Surviving the Harem Life! Chapter 1
*Hello all! It's BoatingTurtle back again. I am happy to be back, to say the least. Most of you may know me from Fanfiction.com, and some of you may be new to my content. I will fiddle around with some of my stories, particularly "Pokemon: Legendary Champions". That story will be getting many changes, such as a name change and a rewrite of the first few chapters. I feel that this story is pretty good, so it will remain unchanged. Cheers to a new beginning! *
BoatingTurtle
Hello new viewers and fans (can I call you guys fans? I've never had fans before) and welcome to one of my two new stories! This will be a bit of a wacky one, so hang on to you're butts! (shout out to whoever gets that reference! hint- Steven Spielberg) The story itself is formed from me throwing some anime and, uhhh, more **_adultish _***ones. ( I don't know how people react to the H word, ya know? If you want me to leave the names of my inspirations, then tell me) So this story will have some plot of one, some plot of another, some characters of another, and so on. My other story will be a western (to show my love for Clint Eastwood movies), but that's for a different time. Now, as a forewarning, this story will be off the wall unrealistic, so I hope you don't mind. So, come on you reader, you reviewer, you enjoyer and SHINE! (name that song Hint- Pink Floyd, 1975(The lyrics are changed here))*
"Thanks for the ride, Dad!" I yelled.
"No problem son! Enjoy your new school! Love you!" My dad called out before speeding off.
"Love ya too, pops!" I yelled as the car disappeared around the bend.
Hello, my name is Zachary, and I was just transferred to a new school. I am a sophomore, but the private school I'm going to doesn't really run in grades divided by age. It's all just one big grade, or so the website said. I was an ok guy, never got into fights (as if 5' 6" is going to intimidate anyone), but had to move schools when my dad got a new job. Him and my mother are working as biologists in Kanto, so they dropped me off here on an island known as Eos where the school was located. I was going to train to be a better pokemon trainer, but I think my battling skill was good enough. I always was a self dependent person, maybe a little klutzy. Once, I accidentally thought my toothpaste was hair gel, and my dark blackish brown hair was stained white for weeks. They trust me to behave myself, so I'll be staying on campus for the next few school years. I didn't really mind, but the fact that my mother kept giggling at the school scared me a bit. I walked up to the school. 'Nice place.' I thought as I walked in through the doors. I followed the directions I had on my phone to the principals room. "Left here, then go here, then hang a right, yadadada." I said to myself. Soon I found myself standing before the doors of the office. I rapped on the door, paused a second, and then pushed my way in. "Hellooo?" I yelled in. Suddenly, the head of a woman peeked around the corner.
"Ah! Come in, come in!" She said in a slightly intimidating tone. "You must be the new student!"
"Y-yes ma'am. My name is Zachary Whittman."
"Hmmm. Well, Zac, if you don't mind, would you please fill this out?"
"Oh, uhh, sure." I said, taking the paper from her. "Thanks, uhh, Mrs..."
"Mrs. Robinson."
"Mrs. Robinson." I went to sit down at the other side of her desk, and grabbed a pen. Question one: What is your name? 'That's simple enough.' I thought as I wrote down my name. Question 2: Age? Question 3: Pokemon. Question 4: Body information (like a physical for sports). 'Was that really it? Oh well.' I questioned the questionnaire. I finished and handed her the paper. I noticed that she was looking at me oddly, as if there was something wrong with me.
"You are a boy, aren't you, Zac?" She asked me.
"Last time I checked." I joked with her. "Why, am I really that feminine?" I don't see how I could be confused with a girl. My voice was pretty deep for my age, and my hair was gelled. What girl gels her hair?"
"So I thought."
"Why does it matter?"
"Well, you see, Zac, this school is a girls only school, an-"
"Girls only? I knew my dad would screw this up."
"Oh, no! As a matter of fact, you're father and I where friends in high school. He choose this school because it has the best academic level for you."
"Good?"
"Actually, very good. Also, he signed you up for physical activity reasons."
"UUGH! I knew there was a catch!"
