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Disclaimer - The following story is rife with debauchery: Smooth rubbery debauchery. If you really don't want something weirding up your mental sex life, then I recommend you turn back now and just forget that this one ever existed. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be unlawful for you to do so.)

My Helpful Toy

Something tugs at your arm as your eyelids flutter open. You shake your head and clench your padded fingers, surprised to find that something's holding your arms and legs in place. The bare incandescent bulbs hanging from the ceiling make you wince slightly while you try to get your bearings. As you attempt to open your muzzle, you find that there's something wrapped tight around it, and your golden eyes cross as you see the tight brown leather bands strapped around your vulpine face.

"Hello there, sleepyhead!" The cheerful voice makes your furry ears twitch against the supple dark leather of the table as you try to look around and see who's speaking. Instead you get a good glimpse of the leather restraints holding you spread eagle against the table, padded and quite professional looking, just tight enough that they don't cut off all of the circulation to your paws. The dark furred tips of your nine tails hang over the far edge of the flat surface, batting about irritably as you try to remember why you're here.

"Thank you so much for helping me out here. There's another foxy little friend that I made a promise to that I just haven't been able to keep." A gray furred arm that fades to black near its nimble fingers reaches in from above you and pats you on the shoulder. "I figure a kitsune like you ought to know how to please a needy little fox hmmm? You're basically the same thing with nine times the tail!" He slides his paw down your body, tickling past your thighs to tug at your tails teasingly.

"Oh, but here I am getting all ahead of myself. You didn't come here just to hear me banter now did you?" He walks back into the shadows and pulls some kind of clattering mechanical contraption on wheels towards your spread legs. "I've got just the thing. Trust me, when we're through with this we're really gonna light up my other foxy little friend's life, (if you know what I mean.)" His somewhat effeminate voice says conspiratorially. You really have no clue what he means at all as he pulls up a strange hose with what looks like an unusual thick black suction cup at the end. Then, he starts nuzzling against your fluffy white belly with his gray furred cheek before he teases your navel with a blunt black claw shile slowly lowering the weird looking black thing over your stomach.

"Here we go." The eagerness in his voice is palpable as he reaches back and flicks a switch behind him. Something very cool and thick haltingly leaks out onto your stomach, pulsing as the machine pumps it out. "Heh, sorry, it takes a little longer with fur . . . Have to make a complete seal you know?" He says bashfully. "Ah, there it is!" You jerk as you can feel an odd body wide pulling sensation while the strange cup seems to pull itself tight against you, changing the cool feeling to one of odd warmth. "What a nice tight fit. It must feel so odd to have this kind of suction even as it pumps that nice thick blackness inside of you. Hah, and you're already starting to wriggle. Just keep it up my little kit! I bet he'll love that."

The feeling is indescribable, like something is pressing out gently against your skin from the inside before being sucked back again in a pulsing tidal current. "Ohh, and just look at your tails go. You're so very eager to help out. Mmm, and your belly is already getting all nice and smooth, and so very flexible." His pawed fingers dimple your flesh as it slowly becomes solid, smooth, and black. "Was that a little moan my darling kit? How adorable. I know just how very eager you are to be all supple and rubbery, but these things take time you know?" His hands knead in at your inhumanly pliant flesh as he speaks while the strange flowing warmth pulses inside of you, spreading further and further through your body.

"It's really fun watching your fur slick down and become all smooth and matte." His fingers rub against your chest as the rising wave of darkness seeps over your pectorals. "Although they are_pretty cute . . . you don't really _need these do you?" With grinding pressure, his thumbs rub over your nipples as they sink back into your flesh. "There we go. Now you're all nice and smooth and sexy. Hah, but I guess I have to do the others now too! You are such a naughty little boy." Deft fingers brush down your abdomen, smoothing back your other sets of vestigial vulpine teats, sending hot little lances of pleasure arcing through your body as the strange suction cup pushes and pulls with its increasingly urgent rhythm.

