Freelance Hero
Story by Renamon_Lovers on SoFurry
Unlike full time warriors, his working hours were flexible – he could choose when to work and when to rest.
_ English is my third language, please correct me if I am using Chinese-style English. Thanks for reading. Please feel free to comment ^_^ _
Freelance Hero
** Warren was standing in front of a camel woman. His breastplate was made from many diagonal layers of leather and fur. It covered almost everything from the neck down and ending at the groin, but the sides were only covered near the bottom. “Drop your weapon or else I kill the Princess now!" she shouted. She tried to supress her giggling, but ended up bursting into loud laughter.**
** Warren stood there looking all round.** Black, short hair almost fully covered a furrowed, lively face. The Princess hands and legs were tied. A zebra boy put a sword on her shoulder and could chop down her head in less than one minute. The distance was too far and Warren would not be able to rescue her in time. A zebra man stood behind the Princess and began to punch her back.
** BONK! BONK! BONK!**
“Warren, drop your weapons now, my spine is going to break!" the Princess cried. Panic started to engulf her.
Warren quickly dropped his weapon and armour to the ground. The blade itself was bare. No decorations or engraved patterns, an everyday weapon needs no decorations. “Ok! I surrender! Please don't beat her anymore!" he shouted.
The camel woman laughed evilly. “Now undress."
Warren pulled up his shirt and threw it to the ground.
“Your pants and underwear."
Warren's hesitation indicated his unwillingness.
** BONK! BONK! BONK!**
“Warren, release your pants and underwear now, my spine is going to break!" the Princess cried again.
Warren quickly pulled down his pants and underwear.
The camel woman stood up and walked towards Warren. Suddenly, she disrobed. Immediately, Warren erected. The camel snapped her fingers, the pink zebra man grabbed Warren's left leg while the blue zebra man grabbed his right leg. “How many times can you cum within one hour?" she asked Warren.
Warren decided to ignore her. She grabbed his manhood and began to masturbate. He tried to resist but her skills were too good and her naked body was too tempting. Soon, he ejaculated and he gasped. She smiled, not letting him to rest, she continued to masturbate until he ejaculated again, and again after a few minutes later.
“Please…let…me…rest…for…a…while."
Ignoring Warren, she forced him to ejaculate again. The zebras released him. His eyes were rolled back, his arms and legs were in the air and he was trembling all over. She knelt in between his legs and grabbed his flaccid dick. “Please…I can't…shoot…anymore…"
She stimulated his cock again. His flaccid dick did not erect but managed to release some seeds, and then began to bleed. At that moment, his horse knocked down the wooden fence. The zebra boy turned his head around and was kicked by the horse immediately, they could hear the bone cracking sounds. The horse quickly kicked the other enemy on his belly.
Warren endured the pain on his groin and picked up a dagger from his pants. He killed the camel woman first, and then he picked up more weapons to kill the other enemies. After all enemies were killed, he bandaged his penis.
** The Princess blushed, Warren's dick was bigger than her husband's. “Thank you, Warren."**
** “Princess, can we mate?"**
** “Of course NOT!"**
** Back to the castle.**
** “Thank you for saving my wife," the Prince said with a smile.**
** Warren giggled. “No problems."**
** The Prince passed two pouches of gold to Warren and Warren returned to his house, he was walking like a duck. At that moment, a little boy approached him, “Sir, can you please help me? Something strange, in my neighbourhood..."**
** Warren shook his head. “Sorry, tea time now, you can look for the full time warriors at the tavern."**
** Warren was a freelance warrior and he would only accept high rewards tasks. Unlike full time warriors, his working hours were flexible – he could choose when to work and when to rest.**
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** Two months later, Warren's dick was fully recovered and could fuck girls again. “Welcome back, my precious manhood," he said as he was cleaning it.**
** One day.**
** “Warren, my wife IS kidnapped by the monsters again," the Prince urged.**
** Warren began picking his nose. “Why don't you assemble your own army to rescue your wife?" he asked politely.**
** The Prince passed two pouches of gold to Warren. “Because I don't want to die," he replied. “And don't pick your nose in front of me, I can't eat my food now."**
** Warren sighed and left the castle. He walked to the tavern. From the outside it looked rustic, warm and cheerful. Large stones and thick, stone beams made up most of the building's outer structure. It's impossible to see through the darkened windows, but the sounds of cutlery and drinking glasses from within could be felt outside. He entered the tavern and found a friend. “Must be the dog woman and her lizard men," the bartender said and gave Warren a map.**
** After lunch time, Warren studied the map and reached the destination after fifteen minutes. He found the Princess inside an arena near the hill.**
“Drop your weapon or I kill the Princess now!" the female dog shouted.
** “Not again," Warren grumbled, he stood there looking all round. The useless Princess hands and legs were tied. A lizard boy put a sword on her shoulder and could chop down her head in less than one minute. The distance was too far and Warren would not be able to rescue her in time. A lizard man stood beside the Princess and began to slap her pretty face. Left, right, left, right. She was not able to open her mouth and speak.**
Warren quickly dropped his weapon and armor to the ground. “Ok! I surrender! Please don't slap her anymore!" he shouted.
