Wench Winch
Ever since that new infomercial hit the late-night airwaves, it's been impossible to keep up with the demands. the infomercial starts with a delectable young furry fem bound to a wall, whom they introduce as stacy.
Get Bit: Make Lycanthropy Work for You!
The buzzy infomercial music increases in volume as the screen fades to blue with yellow text.
Sleeping without the Remote (Otherwise Untitled)
#24 of short stories a dragon tries to sleep through an infomercial. ~ the dragon writhed against the cushions of the couch. he was warm. he was comfortable.
break.Away() - The point of withdrawl - C1/2
Turning on the tv, he flips through infomercial after infomercial, eventually drifting to sleep. it wasn't very hard for samuel to fall asleep. in fact, it almost felt like something was helping him into the realm of dreams.
First Afternoon
He chances another look to the television, seeing another repeat of the pitch as infomercials are prone to doing.
Kinktober Day Twenty-Five: Transformation
It was that thought that had you watching infomercials late at night... and those infomercials that led you to where you were now; it was strange... a mostly empty room, though there are plenty of little cabinets nestled onto the wall.
The Murrcon Part 1
infomercial...\*click\*... infomercial... \*click... infomercial... \*click\*... i was only half paying attention to the inane diatribe issuing from the idiot box before me.
Chapter 1 - A Lie and a Secret.
Gabe winced, and continued flipping through infomercials. i sighed, accepting the fact that little conversation would go on, now that gabe settled on an old episode of batman.
A Gift for Dad
Tobie is about to learn why you should always read the warnings at the end of the infomercial before buying a gift for dear old dad.
Boomer's New Friend
It was infomercial after infomercial, and if it wasn't that then it was a news channel reporting on the horrible heat wave.
Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 2
Lexi: sorry, i've been working on my infomercial auditions... now, in two minutes, head over there... (points to a building with the words: "pizza hut: 2010s edition!")... order a large cheese pie with cheeseburger stuffed crust, here's a 1000...
Age Regression
I laugh at the infomercial and wonder how many people would be stupid enough to buy their product. it amazed me that people actually bought things from these commercials and seriously believed they'd do what they claimed to do.