"Okay my wriggly little kitsune, now we're getting to the fun part. Hmm? How do I know? Well your foxy little cock was the first hint!" His leathery padded hand wraps around your erect shaft, slowly stroking down as the darkness seeps up from inside you. "Just look at those contrasting colors. Nice hot bright red, and smooth relaxing blackness. It is a little garish though, I agree. So let me just stroke my cute little foxy a bit and encourage that nice seeping darkness to just press up through your big juicy knot into your sexy shaft . . . Just like that." One hand squeezes tighter and tighter around your knot as it becomes taut and pliant, springy as his fingers dig into it, making your body shake and contort in pleasure. No moan escapes your lips though as your realize in an odd distant way that you are no longer even breathing. Instead, your body now seems fueled by the ebb and flow of the machine, making your rubbery skin pulse as it pumps seething blackness inside of you.

"Ohhh, there we go. Now you're all nice and black and wriggly." He squeezes around your now rubbery shaft. "Hah, and that just made your whole vulpine little body jiggle around, didn't it. Oh, you are going to be the just the best little helper ever." He idly paws at your shaft, bending it back and squeezing the head against your silicone knot in a feat of impossible flexibility that makes your senses light up in bliss. It's a pleasure that you've never imagined, stuck on the brink of climax as the blackness seeps into your tight balls, making them swell out slightly as they pull back into soft rubbery bulges.

"I've always wanted a knot you know?" He lets your cock go as it slaps back against your pulsing belly. "Something nice and big to just lock me and that special someone together." He pats your once svelte belly with solid thumps that resonate through you as it pushes out into a cute barely raised bulge. "You're just being so kind to share this all with me. Maybe someday I'll have to repay the favor eh?" He chuckles. "I'd be more than willing. But someone has to do all the work . . ."

"Oh my, you're such an eager little boy. Your legs are already changing without me!" He runs his paws down the seam of slowly darkening flesh slicking down your fur as it races down your thighs. "Mmmhmm. And now your rump is all nice and round." It sends electric shivers of pleasure through you as his tongue licks against your smooth posterior. "You must just feel like a big thick balloon with all of that pulsing blackness just squeezing around inside of you." Your toes clench as he swoons down against your calves, pressing in against your thick silicone skin at the bulging pressure inside of you. "There we go, all the way down to your lovely squeezy paw-feet, all round, and black, and smooth." Tightly grasping your now bulging wide paws in each hand, his paws tease your black rubbery claws as his squeezing only increases the pressure in the rest of your body, which becomes impossibly sensitive as the strange force makes you feel like you're swelling out from the inside.

"Heh. Oh my, your tails are really just going crazy. H'oh, that tickles! But don't worry, we'll get to them later . . ." His leathery pads slide up your body as the darkness reaches your shoulders. "For now let's just work our way upwards hmm?" With tickling pressure, he teases in at your exposed armpits, sending a jolting wriggle of pleasure through your body. "Ohh, I bet my little kitsu likes that: The feeling of the nice warmth just seeping up your arms, letting you just relax and enjoy the slow bubbling inside of you." He squeezes around your elbows as they change, causing a surge of blackness to press up your limbs as your fingers swell wider and rounder into fused simplified paws that bulge while he teases them.

"Such a good little boy. You're taking it all so easily! I bet this is just some kind of great zen exercise for you hmm? I suppose at the very least it's a nice looong stretch." He tugs gently at your arms, causing them to wobble as your body shudders in pleasure, solid black cock wobbling against your belly in a state of perpetual arousal.

"You're just really into the whole leather thing aren't you? Being all tight and tied up like this. Well . . . let's just take off the muzzle for this part okay? Trust me, you'll love it." Pressing his animal mouth in, he licks up your chin as the darkness pulses and thrums up your neck, insistent rhythm seeping into the back of your mind. With an odd wordless purr, he slips his tongue into your mouth and entwines it with your own. The feelings become sharper and more intense as the black pulsing silicone surges through your mouth, letting his sloppy laps bend your canine teeth before they wobble back into position with little twinges of bliss, all perfectly formed dark and flexible points.

He licks over your smooth rubbery tongue one last time before sliding out of your barely open mouth and licking over your matte jet nose to the top of your muzzle as the darkness seeps onwards. You can see his pink wet tongue flicker in over your open unblinking eyes as the blackness pumps into them; your senses oddly detached in a way that just makes everything that much more intense. "Now that's a _good_boy. Your ears are already all folded back just perfectly, just pressing against your cute little vulpine head, so very sleek and smooth. This is going to be perfect. Trust me, my other foxy little friend is just going to love you." Your body thrums and throbs with strange satisfaction as he rubs in at your rubbery ears as they fuse with your smooth scalp, stuck there in a sign of perpetual pleasure.

