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Flush a Fuck Ch. 1

"Are you tired of those morning after's, you know the awkward ones after too much to drink and now you're waking up with some loose young fur or some fur you would never normally chase" Aleck looked up at this question. "are you tired of the awkward mornings sending them out the door after promising to call them later knowing you probably won't, are you sick and tired of them complaining about what you have in your apartment or complaining that you hog the bathroom", the wolf's head bobbed as he nodded in agreement. "then we have just what you are looking for, here at Flush a Fuck we offer several unique ways to avoid the awkward morning after" the screen changed from the talking Lion announcer to a platform where a strange toilet set spiraling around, the form was familiar but with subtle differences it had the large tank that most commodes had and large bowl with seat but the whole thing was bigger than expected and looked capable of expanding. It also looked more like recliner with a softer seat design and raised armrests. "yes this little gem is what makes everything possible the flushmaster 360, one size fits all it will grow to fit any and all loads or load bearers he he he" he chuckled as he patted the back of the tank. "we offer five ways to make your morning fly by each one unique and special our options include, 1 simply flushing your problems away, 2 a shrink then a flush, 3 Swallow and let nature take its course, 4 anal voring them out your back door, and option 5 which is limited to our herms and male cliental, cockvoring the little squirts ah ha ha ha ha" he laughed as his image was replaced with computer generated tiles each with a different method for making the unwanted guest disappear.

"Let's take a closer look at each of our options, first off we have option one" as he said this the first panel grew to fit the screen, Aleck was intrigued and put the sandwich he had been enjoying down. "now as you know there is nothing more satisfying then listening to a toilet gurgle after you've just passed a good steamy dump right, well now you can listen to it gurgle after you flush an embarrassing date" as he said this the simple image of a fur sitting on the toilet swirled around as the toilet bowl on the screen grew larger till the fur was sucked down while another fur walked up and patted the toilet on the tank. "yes it doesn't matter the size the flushmaster can take it away with your nastiest loads and unwanted guests and don't worry we don't let anyone die they are quickly transported to one of our facilities where they are cleaned up mind wiped and sent home without ever knowing what happened", the screen changed to a real life image of a fur smiling as he set up the Flushmaster 360, "here you can see a fur setting up his toilet for his date having given him an excuse of some sort" the fur finished and called out for another fur telling him that it was ready and clean then the fox on the screen left and a rabbit came in and took a seat, he grunted a few times some splashes where heard and then he wiped, before he could stand to pull his pants back up the toilet flushed sucking the rabbit away leaving not trace that he had been there. "And that ladies and gentlemen is how our flushmaster 360 makes short work of unwanted or embarrassing morning after dates, don't worry he was perfectly fine and enjoyed his trip, next let's take a look at our shrinking option" The screen replaced the image of a smiling rabbit with that of the cartoon like animation of a simple fur adjusting a toilet before another fur came in sat down was quickly zapped and shrunken down landing with a ploink in the toilet then with a flush spiraling away. "yes friends you've just seen that you can have the flushmaster shrink them and then pop them on off on their merry way, and just for fun if you are into that kind of thing you can shrink them down before the night of fun too", the screen changed to a live action again and Aleck watched as a bear prepped his toilet then let a female wolf step in to use it, before she knew what had happened a quick set of arms whipped out and began to shrink her down till she plopped into the waters, instead of flushing her though the big bear came back in and grabbed her out. A clock on the wall passed some hours by before the bear walked back in dropped the wolf in the toilet then sat down before splashes and trickling was heard, he wiped then stood up and flushed while waving goodbye.

