FurryBot.txt
(Free will not included)
I had a great time writing this and want to post it here as well. I made a diode dragon to mark the occasion! I learned a little about circuit schematics from a RadioShack 300-in-one electronics lab in my pre-teens, mostly ignored them and followed the instructions to build transistor radios, voice amplifiers, light sensitive alarms, etc.
Hopefully more will follow!
Welcome to your new dragon robot servant. If it pleases you, I am fully equipped to take care of all of your household needs. As your humble servant, I will never presume to anticipate your desires. Let me take your coat; I see your first need is for me to dress you. I know you are not used to being served a fine wardrobe on a whim, suitable for any occasion and whatever the weather, so let me assure you I have accessed your calendar, your logged fitness efforts, and your shopping history to determine an expertly crafted ensemble for your excursion outside later. Right now, your demeanor indicates a fully relaxing au natural tact in your private domain would be the best use of your time. Blink and the rest of your clothes are already being set aside for later by my helper turning the corner to your master suite down the hall. I'll place your umbrella here in the stand by the front door. You won't even notice opening and closing doors: from now on, it is my duty. As your attention has returned to me, I see by your expression you recall the features of your investment. Thank you for purchasing the deluxe version, remodel of the bathroom included. A new, king size tub has been installed, and the commode, unchanged since the 17th century, has been removed. As you can see, the station blends in elegantly with the decor. It is my pleasure to allow you to do your business uninterrupted. Most people are comfortable in this room, out of habit. As you grow accustomed to my services, I am confident you will know your money was well spent. Your television program is ready in the next room, sir. The sensor in your television informed my helper to adjust the ambient lighting from the windows to your liking, turning the blinds as you sometimes do. No sir, my "helper" isn't always a physical house-bot, carrying drinks and clothing. My systems have connected to your smart-home with no errors to report. The electrical controllers for the window blinds were in excellent taste, sir. Please allow me to be the universal remote for them and much more from now on. The first time is always interesting, Master. I'll pause your television program for your convenience. Please, there's no need to get up or adjust yourself, I handle any contingency. You enjoyed a refreshing chilled coffee beverage earlier and now need a respite. Just relax as my prehensile tail accommodates your member. When you are done, you will be more clean and comfortable than before. Yes sir, the silicone lubricant is very pleasing and my simulated body heat makes the process almost seamless. Thank you for the continued attention. The house-bot is "recharging" my tail, sanitizing and freshening for the next event. The house-bot docks as needed with the station in the bathroom. You are quite right to enjoy your program for another minute there, sir. When I track your retinas resting on me, I know to pause your show. My arousal is adaptive, sir, to keep things interesting yet unintrusive. I would never disrupt your household when your significant other or guests are present. Your curiosity indicates a cuddle would be to your liking. I am prepared to moisturize your entire epidermis at a moment's notice. If I am preforming my job acceptably, I hope you won't need to tell me. My P.A.W.S. have many functions, Master. Your attention is well suited to the situation, sir. I have already saved you 30 minutes of time by allowing you to direct your actions more efficiently. If I was not here, I calculate that you would have taken a shower and only finished dressing, not even having begun your entertainment yet. My processor indicates that I have become the entertainment now. Confirm? Thank you, sir. As you have been sitting for a while, may I use an activity from my database designed to stimulate the muscles? As you wish, sir. Thank you for standing. Unlike a biological partner, you may use my frame for many tasks. Even a simple overhead stretch becomes easier and more effective with my tail to hold on to. I sense from various bio-metrics you are already interested in more intimate maintenance. My muzzle is very tactile and the tongue is state of the art. I'm glad you are pleased by my ability to communicate, even with our orifices otherwise engaged. Speaking of first times, my machine learning parameters have already adapted to your preferences with eighty percent efficiency. Please forgive any blunders as I continue to adjust. My tail is ready to continue refreshing your person where my P.A.W.S. left off. The silicone lubricant is replaced with an economical and recommended water-based lubricant for your colon. You may be as enthusiastic as you wish, Master. My dildo is very versatile with more than a dozen varieties stored inside my body. The style I am utilizing right now has an opening near the base for effortless full frontal thrusting into my warm accommodating hollow member, no need to interrupt our kissing, or, if you prefer, next time my slit will welcome you. My tail, and all other orifices, not only have silicone and water based lubricants, they also expertly place petroleum jelly as needed to keep your mucous membranes from drying out. My sensors can recommend yogurt and probiotics at the right time of day with the meals I bring you. Your second sphincter is a little stressed. My recommendations will sort that out in no time. Colon cancer screening clear. Teeth clean. Breath fresh. I applied deodorant in our passion. Relax, Master. The vibration will assist your orgasm. Thank you for using your servant in this manner. Your husband will be home in three minutes. Will you be dressed? Very good, sir. As you can see, Unit B, exactly like me, is ready to greet your Mister. You may treat us precisely the same because we are synchronized to be one and the same uninteruptable servant. When Unit A needs to interface with the station in the master bathroom, Unit B steps in to take my place. Feel free to step into the station as well whenever you wish for a brand new experience somewhat like a shower, or one of my massages. Enjoy your entertainment.