"Ohhh, how nice and smooth: Sleek and sexy." A blunt claw runs teasingly down your side as he surveys your altered body. "Now just look at all of these tails, all bushy and confusing . . . They do just seem a _little_bit out of place now don't they? Yeah, I think so too, but don't worry, I've got a little plan for my needy little kitsu." There's the clattering of wheels as he rolls over a small table with a towel laid on it. "That's right. Ten nice and thick rubbery plugs: nine long ones for your wagging sexy tails, and one nice and wide for your wriggling rump! Aww, no need to thank me. I'm sure you'll get to pay me back soon enough." He simpers suggestively.

"Now let's get those tails ready." He reaches back and turns a dial on his churning contraction as the steady pulse of thick liquid into your belly surges forwards, stretching your entire body from the inside out as his fingers tease at the bases of your tails. "That's right, just feel that nice rubbery warmth just flowing down inside, squeezing out into each of your lovely tails, making them swell and bulge out as they all get nice, and heavy, and wriggly." The sensation of all your tails pulsing out and rubbing together as the pliant darkness flows down through them makes your mind light up with new-found bliss while they steadily begin to push out and inflate.

"Mmmhmm, just more and more . . . Throbbing out through you until every last fluffy tip becomes all nice: dark and pliant." He gives the end of one of your now black tails a squeeze, causing the pressure to bulge inside of you as your body wobbles in pleasure. "Ahh, now I think you're just about ready, my bouncy little vulpine. So let's just take this cup off, and . . .ohh, it's really stuck on you, isn't it? Hah, you're so stretchy and naughty . . ." Your stomach is pulled out slightly before snapping back and sloshing your thick liquid insides around as he jerks off the suction cup. "And now your tummy is all nice and smooth too!" He runs a padded finger over the uniform smoothness where your navel used to be, pressing in and dimpling your flesh with teasing pressure.

"Alright, now then, let's deal with these nice plump heavy tails of yours." The furry figure jostles your rubbery appendages, causing them all to wriggle against one another. "You're just going to love this, it's amazing how flexible you are. This'll be just perfect." He grabs a rubber plug in one hand and one of your tails in the other, slowly pressing the tapered tip of the rubber implement against the end of your swollen extremity. "There we go . . . Just feel your rubbery little tail cave in here, rolling back in on itself as I just push this in further and further . . . Mmmm, yeah. About halfway there now." Your senses are alight in the strangest of ways as your tail collapses in on itself as he stuffs your sensitive tail back inside of itself, and then into your body where it wriggles as he presses in further.

"Oh my. I bet it just feels so good to have all of this sensitive flesh just crammed back inside of your body, nice and tight, making your little belly just swell out, all taut and cute." He presses in further, making your tail shrink back until the plug actually starts to sink into your body. "Alright, now just relax. It's going to get a little bit tighter . . . and then . . . Oh!" The plug slams home as your body clenches around it. "What a good boy. That probably feels so nice, lodged inside of your hot wriggly body." He teases the edge of the long black rubber plug, the feeling resonating straight through you. "It's what's on the inside that really counts, right?" He chuckles as he grabs another plug and presses it in against your next tail.

With every long rubbery stopper that he shoves inside of you, the feelings against your insides become more and more intense while your tails are slowly raveled up back into your black yielding form and held there by those tapered black rubbery plugs that stretch you wider and wider as they all become crammed in together just at the base of your spine, making your belly bulge out rounder and more bulbous with each pausing shove as he tenderly fills you fuller and fuller, cooing and patting your rounded black matte rump as plug after plug is shoved into your taut flesh.

"Alright my dear little kit, just one tail left to go! Ohh, you're just getting tighter and tighter. I bet this really just feels amazing. But don't worry, this is just the beginning for my sexy little cocksheath. We've got so much more to do before you can really help me out with my other foxy little problem." He finishes shoving the final tail-plug in with a solid thud before he slaps in at the nine cramped bases all at the same time, making your whole body wriggle needfully, cock wobbling against your liquid filled plump black belly with agonizing waves of desirous pleasure.

