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Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.

Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.

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CONSUMMATION DESPERATION

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Imperial Sovereign Romari:"Thanks, Neal. I needed that. Those two hours in the waiting room were absolute torture."

Imperial Assistant Neal:"Remind me to visit the imperial baths when we get home. I think I need it."

Captain of the Guard Taxas: *Opens the limo door and steps inside* "Ah, crud. You finished without me."

Neal:"There you are, Captain! This is likely a stupidly obvious question, but why did Sir Hans call you back in after we left?"

Taxas: "Sex. What else? He actually begged me to fuck him. Literally, on his hands and knees and everything! I didn't do it, but I swear, I never saw so many men frantic for sex with me before you two welcomed me into your bed."

Romari:"That happens a lot, does it?"

Taxas:"I expect that kind of thing in the harems, but I actually had six different strangers approach me when I went out in the city to buy my sister's birthday present last week! One of them had a wife and kids standing right there! That was embarrassing! Then there were four of the hotel staff when I was on that mission in Exul Province before that, and that priest and all of those fennec nomads..."

Romari:"And they told me they weren't gay. Hmph."

Neal:"Sir, they would've committed ritual suicide if they saw you."

Romari:"They'd get over it. And besides, there's always that game we have with the blindfold."

Taxas:"And there were those bandits raiding along the Vhendt River."

Romari:"I heard about that. Best way to capture criminals ever."

Taxas:"And all the stallions in the stables get suspiciously frisky when I go in there."

Neal: "Oh dear. When did you notice this first happening?"

Taxas:"It all started after you gave His Imperial Majesty that fudge, Neal."

Romari:"Why? What happened then?"

Neal:"I...just might have begged him to bed me. I hadn't slept in days!"

Romari: "Reeeally."

Taxas:"He was pretty desperate, Your Eminence."

Neal: "*Ahem* Yes, well. Be that as it may... You're a handsome fellow, Captain. You just happened upon a number of coincidences, I'm sure."

Taxas:"Last month I even had a group of gay rights protesters beg to lift their tails for me!"

Romari:"Of course! They were protesting for the right to boink anyone willing to boink back."

Neal:"Please, sir. Must you use terms like 'boink'? That's...hardly dignified."

Romari:"Oh, get over yourself, Mr. Desperate-For-Sex. I can 'boink' if I want. It's another right every gay man should have."

Taxas:"But...they were protesting against gay rights!"

Neal:"...Oh."

Romari:"I guess we really can recruit people over to the gay side. I never did believe those rumors; I just thought they were homophobic propaganda. But now we know how to do it: we just need your cock. In fact, that gives me an idea..."

Neal:"No, you can't turn the entire empire gay!"

Taxas: "That much sex would kill me!"

Romari:"You two never let me have any fun."

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