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This story is about two detectives and best friends named Olivia and Tara. They both made there living solving crimes involving kidnappings, murders, corgis, and donuts. Live was good for both girls. One day however, something seemed off to both detectives. While they were both on patrol riding their corgi mobile, a bullet shot Tara straight in the head. Luckily she was unable to be killed due to her already being dead. Strangely, there was a tiny message on the bullet that read: 35 bearington road.

They were terribly bored, so they decided to head right over. When they had arrived, they weren't surprised to see an obese bear with honey stained into her fur. "hello girls. I'm sure you're wondering what I called you here for. Well i need you to handle a little job for me. There is a man who needs to be brought to justice, he has murdered hundreds of my family members." It was then that Olivia and Tara realized that they were talking to Grizzy, the leader of the Honey Comb Mafia. Both girls pulled out their pistols. " What makes you think we're going to work with a bunch of criminals?" Said Olivia. Grizzy was undaunted and she simply smiled and said. " Cause if you dont, how will you manage to pay rent?" She then pulled a lever that opened a box and hundreds upon thousands of dollars fell out of it. Tara would constantly waste money on corgi themed items, even though neither of them were corgis. After thinking it over for all of two seconds. They agreed.

Grizzy handed them both an invitation to the Saint Bernard Ball, a party for only the most exclusive people in the entire city. " Go to the Ball and i'll give you your new orders once you're there." Grizzy then buried her head in a jar of honey, the girls took this as their signal to get going. Both of them donned their finest outfits, Tara in a green dress and Olivia in a black dress. The Ball was being held on the top floor of the Squeaky Bone Hotel, and the elevator ride up was a long and slow one. Both girls thought they would've died before they made it to the top. But then, as Tara was about to end her own life, they made it. The music drowned out the noise of all the talking, so the girls would have to wait for someone to come to them.

After about ten minutes of drinking pure Vodka and corgi treats, a fennec fox wearing a green vest, red bow tie, and beige pants walked up to them and handed them a card. It read : Boiler Room. Both girls headed straight there, and surprisingly they couldn't hear anything from outside anymore. They looked around the hot room and eventually found a metal suitcase, they opened it slowly. It contained a picture of their target, a shark with orange hair and a red suit. They were also given two suits identical to the ones the waiters were wearing. Unbeknownst to them, it also contained special earbuds, Which completely muted the music. After they changed clothes, they were wondering how they would kill the shark without making complete chaos. The answer, a poisonous bug.

They were told to add the bug to a drink, then hand it to the shark. They returned to the top floor, and looked around for the shark in the red suit, luckily everyone was wearing black so it wasn't that hard. He was on the roof, sipping on a cuba libre. Olivia told Tara to distract him while she gets a cuba libre. The Staff Only section was cold and filled with lazy waiters. She saw a large tray of cuba libres, and decided to grab the one on the bottom. This caused all the other drinks to fall to the floor in a large cluster of alcohol and glass. Yet the waiters really couldn't care less. The bug was planted safely inside the glass, and she was ready for justice. She walked outside and over to the shark. She said in her most asshole sounding voice " May I ... offer you a drink, sir?" The shark grabbed the drink and was just about to drink it.

Before he could though, he saw the bug. The girls didn't know he was an entomologist. The shark knew he was in a dangerous situation, so he ordered his security guards to attack the girls. Just then, Tara consumed the shark in the red suit whole. Everyone except Olivia was stunned and horrified at the site. Tara pulled an assault rifle from her ass, and then began shooting everyone, even the innocent civilians. She shouted while shooting " NO WITNESSES!! NOOOO WITNESSESSSSSSSS!!!!!" Soon the entire top floor was filled with dead, bloodied, lead filled bodies. Both girls had a toast and drank more vodka.

When they returned to Grizzy, she was devastated. " I TOLD YOU JUST TO KILL THE ONE GUY!" she said in tears. " IT'll COST TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO PAY ALL THIS OFF! YOU CAN BOTH FORGET ABOUT GETTING PAID! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Olivia nodded at Tara, and the next thing that happened was both gory and disgusting. Tara magically grew a ten foot long elephant cock where here vagina once was and pushed Grizzy down with it. She then violently shoved it into her ass, ripping and breaking her organs, bones, and basically everything else in her body. Tara knew she was dead, but she wasn't going to stop until the very end. After about 5 hours of violently thrusting, she remembered she hasn't grown balls yet. When they finally did appear though, she immediately came right inside the bear's head. Cum flooded out of Grizzy's nose, eyes, mouth and ears all at once. Just seeing all the blood was enough to set Tara off. The elephant cock disappeared, and both girls stole every cent the Honey Comb mafia had. To celebrate their new riches Tara spent all the money on a corgi army. Olivia the face palmed herself, then punched Tara straight in the jaw. Thus making Tara curl into the fetal position and cry in a corner until the next day.

THE END