"and just like with our first option they don't die but appear here at our facility and once again are revitalized and sent on their merry ways" the lion was back on the screen again "our first two options are considered our more noninvasive at least to the flusher, options but the second can be used with the last three just as easily as what happens with them" the screen changed to a picture of tiny nanites crawling all over each other. "here you see what makes our last options possible, nanites, the flushmaster 360 is capable of injecting you with these and will provide them as needed, these little gems are what makes the next three options possible" the lion appeared briefly then the third animation appeared. This time it showed nanites being injected into a fur who then proceeded to go up to another fur lead them home spend a night with them and then swallow them the next day bulging out. "as you can see the nanites make it possible for you to swallow huge meals after enjoying them in many other ways, then you have the option of enjoying them all day or passing them out really quickly it's all up to you", the animation split into to two where in the first the fur rapidly grew slim again and rushed to the toilet, while in the second a clock appeared and passed hours while the fur grew slowly slimmer. "Don't worry if you decide to go the slower route and need to slim up you can always control how fast you process your guest before the big sendoff", back on the screen the second fur was now sitting on the toilet too, and the screens merged back into one. "of course if you don't like big meals then just shrink them and swallow them" a different animation appeared where the generic male fur lead a different generic fur into the bathroom shrunk them and swallowed them before quickly taking a seat and letting them plop then flushing the mess away. "you can see that you have many options for dealing with unwanted guests, and once again they come to us and are put back to the way they were the nanites in your system store their consciousness and a complete record of them so that we can take any remains pop them back into their normal form and send them home, it's that easy" the lion was showing a different animation of how they were put together before a live action video appeared where a lion and a tiger were having sex, time sped up and it was morning the lion swallowed the tiger rested for an hour then took his trip to the toilet.

"It is a clean and relaxing way of dealing with any problems that may arise, and don't worry about the size the flushmaster can handle anything watch this" a different animation appeared and on it was one of the toilets flushing an anvil down with no trouble. "Our fourth option is much like the third let's have a look", the animation appeared again only this time instead of swallowing the generic fur the other generic fur sat on the other and they slowly swelled out the first. Much like the last time the screen split into two and the times differed again before remerging on the same image of a happy generic fur holding a newspaper flushing away a huge pile of crap. "it's as easy as inserting a pill or in this case a total pill, waiting for a nice reaction and sending them on their merry way", another live action of a bull this time shoving a horse up his ass appeared the bull then laid on a couch for an hour before letting out a huge fart and tromping off to the toilet. The screen spiraled around then the bull smirking and looking down into the bowl now filled with former horse smiled as he flushed "they just pass right through me now" he said. "and they will pass through you too" the lion said as he returned to the screen, and don't forget we can go the shrinking route too" a different animation played through much like in the third one a fur got shrunk then stuffed up before the toilet was used again. "Let's go to some of our success stories before we move on to the last method" the lion said.

Aleck was checking his bank account at this point and muted the TV. "looks like I have enough and this is a deal considering that I am tired of those awkward mornings with those guys" he said to himself as he listened to the automated computer tell him the amount in his bank account. Deciding he could afford whatever they asked he hung up his phone and turned the T.V. back up in time to catch a rabbit say, "I am so glad I have this it makes mornings when I wake up with my best friend in bed just swirl away, he never knows and I get a good workout for my balls too", the screen changed back to the lion announcer, "yes and speaking of working your balls out now you can too with our last option, a pre warning we find it is best if you use the shrink option first till you get used to bigger things, now let's roll the animation", the animation appeared with two generic furs in bed together the second was rubbing the cock of the first until he started to get sucked in quickly. He was quickly sucked in while the first furs balls swelled out and he laid back with a relaxed look on his face. Once again the screen split showing the times it took to process the fur into a load of cum. "at this point allow me to interject a quick note for all of you out there, we are aware that not all furs use the toilet when they masturbate, if this is the case you can mentally link with the nanites and allow them to release your visitor in a different way, such as the next time you take a nice big dump, or the next time you piss" the animation continued and the fur was sitting on the toilet with a huge set of balls swinging gently as he pawed splashing the cum into the toilet then for effect of letting people know that this wasn't the only option he shat and pissed as well before smiling and flushing for the camera. "and there he goes don't worry he'll be back just like this next lucky fellow" once again a live action appeared of a Panther licking over a sleepy looking squirrel who nuzzled back unaware he was traveling down the kitties cock, the scene sped up as the big cats balls slowly grew smaller and the cat called a different guy over. The two proceeded to have sex and with a good hard thrust the cat's balls drained completely into his new friend's ass before they both went into the bathroom and sat on the flushmaster together, the toilet growing a second bowl area. They finished their trip kissing as they flushed and the squirrel was sent on his way. "You've seen it folks it's that easy and it works with shrunken furs too, once again we suggest you start small but that's really up to you" the lion said as the screen came back to him sitting on the flushmaster that had been spinning earlier.