"Well, fortunately for you, the school day is just about over. Go get situated in your dorm, and follow your schedule for tomorrow." She said, handing me a sheet with my dorm number and schedule on it. I took the paper, thanked her, and then excused myself from her office. I walked to my dorm, lugging my baggage along. I was told to bring my personal belongings, which wasn't much. All I took was my Xbox 360, my GameCube, my PlayStation 3, clothes, and some albums and CD's. I finally reached the dorm, and unlocked the door. The room wasn't much: a bunk bed, two smaller beds, a medium flat screen, and two little loveseats (that's what their called, look it up). I decided to pull one of the beds over to the corner towards the TV and set up shop. I put my clothes in the drawers on my nightstand, and hooked up my Xbox. I changed my clothes into a white t-shirt, with a dark green hoodie and black sweatpants. I looked at my phone, and noticing how long was left off the night, decided to play some music. I popped in Guitar Hero II, and slipped the guitar out of its bag. I looked for one of my favorite songs. Once I found it, I slung the guitar on my shoulder, and started Carry On My Wayward Son. I felt compelled to sing, and decided to beside the fact that there was no need. I cleared my throat, and gave it a shot. (if you never heard this song, stop now and go listen to it!)
"Carry on my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more!"
I dove straight into the guitar solo on expert. I was going to go something I've rarely done before: 100%.
"Ah!"
"Once I rose above the noise and confusion, Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion! I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high."
"Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Though my mind could think I still was a mad man I hear the voices when I'm dreaming, I can hear them say."
"Carry on my wayward son, There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more!"
"Masquerading as a man with a reason My charade is the event of the season And if I claim to be a wise man, Well, it surely means that I don't know."
"On a stormy sea of moving emotion Tossed about, I'm like a ship on the ocean I set a course for winds of fortune, But I hear the voices say!"
"Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more..."
"NO!"
I effortlessly plowed through the guitar solo, not even noticing the click open.
"Yeah, and I- AHHHHH!" Someone screamed. I whipped around to see three girls standing in the doorway.
"PERVERT!" One screamed. I was confused, as I though I had a dorm all to myself. The girl ran up to me and slugged me in the cheek, drawing blood.
"Owww! The hell's that for?" I asked, wiping the blood from my lip. She hit me again, this time a lot lower, and I sunk down, clenching my family jewels. She grabbed me by my hood and dragged me out of the room. The other two girls followed, one laughing her ass off, the other a little stunned and sympathetic. I tried to wriggle free of the girl's grasp, but I only managed to flip over onto my stomach and get a face full of pavement. Soon, pavement changed to ceramic, and then to carpet.
"What's wrong girls?" A familiar voice said.
"We found this boy snooping around in our dorm. Probably doing perverted things." She said as she shoved my forwards.
"Mrs. Robinson?" I said, putting names to voices.
"Yes, Zac. And Morgan, why are you assaulting our new student?"
"_He's _our new student!?"
"Yeah, didn't she just say that?" I said sarcastically.
"But this is a girls only school!"
"Was." Mrs. Robinson said. "His father and I go far back, so I let him in as a favor."
"But he can't even take half the classes!" Morgan retorted.
"Well he's of age to start learning." Mrs. Robinson said. "And he's staying. No butts about it. Now, Zac, run along. I have to have a word with these three." She said, scolding the three girls. I quickly left the room and sprinted back to the dorm. I shut of the game and stripped down for a shower. I grabbed a towel, and jumped into the shower. I always took very hot showers, so my cheek felt a little better as the water hit it. My nether regions still ached like hell, but there was not much I could do. I soaped up and cleaned off. I stepped out of the shower, and dried off. After slipping on some underwear and shorts, I decided to put an early night in. I fell into bed and was asleep in minutes.
"Wake up!" I heard as I was hit in the head by a pillow.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm up." I said, grunting as I sat up. I was still sore from yesterday. I looked over at Morgan and tossed her pillow across the room to her.
"Thanks." She muttered. "Listen, I'm sorry about last night."
"It's fine, really." I reassured her. I noticed she smiled a bit.
"But don't think I'm not going to mess with you."
"As long as you don't punch me." I joked. I took a look at my schedule. Up first today was Battling. 'Alright! Time to show off the team.' I thought as I grabbed my sling bag with my pokeballs in it. "So where is Battling?" I asked Morgan.
"Just follow me." She said. I got up and slipped on a pair of shorts and a shirt. I laced my shoes and headed out after her. We walked in silence until we reached an open field which housed the battlefields.
"So how will I get to know everyone?" I asked her.
