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You stand at the wagon door, coupon in hand. You take another glance at it. '50% off fortunetelling session. Visit Shirley the Medium' Getting your fortune told really wasn't something you were interested in, but if it was half off, what was the harm? The moment you knock, it opens, but you don't see anyone. That is, until you glance down and see a small green dog in a darker green dress and purple cape, wearing a blue headscarf. "I've been expecting you." Shirley begins, deadpan. "It was foretold by gyromancy." Before you can question what in the hell gyromancy is, she interupts your thought. "You are here for your fortune, yes?" She holds out her hand. "Cash upfront." After taking your money and coupon, she sits you down at her table and starts looking into her crystal ball.

Waving her hands over the ball, she speaks, "I see... you will find great success in your love life very soon!" Okay, starting out with good news, at least. "Your lucky color is... green!" You've never really understood the point of lucky colors. "The chihuahua is the breed of dog you will form a close physical bond with." Hang on, is she supposed to be a chihuahua? You didn't think they came in green. It's at this point Shirley has gotten up from her chair onto the table and is glaring up at you, no longer bothering with the ball. "Your virginity will be lost today." the dog says flatly. Shirley stares at you for a good ten seconds, before moving off the table and onto your lap. "Take the hint, you stupid man." She grabs your head and pulls you into a kiss. Despite the shock, you pull away from the small canine's mouth. "Wait, wait, hold up, what's this about?" "I had a vision about you dick, I sent you the coupon, and you didn't catch on. Can we move on?" Shirley says, almost annoyed you even asked.

After a quick strip from both of you, she resumes the make out session. You can't take your eyes off of Shirley's tiny nethers. Though you feel as though you should ask, you prod at the opening. She stops, presumably to tell you off, but your finger slips, becoming inserted into her pussy. Shirley makes a hushed gasp, trying to silence herself by closing her mouth. The chihuahua glares at you, her frown turning into a smile. "Good idea. Take some initiative for once." Perhaps because you worry about what could happen if you don't take her advice, you pick the canine up by the legs and poke you dick against the opening to her pussy. One poke. Two pokes. Three pokes, and it finds its way in. She grits her teeth as a pronounced bulge in her abdomen appears. Just like a regular dog, Shirley stares up at you, expecting something. Must be your cue to start moving. She doesn't protest as you pick up and drop her over and over again, grunting instead. You haven't said anything about the tightness, but dear god! You really hope you're not hurting her. "Are you able to go any faster?" Shirley says in the same tone. With your brain currently stupefied, you do speed up as affirmation. At your current speed, the bulge is hard to notice or even care about. Right now, you can only pump into her. And then... you slip out. Your painfully erect dick twitching against Shirley's stomach where it used to be thrusting towards. Before you can try to get it back in, you feel the canine's tiny hands move across your dick. Staying silent, she feverishly rubs it and you feel a sensation rise up in your crotch. "... G-gonna-" is what you manage to gasp out as your penis explodes cum on and all over Shirley. Satisfied, she smiles before hopping off your lap and to the ground. After getting your clothes back on, you are rather unceremoniously tossed out.

Feeling a bit peckish after that whole thing, you have a hankering for a burger, but realize you may not have the cash on hand, so you pull your wallet out along with a piece of paper. It's another coupon for Shirley, only this one is 75% off.