
The pool was a writhing sea of stoned humanity. The
hairdressers were all there. So were Colleen and Lydia Marcia sat naked on the
diving board. Dasher was under the board, looking up,
as Paul and Emily watched them, shaking their heads. Fear that the crowd eas
out of control, the DJ tried to take charge. He put on Electric Slide It did get people out of the pool. Drunk,
stoned people. Soon, a conga line formed, lead by the Kravitzes. In the
course of giving out brownies, The Kravitzes also consumed many of the
wonderful brownies. The Kravitzes, who were human, looked like little bulldogs.
Short of leg, and long of skin folds, they were nothing to look at. They, like
virtually everyone were naked. Tiring of making laps of the yard, the conga
line headed for the house. They did the kitchen, snaked upstairs, and the line
met itself coming down. It was when Gladys took the line out the door that the
trouble really began. When a hundred naked guests congad down the street,
worried neighbors called the police. Luckily, the tired conga line had made it
back to the house by the time the police appeared.
And appear they did. With a report of an out of control naked
party, every unit that was not actively on a call showed up. At a loss for what
to do, the police rounded up everyone, and loaded them on the party bus that
had been rented for intoxicated guests. They sat on the bus, crammed in like
sardines while Ray and Tina gave their statements. Before they could leave, KC
gave another poll dance aboard the bus. As it pulled away, KCs furry ass hung
from the window. You could here her sing
Dont you want to ride it?
When the bus left. Ray and tina surveyed the damage. They paid the DJ, said good night
to the remaining guests, then looked things over.
What happened? Ray asked
Im not sure replied a confused Tina Say, wheres Eddie?
Good question. With Rays brother heading for jail, no one
had seen Eddie in hours. Ray and Tina started a search of the yard. When they
turned the corner of the poolhouse, they froze. There stood the Reverend Hargis
with his very small organ up the tail hole of a surprised Andrea. Cornered,
Hargis hitched his pants, and ran fot his car. Andrea smirked, dropping her
dress and strolling away. As they stood there in shock, there was a rustling in
the bushes.
You! Out! Now!
From the bushes crawled a thoroughly disheveled Eddy.
Following him out was Jenny, her sweater tucked up in her armpits.
Uh, we were trapped Eddy explained We were afraid of that
bloodhound guy
That was good enough for Tina.
Lets get you two in the house. Did you even eat? Poor
kids! Lets get you something.
And so the night ended. Eddie and Jenny were put to sleep on
the sofa and love seat. When Ray and Tina checked, they were both sound asleep,
Eddie cuddled against his big fluffy Collie friend.
Isnt that SWEET! Tina enthused
Love endures Ray observed. Lets go to bed.
In the end, it all worked out. The guests were left on the
bus, while the police decided what to do. In the meantime, something even
stranger happened. There was an incident at the police station. Seems some of
the responding officers helped themselves to those yummy brownies. When all was
said and done, it was decided that it was best for all concerned, if this
incident were treated as if it hadnt happened. Which is what they did, making
this the only known record of what happened that night.