"Don't worry. Mrs. Robinson had an assembly to introduce the school to you."
"Well that's... convenient."
"Anyway, lets get started." She said.
"Do we need supervised, or is it just a free battle?"
"There is no instructor. Just battle." She answered me. I looked around, waiting to battle. "Well, you going to battle, or just sit there with your thumb up your ass?"
"Oh, right, sorry." I said, taking my side. I noticed that a group was gathering around her. "Single or double?" I asked her.
"Single, 3 pokemon each."
"Alright! Lets go, Sully!" I yelled as my Serperior burst out of its ball, eager to fight. Out of all of my pokemon, he had the most seniority and experience. That, and he was my starter. He glanced at me with a smile before turning back to Morgan.
"Go, Francesca!" She called out as an elegant furret took the field.
"Alright Sully! Lets start off strong with a Leaf Blade!" I called out. Sully jumped up into the air, his tail glowing, and swung it down at the furret.
"Fran, counter it with a flamethrower!"
"Sully, split the stream with and Iron Tail and then Leaf Blade!" Sully swung his tail down through the fire, dispersing the flame. His tail began to glow again, and he slammed Fran hard with the Leaf Blade. The attack sent the furret into the ground. As the dust cleared, Sully was burned a bit, and Fran was unconscious in the crater the attack left.
"Oh no! Francesca, return!" Morgan cried. "You'll pay! Go, Amy!" She yelled as she released an ambipom.
"Sully, return!" I said, drawing out the pokemon. I put him back in my bag and fished out another ball. "Alright, slice em' up Blade!" My grovyle popped out of his ball. "Alright! X-Scissor and Brick Break! Go!" I commanded.
"Amy, Toxic, now!" The ambipom nimbly ran at Blade, and thrust an arm out. The arm connected, and the poison from the jab connected. Blade spun around and slashed out the leaves on his arms. Then, after he finished the slice, he chopped at Amy, connecting the Brick Break. Amy was launched into the ground, and fainted before she hit the ground. Blade landed expertly, but slowly faltered as his knees bucked and he fell over as the poison took affect. Both of us recalled our pokemon. With a determined look plastered on her face, she sent out a rhyperio named Rayna. I had confidence in my last choice. I pulled a pokeball out of my bag marked with a little flame.
"Go, Cinder!" I shouted as I released one of my most trusted pokemon.
"Cynda!" He shouted as he looked at me with his closed eyes. The girls around Morgan started to laugh at the fact that I put a cyndaquil against a ryperior.
"Rayna, Rock Blast!" The rhyperior raised its arm at Cinder, and fired a rock at an extreme velocity.
"Cinder! Lava Plume!" The little fire pokemon's back flared up, and grew so intense that it started to spew molten lava. The lava shot up and outwards, melting all of the incoming rocks. "Now plan OED!" Cinder nodded and his back exploded into a blazing inferno, raising the temperature around them to extreme heights. Everyone began to sweat, but Cinder kept it up. Then he grunted with effort as rocks shot out of the ground and fell all around the rhyperior, damaging it. Cinder then dove into the ground as his lava barrier diminished and a rock from the foes Rock Blast shattered the earth where he once stood. Tunneling underground, Cinder crept up on the unsuspecting pokemon. Suddenly, Cinder shot out of the ground and leapt up into Rayna's face. "Now Cinder! Double Kick!" I shouted as Cinder brought his little body's mass into the giant pokemon's face with a kick that sent it sailing into the ground. Rayna hit the ground with an earthshattering thud. Everyone gasped as Cinder landed on her head without breaking a sweat. "I think I win." I said as I strolled over to Morgan.
"Yeah, well wallow in glory all you want. Our pokemon have had enough for today. It's time we all get some exercise ourselves." Morgan said.
"Well, whatcha got?"
"I'm thinking... paintball." She said.
"Ok, how many people?"
"We'll say about 100."
"That's a lot. Teams?"
"Well, Zac, you know its only fair for boys against girls."
OED- Overheat, Eruption, Dig. Cinder's signature combo. Usually met with a random move after dig.
Long chapter, huh? Well lets recap. Zac gets sent to an all girls school, gets beat up, wins a battle, and has a death sentence. Will he survive paintball? Will he make friends or enemies. When will there be a lemon? Should I keep writing? Is the story any good? We'll find out next time! Bye for now!
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