"Okay then my wriggly little kit, let's move on to the big one." He hefts the larger thicker plug in his hand before leaning in and licking at your solid rubbery anus in one wet hot stroke that makes you quiver as he slides his tongue inside of you and lashes around your sensitive insides. "Just let me line it up here against your tight little ass . . . Just like that. Ohh, your body is just so pliant, but still so tight and needy. I can really just feel you clenching as I shove in, fitting around it like a naughty little glove. It's going to be just right when you're stretched around my cock, all tight and needy and so very vulpine." He builds up a rhythm as he speaks, shoving the heavy black plug in and letting it slide back just an inch before pressing in further over and over again, stretching your straining hole wider as he wiggles the hefty dark toy inside of you. "Annnnnd, there! Ohhh, you're just so very naughty, clenching around the whole thing like that." He pats your bulging rump affectionately, running his hand over the flared bases of all the black rubbery plugs stuck fast inside of you.

"There we go. Now we're making progress! But there's a few details that seem out of place here." His paw idly wanders over to your groin, mashing your testes together and gently pulsing his grip around your knot as your body shudders. "I bet that feels really good, huh? Well, what if we could make it feel better my naughty little kit? You'd like that wouldn't you? Goooood boy." He kneads your cock with both of his hands. "Let's just make it feel like that all over your sexy little body then." He presses against the tip of your chiseled cock. "Ohh, I can feel you just pulsing around my finger as I press your foxy little black cock back in on itself." He wriggles his padded digit around as your cock begins to slide back into itself around his teasing padded digit.

"That's right, just imagine your whole body as one nice big sexy vulpine cock." His finger pushes in harder, pressed inside of your flesh all the way down to your knot as your entire body wriggles in ecstasy. "And your big tight tummy is going to make an even _better_knot." Patting your belly, his hand slides across the smooth blackness as it sends little shivers through you, becoming as sensitive as your canine bulge that he presses it all the way back into you with a wet shlorp. "And of course we can't just leave these out here all alone . . ." His paw wraps around your tight balls and squeezes with intense pressure as they are ground back into you, leaving your crotch bare and smooth, tingling as the intensity of sensation spreads over your entire body even as you clench tighter around the ten plugs all lodged firmly inside of you, feeling strange as your flesh stretches around them, becoming smooth and tight.

"Such a good boy, becoming all quivering and ready. But those arms just seem a bit awkward right?" He rubs both of his paws up under your matte black armpits. "Don't worry, I can help you out with this." Slowly pulling on your elbows, he tugs until your wide bulbous paws slip through their leather cuffs with two muffled pops. "Ohh, I can just feel you wriggling around. You really want this don't you? Well, I'd be a terrible host to keep you waiting, so let's just_squeeze_ your arms against your sides here. There just like that. Just feel that nice tight pressure. Hehe, it's almost like a nice big hug." He nuzzles against your chest as he wraps his arms around you, pressing your limbs tight against your sides as they began to seep into your body. "So nice and smooth. Just relax and feel all of that jiggly mass sinking into you, giving you that nice gentle curve that any canine cock like yourself has: leading up to your nice and pointy vulpine face, so absolutely ready to fill my other foxy little friend. Ummmph. Ohh, I'm getting hard just thinking about it. "

He let's your body go, running a finger along your now long smooth torso as he pads slowly around you. "Mmmm, my little kit has been busy! Just look at this nice big hole." He runs a finger around the edges of the plugs all lodged inside of your now singular massive consolidated orifice, that clenches as he strokes it. "It's far nicer than having ten separate holes, isn't it my little kit? Now let's just tug these out of here . . . Ohh, don't worry, I'll give you something nice and hot to squeeze around soon." He licks his lips lustily. The first few plugs offer some resistance, but the rest easily slide out of you, leaving your perfectly smooth gaping round hole exposing your insides to the cool air of the room.

"And just look at these ridges! Have you been working out?" He laughs as he reaches inside of you with his entire arm, stroking at the ridged texture of your hollow insides. It feels better than you believed possible, each bump making your body quiver and shake as he teases against your revealed insides. "Ohh, that's going to be amazing, but first we're going to need to do something about those legs . . . Something to keep my nice little cocksheath from slipping off." His hands slide down your thighs, massaging them as he pulls your bulging foot-paws through their jangling restraints, flopping them against the table and making your whole body jiggle. "I'm thinking something nice and thick and stretchy . . ." He grabs your paws, thumbs grinding in at your simplified padded toes before pressing your feet firmly together. "One nice solid band . . ." As he mashes your flesh together, you shiver, feeling the sensations slowly changing.

