Walk in the woods -part 1 of 3
#1 of Walking in the Woods
I had an idea for some kind of porn comedy for a while, and this popped out the other night, so it's not tightly edited, I spent like two hours on it :p but it was fun and short so post
There was this one time Bennu took a walk in the woods....
The monkey/dragon was living in a tree-house at the time, bohemian style, and on nice days he'd go on walks into the vast forest around his home to exercise and relax. There were other anthro folk near the road, in trees and burrows and houses, but further west there was only wilderness.
So one bright pleasant day he decided to go farther than usual and was hiking on a new trail. For once he was wearing clothes and shoes, for the practical reason that it was better than getting a foot full of thorns or a branch swatting his balls. He still wasn't completely comfortable and felt awkward, but he was enjoying himself as he was in a large area of old growth forest, which had largely been clear-cut near his house.
After climbing up and down a steep hill, he decides to cool his paws off in a convenient stream. Looking up at the thick foliage and around at the silent tree trunks, he strips naked in five seconds and flops down on the grassy bank with his feet in the water.
"Ahhhhhhh" he sighs, "I need to cut a path so I can come here naked and have a picnic..." because the only thing better than a walk alone in the woods is a walk with food and someone to share it with... and then have sex with.
'You and me baby ain't nothing but highly evolved tetrapods..." he murmurs, then freezes as leaves rustle in the distance. His dragon ears can hear quite well, and he realizes it's a large creature softly walking down the far hill.
"Well, either it's harmless so there's no point in doing anything. Or it's dangerous and I should stay still till I can climb a tree. Or it's a person, and being naked will surprise them long enough to seize the advantage." he reasons to himself, remaining motionless aside from swiveling ears and squinting eyes.
Soon he sees a biped- a squirrel- a girl! Huh, obviously a hiker like him.
"I like where this is going." he grins, as his floppy cock twitches and stretches a little bit stiffer. "Oh right better be a little more subtle..." he grumbles as he slips on his boxers. Surely that will be enough in the circumstances. No need to scare off a shy girl, and not enough to stop a dirty girl.
Doing this has made her notice him, so he thinks of what to say as she gets close enough to talk without shouting. For some reason she's walking in a really sexy way, in cowboy boots, Daisy Dukes and a torn T-shirt... with no bra... he wonders to himself if she just wandered off a porno, like "Naughty Farmer's Daughter XVIICDXVI" (he wasn't so good with Roman numerals).
Suddenly she's close and says "Oh howdy stranger, I'm Samantha Squirrel, just a farm girl out looking for some big nuts in the woods... have you seen any around here?" simultaneously jiggling her tits and butt and making big baby deer eyes.
Wishing he was that coordinated Bennu says "Oh uhhhh I saw some acorns, but you must need like walnuts... but you mean testicles don't you?" he blabbers as she bites her lip.
"Oh mister I don't know none of them big city words, I grew up out here with nobody but the animals and relatives to keep me company."
"Really." he said with a skeptical expression, running his eyes up and down her smooth curvy body.
"Mhmm, and I'm so hungry for nuts, surely you can find me a couple..."
"Well, either I'm hallucinating or having a lucky day, I might as well go with it... ahem, oh little miss, I think I can give you a handful of nuts..." he said in what he imagined was a sexy voice.
"Ooh, really, I can't wait to get them in my mouth..."
For a second he worried that she was some sort of vore monster in disguise, but that was just silly. Pulling her close, he grinds his fat six inch cock against her crotch, and his penis told him she was wearing pink lacy panties. Amazing what it can see with only one mouth and no eyes.
He locked lips with her, her soft mouth teasing his as he noted a hint of actual nuts on her breath.
"So that's what a squirrel tastes like..." he says in a deeper than normal voice, as she grips his shoulders, and he realized she was standing on tiptoe and must be only 5 feet tall at most... as her tongue slips and chases his, he thinks how nice it is for a shrimp like him to find a girl he can actually tower over and carry around.
As he finished that thought he felt her shift, and their bodies moved together instinctively as she hopped up to wrap her legs around his waist, and his slipped under her firm bottom, gripping tightly as he pulled her against him, and his long tongue surprised hers by twisting around it.
