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I want a Sexy Dragoness for Christmas.

I want a sexy dragoness for Christmas,

Only a sexy dragoness will do,

I don't want a dog, not anthro or feral,

I want a sexy dragoness despite all the peril.

I want a sexy dragoness for Christmas,

I doubt the Gift kobold will mind, do you?

She won't have to use the dirty chimney flue,

Just bring her through the garage door, the front she won't fit through.

I can see me now on Christmas morning,

Creeping down the stairs,

Oh what a joy and what a boner as I open up my eyes,

To see a sexy dragon as she stares.

I want a sexy dragoness for Christmas,

Only a sexy dragoness will do,

No vaginas, nor chesticles,

and forgoing cocks and testicles,

a cloaca and flat chest turn me to goo.

Folk say a dragon'd eat me up, but hey

Gift kobold says she'll 'lick me' all the way

I can see me now on Christmas morning,

Front room, now a lair,

Oh what a joy and what lust when I open up my eyes,

and see an open vent exposed, right there.

I want a sexy dragoness, I want a sexy dragoness,

I want her, I want her, oh Gift kobold I want her,

A sexy dragoness.

I want a sexy dragoness for Christmas,

although I'd do the Gift kobold good too,

I want a dragon to hold, no simple lustful endeavour,

a threesome's fine, but her I want forever.

I want a sexy dragoness for Christmas,

only a sexy dragoness will do,

To marry, complete with horse and carriage,

though if she eats them, her I'll not disparage.

But the dragoness will love me always too.

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Gifta the 'bold is Coming to Town

You better watch out,

You better not cry,

You better not pout,

I'm telling you why,

Gifta the 'bold's coming to town.

She's making a list,

She's checking it twice,

To find out who's lewd or blander than ice,

Gifta the 'bold's coming to town.

She watches when you're sleeping,

stares as you masturbate,

she knows all of your fetishes,

homoerotic through to straight.

You better watch out!

She's awfully spry,

You're gonna blow loads with a lust-ridden cry,

Gifta the 'bold's cumming you dry.

Oh let's go!

She'll rub you 'til you're edging,

your desires she will slake,

she knows all of your limits,

she's that good, for /scaly/'s sake!

You're gonna tap out!

You'll think that you've died,

At least she's got lube, liberally applied,

Upon your dick, she's going to town!

Once spent, you black out,

with nary a sigh,

you couldn't pull out? You just didn't try,

Gifta the 'bold's cumming,

I mean the curvy kobold with red/white scales,

is cumming you dry!