"All this can be yours for an easy payment of 2000 credits and for only 9.99 creds a month for the service, after one year the entire service is free so go ahead and call now our number is 555-555-8500" a different announcer took over at that point, Aleck had already dialed the first six numbers and was just finishing up the last four as announcer began going over the specs for the toilet and service. After giving the operator all his information and confirming a next day delivery he hung up the phone and watched the rest of the infomercial feeling confident that the next time he woke up with josh after a late night bender he wouldn't have to have the same awkward conversation over breakfast about why they didn't date. "so now you're all set with this toilet you can take a crowded party with wild guests like this" the screen showed a party with furs grinding and dancing and spilling food and drinks everywhere, "and turn them into a part like this" the screen changed into a tri split screen the first with a fur pouring all the party furs into the toilet the second with a Dalmatian sitting down on the toilet and crapping, and the last with a fur jacking his cock then spraying cum into the toilet. Then the furs all withdrew letting the camera see then merge the toilets into one before the flush was pulled and the crap, cum, and furs swirled around before being sucked down. "Well folks I hope you enjoyed out little demo please call now operators are standing by I would be too but well you know" the screen had gone back to the lion who was sitting on the toilet with huge balls and a stomach to match. "Our product is good for those unwanted guests or those vorephiles out there so call now" saying that he pulled the flush and the image swirled around till it was replaced with a blue call now and the phone number.

Aleck spent the rest of the day in a hyper active fit of cleaning and anticipating when the deliveryman would come the next day and deliver his new toilet as well as giving him his first injection of nanites as well as his personal transponder that would let them know if he ever accidently flushed himself. He cleaned his old toilet in the guest/master bath that served his small six room house, and prepped it for storage or recycling or whatever they did with old toilets. Then after a long night of video games and a pizza he went to bed, and slept restlessly anticipating the dawn. He woke early and ate hurriedly then sat waiting for the delivery fur to bring his package. It wasn't long barely two hours before the doorbell rang and Aleck rushed to it like a pup on Christmas morning. He opened the door and leaned up against the frame as a small Dalmatian reading from a clipboard started his spiel.

"Thank you for choosing flush a fuck, where we make dealing with awkward fucks, relatives, or unwanted guests as easy as flushing your crap away"

Aleck looked him over and smiled feeling glad he had chosen to answer the door only wearing his jeans minus boxers, 'I hope so after all my mother can really dish the stuff out too'

"Sure with the flushmaster 360 all your annoying problems swirl away with the convenience of a handle pull" it was obvious that this was something he had to read but with the last statement he looked up and swallowed at the sight of the sexy wolf leaning in the door

'Glad you finally looked up cutie hope you like my product as much as I like the one you're delivering'

The Dalmatian blushed as he said, "I sure do, I wish I could talk more but I have a lot of these to install and it takes a lot of time"

'Sure, sure follow me the bathroom is right this way' saying that aleck lead the dog to the master bathroom. The smaller dog was slowed by the large box on a dolly cart.

"it's a nice place you have here" he said as they entered the bathroom, "how long have you been here?" he asked as he began the process of removing the old toilet by turning off the water and flushing out most of it then working on the flange bolts.

Aleck was appreciating the tight butt of the delivery fur so he was a little slow to reply 'wha oh I've been here a couple years now I just got tired of living in apartments and moved here now I'm making an upgrade for some other issues'

"I don't doubt you must get a lot of tail" he blurted this out and immediately blushed

'I get more then my fair share granted the biggest issue is that I'm tired of embarrassing mornings hence this' aleck ignored the little dig hoping he could enjoy this dog sometime in the future.

"I'm sorry I said that like I did I haven't even introduced myself I'm Mark" he said as he raised up and removed the toilet from its place

'And I'm aleck do you want me to help you with that?'

"No no it practically installs itself when I get the new one out all I need is to tap a power junction"

'There is one in the basement I'll leave you too it I need to make a phone call'

"Sure thing" mark said as he grabbed some tools and headed to the door to the basement. An hour later her wen hunting for Aleck who was in his small office working on some paper work.