She breaks off to pant and says "Ooh mister, I ain't never heard of a tongue that could do that..."
"Oh that's not all it can do..." he grunts as he nibbles on her neck.
"B-but I don't even know your name yet..."
"Oh.. I'm... Ben. Ben... Bonington." he blurts out the first pron sounding pseudonym he can think of.
"Ooh, how manly and brawny! Oh I hope you know what you're doing Mister Bonington, cuz I'm a virgin... according to the Catholic Church." she says with a semi-innocent face.
"Oh you're Catholic? I have a friend- oh right sexy time-" he gathers his wits and gently lowers both of them by kneeling, then slips her shirt up and off on a second, before fondling and sucking on her bare B-cup breasts, all on one fluid motion. She gasps and squirms, twitching her legs as he teases her labia mercilessly with one hand while the other holds up her bottom, gently prodding at her rear entrance thru her shorts. She whimpers and gasps, he slips his arms up behind her back and then carefully lowers her onto the grass as slides his arms back down her body, sliding her shorts off at the same time.
She lay there, splotches of sunshine and green forest light playing on her soft brown sleek fur, perky tits fighting gravity as her giant fluffy tail curled behind his back, urging him downward and onward. He grins at her as he slowly tugs her panties down her legs and tosses them into his pile of clothes, to take home as a trophy. She sprawls out, quivering and eager, obviously unable to wait any longer. He had thought to try his tongue on her other lips first, but his finger said they were as wet as the ocean, and her vagina was starting to flex itself, preparing for the main event.
He leans back kneeling, egregiously flexing the few muscles he has as he pops out of his boxers, and leans forward with his tail pulling hers down on his back. He nuzzles her nose as he shifts and works his other head into her opening, a quick little push once he was certain, then gently, slowly working it in, inch by inch his fat rigid cock slipped inside the squirrel, and she groaned in a mix of ecstasy and agony.
Finally he was in, and wraps his arms tight as he pushes in the last little bit, making her squeak. They both pant as he buries his muzzle in her hair, biting her neck and ear as he starts to pump, speeding up as her vagina adjusts to his girth, and her natural lube flows out. Both worked up to an electric state, he lets loose, biting hard on her shoulder as he slips his right arm under her leg, shifting her so his pubic bone rubs against her clit with every little shift of his hips. He had learned this from a bitch long ago, but forgets her quickly as the squirrel starts gasping out-
"Oh Ben- oh AH- unf- yes- more! MORE!"
and he manages to grunt "Oh Suzy- Sally- uhh- Samantha! That's right! Oh you are so tight!"
-as their hips slam together, hers rising to meet his, and they both start to hyperventilate as they orgasm almost together, but they were too preoccupied to keep score. She shudders and twitches as his seed pours in her, making a big creamy mess that slips back down around his still thrusting cock.
Finally they collapse, his nose tickled by grass and her ass throbbing from a random stick that somehow got under her. Their sweaty fur stuck together as they recovered, and he suddenly worried about child support.
"Oh uh" he manages to say with a dry throat, "are you on the pill?"
"Oh I ain't stupid honey, don't worry bout all those millions of dragon sperms getting to my eggs..." she says in a weak voice.
As his penis shrinks back down to travel size, he slips out of her, looking down at her slightly wavy labia and vagina oozing his cream. She glances down and swears-
"Holy dick nipples, that's enough nut to last all winter!"
He blushes "Oh well you know, dragons are good at making babies, hehe..."
She jumps in the creek to wash her outside as best she could and he joins her, rubbing her sore bottom, and before long they're playing and swimming around in a cool shallow pool, before laying in the grass to dry off, casually fondling each other.
As the sun reaches the halfway point to the horizon, she stirs and says "Well damn sugar, I got to get back and check on things, don't want nobody to miss me and come shoot you for vi-o-latin' poor little me." she winks as she slips her shorts and shirt back on, and hops in her boots, continuing "Oh and keep them panties you pervert, they're dirty anyhow, I musta creamed all over em..." as she walks off with tail swishing back and forth, giving a teasing glimpse of her heart shaped bottom receding in the distance.
Bennu gets his clothes back on and staggers back toward his house, wondering whether he should come back tomorrow...