"There we go. Nice and even and tight." He stretches the solid band of rubber that was your legs out as you feel the mass shifting, becoming a smooth and uniform stretchy loop. "You're gonna fit nice and snug around my balls my naughty little pet." He gives your flexible ring of flesh one last tug, sliding his hands around and clenching teasingly before stepping back.

"What's that? Oh, I know you want to really get started as soon as possible my darling little kit, but I think you've overestimated me just a bit. If I was that big I'd be able to satisfy my foxy little friend all by myself. So let's just help you become a little more reasonable hmm?" His hands grasp in at you, one grabbing your heavy loop as the other presses in at the middle of your shaft-like body. "Mmm, just like that . . . stretching out and pulling back, tighter and tighter every time. Just feel all of that nice hot liquid warmth inside of you squeezing and condensing, all those naughty sensations becoming just that much more intense."

He's able to wrap his paw around your chin now and stretch your entire body out further than you thought possible before letting you snap back into shape, his gray furred form seeming larger and larger until he can pick you up in both of his paws easily. "Just let me squeeze and kneed that nice plump hollow knot and your bendy little body. Ohhh, you're just so god damned sexy!" He brings your face up to his muzzle and licks over your forward facing head, his massive jaws engulfing your entire black rubbery body as he hangs onto your hefty rear loop while he suckles on your hollow wriggling form, one clawed finger pressing into your rounded rear hole and making your senses sizzle as he squirms around your insides as his mouth clenches around you from the outside.

Sliding you from his jaws with a lusty pop, he holds you up in one paw and grins, his other hand reaching down to stroke his throbbing pink erection. "Ahhh, yep. I think you're ready my sexy little toy. So why don't we hook up and see if we can impress my friend, that size queen of a fox hmm?" The room swims as he lowers you and you feel your already slickened moist band brush against the warm soft bulbous flesh of the head of his penis. "Now let's just push your little loop to the side here as I slip my cock inside of your wriggly little body." He pulls you back as his massive seeming rod of flesh squelches past your ribbed interior, stretching your body out from the inside while he slowly slides you back until you feel the tip of his dick press against the inside of your bulging black head.

"It's . . . " He pants. "So tempting I know, just to use you right here . . ." He pulls you back and forth slightly along his member, making your rubber body scrunch up slightly as he whimpers out in pleasure, fingering the bulge of your knot. "That must be good for you too . . . feeling my member just throbbing inside of you, teasing all of that electrically sensitive flesh you naughty little toy you." He reluctantly stops rubbing as his other hand pulls at your heavy rubber back loop, stretching it wide as he tucks his furry gray balls through it, leaving you clenching tightly around his soft velvety taint, pulled taut around his throbbing cock as he takes his hands off of you and leaves you suspended in the air, impaled by his throbbing shaft as a dribble of clear pre gushes out and leaks slowly from your lips in a warm wet trail down your sleek black body.

"But I've got a promise to keep, and you've been so kind as to help me out." He takes a few steps, cock jerking as it bobs inside of you, stimulated by your clenchings as each wiggle produces a jolt of pleasure through your entire body. "And I haven't even introduced you yet! My god, how rude I must seem." He giggles softly as he pads over to the wall and reaches onto a shelf. Pulling down something gray, black, and rubbery.

"Kit, I'd like you to meet Foxy. He's a little shy at first, but trust me, he is one very needy little vulpine." He squeezes in at the odd figure in his hands, a strangely cylindrically shaped kneeling fox with its face pressed forwards and permanently open in a silent moan of pleasure. You can almost see it wriggle and pulse as his paws grab and squeeze at it . . . almost enough to make you strangely jealous . . . As he turns the swirled black and gray silicone toy around, you see that its backside is an exquisitely exposed fox rump, tail pulled back along its body as you feel your own stretched taut form pulse and squeeze in need as his cock jerks and leaks inside of you.

"Ohhh, such an eager little kit you are . . . See, Foxy? I said I'd come back with friends. Trust me, with a knot like this, he's sure to satisfy even your own impossibly vulpine cravings." He smirks as he licks in at the hand held fox's exposed asshole, swirling around the rubbery outside and then pressing inside of the needy silicone orifice as his balls clench and tighten inside of your taut rubber loop which squeezes tight around them. With a satisfied murr of pleasure, he withdraws, licking his chops as he walks over to the low table that you were once strapped to and sits on the edge of it, making his cock bob with you impaled around it as your body tenses against him in tensile eagerness.

