A Steamy Day at Hortonville High
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A Steamy Day At Hortonville High
Optimus prime walked into the locker room wearing a very big trowel. He was very tried of fighting the Decepticons on the football field, and had been spent too longer in the shower than the other autobots. He was a very big robot, at least as large as a large red brick wall. And thats why Optimus Prim is the best transformer. He was blue and red, and covered in burns from his days in battle, but he was proud of his scares. He was very actually surprised to hear someone crying. Heed thought the place was empty after his shower.
The locker room was a green room. It had benches and lockers. The floor was tilled, with little blue tiles in between every the green ones. Optimus didn't like them. He thought they looked like someone had taken the ugliest color of green and made it into a floor that was greener than radioactive grass.
Nyan cat was there on one of the benches, balling. Optimus felt sad for Nyan cat, even though he didn't know why she was crying. She was naked, since she was a cat, and much smaller than Optimus so he walked all over too her where she was and.
"Hi Nyan cat!!!! Why are you crying?"
Nyan cat sniffled like someone who'd never tasted ice cream before, pointing at her belly, and at one of those plastic test things that you use to test for stuff sat beside her. "I'M PREGGERS!!!!1" she said quitely.
"Than why are you sad?" Optimus found himself getting horny. She looked so cute, with her pink pop-tart body and rainbow tail. He wanted to hold her like a teddy bare, and the towel was starting to slip off his waist. The towel was orange, and did little to hide his 18 feet robot cock.
"I'm sad cuz it was Megatron who got me nocked up. He said he loved me, and we had robot sex. It was right before you're battle. Now, this." She pointed at the plastic test, which had a large X symbol on it. Optimus knew what that meant, when you weren't near train tracts.
"It's okay Nyan cat. I make you feel better. Its a good thing its just the two of us here."
Nyan cat looked up with eyes like black dots. Optimus liked her eyes. "Really? How?"
"Like this." Optimus let the large, orange trowel drop. Nyan cat let out a gustful squeal when she saw his huge, throbbing robot meat.
"Oh wow, Optimus, your soooooo big!!!!!!"
"I have to be. It takes a big pair to fight Decepticons all day, but I think one of my boy snakes is enough for you today. This is why I'm Optimus Prime," he grinned at her, swaddling the bench beside her. "See, Prime is short for Pi, which is a number close too two."
"Oh Optimus, please, take me now!!!!" Nyan cat begged, turning around and raising her rainbow tail high. "If you mate with me right now, it will be your baby instead!!!!"
"I hooped you'd say that," Optimus pontificated, lining himself up with Nyan cat's sweet pink cunny, full of delicious molten glazing. "This isn't your first time, is it?"
"I'm pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Right. Err, so it's not your first time?"
"Just take me, you adorable hunk of robot metal," Nyan cat announced, already growing wet at the thought of having all of that incredible steel hardiness inside her tinny body.
"But what if I get you-" he broke off, derailed. She was so sexy and hot, and he could feel his pre squirting out already. He had to be inside her. He grabbed her around the waist and pushed. Nyan cat squealed in pleasure as he pushed his massive robot penis into her clitty. He thrust rapidly, groaning in complete ecstasy as he felt the pleasure of her clit squeezing his huge 30 inch wang, which was bigger than all the other robots because.
"Oh wow, Nyan cat, you're so tight," Optimus grunted, thrusting will all of his strength into her tiny body. Nyan cat felt ecstasy-ful with his titanic schlong in her virgin walls. She felt his balls slapping at her ass as he fucked her hard and squeezed her perfectly spherically round breasts. Her breasts were like pink marshmallows filled to the size of bowling balls.
"Eek! Optimus, I'm gonna cum! Cum inside me, please Optimus! Harder!"
Optimus Prime didn't want all the amazing feelings to end so soon, so he turned her over and pulled out. Nyan cat whimpered, until he placed his nipping boner at her asshole. Nyan cat yowled sappily as he thrust inside again, her rainbow tail arched with pressure as he drove deep into her tight ass. He loved the feel of it and she did to.
"I don't think I can't last much longer Nyan cat!!!!!!!!" Optimus bellowed. His balls were fapping hard against her clit, and she wriggled happily as his 25in cork plunged deep into her womb.
"CUUUUUMMMMM!!!!" She hollared.
Optimus dove so far in Nyan cat was up to her neck in cawk. The feel of her tight ass squeezing his huge crock was so amazing, he couldn't hold on any more. He cummed deep inside her womb, filling her clit with all of the mans juice he could squeeze out of his balls. Nyan cat cried his name as she came too, the feel of all that delicious sex milk crushing into her boody making her feel like someone had turned on a fire hosed in her ass.
Optimus Prime hugged Nyan cat when they'd finished doing their cumming. The floor was a mess from all of his robot cream, and Nyan cat's poptart flavoured jizzing mixed in to make a big puddle all over the floor that tasted like salty cream cookies.
"I love-ed you Optimus Prime." Nyan cat said. She reached down and scooped up some of his cream, liking it from her paws with a gladdened purring. "You came so hard in my ass, way harder than Megatron. Thank you for mating with me. I can't wait until we has our kittens."
"Yes," he shared, "I can't wait."
Nyan cat gave a cute goggle and looked up at him, whiskers twisting. "Let's go again!!!!"
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Author's Note: This is my entry for Ausfer's Best Worst Fanfiction contest. No, fear not, dear readers, this is not my new style. :P
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