The Ladykiller
#5 of Memories
9:00 PM
"And another lady goes down tonight.", Eric yelled out as he walked back into the bar just returning from sex on the roof. He looked over to the female he just did and winked as she left the bar. "And you'll never see her again.", He said as she was out of hearing range.
"Ok, why can't you be more like that, just with out the one night stands?", Clara asked pointing her finger at Eric.
"Clara I think we went over this before, its because he socially awkward.", Damian whispered into Clara's ears, the alcohol from his drinks taking their toll on his body.
"There is nothing wrong with one night stands, its not my fault I can get any girls number.", Eric said trying to rationalize with Clara.
"You can get any girl's number, ok get 5 girl's number in 30 minutes and I'll buy you an drink you want.", Clara said slamming her drink down on the counter to make a point.
"5 girls, 30 minutes, 1 girl per 6 minutes. Your test of my skills has been approved to be tested!", Eric said as he rushed away towards a table. On approach he slowed down and closed in on his target. A cute female wolf.
"Hi there can I get your number.", He said smoothly to the woman as she drank her drink alone. She looked at him and blushed.
"Sure.", She said grabbing in her shirt and pulling out a slip on paper. She stood up and walked out of the bar. She winked at him as she left.
"Ok, one number we can still win.", Clara said as she looked nervously at the clock.
Three minutes passed until a group of females walked into the bar. He walked over to the prettiest in the group and just winked at her. She whispered into his ear and she walked away, laughing with her pals.
"Two is still winnable.", Clara said taking more looks at the clock.
One minutes later another group walked into the bar. This time a group of cheerleaders walked into the bar, Eric wasted no time in walking over to them and started small talk. Seven minutes passed and as they walked out Eric held up another slip of paper in addition to the first he got.
"Three numbers isn't that bad we could still win.", Clara said nervously as she started to sweat and take more looks at the clock. And for Clara her miracle happened for the next 28 minutes no females walked in nothing until there was one minute left.
"One minute their is no way we couldn't win.", Clara looked only thirty seconds till she won. 20 and then the impossible happened, the tigress from before walked in and handed a slip of paper to Eric and gave him a kiss. The clock hit 9:30.
"That Clara is how you get 5 girl's number in one night, jealous, oh yes the drink, waiter three shots of your most expensive and refined drink for my friends, except Clara.", He said as Clara looked down in shame and pulled out her credit card.
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