The dog woman laughed evilly. “Now undress."
Warren pulled up his shirt and threw it to the ground.
“Your pants and underwear."
Warren's hesitation indicated his unwillingness.
** Left, right, left, right. The lizard man slapped the Princess again.**
Warren quickly pulled down his pants and underwear. “Sodomize him!" the dog woman shouted.
“NNNOOO!" Warren screamed. Immediately the lizards surrounded him. A lizard thrust his mouth and another lizard penetrated his tight virgin anus. Soon, the hall filled with pumping sounds. At that moment, his horse galloped into the arena and began to kick as many enemies as he could. Warren endured the pain in his anus and stood up.
Warren picked up some weapons and fought with the dog woman. After he killed her, he turned around to help his horse. But he was too late, his horse has been torn to pieces. He kept on fighting and finally he killed all enemies.
** “Princess, can we have sex? I got condom."**
** “Of course NOT!"**
Warren escorted the Princess back to the castle again.
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** Two months later, Warren's anus was fully recovered and could be licked by girls again.**
** One day.**
** “Warren, my wife IS kidnapped by the monsters again," the Prince said grimly.**
** After receiving two pouches of gold, Warren straddled his new horse and headed towards the Town Hall. “The Princess is kidnapped by half-dragons, you need many mages and warlocks to defeat them," Jones said and gave Warren a map.**
** Warren straddled his horse and finally he reached the Peach Hill. “Holy shit!" he exclaimed when he reached the hilltop. There were many half-dragon half-human creatures. “Is it worthy to sacrifice a lot of people to save one Princess?" he murmured.**
** A green dragon approached Warren. “Human warrior, what brings you here?" he roared at him and he could feel a gust of wind.** A muscular neck ran down from its head and into a long body. The top was covered in curved scales and a row of small spikes ran down its spine.
** A deadly fear swept over Warren. He somehow knew that he could not beat them. “I just want to ask, why monsters and creatures liked to kidnap the Princess but not the Prince?"**
** “Elementary, we are not gay. We will return the Princess to her family if her father agreed to let us rule his kingdom," the green dragon replied coldly.**
** “Oh I see, have a nice night, bye."**
** “Wait, why her husband never came to rescue his wife personally?"**
** Warren shrugged. “I asked and he told me that he IS a coward."**
** “We are going to rape and torture her soon, want to join us? Later we'll pay you a box of gold."**
** A box of gold!**
** Warren's eyes transformed into $ signs and nodded, he was much delighted with this idea. “Sure, I wanted to fuck her since the first day I met her. But I won't help you to defeat the enemies when they come."**
** The Princess was glad to see Warren. “Warren, please rescue me!"**
** “Sorry, this time I came to rape you."**
** “Warren, you're a human warrior, how can you join these creatures?"**
** “Princess, I didn't join them, I'll leave after I fucked you. Moreover, if you can't beat them, join them."**
** The Princess trembled, and stood with her mouth wide open.**
** “I'm very calm now. Princess, every time I came to rescue you, I got sodomized by the creatures. Why must I suffer? You're not my wife and you refused to have sex with me!"**
** The Princess was taken aback by his directness. “Sorry, please rescue me now and I'll have sex with you later."**
** “It's too late. Moreover, your husband will surely remove my head from my body if he found out…" Warren began to undress. “Blame your husband because he never came to rescue you personally, he can summon an army to rescue you but he didn't! I'm not a coward, I know when to fight and when to retreat."**
** The Princess gulped, her expression told them she was scared. “How much did they pay you? I shall double your rewards and have sex with you."**
** “Excuse me, can I fuck her first? I'll leave after I fucked her," Warren asked a white dragon calmly.**
** “No problems," the white dragon replied politely.**
** “Princess, right now I just want to fuck you and then take my gold home."**
** Soon, the Princess was fully naked and she tried to cover her private parts with both hands. She threw herself at Warren's feet and asked him to forgive her.**
** Warren giggled. “Forgiving people is God's job, my job is to send people to see God."**
** “Wow, for a human, your dick is huge!" a yellow dragon exclaimed.**
** Warren laughed. “Merci! Merci!" He grabbed the Princess and placed her onto a table. Two dragons volunteered to hold her hands and legs.**
** “Princess, I didn't hire druids and warlords to rescue you because it is NOT worthy to sacrifice so many people to save one girl. Even if you died, your country will not die and the citizens shall find a new Princess."**
** “Please don't, your...is too BIG," the Princess was sincerely terrified, she was too shy to say the word 'dick'.**
** “Princess, there was once a stupid movie called Saving Private…the government sacrificed many soldiers to save one soldier. It was so fucking stupid!"**
** “Warren, please stop! AAAHHH! OOOHHH!"**
Soon, the place filled with crying, pleading, thrusting and pumping sounds.
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** With the box of gold, Warren decided to change occupation.**
** Warren straddled his horse to a new city, he changed his name and started a new life. One year later, he married with a lovely lady.**
** What happened to the Princess? Warren did not know and he did not care. She was not his wife, why must he worry about her?**
The end.