Fakeman AMA

My name is Fakeman. My hobbies include writing furry porn, playing board/tabletop/video games, cooking, reading, and making music. Have any questions about me or what I do/think/eat/feel/like/hate? Ask them. Have any suggestions, or things you'd...

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The Twofold Tribe

Disclaimer - Know what this story contains! Five hundred gallons of digital ink, the collective caterwauling of a hundred felines, a bevy of ideas that would make your mother blush, four dozen improper innuendos, and sixteen thousand joules of pure...

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Paying Your Tab

Disclaimer - Smut. Delicious, sexy, oh so offensive smut. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so.) Paying Your Tab The pink and green laser lights seem to swirl through the loud music...

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Servant of the Sea

Disclaimer - In old sea charts, they would leave large swaths of rough waters blank with only a vague doodle of terrifying serpentine figures and the note "Here Be Dragons." Discerning readers do the same thing in modern days, leaving such sordid tales...

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My Favorite Things

My Favorite Things By Fakeman Dapper red foxes and well-endowed kittens Werewolves transforming you once you've been bitten Brown fuzzy bovines all tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Cream colored ponies in revealing...

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Contagious Humors

Disclaimer - This story is wrong on so many levels that it would take a physics textbook (and the Monsterous Manual) just to begin to explain the concept. There be rough tracks ahead, and so I'd advise those of you not into the bumpy danger of...

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Legal Studies - Caput Lupinum

Disclaimer - If you have any qualms with lawyers, this story might be hard to stomach. It contains the idea that behind those who practice law, are_relatively_normal people, some of whom are forced to deal with their somewhat incorrigible boyfriends...

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Hippogodamus

Disclaimer - There be porn in them thar hills. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be illegal to do so.) Hippogodamus The tight hempen bonds dug into the naturalist's wrists as the thick mahogany pole was born down...

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A Wish Best Served Cold

Disclaimer - Herein lies a sordid tale of bears and men, brought together in a surreal series of events. Only press on, dear reader, if you have the stomach for such things. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be...

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Wet Dream

Disclaimer - This be whack, yo. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so.) Wet Dream Looking over his shoulder into the dark neighborhood streets, Mezz carefully hoisted his duffel bag over...

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A Long Night

Disclaimer - This is a story for those of you who like long things. It's not for those who enjoy short stacks, short tempers, shorts, shortening bread, short sightedness, or short term investments. Instead, this is a work for those who treasure long...

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The Pleased Failure of a Fiendish Fox

The Pleased Failure of a Fiendish Fox The professor wrung his clawed hands in glee, ears perking up as he picked up the faintly glowing syringe from the sterile stainless tray next to his anesthetized patient. His bushy orange tail flicked about with...

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