"I finished up the install and there are just a few more things I need to do but you need to be in with me" he said nervously as the wolf who easily dwarfed him stood up and followed him to the bathroom

'So what needs to be done?'

"I need to inject you with the tracker and your first nano injection and go over some finer features then I'm off to the next job" mark lead them to the bathroom and pointed out the flushmaster 360. "it's all ready for you just take a seat and hold out your arm we will do the nano injection first since it is minimally invasive and they will heal you after the second injection' aleck stepped over and asked 'clothes on or off?' the Dalmatian blushed crimson again "it's really up to you many people prefer to strip but others keep them on and sit on the first lid the toilet doesn't really have issues with clothes or lids it needs to sync with you though"

'Okay naked it is' with that went Aleck's pants and he let Mark bask in his glory before he sat on the open seat 'really comfy I enjoy the arm rests and the softer seat is that heating I feel?' mark was having trouble hiding his obvious erection "umm y-y-yes that is heating you feel I think I don't know what you feel I-I-I'm not sure what you feel that is with that nice ass of yours" the poor dog managed it all in a squeak as he slowly turned a dark umber. Aleck looked over at the squeak, 'whoa take a breath kid you'll pass out like that'. Mark took his advice and took a few shallow breaths, "sorry your just one of the hottest guys I've ever seen on this job I mostly work with fat old guys who are excited about eating a lover and flushing them with no criminal intent", 'it's okay kid now about those injections'.

Mark stepped over to grab the vials from the box and the injector "okay one arm please we'll start with the nanites" Aleck held out his right arm and Mark injected him with the compressed injection system. "Okay and now for the bigger one I need your thigh unless you wish to do it yourself" he said this and blushed again 'and you said that most kept their clothes on' Aleck teased as he spread his legs. Mark loaded up the second capsule and stepped up nervously and knelt by his right leg and injected the transponder and watched as the injection hole closed up after quickly. 'You are all set, just a few last things number one you need to eat a moderate meal for you and let the toilet adjust to that, second don't go to the vore settings just yet the nanites need a day to populate you system, other than that you are ready to go and I'll be on my way" saying that he handed Aleck a large manual the case with his injector, and a DVD box that would explain more about the flushmaster 360. Then he grabbed up his tools packed up the old toilet on his dolly cart and prepared to leave. 'wait cutie let me give you this before you go and if you use it I promise not to flush you the next morning' Aleck pressed a piece of paper with his cell number into Marks paws then saw him to the door.

He then took the books and DVD into the living room ordered a pizza and grabbed a beer, when the pizza arrived he paid the delivery fur and went in to watch the DVD. After that he took the manual and opened it to page one on using the other systems the toilet apparently still had a standard flush for days that he didn't have any special loads for it. It also featured seat warmers and coolers, as well as a feature that would make the water warmer to help him relax in case of splash back. The DVD had cycled back to the main menu so as he read the manual aleck switched it over to real user stories. On the screen different furs came up to tell different stories and show some of their favorite conquests with the Flush a Fuck services. Aleck divided his attention between watching the DVD and finding out about some of the other features of the flushmaster 360 such as the dispenser for the nanites capsules and the password protection for the processing system that was hidden under the arm rests. He also found out about a bubble feature that made it more comforting for the user, as well as a feature that rumbled the seat in case of constipation. He was only partway into the manual when he closed it rubbed his eyes and started watching the T.V. again as a rabbit swallowed a fur and laid back as several micronized ones served him before being stuffed up his ass or down his cock, as the bunny moved over to his toilet took a seat and began to pass them all back out again Aleck's phone rang.

"Hey mister wolf its mark you still up for some fun without me taking a spin down your new unit tomorrow?" he asked

'Sure thing whenever you're ready'

"good then open your front door sexy and I promise the toilet will still get a good work out I brought over Chinese" with that he hung up the phone.

Still chuckling to himself and watching the rabbit on the screen finish his grunting wipe then use the bidet feature and stand up, spray his waste with cum and moon the camera with his cute little butt before asking if anyone else wanted to take the ride and flushing. Aleck crossed over to the door opened it and helped the cute Dalmatian bring in a large bag of food and a small bag of movies. They spent a great night together and as promised the toilet did get a great workout with neither fur taking a trip down it.