"Alright." He pulls back and grins hungrily. Now I think you two should really get to know each other . . ." He pulls the other toy down towards you with one hand, the other grasping around your shaft-like body firmly and guiding your head towards the rubbery fox's gray black silicone pucker. His hips tremble as he slowly pulls the toy back against you, mashing your flexible muzzle against the slick tight entrance that you can feel quivering in eager anticipation even as the member inside of you pulses and jerks with manic eagerness. "Alright boys . . . here we . . . Unnngh . . . Go . . ." He thrust his hips forwards and your face is squashed almost completely flat against the spittle soaked orifice before the tight silicone tailhole parts and you glide inside in a slick hot shove, pressure overwhelming you as your body is sunk halfway inside of the rubbery fox's exquisitely textured insides while the turgid cock inside of you leaks out hot dollops of pre through your flexible vulpine lips.

"Oh . . . My lord." His breath comes in ragged gasps as he pumps you further inside of the tight warm abyss. "You're both just so tight . . . and hot . . . and wriggly." His tail flits about him as the fox's clenching ring of rubber encounters the silicone bulge that used to be your rounded stomach: now a bulbous knot wrapped around the base of his cock that squeezes him even tighter as you can feel your thick membranous body stretching as he tries to cram that penultimate bulge inside of the taut confines in front of you. "Umph . . . Getting so close my little foxies. Just got to get your big old knot a little further. Just a bit harder . . ." He rams you against the resiting rubber hole again and again as you can feel the pressure of his paw clenching in at your body through the fox's thick rubbery walls. Every thrusting buck stretches the tortured hole around you wider and wider, making your knot distend slightly with the force before he shouts out a wordless bellow and pulls you back hard, stretching out both of your rubbery bodies before you slam all the way into the slick torrid confines, locked inside by the tight clenching ring of the wriggling gray and black asshole.

You can feel the hands clenching tight around the toy that envelops you, squeezing and kneading your body against his cock while it begins to jerk and tug in little spasmodic fits, rubbing you against the tight confines that hold you fast, making sparks of pleasure resonate through your entire body. "I'm gonna . . . I'm gonna . . ." He pants as he tenses up, paws squeezing hard against the rubbery toy between his leathery palms, making the mass of your knot bulge and tighten against the base of his shaft stuck so far inside of you. He moans out as he erupts, cock firing out pressured gouts of hot white seed that surge through you, splashing against the insides of the rubbery fox and seeping out from his silently gasping face.

The tightness of your bodies wrapped around him draws his orgasm out longer and longer as he tugs and grinds you together, loop tugging at the back of his fuzzy testes as they churn and pull up tight, hands clenching desperately around the rubbery black and gray fox that clenches around you even as you wriggle and writhe while his cock jerks and pulses inside of you, forcing out splattering ropes of seed through the both of you as he falls back against the table and groans, member still pulsing as his heavy panting rings loud in the air, stroking the both of you in eager fits of bliss as his climax begins to taper off.

"Oh dear god . . . You two are really something." He finally speaks, propping himself up on one dark furred paw while the other supports the underside of his gray and black foxy toy with you still tucked firmly inside of it. "I think we managed to really please our little foxy friend don't you, Kit? Oh, what's that? You think we can do better?" He squeezes the rounded end of the fox's rear around your knot playfully. "We'll just have to give it another try then! I'd really love to just stay here forever with you guys, but sadly, I've got a few other things that need doing . . ." He gives you both a gentle squeeze. "I don't see any reason that you two can't enjoy some quality time together though." Reaching underneath himself, his paw gingerly stretches your thick loop and pulls it carefully off from around his exhausted furry gray balls. He groans as your internal ridges all slide and brush over his spent member as he pulls out of you with a wet lewd sound, leaving you feeling empty, but still comfortingly enveloped in the clenching confines of the rubbery fox around you.

"Don't you two worry." He tugs at your rubbery loop playfully as he picks you both up and pads over to the same plain wooden shelf on the wall. "You guys can just stay here until I get back." Both of your bodies jostle needfully as he places you on the shelf. "And then we'll have to try again until we get everything just right!"